This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Astrology with Squidward short "Sagittarius," which aired on 2000 - 2001.

  • Narrator: And now, Astrology with Squidward.
  • Squidward: [plays clarinet] Today, we explore Sagittarius. Sign of the uh... half-horse, half-guy with a bow and arrow. The good thing about Sagitarians: they have great aim. The bad thing about them: they poop while they're walking. So never march behind them in a parade. My prediction for Sagittarius in the coming year: you won't eat enough green vegetables. I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer reminding you that if you smelt it, chances are, you dealt it. [plays clarinet]
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