| Leave the drama
Leave the drama in your little fantasy land. We don't need it in ours.
| "Breaking the rules, eh?"
Don't break any ESB rules.
| "HOW DARE YOU REJECT MY ACT OF KINDNESS!"
Don't yell or use caps because you're angry.
| "If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch… Things are gonna get C r A z Y !"
Don't spam. Spamming e is fine.
| "Do I know you?"
Don't talk to me if I don't recognize you unless you want to be my friend.
| "Krabs is a (dolphin chirp)"