Hey! welcome to my message wall! I’m Schofields!
Rules for my Message Wall
Never play the clarinet badly.
Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
Don’t stomp around. Sea bears take that as a challenge.
Don’t ever eat cubed cheese, eat sliced.
Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion, or clown shoes or a hoop skirt.
And never EVER! Screech like a chimpanzee!
Never complain about Whelk Attack or The Night Patty.
The things above will attract a sea bear.
Note: Remember to wear your sea rhinoceros undergarments! Oh and remember Be nice!