Roast à la Squidward is a food that appears in the episode "Bunny Hunt."
It is Squidward's likeness made using vegetables. Lettuce is used for the head, which has a potato, tomato, onion, eggplant, and leaves on it. Two batches of corn are used for his eyes and two peppers are used for his pupils. Broccoli is placed below his lettuce head, an eggplant is used for his nose, and two cucumbers are used for his lips.
Role in episode
Squidward cooks it as a meal he prepared for himself as his entrée. When he forgets to add parsley to his creation, he puts it back in the oven to go get some from his garden. However, a savage sea bunny appears in his garden and starts eating everything he planted. His creation remains in the oven until it burned.
This causes his house to fill up with smoke, causing Squidward to run inside to get it out of the oven. Squidward is sad that his meal is destroyed, but the sea bunny grabs it and shoves it down his throat, making him sick to his stomach.