This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One short "Separation Anxiety," which aired on April 22, 2009.

  • [SpongeBob is surfing until he wipes out]
  • Patrick: Tsk, tsk, tsk. [holds the glue and sticks it on the surfboard] Apply the sauce. [cuts to Patrick surfing the waves] I... Will not... Be separated... From... This... surfboard! [looks at rock] Rock! Separate, separate! [a skeleton of Patrick pops out of his skin and lands on the sand, Patrick's skin is washed up on the sand]
  • Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.
  • Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.
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