This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Nicktoons short "SpongeBob (Re-Hydrated)," which aired on 2003.
- [Strings of green code fall across a black screen. The words "HE IS" appear and fade out, followed by the words "THE ONE," and then the code starts to form a silhouette of SpongeBob. He is dressed as Neo from The Matrix and puts on a pair of sunglasses. An army of Patrick clones bang on a metal door. SpongeBob raises his arms up, prepared to fight. The Patrick clones run toward him, and he defeats them by swinging on a bo staff. Strings of green code appear again. The logo "SpongeBob (Re-Hydrated)" is seen. SpongeBob flies toward the audience as the short fades out.]