Encyclopedia SpongeBobia
Encyclopedia SpongeBobia

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Shanghaied short "Shanghaied: Squidward's ending," which aired on November 5, 2002 (Sea Stories DVD) September 22, 2009 (The First 100 Episodes disc 5).

  • [The episode goes as normal until it gets to the decision]
  • Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! [Stops on Squidward]
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!
  • Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish?
  • Patrick: No.
  • Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!
  • Flying Dutchman: So be it. [A magic cloud surrounds the two before Squidward finds himself next to SpongeBob and Patrick still]
  • SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.
  • Patrick: Hi.
  • Squidward: That's not what I meant!
  • Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! [Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly]
  • SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was?
  • Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. [Tries to pronounce it right] We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. [laughs]