| "Hello, I'm Patrick. My name means 'toaster' in Celtic!"
Don't say dumb/random things on my wall unless it's an inside joke that I'm aware of, or you want me to be aware of.
| "I guess we won't be... IN-SECTING YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW!!"
No bad puns.
| "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
Don't message me if I don't know you, unless if you want to be my friend. No asking for personal info.
| "Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?"
If I tell you you're breaking any of my rules, don't be rude.
| Leave the drama
Leave the drama in your little fantasy land. We don't need it in ours.