This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water short "Russia 2," which aired on February 6, 2015.

  • [A photo of SpongeBob and Patrick standing next to a set of Russian matryoshka dolls.]
  • SpongeBob: Russia is famous for its nesting dolls, also known as matryoshka dolls. Each one has a series of smaller dolls hidden inside it.
  • Patrick: It is what's inside that counts.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, that is so true.
  • Patrick: [laughs] I wish I had a little sea star inside of me.
  • SpongeBob: True that, brother.
  • [A photo of SpongeBob and Patrick standing next to a bear named Teddy.]
  • SpongeBob: The bear is a wide spread symbol for Russia. So, we were excited to meet one here. His name is Teddy. He's kind of shy. Didn't really like us taking his picture.
  • Patrick: And wasn't much of a cuddler either.
  • [A photo of SpongeBob and Patrick dancing with some ballet dancers.]
  • SpongeBob: Russia is also known for having some of the most talented ballet dancers in the world.
  • Patrick: I would make a bad ballet dancer because I can't stand on my toes.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, you don't have toes.
  • Patrick: Oh! What?
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