Midnight Snack Attack/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Midnight Snack Attack" from season 1, which aired on March 4, 2021.

[The campers are eating their lunch at their tables. SpongeBob and Patrick are in the lunch line, waiting for Plankton to give them their food. A camper throws his tray into the garbage.]
Plankton: [unenthusiastically] Scrambled eggs? [drops scrambled eggs onto SpongeBob's plate]
[The scrambled eggs hops off of the plate, making chicken noises, landing in Patrick's mouth. Patrick eats the scrambled eggs.]
SpongeBob: Those eggs sure can scramble. Maybe I'll just have some [takes a burnt piece of toast] plain bread. [takes a bite of the toast, and his teeth break]
Plankton: [using a chainsaw to cut the toast] It's full of fiber. [chuckles]
Squidward: [with a bowl and cereal] I'm sticking to Coral O's. [pours cereal into the bowl, which turns out to be snakes, and screams] [the snakes chase after him]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy eating their food at a table. Sandy is trying to eat her pancakes.]
Sandy: This tastes worse than a cold prairie patty. [accidentally flings the pancake inside her helmet, and takes it off] Ooh. [puts helmet back on]
Patrick: [the pancake enters his mouth, and eats it] Yeah, disgusting.
Perch: [on microphone] Attention campers, please report to Lake Yuckymuck for slap line fun time.
Campers: [all throwing their food at the same time] Slap line fun time! Yay! [run away from the canteen]
Plankton: Bunch of filthy brats. [kicks drink off the counter]
[Plankton cranks a lever, causing a robotic hand to pull up the lake. A giant tube blows garbage under the lake, and the hand puts the lake back. Plankton presses on a soap handle, and sighs. He sinks down into his laboratory.]
Plankton: [jumping down] Oh, computer assistant. I'm home.
Karen: [appears] Hello, Mr. Plankton. [uses a hand to take off Plankton's clothes] How was your day?
Plankton: The usual-- serving slop to slobs. How's my Krabs clone coming along?
Karen: [pan over to the Krabs clone in a glass tube] [sighs] So far, it's a failure.
Plankton: Eh. Let me guess. [the Frankenwich is shown tied up] The Frankenwich is a second-rate failure too.
Karen: I wouldn't say that.
Plankton: Really?
Karen: I'd say it's a first-rate failure.
Plankton: [groans] [a tomato falls through him] [holding a remote control] No matter. [hops on top of a machine] I still have my mind-bending vending machine. The Bender Vender. [laughs]
[Plankton grabs a dollar and inserts it into the money slot. He presses some buttons on the vending machine to select an item. He laughs, and the cupcake he selected hands down from the display, not falling down.]
Plankton: What? [shaking vending machine] Come on, you stupid invention. [falls down, tipping over the vending machine] Work!
Karen: Yikes. [dodges the vending machine, which falls onto Plankton]
Plankton: [popping out with the cupcake] My mutant cream filling will transform those fool campers into mindless drones. First, I'll take over this camp and then go to college, get my bachelor's degree in world domination in science, and then take over the world! [laughs] [opens up a cage with an urchin and gives it the cupcake, which it starts eating] Yes, that's it. Eat, you fool. Eat! [urchin grows large] [laughs] Bow down before me, minion. [urchin chomps at him] Ouch! [urchin tosses him against the wall] Curses. There must be some simple way to world domination. Maybe an equation, a theory-- no, that's not it. Perhaps a code?
Karen: A secret formula?
Plankton: [leaning against an empty bottle] Secret formula? Pfft. Don't be ridiculous. [the bottle tips over, rolls, and crushes him]
[Bubble transition to campers zip-lining with a pool noodle in hand.]
Camper 1: Whoa, slap line fun time!
Camper 2: [uses her pool noodle to slap the other camper into the lake]
Sandy: [zip-lining] Yee-haw! [slaps camper into the lake] Hi-ya! [slaps another camper into the lake] Hi-ya! [slaps another camper into the lake] Hoo-yah!
SpongeBob: [zip-lines with Patrick, and pokes the pool noodle into Squidward's eye] Banzai!
Squidward: [with black eye] One at a time!
SpongeBob: [off-screen] Sorry, Mr. Tentacles. I love you.
Squidward: What?
Sandy: [zip-lining] Watch out, y'all. [twirling pool noodle] Here comes my bronco bustin' bulldogger!
SpongeBob: [zip-lining on the other end with Patrick] Ah!
[Sandy hits SpongeBob and Patrick, who both fall down into the lake]
SpongeBob: [off-screen] Nice one, Sandy.
Squidward: [blows whistle] All right, campers. Dinner time.
[Indistinct chatter amongst the campers takes place as Squidward takes them to dinner.]
SpongeBob: [hiding behind some grass with Patrick, pushes it aside] Dinner can wait. [tiptoeing with Patrick] Back to the slap line. [giggles]
French Narrator: [scene changes to the zipline at dusk] Many hours of funtime later...
SpongeBob and Patrick: [zip-lining at both ends] Whee! [hit each other]
SpongeBob: [stomach growls] Ooh. I'm getting pretty hungry.
Patrick: [slurps pool noodle] I could eat. [they both fall into the lake]
SpongeBob: [now knocking on the canteen, which has a closed sign] Hello? Mr. Plankton? We missed dinner.
Plankton: [opens the window slightly and gives SpongeBob two packets of mustard] Eh, here's some mustard. Now beat it. [slams window shut]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [slurp on mustard packets, walking away]
Plankton: [in laboratory] Karen, [points left] I'm going to pick up some take-out food.
Karen: What's wrong with the camp food?
Plankton: What, are you kidding. Stuff'll kill you. [puts on a flying machine and flies] Whoa. [turns off Karen and exits the canteen, chuckling]
Patrick: [grunting, his head pulsating] [spits out mustard packet] I have an idea. [pointing] Let's sneak in the canteen and grab some food.
SpongeBob: But isn't that against the rules?
Patrick: [puts arm around SpongeBob] You poor, naive sponge. [putting up finger] There is rules-rules, and then there's [puts finger on SpongeBob's stomach] stomach rules. [chuckles as he takes SpongeBob to the canteen]
SpongeBob: [trying to open up the canteen] [pointing] It's locked.
Patrick: [uses crowbar to lift up the window, and tosses it aside] [showing SpongeBob one of his camp badges] I have my breaking and entering merit badge. [they both backflip into the canteen]
[SpongeBob and Patrick try to find something to eat in the kitchen, but don't find anything.]
Patrick: Find anything good?
SpongeBob: [holding Kelpo can] Nope, just this empty can of Kelpo.
Patrick: That's weird. It wasn't empty when I found it. [burps]
SpongeBob: [accidentally presses the soap dispenser] There must be some snacks around here somewhere. [the kitchen sinks down]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh.
SpongeBob: A sunken kitchen. [they arrive in Plankton's lab] Ooh, there's even more kitchen down here.
Patrick: [waving at Mr. Krabs clone] Hey, Mr. Krabs. How's it going? [walks away and sees the Frankenwich] Ooh, look at you. [grabs the Frankenwich and tries to eat it, but it jumps away, getting mustard onto SpongeBob, who falls back and bumps into Karen, turning her back on]
SpongeBob: Oh, if we only knew where Plankton keeps the real food.
Karen: Greetings, young campers. [startles SpongeBob and Patrick] I can help you find some food.
Patrick: [gasps, pointing] SpongeBob, the roller skate is haunted.
SpongeBob: Oh, ghosts aren't real, Patrick. It's a [pointing] magic roller skate.
Karen: Here. [presses a button on a remote control, which raises the vending machine from under the ground, knocking SpongeBob and Patrick over]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [in awe] Wow.
Patrick: [clapping excitedly] That looks like food we can actually eat. [puts his face against the vending machine glass, and the cupcake Patrick gets doesn't fall down all the way] No! Why must I always be denied?
Karen: This is how Mr. Plankton does it. [rams into the machine, knocking it over, crushing SpongeBob and Patrick] Uh, guys?
[In a large pile of snacks, SpongeBob lifts up the vending machine and tosses it aside. He and Patrick gather most of the snacks and head off with them.]
SpongeBob: Thank you, magic roller skate.
Karen: I wonder if I should have told them about the side effects.
[Bubble transition back to SpongeBob and Patrick's cabin, where they are seen gobbling the snacks. They burp, then a magenta cloud of dust appears as they are turned into mutants.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [gasp and look at themselves] We're hideous. Yeah! [dancing] We're monsters, we're monsters, we're monsters.
Squidward: [opens bedroom door] Would you two be quiet? I am trying to sleep. [looks at SpongeBob and Patrick] What the-- oh, good. It's just a nightmare. [slams bedroom door shut]
[Cut back to Plankton's lab, where he returns eating a bowl of noodles.]
Plankton: Hey, what happened to my mutating snacks?
Karen: Oh, two adorable little campers dropped by and bought all of them.
Plankton: [spits out noodles, tosses box] I've got to find those campers before it's too late. Karen, lower the Plankto-scope.
Karen: The what?
Plankton: The periscope. I renamed it last Tuesday.
Karen: [presses a button to lower the Plankto-scope] Boop.
Plankton: [looks out the Plankto-scope and sees Kevin and Harvey walking by, then sees SpongeBob and Patrick, now as mutants, greeting two girl campers, who scream] [fearfully] Oh, if Krabs finds out I mutated his campers, I'll be fired and I'll never go to college!
[Bubble transition to Plankton jotting something down on a tiny notepad.]
Plankton: I created those dopes. [cut to him pouring chemicals into a test tube] Now I just need to make an anti-dope. [cut to him squirting a drop of chemical onto some sea urchins] Hee-hee. [the urchins grow larger] [whimpers]
[Plankton jots something down on the notepad again.]
Plankton: [pouring chemicals into a test tub again] Hmm... [squirts a drop of chemical onto the urchins again, making them grow even large] [yelps and screams as he lands on one of them]
[Growling, Plankton once again jots something onto a notepad, pours chemicals into a test tube, and squirts a drop of chemical onto the huge sea urchins, making them grow even larger]
Plankton: [off-screen] Ow!
[Cut to Plankton repeating the chemical making process once again, with the giant sea urchins surrounding him.]
Plankton: [with a dropper] One last chance. [squirts a drop of the chemical, leaving behind a magenta cloud, turning the sea urchins back to normal] Yes! I've actually created something that worked! [cries of joy, wipes tear]
[Bubble transition to Plankton sealing a container.]
Plankton: Yeah. [laughs as he puts on his flying machine] [pulls back a crossbow] Time to un-mutate some mutants. [laughs as he flies away]
[Some campers are sewing wallets together at a table. SpongeBob and Patrick stomp over to greet them.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hi, guys.
Camper: Huh?
Campers: [all scream and hide inside their wallets]
[Cut to some campers riding on seahorses, laughing. They go off-screen, and come back on-screen riding mutant SpongeBob and Patrick.]
Plankton: [flying, aims his crossbow] Simpleton spotted. [SpongeBob and Patrick ride along, causing dust to be formed, making Plankton cough and miss his shot]
[A sea bear is roaring at a little girl, and gets hit with the arrow, shrinking it down to a small size.]
Little girl: Huh? Aww! [hugs sea bear] Cute!
[Mutant SpongeBob and Patrick climb onto a diving board]
SpongeBob: [waving] Hi, Sandy.
Sandy: [on the other diving board] Hoo-wee, SpongeBob. [pointing] What happened to you? Y'all go prancing in a patch of poison kelp?
Patrick: [shouting] We're trying out a new look!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [zip-lining] Whoo-hoo! [SpongeBob hits Sandy with a pool noodle and send her flying in to the air]
Sandy: Ooh, doggy! [gives thumbs up] Nice noodling, SpongeBob.
Plankton: [aiming crossbow] I've got you now.
Sandy: [still flying] Flying squirrel at 12:00.
Plankton: Oh, no. [gets hit by Sandy and shoots in a different direction]
Sandy: Sorry.
Larry: [lifting a weight, then gets hit with the arrow and shrinks] [weight lands on him] Can somebody spot me, bro?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [on the zipline, bouncing] [break the line and drop into the lake below, screaming]
Plankton: [flying] Now where did those grotesque goons go?
[A wave hits the shoreline, and then another wave goes by, with SpongeBob and Patrick in it, laughing.]
Plankton: Aha! [aiming crossbow] Time to target those tushies. [shoots an arrow each into SpongeBob and Patrick, creating a magenta cloud and turning them back to normal]
Patrick: [rubbing back] Aw, we're not hideous anymore.
Plankton: [cut back to him flying into his lab] Ooh-oop! [lands, Karen takes his flying machine] You'll never believe it, Karen. Those nitwit campers are back to normal and Krabs never noticed a thing. [jumps onto Karen]
Karen: Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Plankton.
Plankton: [presses some buttons on Karen and rips out a piece of paper from her] This one's going in the win file. [laughs, jumps down]
Karen: Yay. [laughs]
Plankton: [pulls out an empty "WINS" folder from a file cabinet, and blows into it] [places the paper into the folder and puts it back in the cabinet] Uh-huh. [dancing] ♪ Victory dance! ♪ [gets gnawed on by a giant sea urchin, screams] Put me down, you fool!