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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Sandy|There we go! ''[Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas]'' SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... ''[steps on piles of leaves still on the ground]'' SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them!}}
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{{L|Sandy|There we go! ''[Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas]'' SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... ''[steps on piles of leaves still on the ground]'' SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in]'' I am raking the leaves.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in]'' I am raking the leaves.}}
 
{{L|Sandy|But they're still all over the ground!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|But they're still all over the ground!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy, I'm willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven't already sold to Mr. Krabs to you. ''[Pantera playing]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy, I'm willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven't already sold to Mr. Krabs to you. ''[Pantera playing]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Well, I'm glad, SpongeBob, 'cause for the next seven days, it's gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! ''[holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign]'' Yee-ha! ''[sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The woman now wears a jogging outfit and the man is now riding a tricycle and holding a lollipop and paddleball. The woman looks at him]''}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Well, I'm glad, SpongeBob, 'cause for the next seven days, it's gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! ''[holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign]'' Yee-ha! ''[sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The woman now wears a jogging outfit and the man is now riding a tricycle and holding a lollipop and paddleball. The woman looks at him]''}}
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{{L|Fish #1|Uh... I can explain. ''[Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire]''}}
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{{L|Unnamed Fish #1|Uh... I can explain. ''[Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! ''[SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman]''}}
  
{{L|Sandy|I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! ''[SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman]''}}
 
{{L|Girl|Maybe, if we sing that song, he'll come to life.}}
  
{{L|Girl|Maybe, if we sing that song, he'll come to life.}}
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{{L|Charlie|''[holds up a banana]'' Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? ''[Sandy becomes annoyed]''}}
  
{{L|Charlie|''[holds up a banana]'' Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? ''[Sandy becomes annoyed]''}}
 
{{L|Tina|''[points up]'' Oh, look! He's up in the sky! ''[Sandy happily looks up, but SpongeBob's not in the sky]''}}
  
{{L|Tina|''[points up]'' Oh, look! He's up in the sky! ''[Sandy happily looks up, but SpongeBob's not in the sky]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|He's not...huh? ''[everyone is gone]'' They must have gone to search some more. ''[Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob, where are you?! ''[lifts up a house]'' You under there?! ''[lifts up another house]'' Nope! ''[lifts up another house where the fish from before is at]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|He's not...huh? ''[everyone is gone]'' They must have gone to search some more. ''[Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob, where are you?! ''[lifts up a house]'' You under there?! ''[lifts up another house]'' Nope! ''[lifts up another house where the unnamed fish from before is at]''}}
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* '''Sandy: '''''[lifts up another house] ''SpongeBob?! ''[lifts up another house] ''Nope! ''[lifts up another house] ''Nope! ''[lifts up another house] ''Nope! SpongeBob, where are you?!
  
* '''Sandy: '''''[lifts up another house] ''SpongeBob?! ''[lifts up another house] ''Nope! ''[lifts up another house] ''Nope! ''[lifts up another house] ''Nope! SpongeBob, where are you?!
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{{L|Fish #9|''[everyone is looking at Sandy]'' That squirrel's gone crazy!}}
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{{L|Unnamed Fish #9|''[everyone is looking at Sandy]'' That squirrel's gone crazy!}}
 
{{L|Woman|But she'll never look under a rock!}}
  
{{L|Woman|But she'll never look under a rock!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You said it! Sandy'll never find us! ''[everyone glares at SpongeBob and throws him out]'' Hey, wait, you don't understand!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You said it! Sandy'll never find us! ''[everyone glares at SpongeBob and throws him out]'' Hey, wait, you don't understand!}}

Revision as of 22:02, 1 November 2018

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Prehibernation Week" from season 2, which aired on May 5, 2001.

  • Sandy: There we go! [Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas] SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... [steps on piles of leaves still on the ground] SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them!
  • SpongeBob: [peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in] I am raking the leaves.
  • Sandy: But they're still all over the ground!
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, I can't rake any faster. [picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake] These are big leaves. [leaf breaks into more pieces] And they keep breaking into more leaves.
  • Sandy: [Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself] Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it's too late!
  • SpongeBob: What's the big rush anyway, Sandy?
  • Sandy: [hanging laundry] I told ya, SpongeBob... [scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush] I'm hibernating next week.
  • SpongeBob: Hibernating? What's that?
  • Sandy: [painting the fence] It's when I go to sleep for the whole winter.
  • SpongeBob: Can I do that?
  • Sandy: [chuckles] No, silly. It's a mammalian thing. [paints over SpongeBob's helmet]
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male.
  • Sandy: [cleaning her exercise wheel] Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don't have much time left!
  • SpongeBob: Why, Sandy? When does your... "carburation" begin? [Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calendar with a giant x on the 8th]
  • Sandy: In one week!
  • SpongeBob: But Sandy, that only gives us 1, 2, 3... [gasps] 168 more hours of playtime!
  • Sandy: You're telling me. And there's still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things!
  • SpongeBob: Climb!
  • Sandy: We gotta jump off of stuff!
  • SpongeBob: Jump!
  • Sandy: We gotta ride!
  • SpongeBob: Ride!
  • Sandy: I don't wanna go to sleep yet!
  • SpongeBob: Wait, Sandy! [Sandy starts to cry]
  • Sandy: I can't burn carbs in my sleep!
  • SpongeBob: Sandy?
  • Sandy: What?!
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, I'm willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven't already sold to Mr. Krabs to you. [Pantera playing]
  • Sandy: Well, I'm glad, SpongeBob, 'cause for the next seven days, it's gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! [holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign] Yee-ha! [sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The woman now wears a jogging outfit and the man is now riding a tricycle and holding a lollipop and paddleball. The woman looks at him]
  • Unnamed Fish #1: Uh... I can explain. [Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire]
  • Sandy: I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! [SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman]
  • Girl: Maybe, if we sing that song, he'll come to life.
  • Billy: Ready?
  • Both: [singing] Oh, there once was a sandman... [SpongeBob rides into the sandman. a musical note pops up]
  • SpongeBob: Life's as extreme as you want to make it! [jumps off the mountain] Whoo!
  • Girl: Maybe we didn't sing it right. [SpongeBob is flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out]
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. [cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome] Whew, what a workout. [pulls out his right arm and shows its damages] I'm going to be feeling this tomorrow. [his arm falls to the ground] Ow.
  • Sandy: I got to say, I'm impressed with you, SpongeBob. You're making this the best pre-hibernation week ever.
  • SpongeBob: Well, I'd better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. [sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed] Good night, Gary. [falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice]
  • Sandy: Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: [shivering] W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? [Sandy pulls down a calendar]
  • Sandy: I'll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. [swims away] Well, hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! [cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle giving the signal and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet] Isn't this great?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah! I've never played extreme jacks before! [cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips]
  • Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob, this one's going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. [lifts hers up] On your mark... get set...
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, are you sure we're supposed to be standing up here?
  • Sandy: Go! [hits SpongeBob off the Sea Needle. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike] Come on, SpongeBob. We're goin' for a tandem ride through the park!
  • SpongeBob: Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. [gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike] Okay, I'm ready! I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy!
  • Sandy: I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park! [they ride into a giant factory] This is where the real action is! [Sandy pedals on barbed wire] This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! [they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end] I hope we make it! [bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams] I'm havin' fun, too! [as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him] Wake up, slowpoke. [scene scrolls over to show a plane] We're going fly-fishing. [rimshot]
  • SpongeBob: [thinking] This squirrel's trying to kill me! Any more of these stunts and I'll be reduced to a puddle! [sees his shoe floating] Wait a minute, I've got to talk my way out of this! Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.
  • Sandy: What is it?
  • SpongeBob: Well, it's just that I'm feeling sort of... [his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up] I just feel like maybe I need to... [his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth]
  • Sandy: Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it's time for a down-home favorite! [holds up a piece of hay. Pantera plays again] Find the hay in the needle stack! [throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them] Did you find it?
  • SpongeBob: Not yet.
  • Sandy: Well I'm going to look over here.
  • SpongeBob: You do that. [SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges]
  • Sandy: Found it, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob runs away] Come on! Best two out of three.
  • SpongeBob: Gotta hide! Uh-G-Gotta hide! [looks at his house] Home? No. Gary can't keep a secret. [looks at Patrick's rock] Under a rock? It's so original! [as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck on a small coral bush]
  • Sandy: SpongeBob?! [SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does, but leaves his pants stuck on the plant] SpongeBob? [Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants] Where are you, little square dude? [gasps] SpongeBob's tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! [crunching and munching] Alright, listen up, y'all! I'm rounding up a search party! SpongeBob's gone missing! [Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs, thinking that Mr. Krabs will not look for SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs gives Squidward an angry look.]
  • Mr. Krabs: [Squidward frowns because they will search for SpongeBob] Man the lifeboats!
  • Sandy: Alpha Team, you search uptown, Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions?
  • Frank: Gold Team rules!
  • Sandy: Now get movin'! [crowd yelling] [Fred put a Lost poster with a picture of SpongeBob] SpongeBob? [Cuts to Sandy and the search party] Someone look up there! [Sandy pops out of a sewer] Put your doors, and friends into it! [cut to searching in the sulfur fields] Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! [Clay looks in a spout]
  • Clay: Hey, SpongeBob! [a blast of sulfur hits him in the face] Well…, at least I still have my personality.
  • Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! [Old Man Jenkins, Nathaniel and Scooter walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, realizing the cave is actually a three-eyed sea elephant]
  • Sandy: Status report!
  • Small Fish: [covered in Poison Sea Urchins] He's not at the Poison Sea Urchin cove.
  • Sandy: Well, look again!
  • Vera: [covered in leeches] He's not at the leech farm.
  • Sandy: Well, look again!
  • Squidward: He's not in my thoughts.
  • Sandy: Well, think again! [cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone] Attention, Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts!
  • Squidward: How about a break?! We've been at it for days!
  • Debbie: Think about the children!
  • Sandy: That's a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn't normally reach.
  • Frank: [whispering to Sadie] This is a load of barnacles.
  • Sandy: I heard that! No one's going anywhere until we find SpongeBob!
  • Frank: Uh... uh, wait! [picks up Francis] Uh, here he is!
  • Sandy: That ain't SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square!
  • [Frank shapes Francis into a square]
  • Francis: [in a poor imitation of SpongeBob] I'm ready! I'm ready!
  • Sandy: No you ain't! [Clay holds up a box of Kelp-O]
  • Clay: I found SquareBob!
  • Sandy: That's just a cereal box. Besides, he's yellow.
  • Charlie: [holds up a banana] Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? [Sandy becomes annoyed]
  • Tina: [points up] Oh, look! He's up in the sky! [Sandy happily looks up, but SpongeBob's not in the sky]
  • Sandy: He's not...huh? [everyone is gone] They must have gone to search some more. [Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob] SpongeBob, where are you?! [lifts up a house] You under there?! [lifts up another house] Nope! [lifts up another house where the unnamed fish from before is at]
  • Unnamed Fish #1: Uhh, I can explain.
  • Sandy: [lifts up another house] SpongeBob?! [lifts up another house] Nope! [lifts up another house] Nope! [lifts up another house] Nope! SpongeBob, where are you?!
  • Unnamed Fish #9: [everyone is looking at Sandy] That squirrel's gone crazy!
  • Woman: But she'll never look under a rock!
  • SpongeBob: [laughs] You said it! Sandy'll never find us! [everyone glares at SpongeBob and throws him out] Hey, wait, you don't understand!
  • Squidward: [pops out from under the rock] Oh, look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open. [Sandy turns around]
  • Sandy: SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: [screams in horror] C'mon, let me back in! You don't understand! [Sandy hugs SpongeBob]
  • Sandy: Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried! I thought something terrible happened! [grabs his arm] Come on. There's just enough time to go atom smashing. [Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving]
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, wait!
  • Sandy: There's no time to wait! Hibernation! [pulls on SpongeBob's arm]
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, you've got to make time! This is important! [Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm] I...am a man! [holds up a razor] Okay, Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games! They're tearing me apart! [rips off his nose and throws it on the ground, then holds onto Sandy's legs crying] There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends. Please, Sandy? This isn't easy, I...
  • [He notices Sandy has fallen asleep]
  • SpongeBob: Sandy? [chuckles a little] I never thought I'd say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! [laughs and falls asleep]
  • Patrick: [returning home with groceries and an ice cream] Who are you people?!
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