This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water short "Russia 2," which aired on February 6, 2015.
- [A photo of SpongeBob and Patrick standing next to a set of Russian matryoshka dolls.]
- SpongeBob: Russia is famous for its nesting dolls, also known as matryoshka dolls. Each one has a series of smaller dolls hidden inside it.
- Patrick: It is what's inside that counts.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, that is so true.
- Patrick: [laughs] I wish I had a little sea star inside of me.
- SpongeBob: True that, brother.
- [A photo of SpongeBob and Patrick standing next to a bear revealed to be named Teddy.]
- SpongeBob: The bear is a wide spread symbol for Russia. So, we were excited to meet one here. His name is Teddy. He's kind of shy. Didn't really like us taking his picture.
- Patrick: And wasn't much of a cuddler either.
- [A photo of SpongeBob and Patrick dancing with some ballet dancers.]
- SpongeBob: Russia is also known for having some of the most talented ballet dancers in the world.
- Patrick: I would make a bad ballet dancer because I can't stand on my toes.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you don't have toes.
- Patrick: Oh! What?