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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[hears something strange]'' Wait! Listen! ''[Flying Dutchman is in his room]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to cook them and eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever happen... ''[notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever happen... ''[notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Ok, then... ''[tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection]'' Give it to me!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|But why have we been turned into fruits? ''[their bodies have been turned into fruits and they are in a blender]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! ''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward bounce away in the blender]'' Hey, get back here with that! ''[Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed Volkswagen with a main mast.''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! ''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward bounce away in the blender]'' Hey, get back here with that! ''[Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed Volkswagen with a main mast.''}} |
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{{L|Patchy|''[Patchy is shown sitting at the counch crying]'' Hold on! Sorry about that kids! Its just that old Patchy can't help but get all choked up at the end of a show. But the good news is, when you watch this cartoon land-lobbing style like you usually do, it'll have the ending you picked, so now your an official big time cartoon decision maker! ''[Cuts to a bunch of monkeys at a zoo]'' Just don't let it go to your head! Well, say good night to the folks Potty! Potty!}} |
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{{L|Patchy|''[opens the door]'' Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick. Why don't come on back on the galley, I got a little treat for you today. ''[walks to a red curtain and shows a large cue card with the title "Shanghaied" on it]'' We're gonna see me favorite show Shanghaied! Ta-da!}} |
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{{L|Potty|Bawk! I'm being held here against my will-- Help!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[eating Kelp-O cereal]'' Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! ''[checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house]'' Holy shrimp! ''[runs out to Squidward]'' Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! ''[Squidward pokes his head through his window]'' Squidward! The sky had a baby!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[points up]'' Ship!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, look, a giant ship!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|All right, who owns this crate? ''[notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it]'' Come on out! I wanna file a complaint! ''[SpongeBob looks around the ship]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I don't know. Why?}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Rawr!!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, it's not "rawr!"}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|I am the Flying Dutchman!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. ''[Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|I...no, I don't.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? ''[Flying Dutchman glares angrily at Squidward]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. ''[shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[looks over to SpongeBob and Patrick]'' You're next!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[jumps off the ship]'' That was a close one! ''[land back on the ship]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Welcome back!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick scream and jump off the ship]'' That was a closer one! ''[land back on the ship]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Welcome back! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick jump off the ship]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's... ''[Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob and Patrick land back on the ship]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|So, are you gonna try that again?}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Now listen. ''[takes out a "Ghost Rule Book"]'' Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! ''[closes rule book]'' And, uhh ''[opens rule book]'', ever. ''[closes rule book]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Will we be getting business cards?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! ''[shows a green jockstrap]'' Whoever told you that having oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was a good idea... ''[Dutchman picks up Squidward]'' Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... ''[Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air]'' Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? ''[Flying Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly of Despair. Squidward screams as he falls inside the Fly of Despair. SpongeBob and Patrick look at Squidward in a blank worried face.]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|We'll do anything you say!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! ''[hands them a mop and a bucket]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|And I got this hat!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!}} |
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{{L|Billy|I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Moving behind the rocks! ''[ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. ''[Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind a rock]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! ''[points to SpongeBob and Patrick who just get confuse]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a little trick with his fingers]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|How does he do that?}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Get back on the ship.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's still a mystery!}} |
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{{L|Billy|Those guys are dorks.}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Yes, but they're my dorks. ''[goes back to showing SpongeBob and Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|You're good. You're good. You're good. ''[Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while SpongeBob and Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked]'' You're good. You're good. You're good. ''[Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while SpongeBob and Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked]'' You're good.. You're good. You're good. ''[Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob and Patrick figure- skate in purple tights. back on the ship]'' Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Or an oversized coffee mug?! ''[both start bouncing insanely]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|You're setting us free?}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Let's leave!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|But the door is locked and the only way out is through the...perfume department. ''[points to a room full of perfume and customers]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Let's do it. ''[they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|I always hate going in there!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[hears something strange]'' Wait! Listen! ''[Flying Dutchman is in his room]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever happen... ''[notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Never!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Ok, then... ''[tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection]'' Give it to me!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|No! ''[Sock begins to tear]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Four.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Three. Take it or leave it.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! ''[clock goes backwards one minute]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Okay, you got two wishes left. ''[Patrick smiles with embarrassment at an angry SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! ''[falls through a hole in the Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Boy, I'm glad all that's over! ''[re-appears on the ship]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! You're back!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I... ''[realizing]'' just used the second one.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Wait! I think it belongs to me! ''[everyone starts to argue]'' Because I didn't really get a real wish, so why should you get a wish...}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that's not right because... ''[their arguing devolves into incoherent yelling, babbling and shouting]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. ''[uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method]'' Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... ''[finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo]'' You are it! ''[stops on SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because...I wish the Dutchman was a vegetarian! ''[Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|Hooray!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're home!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|But why have we been turned into fruits? ''[their bodies have been turned into fruits and they are in a blender]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hey, I get a wish too. ''[slices some fruits to the blender]'' Fruit prevents scurvy! ''[he whistles as SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward scream and bounce away in the blender]'' Hey, get back here with that! ''[Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed Volkswagen with a main mast. Patchy reappears]''}} |
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{{L|Patchy|Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! ''[Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY]'' Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail! ''[blows horn]''}} |
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{{L|Old-time crowd|Hooray!}} |
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{{L|Patchy|And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, so get ready to blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! ''[Potty flies to Patchy with the letter and he has a lighten fuse on his head]'' The envelope please Potty. Thank you, my fine feathered assistant.}} |
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{{L|Potty|Brawk, you're not welcome.}} |
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{{L|Patchy|''[Patchy blows his nose]'' Hey, Potty, do you smell something? ''[notices the fuse]'' Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!}} |
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{{L|Potty|Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! ''[Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast]''}} |
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{{L|Patchy|Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! ''[Potty collapses to the floor and Patchy frowns]''}} |
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There are various endings to Shanghaied. Differences between each other are the different fates of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward, depending on who the Flying Dutchman picked. Below are the different endings: |
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There are various endings to Shanghaied. Differences between each other are the different fates of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward, depending on who the Flying Dutchman picked. Below are the different endings: |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. ''[uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method]'' Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... ''[finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo]'' You are it! ''[stops on SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Hurry, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because...I wish the Dutchman was a vegetarian! ''[Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|Hooray!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're home!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|But why have we been turned into fruits? ''[their bodies have been turned into fruits and they are in a blender]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! ''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward bounce away in the blender]'' Hey, get back here with that! ''[Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed Volkswagen with a main mast. Patchy reappears]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. ''[uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method]'' Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... ''[finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo]'' You are it! ''[stops on Patrick]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[worried]'' That's you Patrick! Make your wish!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Umm...}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Wait, Patrick. Listen, I do not particularly want to be trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time... ''[demonstrates the length of eternity as if it were a piece of string. Patrick's eyes look at each end]'' Understand?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[rushes in]'' Patrick, you've got to think harder than you ever thought before.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Uhh...}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's not going to do it! Think harder!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[thinks harder]'' Uhh...}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' Come on Patrick! Come on! What are you thinking about?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Squidward]'' Come on Patrick! Yes, think, think really hard! ''[Patrick goes really intensely thinking]'' Yes Patrick! You're doing good!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[his head's toaster ejects bread]'' Okay! I got it!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Your wish is granted!}} |
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{{L|''[Gum appears in Patrick's pocket. Patrick eats some gum.]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, I'm sorry... Want some gum?}} |
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward are shocked]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|You wished for gum?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Well, if we're going to be there forever, we might as well have fresh breath!}} |
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward take a piece of gum each and chews some gum as well]''}} |
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{{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward complain in the Flying Dutchman's belly]''}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Ahh... Minty!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. ''[uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method]'' Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... ''[finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo]'' You are it! ''[stops on Squidward]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! You get to have a wish! A great big wish!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|That's right! And you know what I wish?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|No!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|I wish that I never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|So be it. ''[magically makes SpongeBob and Patrick not know Squidward]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi there. I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob and this is my associate Patrick.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Hi!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|That's ''not'' what I meant!}} |
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! ''[grabs out a metal knife and fork]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the Flying Dutchman's belly]'' And what did you say your name was?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[also in the Flying Dutchman's belly]'' I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, nice to meet you, Squid Ward. We have plenty of time to know each other, I guess. ''[laughs]''}} |
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