Encyclopedia SpongeBobia
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Encyclopedia SpongeBobia


A Sea Bear is a large piranha-like fish with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked by one in The Camping Episode. However, SpongeBob and Patrick are fervent believers, having read about them in the Bikini Bottom Enquirer and Fake Science Monthly.

Attracting a Sea Bear

There is a plethora of circumstances which can attract a sea bear, the most prominent of which includes:


  • Playing the clarinet badly (they might hate the sound or it upsets them.)
  • Waving a flashlight around (its their natural prey.)
  • Eating or holding cubed cheese or possibly cheese in general (perhaps they hate it or the smell might set it off.)
  • Stomping around (they take it as a challenge.)
  • Wearing a hoop skirt (it might disgust it.)
  • Wearing clown shoes (ridicule)
  • Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (offensive, perhaps.)
  • Screeching like a chimpanzee (may mimic the sound of a dying animal.)
  • Running from a Sea Bear (might show cowardness.)
  • Limping from a Sea Bear (might also show cowardness)
  • Crawling away from a Sea Bear (might also show cowardness)
  • Drawing ovals in the Dirt (dirt ovals can't protect against sea bears)

Prevention

The only known thing that can prevent a sea bear attack is an Anti-Sea Bear circle (only a circle, not an oval, it has to be a circle).All the experts say its the only thing that can stop a seabear.

Similar Animals

Sea Rhinoceros

The sound of a Sea Bear attack attracts a Sea Rhinoceros. The only way to prevent a Sea Rhinoceros attack is to wear Anti-Sea Rhinoceros undergarments.

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