"Ridin' the Hook" is a song performed by The High-Seas. The song is presented as a special feature on the SpongeBob vs. The Big One DVD featuring a music video. It is also included on The Best Day Ever CD. The lyrics are sung mostly by SpongeBob, but there are a few backwards countdowns by Patrick, who serves as the drummer. The song references the episode "Hooky."
Lyrics
SpongeBob: OK, drummer, count us in!
Patrick: Yeah, drummer, count us in!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're the drummer!
Patrick: Oh, uh, 10, uh, 9... 5, 4, 3, 2!
SpongeBob:Down here in the foamy brine
We get so bored sometimes
Patrick:We need a thrill to kill some time
So we go out and find a fishin' line
SpongeBob:We give a little tug and hang on tight
Make the man upstairs think he's got a bite
Patrick:You gotta know when to stop
You gotta drop before you reach the top
SpongeBob:They reel you in so fast
Both:Let's see who lets go last
It's a blast!
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Patrick:Ridin' the hook now
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're up again!
Patrick: Uh, 7, 10, I'm hungry
5, 4, 3, 2!
SpongeBob:You better have nerves of steel
If you wanna beat the rod and reel
Patrick:Who'll back down, is it you or me?
We'll have to wait and see
SpongeBob:I dig the charge, I need a buzz
Ask me why, it's just because
Patrick:Let's see what you're made of, boy
What are you afraid of, boy?
SpongeBob:Nobody wants to be
Both:The chicken of the sea (Not me!)
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Patrick:Ridin' the hook now
SpongeBob: Here, Patrick, let me help you
Patrick: No, no, I got it, I got it, I got it-got it!
10, 9, uh, sev— Why does it have to be backwards?
9, okay, 5, 4, 3, 2!
SpongeBob: Whoa-hoa!
Patrick: Whoo-hoo!
SpongeBob: Going up!
Patrick: Going down!
SpongeBob: Yeah!
SpongeBob:Hey! Who you calling scared?
Both:It's a double triple dare (Keep it square!)
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
SpongeBob:Going up!
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Patrick: Going down!
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
SpongeBob: Dahahahahahaha!
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
SpongeBob:Don't back down!
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
Patrick: Does this look dangerous?
SpongeBob and chorus:Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now...