| “ | Maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb. | ” |
— Patrick Star, The Camping Episode
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Patrick Star is the deuteragonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants series. He is a dumb, pleasant sea star who is SpongeBob's best friend and sidekick. Patrick is quite overweight and loves to eat ice cream and many other junk foods. He resides under a rock. SpongeBob and Squidward are his neighbors. Patrick and SpongeBob like to bother Squidward. Patrick has a big sister named Sam Star, who was first mentioned in "Something Smells" and appeared in "Big Sister Sam." He has the third most appearances in the series with 261 episodes, behind Squidward with 288 appearances and SpongeBob in all of the episodes.
Description
Patrick is portrayed as pleasant, overweight, lazy, unmannerly, unintelligent, and generally ignorant. He lives on 120 Conch Street. Unlike most of the other main characters of the series, Patrick lacks a nose. Because of this, he generally cannot smell (such as in Something Smells, in which SpongeBob has bad breath). However, in "The Battle of Bikini Bottom," Patrick is able to grow a nose through sheer force of will; however, in "No Nose Knows," Patrick receives a nose through plastic surgery. However, when Patrick tries to get rid of every bad smell, SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy deform Patrick's nose by building a giant ball of trash and sewage. In Season 1, due to unsteady animation, his eyebrows were thin, and in the shape of a couple of M's. Beginning in Season 2, his eyebrows were slightly thicker and shaped like Zs. In several episodes, Patrick is shown to variously have a full set of teeth, a single tooth, and sometimes none at all.
In some episodes, Patrick has trouble with even the most rudimentary tasks and displays little common sense or intelligence. His memory can be appalling and he can forget how to do the most instinctual of actions such as eating or how to fall over. He once forgot that he ate a candy bar the second after he ate it in "Life of Crime."
Other times he can appear almost brilliant, and is prone to fits of temporary intelligence which confuse the other characters. In the episode "Tentacle Vision," Squidward asks Patrick "Just how dumb are you?" to which Patrick replies "It varies". In earlier episodes, Patrick appeared to be somewhat more intelligent, often making profound comments and often being very articulate.
Patrick seems to detect malice and sarcasm more easily than SpongeBob, indicating that he is more attentive or emotionally connected than other characters. He also displays witty banter at times and often can be sarcastic. He is generally well intentioned but often inadvertently causes trouble, both for himself and also his friends.
Appearance
Patrick is a pink starfish. He almost always wears lime green shorts with lavender flowers on them (just like the ones in the sky). In the movie, it is revealed that he has Goofy Goober underwear which he wore for three years straight. He changed out of them upon becoming a "man". When sleeping alone, he just wears underwear (plain, not Goofy Goober), but when he has company, he wears lavender pajamas with pale green flowers on them, along with a nightcap. This is most likely done to make the episode more appropriate.
Villainous Roles
Patrick's stupidity often lands him in trouble, or even makes him an antagonist.
- "Life of Crime"- Stealing a balloon (On free balloon day). Also accuses SpongeBob of eating his chocolate bar even though he ate his earlier.
- "Best Day Ever"- Steals SpongeBob's new net.
- "Dumped"- Definitely one of his most villainous roles yet. He bluntly keeps Gary away from SpongeBob even though SpongeBob is trying hard to get Gary back.
- "Rule of Dumb"- Becomes king, and abuses his power (up until Squidward spoke out against him).
- "Driven to Tears"- Fighting with SpongeBob, but he and SpongeBob get arrested.
- "Yours, Mine and Mine"- He and SpongeBob battle over a licensed KK toy, but then he ate it and Mr. Krabs gave two to them.
- "Sand Castles in the Sand"- He and SpongeBob fight in Goo Lagoon.
Skills
Patrick, although mentally weak, has many skills such as:
- Strength: Patrick has shown to be very physically strong; in many episodes, he can lift his rock. In "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? and "Squid Baby", he is strong enough to lift the entire road. In many video games such as "Battle for Bikini Bottom", the movie game and "SpongeBob's Atlantis SquarePantis," his special ability is to pick up and throw heavy objects and even his friends. However, in "Krusty Krushers," he can't even tear a piece of paper apart then he gets a paper cut.
- Driving: Patrick has shown to be an excellent driver, unlike SpongeBob.
- Singing: Patrick has never had a solo and is rarely shown singing, however he does it fairly well.
- Drumming: In the episode "Band Geeks," Patrick was the lead drummer in the band, he is also seen drumming in "Squidward's House Party," in "Tentacle Vision," and for a brief moment in "The Camping Episode" during the "Campfire Song Song."
- Dancing: Patrick was jazz dancing with SpongeBob in the episode "Squidtastic Voyage."
- Disguising: In "That's No Lady," Patrick stays in disguise as "Patricia" for a long time. He takes off the suit, embarrassing Squidward. Squidward said he had to go to the bathroom and take a shower but the Krusty Krab doesn't have showers (He was probably talking about a shower at his house or simply making an excuse to leave out of embarrassment).
- Seahorse riding: In "Dunces and Dragons," Patrick does not know how to ride a seahorse; however, in "A Life in a Day," he can do it, it is likely that he learned how to ride over time.
- Survival Skills: In "To Save a Squirrel," he and SpongeBob nearly eat each other to survive. He also made earmuffs out of his own bellybutton lint so he could play without being harrassed by Sandy in "Survival of the Idiots." He also made warm clothing out of her fur.
- Jellyfishing: Patrick sometimes forgets how to jellyfish, however once reminded, he does it well.
- Eating in one bite: In "Pressure," Patrick ate a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.
- Doing absolutely nothing: In "Stanley S. SquarePants," Patrick showed SpongeBob and Stanley on the art of doing nothing, and in "The Pink Purloiner," he did nothing for 8 hours straight, while SpongeBob was spying on him.
- Staring: Patrick is good at staring with SpongeBob in their Staring Contest Game in various episodes.
- Karate Chopping: In "Karate Star," Patrick is a skilled karate "genius" at chopping. However, his hand started to go out of control and he cut it off, regenerating his limbs like SpongeBob in "Graveyard Shift."
- Performing anything dangerous: In "A Life in a Day," Patrick wanted to "live like Larry" by torturing himself in life-threatening skills.
- Performing extreme stunts: Patrick is sometimes an ultimate daredevil in "I Had an Accident" and "A Life in a Day."
- Reproducing and taking off his arm but re-growing it: In Karate Star, he went completely crazy and ripped his arm off. Once he explained to SpongeBob starfish regenerate their arms, they were both fine with it. Then later in the episode it is shown Starfish reproduce.
Occupation
Patrick has also had many jobs. However, he is not very good at any one of them. These are the ones he usually had:
- Krusty Krab Worker: This is the main job Patrick usually tries. In the episodes:
- Arrgh!: He was hired for a few short moments until being instantly fired by an annoyed Mr. Krabs.
- Big Pink Loser: He swept dust all the time, spilled dishes on purpose, and tried to open a jar of jam (which he successfully did, much to his joy).
- Bummer Vacation: He was the replacement fry cook. He puts Krabby Patties on himself to make them and cleaned the toilets (or used).
- That's No Lady: Patrick, disguised as a girl named Patricia, can do a very good job to stay in town, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward got crushes on him.
- Pat No Pay: Patrick Star must make enough money to replace his bill. He destroys the Krusty Krab with trash.
- 20,000 Patties Under the Sea: He is assistant manager to SpongeBob as the restaurant mobile to bring Krusty Krab to the people. He also has a job in kitchen duty.
- Restraining SpongeBob: He was hired as the "middle man" (which means Patrick was hired to take the food from SpongeBob to Squidward so SpongeBob would not violate the restraining order).
- Lights, Camera, Pants!: (PC Version) He worked his own lemonade stand for a short time. He earned 25¢.
- The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: He was supposed to help SpongeBob clear Mr. Krabs' name when King Neptune blames (and freezes, and nearly kills) him and save Bikini Bottom.
- Inventor: He invented the:
- Pencil (already invented)
- Light bulb (already invented)
- Parallel Universe Glass (presumably already invented) (The regular universe SpongeBob believed it to be a real invention, the Parallel Universe SpongeBob says, with a Ukrainian accent, that he thought it was a pretty good idea.)
- Automatic Back Scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, Ukulele Tuner 9000
- King of Bikini Bottom. (Rule of Dumb)
- Jellyfisher, Jellyfisherman Expo Convention Joiner "I Was a Teenage Gary" and "That's No Lady."
Residence
Patrick lives under a rock, literally, on 120 Conch Street, two doors down from his best friend, right next to Squidward and 400-yards away from the Krusty Krab. His address is shown on his ID licenses, one from "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" and "Driven to Tears." The home's exterior is featureless, apart from a small yellow weather vane, which is shown falling off on numerous occasions. In some episodes, the rock has nothing under it, but in some, you can see his house, like in "Patrick's Staycation," "The Donut of Shame," "No Nose Knows," and other episodes. It is possible that he makes his own furniture, as shown in "I'm With Stupid," but he is too lazy to make it sometimes, explaining the different states of his house.
Sometimes, Patrick is shown to sleep on the ceiling of his rock, although far more often he is shown sleeping in a regular bed. Patrick spends much of his day sleeping under his rock. There are many inconsistencies in the depictions of his house due to the nature of the cartoon and utility treatment of backgrounds: In one episode, his house is depicted to be nothing but a bed and a chest of drawers, yet in others he appears to have a kitchen and a living room. Also, certain episodes tend to depict the surface below the rock to be completely flat, while in others there is a considerable amount of depth below it. Patrick claims to have built the house himself. In "New Fish in Town", he puts his front yard up for rent.
As Nickelodeon said of Patrick's house in a commercial bumper: "What's really beneath this famous rock? The home of Patrick Star. While the outside never changes, a closer look inside reveals that Patrick's house is never set in stone. Sometimes, there's just sand. Other times, there's a small den. Occasionally, there's a large master bedroom. And there's the Multi-Room Complex featuring an eat-in kitchen, arched doorways, and a hi-def TV. Rock on!"
Near-Death Experiences
- "Tea at the Treedome": He and SpongeBob shrivel up from lack of water.
- "Texas": Savagely attacked by an enraged Sandy.
- "Neptune's Spatula": Shocked several times by King Neptune and eventually reduced to ashes. He is revived soon afterwards, although his face is moved to his butt.
- 'Hooky": Caught by a fishing hook in the sea and ends up in a tuna can.
- "Pressure": He, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are nearly eaten by seagulls.
- "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III": He and SpongeBob get electrocuted and disintegrated by weapons used by Man Ray.
- "Survival of the Idiots": He and SpongeBob are savagely mauled by Sandy for disturbing her during hibernation.
- "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm": He and most of Bikini Bottom's citizens are crushed by the giant worm.
- "SpongeGuard on Duty": He and SpongeBob nearly drown in Goo Lagoon (even though it is impossible for fish to drown).
- "I Had an Accident": Flies right into a mountain, electrocuted in the face by a jellyfish, and (along with SpongeBob and Sandy) attacked by a gorilla.
- "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie": He and SpongeBob almost die when the heat lamp dries them out, only to be revived by the sprinklers.
- "Dunces and Dragons": He and SpongeBob are almost killed by the dragon jellyfish.
- "Patrick SmartPants": Falls off a cliff twice in the episode.
- "Krusty Towers": He, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are nearly killed in the Krusty Towers' destruction.
- "Born to Be Wild": Jumps off a plane and lands on a rocket.
- "Spy Buddies": He, SpongeBob, and Plankton are almost killed by lasers that destroy the Chum Bucket.
- "Breath of Fresh Squidward": Gets electrocuted by touching SpongeBob's hand while the electric fence shocks him and Squidward.
- "Spongicus": He and SpongeBob are chased by a hungry lion fish.
- "A Life in a Day": Performs several life-threatening stunts. He, SpongeBob, and Larry are later injured from landing in Ripper's Reef.
- "Sun Bleached": He, SpongeBob, and several Bikini Bottomites are disintegrated by the burning lights.
- "SpongeBob vs. The Big One": He, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are nearly killed by the Big One.
- "Krusty Krushers": He and SpongeBob are brutally beaten by the two wrestlers throughout the episode.
- "Sand Castles in the Sand": He and SpongeBob are nearly killed in the collision of their planes.
- "No Hat for Pat": Gets severely injured from constantly falling on his face. He later falls into a bucket of sea urchins, only to land on Squidward.
- "Whelk Attack": He and most of Bikini Bottom gets eaten by a giant whelk.
- "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa": He, SpongeBob, and several Bikini Bottomites are nearly killed in the destruction of the Mauna Loa Amusement Park Ride.
- "Big Sister Sam": Crushed when trying to protect his house from his enraged sister. He regained consciousness when SpongeBob got him to smell cookie dough.
- "Frozen Face Off": Frozen in a block of ice.
- "A Friendly Game": Patrick holds up his golf club and gets hit by a bolt of lightning, causing him to disintegrate.
Family
Herb Star
- Patrick's father and Margie's husband. He is the son of Billy Bob Star and Maw Tucket. He made his debut in the episode, I'm with Stupid, when he and Margie went to visit Patrick for Starfish Day. It was then revealed on a family tree in the episode, Rule of Dumb that his name is Herb. Herb, like his wife, is quite overweight. He has a large walrus mustache and he also is pink, just like the rest of the Star family. His pants are the same as Patrick's but his top has a slightly lighter color of purple with green stars. Herb is voiced by Thomas F. Wilson.
Margie Star
- Patrick's mother who is voiced by Lori Alan.
Gary the Snail
- Gary Wilson, Jr. (better known as just Gary) is Sluggo's son and Patrick's cousin and Herb and Margie's nephew. He was also Patrick's pet for a short while.
Other family members
- Sam Star- Patrick's older long-lost sister who appeared in Big Sister Sam. Patrick said he didn't have a sister in Something Smells, but this may have been because he forgot about her.
- Sluggo the Leech - Gary's father and Patrick's uncle and Herb Star's brother, he was seen in Rule of Dumb.
- Billy Bob Star - Sluggo and Herb's father. His wife is Maw Tucket. He is Patrick and Gary's grandfather.
- Maw Tucket - Sluggo and Herb's mother. Her husband is Billy Bob. She is Patrick and Gary's grandmother.
- Yorick- Maw Tucket's father and Princess Tulsa's husband. He is the great-grandfather of Patrick and Gary.
- Princess Tulsa - Maw Tucket's mother and Yorick's wife. She is the great-grandmother of Patrick and Gary.
- Prince Callows - Princess Tulsa's brother, a son of Amoeba and Mildew. He is Patrick and Gary's great-granduncle.
- Prince Dingus - Princess Tulsa's other brother, a son of Amoeba and Mildew. He is Patrick and Gary's great-granduncle.
- Carl - Princess Tulsa's other brother, a son of Amoeba and Mildew. He is Patrick and Gary's great-granduncle.
- King Amoeba - Princes Tulsa's, Prince Callows', Carl's, and Prince Dingus's father and the husband of Queen Mildew. He is Patrick and Gary's great-great-grandfather.
- Queen Mildew - Princess Tulsa's, Prince Callows', Carl's, and Prince Dingus's mother and the wife of King Amoeba. She is Patrick and Gary's great-great-grandmother.
- Ed Star - Patrick's cousin. He only appeared in the end of the Story Reader book The Never-Ending Stay. He stayed in Bikini Bottom for 14 weeks.
- Patrick Revere - Patrick's great-great-great-granduncle who warned Bikini Bottom about the mollusks.
- Pecos Patrick Star - an ancestor of Patrick who lived in Dead Eye Gulch at the time of SpongeBuck, and his name is an obvious parody of the folktale, "Pecos Bill".
- Primitive Star - The distant primate-like ancestor of Patrick who encountered Squidward while traveling through time.
- Patar - Patrick's prehistoric ancestor who discovered fire along with Squog, and Spongegar.
- Prehistoric Gary - Gary's ancestor, comes before the Sluggo the Leech, seen in "Ugh"
- Cletus - Patrick's great uncle who said the famous quote "Let not your heart walk away from you, must your mind grow legs and follow it." however he was later arrested in a freedom march and never seen again.
Multiverse
An alternate Patrick exists in the universe seen in the shorts 'What if SpongeBob was Gone'. Without SpongeBob, he cannot jellyfish properly, implying that SpongeBob may have taught Patrick to jellyfish.
Relationships
SpongeBob is Patrick's best friend. Squidward is usually his friend, but unlike SpongeBob, Squidward isn't Patrick's friend all of the time. He also owes a lot of money to Mr. Krabs from receiving too many free Krabby Patties. Him and Sandy are on good terms, mainly friends through SpongeBob, however, Sandy thinks he is an idiot.
Trivia
- He appears to be able to fly in "The Sponge Who Could Fly" and "Night Light". However, he may have just been floating through the water.
- His lifelong dream is to defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the ninth dimension in "Big Pink Loser".
- A running gag which was used mostly in Season 1 was when Patrick opened up his rock with him on it, he will slip off it and fall in the living room.
- He calls pencils "Writing Sticks".
- Patrick is a good driver, unlike SpongeBob.
Patrick's Driver License
- At SpongeBob.com, it reveals his attention span is at least .02 seconds.
- It is revealed in "The Bully" that he went to community college.
- Every time Patrick sees mermaids he falls in love with them as in "Welcome To The Bikini Bottom Triangle" and in "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", meaning that he loves mermaids.
- In "Something Smells", Patrick says he doesn't have a sister. Contradictory to this, it was later revealed in "Big Sister Sam" that he does have a sister. It is most likely that Patrick forgot about her.
- Like SpongeBob, Patrick wears pajamas instead of his usual underwear whenever he has a visitor or is at a sleepover (usually with SpongeBob or Squidward), possibly to make the episode more appropriate.
- Patrick's stupidity can vary in different episodes. Sometimes he is shown to have small signs of intelligence (mainly in Season 1). Other times, he is almost completely stupid (examples include "My Pretty Seahorse" and many Season 6 episodes). His varying intelligence could possibly indicate he's autistic.
- Patrick is dumber than SpongeBob, but has occasionally pointed out signs of knowledge which SpongeBob lacks. An example is in "Jellyfishing", where he suggests to SpongeBob that Squidward doesn't like them (which is true). However, SpongeBob tells him otherwise.
- Patrick can be very smart or say intellectual sentences at times, but it mostly happens when he is unaware of what he just said.
- Patrick sometimes has one tooth (first seen in Christmas Who?, and would later become heavily used in post-season five episodes).
- When Patrick thinks, his brain releases foul smelling steam.
- His brain seems to not function as well or as fast as a normal brain, therefore making him become very stupid.
- Patrick's favorite color is Aquamarine.
- Patrick has an innie bellybutton.
- Patrick had no sense of smell in "Something Smells", but later could smell in "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve". He also wished he had a nose in "No Nose Knows" (and briefly in "Missing Identity"), though it was shown in "The Battle of Bikini Bottom" that he had the ability to grow a nose, and had a small nose hole as seen in "Wet Painters".
- As seen in "Christmas Who?" and "Sing a Song of Patrick" , he doesn't know how to use a pencil.
- Patrick is assumed, by many, to be slightly older than SpongeBob or the same age as him.
- In some episodes, Patrick has brown eyes instead of blue or they have no Iris.
- Despite being in fewer episodes than Squidward, he is more known than him.
- Throughout the seasons, his stomach growls whenever he's hungry.
- Patrick is one of the loved SpongeBob characters on YouTube. He has tons of YouTube "memes" and many fans make tributes to him.
- In "The Fry Cook Games" he took off SpongeBob's shoe, and lick his foot and didn't have a problem with it.
- In "The Battle of Bikini Bottom", he gave SpongeBob a automatic atomic dirty underwear wedgie.
- In "Truth or Square," it said Patrick's real name is Patrick Sea-Star not Patrick Star.
- In some episodes, it says Patrick's real last name is Starfish instead of Star or Seastar.
- In most episodes when something confuses Patrick, he usually says the phrase "I don't get it."
- The concept of Patrick being stupid is based on the appearance of the sea star, slow and dumb, but in fact they are crafty and bright.
- Patrick was known to break the fourth wall on some occasions.
- In Wet Painters, he is actually holding one of the time cards.
- In Missing Identity, after laughing so much, he says "Sorry people" referring to the crew (or the people watching).
- It is very weird Gary and him are cousins because they are very different. Starfish resemble nothing to snails.
- Patrick hates spiders because when SpongeBob's house was gone, he kept on having nightmares about spiders and hitting SpongeBob with his rock because he thought SpongeBob was a spider.
- In Chum Caverns and Free Samples, he is able to eat Plankton's chum as normally, everyone gets poisoned or sick for the product.
Quotes
- "Go, SpongeBob!" (first line)
- Squidward: "Patrick, just how dumb are you?"
- Patrick: "It varies."
- Sandy: "That's crazy talk!"
- Patrick: "That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk! GLABLEEB-GLABLAB! GABLEEB-GABLAB! GLEHGLEHGLEH! BLELBLBLBLELBL-" {Sandy punches his head in} "-Sorry."
- "Two Ice Creams!"
~I Had an Accident
- "Who are you people?!"
~I'm With Stupid/Prehibernation Week
- "Who cares about a stupid star?"
- "Now I'm gonna starve."
- "Alright! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? (after everyone laughs) I mean it."
~Life of Crime
- Is it time already to ruin Squid's day? Hey, SpongeBob, don't start without me!
- Spiders!
~Home Sweet Pineapple
- SpongeBob: "Wow, Plankton has to buy baby clothes?" {removes binky} Patrick: "How embarrassing." {Both of them wearing baby clothes}
- "Let's get naked!"
- "I'm going back to buy more bags!"
~Chocolate With Nuts
- "I love you."
~Chocolate With Nuts
- "I'll have an uuhhhh..."
- "Narrator: Now we go from behind the scenes to the front lines, where we'll examine the most important aspect of the industry, the customer. Or as we like to say, the Krustomer.
Patrick: Who said that? Are you a ghost? ~Krusty Krab Training Video
- Patrick: Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!
~Krusty Krab Training Video
- "That's not disturbing. This is disturbing..." {turns around, makes a face with his back, and makes it look like it's talking} "Hi there SpongeBob, my name is Pat-back!"
- "Hey, I'm missing the coconut!"
~Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
- "{laughing goofily} That guy just got hit on the head with a coconut!"
~Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
- "{laughing goofily} That guy just got hit on the head with two coconuts!"
- SpongeBob: " This is work?"
- Patrick: "You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I have to adjust the antenna, sometimes I have to find the remote, and sometimes my butt hurts really bad."
- Spongebob:"Ooooh, I feel sorry for you. By the way you forgot your briefcase! (Spongebob opens his briefcase and it is full of doughnuts and sundaes; Spongebob pours the sundaes and doughnuts on Patrick)"
- Patrick:"So this is what I get for working overtime?"
- SpongeBob: "GRRRRRR................ {making a weird face} OVERTIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
~Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
- "Who ya' callin' Pinhead?"
- "MY NAME'S...NOT...RICK!!!!!!!!"
~The Fry Cook Games
- "This is a hotel?"
- "This is a hospital?"
~Krusty Towers
- Plankton: "Win this one because I told you to."
- Patrick: "Because you told me toooo!!!" {racing to the challenge}
~The Fry Cook Games
- "Heart on stick must die!!"
- "I defy you, Heartman"
~Valentine's Day
- Patrick: "Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for? Nobody really likes those guys." {Larry is carried by a bunch of fish} "Being a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses and show off their gross misshapen bodies!" {Nat walks up seeing Patrick's expanded belly}
- Nat: "Dude, put that thing away. There are, like, children here!"
- Patrick: {inserts his belly inside his pants but his feet became bigger, stands up then walks away} "I'm going to the snack bar."
- "Aww, I got dead again! This game stinks!"
- "Just like a genie."
- "Where...woes we work? Wat the Wusty Wab?"
- "Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumbo-ing, wumbology, the study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!"
~Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
- "24!"
- "Finland!!"
- "Where's the leak, ma'am?"
~Frankendoodle
- "Breakfast...Green...Finland."
- "It's a giraffe!"
- Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
- Patrick: "Not until four."
- "Ahh! A burglar!" {Gets scared by the referee}
- Squidward: "Patrick! What are you doing here?"
- Patrick: "Uhh... I dunno, I'm funny."
- "I'm so close to solving this crime I can almost taste it. Boy, crime fighting makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!"
- "Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!"
- "Hahahaha. Connect the dots!" {Draws lines with a pencil to connect flea bites on his belly} "I drawed a horsey!"
- "No way! 58 is the luckiest number ever!"
- Patrick: "No need to thank us."
- Squidward: "THANK YOU!?!?"
- SpongeBob: "You're welcome!"
- "I DEFY YOU, HEARTMAN!!!"
- "HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!!!"
~Valentine's Day
- SpongeBob: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" {Patrick thinks of picking his belly button}
- Patrick: "No, but I think your idea better!"
- "KRABBY PATTY POWER!"
- "It's called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!"
~Something Smells
- "OPEN SESAME!"
~Survival of the Idiots
- "I THOUGHT THE CORPS WOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE, SIR!"
- Squidward: "Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?"
- Patrick: "You mean like a weenie? Okay! May I take your hat sir, may I take your hat sir, may I-"
- Squidward: "Alright that's enough, you've get the job."
- "Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!"
- "The deliciousness has landed!"
~The Camping Episode
- "Tubby? GRRRRRR!!! Nobody calls me tubby!"
- "Sand"
- Phone Caller: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
- Patrick: "No this is Patrick."
- Phone Caller 2: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
- Patrick: "No, this is Patrick!"
- Phone Caller 3: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
- Patrick: "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!"
- SpongeBob: "Uhh.... Patrick?"
- Patrick: "Yes, SpongeBob?"
- SpongeBob: "The Krusty Krab is the name of this restaurant."
- Patrick: "Oh, FISHPASTE!!!"
- "I didn't know there had to be a test. I didn't study!"
~Krusty Towers
- "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." {Thinks of a carton of milk spilling on a table}
- Patrick: "Ooh...You just said number 11!"
- SpongeBob: "I didn't mean... you gotta understand, Patrick, I was trying...what I meant to say was...some things just slip out. You gotta understand!"
- Patrick: "Don't worry SpongeBob. I understand... MR. KRABS!"
- "SpongeBob, you can't expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes."
- Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
- Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. {Patrick puts up his hand again.} Horse radish is not an instrument, either."
- "Will there be nachos there?"
~SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One
- "People said the same things to me. Patrick, you'll always have your head in the clouds. But just look at me now."
- "Well that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy. Now SpongeBob, are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?"
"We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! ~Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm
SpongeBob: Are you feeling it know Mr. Krabs? Are you feeling it? Patrick: I'm feeling it, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Patrick, that's not a ride! Harold: Get off me! ~Mid-Life Crustacean
Is it stupid or something?
~Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
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