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| − | *'''[[Flying Dutchman]]:''' Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very |
+ | *'''[[Flying Dutchman]]:''' Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very worst one and... You are it! (stops on Squidward) |
*'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]]:''' Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish! |
*'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]]:''' Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish! |
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*'''[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]:''' That's right! And you know what I wish? |
*'''[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]:''' That's right! And you know what I wish? |
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*'''[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]:''' No! |
*'''[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]:''' No! |
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| − | *'''Squidward:''' I wish that |
+ | *'''Squidward:''' I wish that Santa was real! |
| + | *Patrick: Just like a genie! |
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*'''Flying Dutchman:''' Shall we? |
*'''Flying Dutchman:''' Shall we? |
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| + | *'''Santa Claus: HoHo, Merry Christams! ''' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:''' Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick. |
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| − | *'''Patrick:''' Hi. |
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*'''Squidward:''' That's not what I meant! |
*'''Squidward:''' That's not what I meant! |
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*'''Flying Dutchman:''' Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly) |
*'''Flying Dutchman:''' Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly) |
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*'''SpongeBob:''' And what did you say your name was? |
*'''SpongeBob:''' And what did you say your name was? |
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| + | *Santa Claus: Saint Nick, child. Let me tell you how Spencer Szeto becaame a genie..... |
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*'''Squidward:''' I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor. |
*'''Squidward:''' I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor. |
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| + | *'''Santa Claus: SHUT THE F- ( Santa Claus pulls out a Justin Beiber tape recorder.)''' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs) |
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| + | *'''Squidward: WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' |
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| + | *'''Spongebob and Patrick: Ooooooh. We don't have ears, so we can't hear.''' |
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| + | *'''Santa Claus: ( Santa's fist swells.)''' |
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| + | *'''Flying Dutchman: Hmm Hmmm, Oooh... wait..... HUH?! WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!''' |
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| + | *'''Spongebob: Hooray!''' |
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Revision as of 00:50, 16 May 2012
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Shanghaied short "Shanghaied: Squidward's ending," which aired on September 22, 2009.
- Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very worst one and... You are it! (stops on Squidward)
- SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!
- Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish?
- Patrick: No!
- Squidward: I wish that Santa was real!
- Patrick: Just like a genie!
- Flying Dutchman: Shall we?
- Santa Claus: HoHo, Merry Christams!
- Squidward: That's not what I meant!
- Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly)
- SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was?
- Santa Claus: Saint Nick, child. Let me tell you how Spencer Szeto becaame a genie.....
- Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.
- Santa Claus: SHUT THE F- ( Santa Claus pulls out a Justin Beiber tape recorder.)
- Squidward: WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Spongebob and Patrick: Ooooooh. We don't have ears, so we can't hear.
- Santa Claus: ( Santa's fist swells.)
- Flying Dutchman: Hmm Hmmm, Oooh... wait..... HUH?! WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
- Spongebob: Hooray!