This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "My Fair Nobby" from season 1, which aired on July 22, 2021.
- [The episode opens with SpongeBob picking up a ball of yarn, as he is at a bench with Patrick and some other campers who are knitting with yarn.]
- SpongeBob: Ye-oop! [uses one of his pores to suck in the yarn, then starts knitting what comes out of his mouth]
- Narlene: [opens a door in a nearby coral tree] SpongeBob What you boys up to?
- SpongeBob: [turns around and screams, then stops] Hi, Narlene. We're just doing arts and crafts. I made a hugging sweater for me [holds up a knitted sweater with text that says "HUG ADDICTS"] and Patrick. [goes into the sweater with Patrick, both hug]
- Patrick: And I made a-- [pulls stringy ball from his mouth] a sweater ball.
- SpongeBob: Say, Narlene, are you running away? [points at what is in Narlene's hand] What's with the stick and bindle?
- Narlene: I ain't runnin' away. I'm takin' my turn in the family feud. Those blasted McClams have been a thorn in my family's side for generations. [lets go of bindle, and Nobby jumps out]
- Nobby: [spouts gibberish, runs around]
- Narlene: Problem is, Nobby's too young to join me. He ain't allowed to feud none till he's older. [picks up Nobby] Think you could keep an eye on him till I get back?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [both hop, then take off sweater] Count us in!
- Narlene: Great! [sets Nobby down] Thanks, boys. Good luck. [walks away] Nobby can get a little wild at times.
- SpongeBob: [with Nobby circling around him] First things first, we'll have to get a camp kerchief on you. [Patrick throws him a red ball of yarn, then knits a kerchief from his mouth] Here you go, Nobby. [sees Nobby isn't there anymore] Nobby?
- [They see that Nobby has knitted a spider web in between two poles. Some campers are trapped in the web.]
- Nobby: [yells, uses knitting needles as fangs, hisses. then jumps onto the web]
- Camper: [frightened] Help me.
- SpongeBob: [pulls Nobby from the web as he climbs on it] Whoopsie-daisy. [holding Nobby, who shakes violently] Narlene was right. Nobby does seem a tad f-frisky. [sets Nobby down]
- Patrick: Maybe we should calm him down.
- SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick. Nothing focuses a boy's energies like vigorous camp activities.
- [Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Nobby on top of a tower. The other campers are either climbing up the tower or zip-lining.]
- Campers: Yay!
- Patrick: [gets on zip-line and screams]
- SpongeBob: [gets on zip-line and laughs]
- Nobby: [giggles excitedly]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick continue zip-lining until they notice Nobby.]
- SpongeBob: Huh?
- Nobby: [running on top of zip-line upside down, knocking down the other campers into the lake]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick emerge from the water. Bubble transition to Jelly Meadows, where SpongeBob and Patrick demonstrate to Nobby how to catch a jellyfish.]
- SpongeBob: There. See?
- Nobby: [speaks gibberish, pointing]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Shh. [both go to catch a jellyfish, then look at Nobby] Huh?
- Nobby: [rides on a jellyfish] Yee-haw! [jellyfish shoots lightning bolts, then dives at SpongeBob and Patrick, electrocuting them]
- [The lightning bolt then reaches camp, where several cabins are on fire and the campers are all screaming. Nobby goes into some of the cabins, scorching each of them.]
- SpongeBob: Wait! [waving] Calm down, Nobby! [Nobby enters the Yacht cabin] Uh-oh. [he and Patrick wince] Huh? [nothing happens]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh?
- Patrick: Doesn't the thing with the bouncing and zapping usually happen by now?
- SpongeBob: Oh. [tiptoeing around the cabin with Patrick] Shh! [both look into a cabin window]
- [Nobby, now without his hat, is sitting at a fancy table with silverware. Miss Upturn is teaching him about proper etiquette.]
- Upturn: Now then, which is the salad fork?
- Nobby: [speaking gibberish, picks up a fork] This one?
- Upturn: Very good. [picks up a bon-bon from a bowl] You've earned another bon-bon.
- Nobby: [flailing arms, spouting gibberish]
- Upturn: [waving finger] Uh-uh. In this cabin, we speak King Neptune's English.
- Nobby: [formal voice] I'd like a candy, please ma'am.
- Upturn: Excellent. [feeds Nobby a bon-bon] What a good little ruffian.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick gasp as they look away from the window. They both break apart into several pieces crumbling onto the ground.]
- French Narrator: [narrating time card] The next day...
- [Narlene is entering Kamp Koral, doing a dance.]
- Narlene: [singing] ♪ Well, I'm comin' back from feudin' today; Yeah, I whooped those rascals' booties, hooray!; Oh, I did what needed doin'; Them McClams was all boo-hooin'; Now I'm comin' back from feudin' today ♪ [greets SpongeBob and Patrick sitting down] Howdy, fellas! I'm back for my baby bro. [pointing away] He off raisin' a rumpus somewhere?
- SpongeBob: [looking at Patrick] Nobby? Raise a rumpus?
- Patrick: Doesn't sound like him.
- Narlene: What? [opens cabin door to see Nobby in formal clothing, with Squidward painting a portrait of him] Huh? [laughs] Why Nobby, ain't you just the slickest little city critter [pulls on Nobby's arm] I did ever see.
- Nobby: [slaps away Narlene's hand, still in formal voice] Oh, please, sister, call me Nobbert. Nobby is so [waves hand] backwoods. You see, my time among the upper crust has revealed a frivolity of my previous lifestyle. [irritated] So you'll excuse me. [snaps fingers, Squidward continues painting]
- Squidward: [smiling] He's my inspiration.
- Narlene: [sadly] But--
- Nobby: There, there. I'll be done standing perfectly still... [zoom into his face] in a couple of hours. [laughing as thunder is heard]
- Narlene: [frightened, backs away]
- Nobby: Artist! Focus!
- Squidward: Yes, sir, Mr. Nobbert, sir.
- Narlene: [loses balance and falls down] Whoa! [SpongeBob and Patrick approach her] I don't understand. Nobby can't stand still, even for a minute. I seen him run a marathon in his sleep. [holds up photo] He came in second. [photo is shown, which depicts Nobby with a 2nd place medal, with a camper reluctantly holding up his hand]
- SpongeBob: Oh, gosh, I thought you'd be happy to see Nobby finally calm down.
- Narlene: [putting away photo] Sure, Nobby was wild, but he was my bouncin' bro, [stands up] my country confidant, my prank partner. If he's gone posh forever, what are we gonna do?
- SpongeBob: Maybe we could welcome the new Nobby with open arms?
- Narlene: [kicks rock] Yeah, maybe.
- Patrick: Or we could stuff him in a bag, take him to the woods, and [bashes hands together] deprogram him!
- Narlene: [snapping fingers] Now we're talkin'.
- [Bubble transition to Narlene walking, holding Nobby in a bag, who is squirming around inside.]
- Nobby: Let me out of here. Help me. How dare you! I can't breathe. [Narlene drops him out of the bag] Oh. I say. [pulls out napkin] What's going on here?
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, Nobby. We're just here to give you a little re-wildification.
- Nobby: But I don't want to be wild. Is this a joke? A jest? A jape? [pointing at SpongeBob] Are you japing me?
- Narlene: Oh, this ain't no jape. We're gonna push that [pokes Nobby with foot] posh right outta ya with the [points to her head] power of remembrances. [gestures to a chewed up coral tree] It's your favorite chewin' tree. [pokes Nobby's head] 'Member? [points with both hands] Boys, show him out it's done.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick run over to the chewing tree and start taking bites out of it.]
- Nobby: Ah, yes, I recall [pulls out a fork and knife] chewing. How droll. [cuts a piece of tree with the knife and eats it with the fork, then wipes mouth with a napkin] Splendid.
- Narlene: [facepalming] Aw.
- [The branch Patrick is on breaks off, making him fall to the ground. He burps out a clam's nest, and the clams fly away.]
- Narlene: [groans, then gasps] Wait a sec. I got somethin' that's sure to put the Hill back in your Billy. [pulls out a jar of Sugar Squeeze] Sugar Squeeze. Your favorite candified beverage. [takes off cork with mouth, then chugs the drink, giving her a yellow glow] [waving around, speaking gibberish]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh. [SpongeBob chugs some of the drink, and then Patrick drinks it, giving them the yellow glow]
- [The three of them all start gibbering and laughing, dancing. Narlene offers the drink to Nobby.]
- Nobby: [declining] No, thank you. Sugar rots the horn. [Narlene, surprised, loses her yellow glow and drops the jar] I only imbibe [holding up a fancy cup and coaster] hot water with lemon now, but not too much lemon. That would be crazy. [laughs, then sips] This stroll down memory lane has been a marvelous distraction, [walks away as SpongeBob and Patrick are seen using their tongues to drink the spillage] but I must be going. I'm in dreadful needs of some decent conversation, and Missy promised to tell me about her favorite tax shelters. Ta.
- Narlene: [falls down] I can't believe it. Nobby's gone permanently posh. [SpongeBob and Patrick look over her]
- SpongeBob: Sorry, Narlene.
- Patrick: You did all two things that you could have.
- Narlene: There's only one thing that I can do. [gets up] Nobby won't turn wild for me, [points to herself] I'll have to turn civilized for him. [jitters]
- SpongeBob: Are you sure you wanna do this, Narlene?
- Narlene: I've got to. [raises fist] It's for Nobby.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [excitedly, look at each other] Makeover time!
- [Bubble transition to the Dinghy Cabin, where SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to pull Narlene into a bubble bath.]
- Narlene: [trying to pull back] I ain't doin' it! I already had a bath in February! Let me go! [they throw her into the tub, and they start brushing her]
- Narlene clone: [comes by and brushes Narlene as well] Get the back, get the back.
- [Cut to Patrick holding a piece of measuring tape, measuring Narlene, and SpongeBob sewing together an outfit.]
- Patrick: [ties knot around Narlene's horn and starts dancing around with the tape] Ah!
- [A spool, which SpongeBob is using to sew the outfit, starts taking away from the cloth used to make the cabin itself. A wooden beam loses its support and falls onto SpongeBob's head.]
- SpongeBob: [being sewn into the cloth] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Patrick: Huh. Huh?
- SpongeBob: [nose pops out, laughs]
- [Cut to the Yacht Cabin, where Regigilled is playing the violin in front of the other cabin members, including Nobby.]
- Nobby: [pointing at Regigilled] Ah, ah, ah, Regigilled. [Regigilled stops playing] You're coming in too fast on the arpeggio.
- Patrick: [entering with a basket] Hi. [throwing rose petals from basket at campers] Attend. Attend. Attend. [tosses basket] Attend. [takes Regigilled's violin and blows into it] Ladies and gentlecampers, Narwhals and Rich Kids. Allow me to introduce to you for the first time, [Yacht Cabin campers look at the stairwell, where a spotlight shines onto Narlene, who steps into scene] new Narlene.
- Narlene: [in fancier clothing, holds pinky out, Yacht Cabin campers gasp] [speaking in British accent, spitting, walking down stairs] Cotillion. Dividents. Tomatoes.
- Patrick: Oh! [claps, cheering]
- SpongeBob: [sewn into Narlene's dress, happily crying] We really outdid ourselves this time, Patrick.
- Patrick: [cheers and cries, getting tears all over Regigilled, who shields it with his tentacles]
- Narlene: [walks over to the Yacht Cabin campers and bows]
- [The Yacht Cabin campers have open mouths, but Nobby instead laughs hysterically and takes off his fancy clothes.]
- Nobby: [pointing] I got you good! [takes out camera and takes picture] [speaking gibberish] Oh, you should've seen your face! [photo appears] Best prank ever! I fooled ya!
- Narlene: [angry] I... I... [Nobby shivers, scared] I love it! [points at Nobby] You was just pretendin' to be posh to prank me. [picks up Nobby, they hug] But you got me good. Why, when you show the cousins that picture, I bet my cheeks turn redder than granny's sea apples.
- Nobby: [giggles] Granny's red sea apples!
- Narlene: 'Course, you'll have to show them after you get back from feudin'. A prank that big proves you're ready to take the fight to the McClams.
- Nobby: [happily gibbering, then goes back to talking formally] I do say, there's nothing like a good feud to invigorate one's spirit. [goes back to gibbering, camera irises out on him as the episode ends]