This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob's Last Stand short "Plankton Pays," which aired on October 5, 2010.

  • SpongeBob: [comes out from behind a rock] Oh, hello. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Jellyfish Trauma Center. Let's go inside. [smashes into the door] Ow!
  • Patient: Ow! Ow! Ow! It burns.
  • SpongeBob: [walks past patients with various injuries] These poor souls are here because they found themselves for the wrong side of a jellyfish stinger. Not if they're the right side. [laughs] The point is, that we will all be respectful...
  • Plankton: Ouch!
  • SpongeBob: Bah! Stepped on a pickle.
  • Plankton: Pickle?! I'm not a pickle, you... [SpongeBob picks up Plankton] Whoa! Careful, oaf!
  • SpongeBob: Ow, that pickle's Plankton. What happened to you?
  • Plankton: This is the Jellyfish Trauma Center, dunce. What do you think hap—
  • SpongeBob: Aw, you poor thing, have some flowers.
  • Plankton: [screams] I'm allergic to Chrysanthemums! [turns red]
  • SpongeBob: Nurse! This hot dog needs help!
  • Patrick: [comes in dressed like a nurse] I'm on it.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing here?
  • Patrick: [starts filling Plankton with air] Community service. It's a long story.
  • Plankton: Um, I could use a little help here. [opens door and floats away into the air] Well, at least I'm safe from those savages. [shows one jellyfish] Err, gah. Ohhh! [shows all the jellyfishes] Oh, mommy. Not the eye! [the jellyfish sting him and he screams]
  • SpongeBob: I think we've all learned something here for today. Thanks for watching.
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