This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Quest for Tire" from season 1, which aired on March 4, 2021.
- Perch Perkins: Food truck, food truck.
- [All of the campers and counselors are waiting at the entrance with their plates ready for their food.]
- Campers: Food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck.
- Sandy: Hoo-ee, everyone's hungrier than a termite in a submarine.
- Patrick: I've had to eat dead bugs all weekend... [pulls out some bugs, and eats them] And they taste terrible. [takes the already-chewed bugs out of his mouth, and offers them to SpongeBob] You want some?
- SpongeBob: No, I'm okay. Mr. Plankton, why do you always run out of food every week?
- Plankton: Well, you can blame that skinflint Krabs. He only buys camp food week to week, and you slobs eat all of it by Friday. Do the math.
- SpongeBob: Math? In summer?
- Campers: Ew... [a truck honks, and drives up to the camp] Hooray! [they throw their dishes in the air and they all land hitting their heads]
- Plankton: [walks up to the truck] Whoa, girl, whoa. Who's a pretty food truck? You are, that's who. I'll tickle your doors. I'll tickle your doors! Okay, cutie pie. Show us the food. [the doors on truck open, shoes falls out of the truck] Shoes?! Who ordered shoes?
- Patrick: Um, I'll have one olive loafer, and a pair of pickled heels.
- Sandy: Where's the food truck?! 'Cause this obviously ain't it. [slaps the truck] Yah! Get. [the truck drives off] Our growing bodies need vittles.
- Campers: Yeah, vittles!
- Plankton: Well, kids, I-I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes food trucks need to go and be food trucks, and drive unleaded, in the wild. Now if you'll excuse me, [puts on one of the shoes] I need to figure out our new shoe-based menu. Get off! [kicks Patrick off of the shoe pile and leaves]
- Sandy: [walks onto the shoe pile] Okay, y'all. Looks like if we wanna eat, we're gonna have to form a posse, and hunt down that food truck ourselves.
- Bubble Bass: [walks onto the shoe pile, taking Sandy's place] Hold your pretty ponies, prissy. If there's any posse forming to be done, we'll be doing it!
- Larry: Yeah, 'cause we're the counselors, and we're big and strong! [picks up a piece of metal and bends it, Bubble Bass destroys a log with his butt]
- Squidward: What?! [gets a pencil and struggles to bend it, he then breaks the top of the pencil] Yeah!
- Bubble Bass and Larry: Yeah! Truck hunt, truck hunt, truck hunt, truck hunt, truck hunt, truck hunt! [Bubble Bass, Larry, and Squidward walk into the forest]
- Sandy: Anywho, I think if we just follow them there tire tracks from last week's delivery, we'll be having breakfast by lunchtime. But first, we're gonna need to arm ourselves.
- [The bubble transition goes to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy, who is in a broken car.]
- Sandy: Yeah. [gets oil on her face] The weapon of choice when hunting down a truck. [holding two dipsticks] Grab a dipstick, you dipstick. [hands them to SpongeBob and Patrick]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh! [the two start fencing each other while laughing] Dipstick, dipstick, dipstick! [Sandy hits them with her dipstick]
- Sandy: Food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck!
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck! [they start following the tire tracks]
- Perch Perkins: Save some for me!
- [The bubble transition goes to Larry, Bubble Bass, and Squidward who are struggling while walking in the forest.]
- Larry: Can't, go on. [his tummy rumbles] Too, hungry.
- Bubble Bass: Mother, [his tummy rumbles] I want my num-nums. [cries]
- [Larry falls and Bubble Bass falls on top of him.]
- Squidward: Hmph. So much for big and strong. I guess it's up to me to save us. [a jellyfish shows up and Squidward grabs it, trying to make jellyfish jelly] Right, jellyfish jelly, coming right up. [Larry and Bubble Bass run up to him with their hands out, two shoes end up in their hands causing Bubble Bass to cry] Typical. [The jellyfish zaps them all]
- [The bubble transition goes to Sandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick following the tracks only to find they end at some rocks. Sandy is leading the pack and she's sniffing for tire tracks]
- Sandy: Oh no, the tracks are gone. [honks can be heard]
- Patrick: Sorry, it must be something I didn't eat.
- Sandy: No silly, that weren't your innards a-honking. That was the food truck!
- SpongeBob: It came from over there. [points to where he heard the noise]
- Patrick: Food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck! [he runs to the direction SpongeBob was pointing, a sign can be seen warning that there's bubble sand in that direction]
- SpongeBob and Sandy: Oh no! Bubble sand!
- Patrick: Food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck, food truck! [he falls into the bubble sand]
- SpongeBob: Hold your breath, Patrick! I'm coming! [pulls out his bubble wand, he blows a bubble with Patrick in it]
- Patrick: [laughs and waves] Hey! [the bubble goes in the opposite direction]
- Sandy: No! The truck is this way, Patrick!
- Patrick: Oh yeah, right. [he runs, making the bubble go the other way]
- Sandy: Let's go. [SpongeBob and Sandy run after Patrick]
- [SpongeBob and Sandy move some tall grass.]
- SpongeBob: Huh?
- [The counselors have made a chain to try to eat each other]
- SpongeBob and Sandy: The counselors are eating each other! [They both scream, followed by Patrick, and Perch Perkins on the speaker]
- Larry, Squidward, and Bubble Bass: [they stop eating each other after noticing the other campers] No, we're not.
- [Patrick burps, a shoe comes out of his mouth causing his bubble to pop.]
- Sandy: Oh, we ain't never gonna find that food truck.
- SpongeBob: [hears a noise] Ooh!
- [A black truck is drinking from a puddle of oil, the campers hide behind rocks to see this.]
- Bubble Bass: Ooh.
- Sandy and Larry: Shh...
- Patrick: [yelling] Food! [the truck drives away]
- Squidward: [pointing at Patrick] Idiot!
- Larry: Alright, campers! Let's put all our strengths together, and...
- Sandy: ...hunt that truck down like our primal ancestors. [they all cheer]
- [SpongeBob wipes some tire tracks on his face. Patrick undoes his handkerchief and puts it around his head, causing him to faint. Sandy holds a wooden spear as Squidward holds a rock. Larry uses sticks on Bubble Bass' butt.]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick go up to a puddle, lick it together, and their tongues get tangled together.]
- SpongeBob: Hmm.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Motor oil. [they scream and point in a direction, the other campers cheer]
- [A scooter drives up to an oil puddle and starts drinking from it. The black truck appears from the long grass and watches the scooter, before eating it. A net then falls onto the truck. The campers then come out of hiding and cheer but the truck drives off, causing the campers to fall into the puddle, covering them in oil.]
- [The black truck drives off and spots a detour sign. It follows the sign, which is revealed to have been made by Sandy, and then follows a left turn sign, which is revealed to be SpongeBob. The truck is then stopped by a live-action crossing guard to let a jellyfish past. The crossing guard lets the truck pass, and the crossing guard is revealed to be Patrick wearing a mask. The truck then arrives at a dead end.]
- Sandy: Ha, got you cornered!
- SpongeBob: You're not going anywhere.
- Patrick: You are mine. [walks up to the truck] Huh? Ooh. [the truck eats Patrick and drives off]
- SpongeBob: Truck ate my best friend. [the other campers scream and run off, tears appear in SpongeBob's eyes] Patrick...
- Larry: Come on, dude. [picks up SpongeBob]
- [The campers are running off as the truck is driving towards them.]
- Sandy: Quick fellas, run to that big old tree up yonder. [Sandy climbs the tree, followed by Squidward running up the tree, while screaming. Larry throws SpongeBob up to the tree before jumping up to the tree himself. Bubble Bass runs into the tree as the truck approaches him.]
- Bubble Bass: Guys, I'm not gonna make it!
- Squidward: Come on, Bubble Bass!
- [SpongeBob and Sandy swing from a vine and land on the truck, they get out their dipsticks and puncture two holes in the hood of the truck before jumping off. Steam is coming out of the truck.]
- Squidward: Yeah!
- Larry: Hooray!
- [The truck is running wild. Eventually the tires pop and oil starts coming out of the truck. Squidward, Larry, and Bubble Bass jump off the tree.]
- Squidward, Larry, and Bubble Bass: Food! [they all throw their items at the truck, causing it to fall over as Sandy and SpongeBob cough.]
- Perch Perkins: Attention, campers, lunch!
- [All of the campers cheer as they walk towards the back of the truck.]
- Squidward: Oh great, [trying the lock] it's locked.
- Larry: Stand back! [picks up Bubble Bass] We're gonna use the buns of life! [puts Bubble Bass' butt into the back of the truck] Who's hungry?
- Squidward: I thought I was. [Larry uses Bubble Bass' butt to open the truck, food comes out of the truck as well as Patrick. The campers cheer.]
- Patrick: [burps] Hey, what'd I miss?
- SpongeBob: Patrick! [the campers cheer]
- Sandy: Alright, fellas. Let's eat! [the truck makes a noise, a driver comes out]
- Truck driver: Hey, what did you brats do to my truck? This is gonna put it in the shop for weeks! Why, I oughta... [Patrick walks up to him]
- Patrick: Sorry, we got hungry. [burps out shoes]
- Truck driver: Olive loafers? My favorite. I'm hungry, too. It's been a long haul. [eats the shoes, causing the other campers to act crazy]
- [The bubble transition goes to the campers around a campfire. SpongeBob uses his hands to make shadows of the truck as it is defeated by Squidward, Patrick, and himself. All of them then run crazily around the campfire as the episode ends.]