This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One short "SpongeBoard," which aired on April 22, 2009.

  • [everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon, SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave]
  • SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!
  • Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!
  • SpongeBob: Let's do it! [lies on his back on the water] Your surfboard awaits.
  • Patrick: Oooooohhh.
  • [Patrick is on SpongeBob, he sees a wave and surfs on it, and laughs]
  • SpongeBob: This is awesome! [but because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger]
  • Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why aren't we, huh? [SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed]
  • Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?
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