Hello everyone. You can message me about anything as long as you follow these four rules:
| Everybody’s got a secret SpongeBob!
Do not ask me for personal information.
| Well, that makes about as much sense as a snake with no slither.
Do not ask me questions I will not be able to answer.
| Now get out there, and bring me a juicy one!
Do not demand anything from me or post anything in an angry way.
| Leave the drama!
Leave the drama in your little land. I don't need it in mine.