Do we really exist?
— Pi-Right Ponderer, "The Bad Guy Club for Villains"

The Pi-Right Ponderer is a member of the original I.J.L.S.A. He appears in the episode "The Bad Guy Club for Villains," and later appears as an action figure in the episodes "Mermaid Man Begins" and "Squid Noir."


He is known for advice and wisdom; said wisdom apparently comes from a hairnet that he wears. He is a normal human, but he has a huge, shiny, bald head due to his intelligence and knowledge. The hairnet and purple underwear are the only things he wears.


He is a member of the I.J.L.S.A and has made a few appearances in the show, as an action figure and once shown physically.


  • He is a parody of the Silver Surfer.
  • Part of his name comes from "Pyrite," which is a mineral that looks like gold. This is used to describe the color of his skin.
  • In his appearance in "The Bad Guy Club for Villains," he served as a replacement for The Quickster in the I.J.L.S.A.
  • Pi-Right Ponderer slightly resembles The Watcher.
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