After the Flying Dutchman does "eeny, meeny, miny, moe," he picks Squidward. Immediately, Squidward smugly wishes that he had never met SpongeBob or Patrick before in his life. The Flying Dutchman grants his wish. After a cloud of magic, Squidward finds himself, to his shock, standing right next to SpongeBob & Patrick, who now do not remember meeting him, so they introduce themselves to him; even though that is not what Squidward meant. The Flying Dutchman tricked him like a genie might do. They all get cooked and eaten (just like in Patrick's ending) and SpongeBob and Patrick are still trying to introduce themselves in the Flying Dutchman's belly to Squidward.
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
‣ ? [Squidward's wish granted]
‣ Harp Ding - Nicolas Carr ["Hi there, I don't believe we've met."]
‣ The Beast Within - Paddy Kingsland ["Now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner."]
‣ Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill [Squidward's ending]