Changes: Shanghaied: Squidward's ending/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Shanghaied short "Shanghaied: Squidward's ending," which aired on November 5, 2002 (Sea Stories DVD) September 22, 2009 (The First 100 Episodes disc 5).

[The episode goes normal, until it gets to the decision]
Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! [Stops on Squidward]
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish?
Patrick: No.
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!
Flying Dutchman: So be it. (A magic cloud surrounds the two before Squidward finds himself next to SpongeBob and Patrick still)
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.
Patrick: Hi.
Squidward: That's not what I meant!
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! [Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly]
SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was?
Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. [Tries to pronounce it right] We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. [Laughs.]

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+{{ShortTr
-*Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! (stops on Squidward)
+|prev = Shanghaied: Patrick's ending
-*SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!
+|title = Shanghaied: Squidward's ending
-*Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish?
+|next = Crossing the Street
-*Patrick: No!
+|titlecard = Squidward's ending.jpg
-*Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!
+|shortnumber = 2
-*Flying Dutchman: Shall we?
+|shorttype = Shanghaied shorts
-*SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.
+|airdate = {{Time|November 5}}, {{Time|2002}} ([[Sea Stories]] DVD)
-*Patrick: Hi.
+{{Time|September 22}}, {{Time|2009}} ([[The First 100 Episodes#Disc 5|The First 100 Episodes]] disc 5)
-*Squidward: That's not what I meant!
+}}
-*Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly)
+{{L|''[The episode goes normal, until it gets to the decision]''}}
-*SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was?
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! ''[Stops on Squidward]''}}
-*Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!}}
-*SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs)
+{{L|Squidward|That's right! And you know what I wish?}}
+{{L|Patrick|No.}}
+{{L|Squidward|I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!}}
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|So be it. ''(A magic cloud surrounds the two before Squidward finds himself next to SpongeBob and Patrick still)''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hi.}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's not what I meant!}}
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! ''[Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|And what did you say your name was?}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. ''[Tries to pronounce it right]'' We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. ''[Laughs.]''}}