Patgar is a barbaric land and the main setting of the Pat the Hapless comics. It first appears in the episode "Bunny the Barbarian."
Description[]
It is a harsh place with dry soil and high heat. The area is filled with rocks, dried trees, and the bones of dead creatures. Strange beings and monsters live in the wilderness, while barbarian inhabitants live in the settlements.
Pat the Hapless, the main character of the comics made of him, lives here in a house made from a dragon's carcass. There's a temple where people can fight the Dust Demon in exchange for its treasure. After the demon was defeated, Beelzebass took over the temple, but Pat destroyed it. The place also has a large shopping center, the Shopping Maul, where many barbaric goods can be bought.
Role in series[]
"Bunny the Barbarian"[]
Searching for a place where she can both adventure and clean, Bunny travels to Patgar with the time closet. She sees a temple where barbarians are lined up to fight the Dust Demon. After gaining entry from the gatekeeper, Bunny ascends the stairs and collects the demon's treasure, summoning it in the process. She defeats the Dust Demon and flies home on a dragon.
She then quickly returns because she missed a spot in the temple that she didn't clean.
"FitzPatrick"[]
In a comic, Pat the Hapless argues with Beelzebass after accidentally crashing into his temple. Beelzebass magically transforms him into various animals, who destroys the building in the form of a sea urchin.
FitzPatrick ends up in Patgar with the time closet and encounters Pat at the ruins of the temple, who transforms him into a sea urchin with the wand of Beelzebass.
"The Patrick Show Sells Out"[]
Patgor appears in an episode sponsoring the Chum Bucket. Pat the Hapless is searching for food when he spots a cave restaurant. A giant monster version of Mr. Krabs comes out of the cave and grabs Pat. Plankton arrives on a seahorse and forces Pat to eat a bucket of chum. After consuming it, he suddenly gains strength, defeating the monster, and thanks Plankton.
"Too Many Patricks"[]
Pat has a flashback to him fighting a monster in Patgar when he sees a similarly-shaped pinata at a child's birthday party. Later, Patgar is seen through the time closet when Patrick sends Pat back home.
"Chopping Spree"[]
Patrick tells a story from a book where Pat battles a Jabbersquawky sent by Beelzebass in Patgar. After slaughtering the monster, he heads home, where the Dragon Carcass Owners Association informs him of the complaints about his smell. Pat goes to the Shopping Maul to buy a bath bomb in order to become clean. The last bath bomb is on sale for half price, so Pat rushes to get it, decapitating everyone in her path. However, Patrick eats the bath bomb outside the story. In a rage, Pat chops everyone and everything in his path. He destroys containers full of perfume which he gets covered in. When Pat goes home, the Dragon Carcass Owners Association returns, but their heads explode from the scent of Pat's perfume.