This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Astrology with Squidward short "Pisces," which aired on 2000 - 2001.
- Narrator: And now, Astrology with Squidward.
- Squidward: Say hello to Pisces, sign of the fish. If you're a Pisces, people don't trust you. That's because Pisceans tend to lie, all the time. Even when they think they're telling the truth, they're not. For the Pisces who wants to stop lying, I have simple advice: never talk again. My prediction for Pisces in the year ahead: your nose will keep working just fine. [gong sounds] I'm your Nicktoon astrologer Squidward, reminding you that psychics will tell you good things, if you tip them well. [plays his clarinet]