- Squidward Tentacles
- Patrick Star
- Eugene H. Krabs
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Pearl Krabs
- Chum Krabs (debut)
- Mrs. Puff
- Sheldon J. Plankton
- Karen Plankton
- Bikini Bottomites
- Annette (cameo in photo)
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Mr. Krabs goes into a tanning booth in his room as part of him getting ready for his date with Mrs. Puff. While SpongeBob is serving a Krabby Patty to Patrick, he hears Mr. Krabs saying it is hot in his office. Thinking that he is in trouble, he goes inside, only to see Mr. Krabs' shell empty and melted ice cream sandwich, which he thinks is blood, all over him.
SpongeBob gets sad but when Squidward hears, he's happy. When he tells them Mr. Krabs had a date, SpongeBob gets the idea to fill the shell with chum so he can still go to the date. He as well as Patrick go to his house after buying chum from Plankton, and fill the shell with the chum as organs.
Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs gets out of the tanning booth, only to realize his shell is gone. He tries to go to his house without being seen to get clothes, but upon reaching there, Pearl and her friends see him naked. At the same time, SpongeBob and Patrick have taught Chum Krabs everything he needs to know for the date. They send him to Mrs. Puff's house to bring her to Fancy!, right before the real Mr. Krabs arrives to do the same thing.
While Mrs. Puff and Chum Krabs are on a date, Mr. Krabs goes to Fancy! so he can have the date. Upon seeing Chum Krabs with his date, he gets angry and tries to stop the imposter. SpongeBob and Patrick throw Mr. Krabs out of Fancy!, only for Squidward to come and tell the two the Mr. Krabs they threw out was the real one. Next, Chum Krabs has a fight with Mr. Krabs after getting out of the restaurant with Mrs. Puff.
After Mr. Krabs wins the fight, he and Mrs. Puff get back together, while SpongeBob and Patrick get taken by the remains of Chum Krabs.
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
• Puka A - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Title card]
• ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Opening at the Krusty Krab]
‣ ? [Krabs removes his shell and gets into his tanning bed]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 28 - Jeremy Wakefield [Ice cream sandwich starts melting falling through Krabs' shell]
• Vibe Q Sting - Nicolas Carr ["Oh, mama, it's hot in here!"]
‣ ? ["Oh, Neptune, I'm melting!"]
‣ Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer [SpongeBob and Patrick discover Krabs' shell with the melted ice cream sandwich]
‣ ? [Krabs' body still in the tanning bed]
‣ Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford [SpongeBob cries]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 1 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Strawberry! Poor guy."]
‣ Tristesse - Gerhard Trede [SpongeBob thinks Mr. Krabs is dead]
• Great Idea Patrick - Nicolas Carr ["Hey, Squidward, you're right!"]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 27 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Only Mr. Krabs' inside is melted, his shell is fine!"]
• Humorous Conversation - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [SpongeBob and Patrick order Plankton a large drum of chum/SpongeBob and Patrick leave the Chum Bucket with a tank full of large drum of chum]
• Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [Transition to next scene]
• 12th Street Rag 3 with Bass - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick fills the mouth of the shell of Krabs with chum]
• Vibe Q Sting - Nicolas Carr ["Hmm, we're still missing something."]
• Great Idea Patrick - Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob gets an idea]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 4 - Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob causes electricity with his bare feet]
‣ Frankenstein's Niece A - Gregor Narholz [SpongeBob zaps Krabs' shell with electricity making the chum fill around his shell]
• Lopey Sailor's Jig - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["Mr. Krabs seems kind of dumb now."]
• Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [Transition to next scene]
• Melodramatic Moments - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Krabs sees his shell is gone]
• Mission Improbable - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab naked and trying not to be seen by anybody]
• Tip Toe Through the Seaweed - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [SpongeBob and Patrick does the final test to Chum Krabs]
• Spongeburglar - Nicolas Carr [Krabs arrives naked at his house]
• Nude Sting - Nicolas Carr [Pearl and her friends see Krabs naked]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 16 - Jeremy Wakefield [Krabs screams]
‣ Drama Link (f) - Hubert Clifford [Krabs runs to his bedroom]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 14 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Ooh, haven't worn this one in a while."]
• A Fishy Conversation - Barry Anthony [SpongeBob and Patrick take Chum Krabs to Mrs. Puff's house]
• Unknown Track 93 - Mrs. Puff exits her house and goes with Chum Krabs
• Melodramatic Moments - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Krabs sees Mrs. Puff's house empty]
• Lounging and Fine Dining - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Chum Krabs and Mrs. Puff at Fancy! restaurant]
• Down in Davy Jones' Locker - Nicolas Carr [Krabs arrives at Fancy! restaurant]
• Lounging and Fine Dining - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Krabs sees Mrs. Puff with Chum Krabs at Fancy! restaurant]
‣ Increase B - Dick De Benedictis [Krabs gets angry and gets inside Fancy! restaurant]
‣ Tales from the Swamp (c) - Ron Goodwin ["What in Davy Jones' gym locker is going on here?!"]
• What the Huh Vibe Sting - Nicolas Carr ["Who is that?"]
• Grass Skirt Chase - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob and Patrick take Krabs outside the restaurant]
• Drunken Sailor Solo Accordion-2 - Nicolas Carr ["What are you doing, boy-o? It's me, Mr. Krabs, your lovesick employer!"]
• Tip Toe Jig - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick that is the real Mr. Krabs]
‣ ? [Squidward laughs]
‣ Bad Slide - [ProjectSAM Symphobia Colours: Animator] [Krabs grunts to SpongeBob and Patrick]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 5 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Anybody would've done the same thing."]
• Unknown Track 93 - Mrs. Puff and Chum Krabs exit the restaurant
• Melodramatic Moments - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["Get your mitts off me gal, bucko!"]
‣ Uh Oh Flutter-Eyed - [ProjectSAM Symphobia Colours: Animator] ["This is all a big misunderstand..."]
• Greenhorn Rag - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Krabs and Chum Krabs fighting]
• Puka B - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Ending]
- An image of this episode was accidentally released on the Nick app on October 13, 2019.
- This episode was accidentally released on Amazon Prime Video on July 16, 2020. On July 21, 2020 Amazon Prime Video has made this episode and "The Ghost of Plankton" unavailable for purchase.
- When Mr. Krabs is looking through his outfits, one of them is his Kuddly Krab uniform from "Bossy Boots."
- This is the first episode Michelle Bryan animation directed on her own, with the second being "Pat Hearts Squid," the third being "A Cabin in the Kelp," and the fourth being "Krusty Koncessionaires."
- This is the first episode to use "Puka A" as title card music since "Karen 2.0."
- This episode reveals that Mrs. Puff likes the smell of chum.
- Pearl's friends Nixie and Marina from "Mall Girl Pearl" can be seen at her slumber party. However, Nocturna is not there.
- They also appeared at the breach party in "Whale Watching," making this their third appearance.
- In Canada, this episode was originally going to air on July 17, 2020, but was pulled for unknown reasons.
- The title is a parody of the NBC sitcom My Two Dads.
- SpongeBob and Patrick make cookies with M&M-like candies baked into them.
- When SpongeBob is jumping around yelling "He's alive," his nose disappears for a split second every time he directly looks at the camera.
- In the French opening credits, Fred Osmond's first name starts with a lowercase "F" instead of an uppercase one.