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"Patrick the Mailman" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season 13. In this episode, Patrick crushes the mailman, so he and SpongeBob deliver the mail around Bikini Bottom.



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Running gags

  • Bubble Bass avoiding jury duty.


This episode was confirmed by Vincent Waller on April 6, 2022.[1]



 ) Production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music

  ? [Title card.]
  Buying Spree - William Loose [Opening.]
  Skipping to School - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["Hey, Patrick. I thought that sounded like your head."]
  Birth of the Krabby Patty - Nicolas Carr ["I'm a mailman now!"]
  Skipping to School - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob says he's always wanted to be a mailman/"Sorry SpongeBob, but I'm the mailman now."]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks 1C - Jeremy Wakefield ["Oh, okay."]
  Skipping to School - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick lets SpongeBob be his postal pal.]
  Five Divas Singing - Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob wears a postal hat.]
  Mission Improbable - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony ["Let's get mailing."]
  The Garbage Patrol - Nicolas Carr ["Let's get mailing."]
  Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey [SpongeBob and Patrick deliver Squidward's mail.]
  Charlie's Bike E - Peter Balding, Otto Sieben [Squidward frantically opens his package.]
  ? [Squidward plays his turbo clarinet.]
  Witty Fellow - Gerhard Trede [SpongeBob and Patrick try delivering mail to Kevin.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks 1C - Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob and Patrick fall on their bottoms.]
  Proud to Be a Fish - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Patrick recites the postal oath.]
  Apples And Pears - Bruce Campbell [Kevin gets a package with Patrick inside it.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks 29 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Being a mailman isn't like being Santa Claus at all."]
  Great Idea Patrick - Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob gets an idea.]
  Sad Jingle Bells - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob pulls Patrick up the roof.]
  The Fruitcake Vendor - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Patrick tries to give Kevin his mail as Santa. ]
  Porous Pursuit - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick chases Kevin.]
  Dramatic Event - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch [Patrick and Kevin fight.]
  Danse Comique - Kenny Graham [Patrick with Kevin in his net.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks 34 - Jeremy Wakefield [Bubble Bass appears.]
  Hippo Bird - Arthur Wilkinson [SpongeBob and Patrick go to Old Man Walker's house.]
  Hawaiian Beach - Peter Dennis [Old Man Walker walks out.]
  ? [Old Man Walker reads a foreclosure letter, but thinks he's been drafted.]
  Hawaiian Beach - Peter Dennis [SpongeBob and Patrick give Old Man Walker more mail.]
  Slide Whistle Stooges 2 - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["What's next postman Patrick?"]
  Grass Skirt Chase - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob and Patrick hijack a mailtruck.]
  Hot Fuzz 04 095 E - Steve Sechi/Big Fish Audio [Mailmen chase after SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  ? [Fred gets a letter.]
  Charlie's Bike G - Peter Balding, Otto Sieben [SpongeBob throws a package to Penny.]
  Rescue - Cecil Milner [Penny falls down a waterfall.]
  Battle at Sea - Johnny Pearson [Mailmen jump onto SpongeBob and Patrick's hijacked truck.]
  ? [SpongeBob defends against the mailmen.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks 2D - Jeremy Wakefield ["Another jury summons for Bubble Bass."]
  ? [Patrick drives into the post office.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks 31 - Jeremy Wakefield [Transition to next scene.]
  ? [Ending.]
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  • Squidward's house is missing when Patrick is at SpongeBob's front door. However, Squidward's house appears in the very next scene.



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