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"Pearl Krabs Aka Caller Number 5!" is a WH20 segment on The Best Day Ever album.

Lyrics

[bubble transition]
Al Bacore: It's time to give away two tickets to the big 'SpongeBob and the Hi-Seas' concert at the Bikini Bottom Fish Bowl. This is really going to be terrific, so let's go with caller number five!
[phone rings]
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Hi, this is Pearl Krabs, calling from the Krusty Krab. Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry.
Pearl: Darn. [call ends]
[phone rings]
Al Bacore: Greetings!
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry.
Pearl: Darn. [call ends]
[phone rings]
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry again.
Pearl: Darn. [call ends]
[phone rings]
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry.
Pearl: Darn. [call ends]
[phone rings]
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: Yes! Congratulations, you're the fifth caller!
[pause]
Pearl: Darn. [call ends]
[phone rings]
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did you see how excited I was? Oh, I can't believe it! I won, I won, ha ha ha ha!
Al Bacore: Terrific. Now, do you have a request for the tune that you like best?
Pearl: Can you please play "My Tighty Whiteys?" I love you! [chuckles, and call ends]
[romantic music plays]
Al Bacore: You got it baby. This one goes out to a very special girl - a whale named Pearl. All you fish on the reefs, in your boxers or briefs, cuddle up and unwind, it's ballad time. Here's SpongeBob pruning, "My Tighty Whiteys"...


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