Mr. Pirateson is the owner of The Poop Deck, a fast food business that appears in the episode "Friend or Foe." He can only say "Arrr!"
He has a black pirate hat with a feather on top. He also has a light gray beard and wears a red coat with yellow stripes and a white handkerchief in the middle.
He is quite demanding and comes off as rude sometimes.
Role in episode
He confronts Patchy the Pirate about his poor cooking skills, but is hit with a Patchy Patty in response, which drives him away from his own restaurant.