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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Patrick's Tantrum" from season 12, which aired on February 25, 2022.
- [The episode begins at the Krusty Krab with the kitchen's bell ringing.]
- SpongeBob: [sets a Krabby Patty on the kitchen window] Okay, okay, order up. [notices that the bell is still ringing. He picks up the phone on the wall] Uh, hello, Krusty kitchen- Hmm? [the bell is still ringing. His eyes go through the telephone, then go to the fireplace] Hello? It sounds like... sleigh bells! [his body goes into the fireplace] Is that you, Santa Claus? [his head gets splatted with ink, resembling Ringo Starr of The Beatles] [speaking in a Liverpudlian accent] I can still hear the ring... go. [randomly pops an ear out from his body as his two eyes go in them] Hmm. No bells in here. Uh, this is serious. [runs to the front door]
- Mr. Krabs: [whistling and grabs SpongeBob] And just where do you think you're going during business hours?
- SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs, but I got to see an ear doctor. I've been hearing a ringing in my ears all week.
- Mr. Krabs: Hold your seahorses, boy-o. You don't have tinnit-er-us.
- SpongeBob: I don't?
- Mr. Krabs: No. [gets a small bell] I've been ringing this bell all week, and doing it to condition the customers. Whenever they hear the bell, [rings the bell] they'll hunger for a Krabby Patty, and come straight to the Krusty Krab.
- SpongeBob: Oh! I don't get it.
- Mr. Krabs: Observe. First, I'll condition them while they're eating.
- [Mr. Krabs rings bell in front of Incidental 7, who is eating a Krabby Patty.]
- Incidental 7: Beat it, Quasimodo.
- [Mr. Krabs rings the bell in front of another family at the Krusty Krab.]
- Blue fish: I'm gonna go bop that guy.
- Brown fish: Now, now, honey. Think of the children.
- Blue fish: Oh, you're right, dear. What was I thinking? Kids, go bop that guy.
- [The two kids jump up and attack Mr. Krabs, but Mr. Krabs moves away from them. He walks up to Tom.]
- Tom: [burps]
- Mr. Krabs: Now this guy's heard the bell before. Watch him when I ring it.
- [Mr. Krabs rings the bell in front of Tom. His brain turns into the shape of a Krabby Patty in response.]
- Tom: [starts drooling all over the table] I want another Krabby Patty. [notices he's drooling] And a bucket for my saliva.
- SpongeBob: [jumps around] Oh, an I ring the little bell? Can I? Can I? Can I?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, you can do better than that, boy-o. You can ring the big bell.
- [Mr. Krabs stomps on the ground, revealing a rope.]
- SpongeBob: Oh!
- [SpongeBob tries pulling on the rope, but it is too heavy. Mr. Krabs gives him an assist and he starts ringing the bell. The bell sound spreads to all of Bikini Bottom.]
- Incidental 118D: [directs traffic and starts drooling] Krabby Patties!
- [Her neglect causes several cars to crash into each other. They all fall victim to the bell and start drooling and walking to the Krusty Krab. The scene then cuts to three doctors performing surgery. They also fall victim to the bell.]
- Incidental 41: [zips up stomach and starts drooling] Krabby Patties.
- Crowd: [walks towards the Krusty Krab] Krabby Patties. Krabby Patties. [the crowd then appears eating Krabby Patties inside. Mr. Krabs is sitting in a pool of money]
- Patrick: [bursts through the glass doors] No! No! [throws a tantrum on the Krusty Krab floors, destroying things, causing the customers to leave] No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
- Incidental 37b: [gets launched by Patrick's tantrum and hits the large bell]
- Patrick: [continues to throw tantrum]
- Mr. Krabs: What the halibut is wrong with you, boy?
- [Patrick uses his legs to throw Mr. Krabs at Squidward and continues to throw a tantrum.]
- Mr. Krabs: [emerges from Squidward's station] He's lost his mind!
- Squidward: He never had a mind.
- SpongeBob: Oh, I've seen this before. I know what to do! [jumps through order window and jumps onto Patrick, rubbing jellyfish jelly on him. This causes Patrick to calm down] When Patrick has a tantrum like this, jellyfish jelly on the belly is the only thing that calms him down. Then when he comes out of it, he hardly remembers a thing.
- Patrick: [stands up and calms down]
- SpongeBob: Hey buddy, feel better? What's the last thing you remember?
- Patrick: Uh, I remember hearing a bell ring. [flashback to when Patrick was a kid] When I was a little sea star, and it was time for my bath, my parents would always ring a bell.
- Herb Star: [ringing a bell] It's bath time, son!
- Patrick: [narrating] I didn't want a bath. [flashback Patrick starts having a tantrum, and flashback ends] After that, the only thing I remember is nothing.
- SpongeBob: Then it's time for me to be proactive and help my buddy here. I am going to silence every ding dong bell in town. Starting with... [rushes over the counter and smashes the ordering bell on the window] Yah! This one. [pulls the rope very hard, making the large bell fall on the ground, breaking it in half] And this one.
- Mr. Krabs: Wait. How'd you get so strong all of a sudden?
- SpongeBob: [dressed as a superhero] Through the power of friendship! [Patrick applauds him] Look out, bells of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is about to silence every ring, chime, buzz, and jingle jangle! [leaps into the air, smashing through the Krusty Krab's roof and flies off]
- Patrick: [teary eyed] There goes a dear darling dude.
- Mr. Krabs: [sadly] There goes my brilliant bell business. [to Patrick] You know, Pat-o, I was studying your impressive moves during your little, um... [pauses for a moment] Acrimony.
- Patrick: My little macaroni?
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah, that's right. And I believe that I have a way to make back all the money I'm gonna lose. [he holds up a poster of Harry the Health Hazzard] One million dollars to the challenger that can beat Harry the Health Hazzard in Supreme Fighting.
- Patrick: [laughs and proceeds to take a bite of the poster, then claps]
- [Scene cuts to the wrestling stadium, where it shows two Harry the Health Hazzard posters. In the ring, Harry is grabbing his opponent by the leg.]
- Wrestler: No! Not the pretzel!
- [Harry the Health Hazzard whips the wrestler into a pretzel shape, puts salt on him, and takes a bite into his jeans. He throws the wrestler aside.]
- Patrick: [spectating, licking his lips. His stomach growls] That reminds me. I'm still hungry. Got any more posters?
- Mr. Krabs: [hands Patrick a bag of posters] Knock yourself out. We're gonna be rolling in posters!
- Patrick: [laughs and starts eating the posters]
- [Bubble transition to SpongeBob running towards the fire department, where a bell is ringing on top of it. SpongeBob runs up the building and puts a pillow in the bell.]
- SpongeBob: For my buddy Patrick! [jumps down]
- [The nearby building lights on fire, and several citizens run away screaming. The scene cuts to a boy on his tricycle, ringing the bell on it. SpongeBob rips the bell off of his bike, smashes it to the ground, and replaces it with a TV of a chimpanzee. The kid gives him a thumbs up as he continues riding his tricycle.]
- SpongeBob: [saluting] For my buddy Patrick! [runs in the other direction]
- [The scene cuts to SpongeBob at Mrs. Puff's house, replacing her wind chimes with hot dogs, which make a mooing sound when hit.]
- SpongeBob: For my buddy Patrick! [runs off]
- [Several worms appear and bark at the new wind chimes. The scene cuts to SpongeBob following a man when he hears another guy ringing a bell, for the Redemption Military. SpongeBob takes his bell and replaces it with a paddle. The scene changes to above the surface, where SpongeBob reaches for a bell ringing on a buoy.]
- SpongeBob: [muffled] For Patrick!
- [A boat then crashes on the Bikini Atoll island. Bubble transition back to the wrestling stadium.]
- Mr. Krabs: [walking Patrick down the stairs] Okay, Patrick. It's go time!
- Patrick: [mouth full of posters] Are we changing our seats?
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I got you the best seat in the house. [throws Patrick onto a stool in the wrestling ring]
- Patrick: Ooh, this is the best seat in the house! It's like 3-D. I can almost reach out and [touches the referee's butt] touch the referee!
- Referee: [slaps Patrick] Hey!
- Patrick: Ow!
- Referee: [on the microphone] Our next victim, uh, challenger, is... [reads from a paper] Patrick Star!
- Patrick: [laughing and pointing at the referee] That next victim has the same name as me.
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah, crazy, right? [walks away]
- [The wrestling bell goes off, triggering Patrick to have another tantrum.]
- Referee: Well, it looks like the challenger is doing a good job fighting with himself.
- Harry the Health Hazzard: [walking up to Patrick] Hmm? [Patrick spins and hits him into the corner, giving him Patrick dizzy stars]
- [Mr. Krabs laughs as he watches the fight. Patrick jumps out of his pants and starts sliding along the ground in a circle. Harry the Health Hazzard shakes his head and foams at the mouth, angry at Patrick. He attempts to tackle Patrick, but Patrick kicks him back, flinging him back into Patrick, who flings into Harry. The two continue this cycle until they collide with each other. Patrick sews a spot on Harry's tights, then twists him into a pretzel, puts salt on him, and takes a bite out of him. He throws Harry backward, and continues to have a tantrum. Mr. Krabs comes onto the ring and tackles him, spreading jellyfish jelly onto Patrick's belly, calming him down.]
- Referee: Well, folks, it looks like the fight's over.
- Patrick: What happened?
- Mr. Krabs: I just became rich! [wrestling bell rings again, re-triggering Patrick to throw a tantrum] Uh-oh. [he gets launched out of the stadium by Patrick]
- [Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking to the Krusty Krab, exhausted.]
- SpongeBob: [tired] For my buddy Patrick. [Patrick is shown eating a poster, holding a winner trophy] I did it, pal. I silenced every bell in town so that you will no longer have a tantrum, buddy.
- Patrick: Aww. [picks up SpongeBob] Thank you, best friend. [hugs SpongeBob]
- Mr. Krabs: [injured, holding money] I don't care about bells ringing or conditioning customers anymore, 'cause I've got a million dollars! [laughs as he puts the money in the register. He then presses a button on the register in slow motion, causing it to ring] [in slow motion] Uh-oh.
- [Patrick drops SpongeBob and starts to have another tantrum, breaking the trophy, and kicking the tables and chairs. Mr. Krabs holds SpongeBob in front of him. Patrick bangs the register open and starts ripping the money to shreds.]
- Mr. Krabs: No no no no no no no!
- Herb: [he and Margie appear] Hello, son. We saw you fighting today.
- Margie: On the TV. We're so proud.
- SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Star. I know you are loving parents, but you really messed up your kids by ringing a bell whenever it was time for his bath.
- Margie: Bell? We never rang a bell.
- Herb: Yeah, never.
- Patrick: [stops having a tantrum] You never rang a bell?
- Herb: No, don't you remember? We would squeeze your rubber duck.
- Patrick: [gasps] My rubber duck.
- Herb: Yes. [holds up the rubber duck] This one.
- Patrick: [takes the rubber duck and holds it]
- SpongeBob: Aw, kinda gets you right in your heart's kitchen, doesn't it, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I think I can tape it all back together. [close-up of a taped-up dollar bill]
- Patrick: Ducky. I wonder if it still quacks. [squeezes the duck, and it quacks, triggering another tantrum, breaking stuff off-screen]
- SpongeBob: [holding a jar of jellyfish jelly] Oh, here we go again! [laughs]
- [The kid on the tricycle with the chimpanzee TV appears outside, and the camera irises out at the chimpanzee as the episode ends.]