In the beginning of the short, Squidward is playing his clarinet. He then starts the short, in which he is talking about the Zodiac sign Sagittarius. He tells about the sign, which is a centaur (half-horse, half-human). He says that Sagittarians have great aim, which is a good thing, but the bad thing being that they defecate while they are walking and never to march behind them in a parade.
He lastly says the prediction for Sagittarius, which is that they do not eat enough vegetables. He then ends the short by telling the viewers that if they smelt it, chances are they dealt it.