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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Narrator|The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. ''[we see a long line to the Krusty Krab]'' In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration.}}
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{{L|Narrator|The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration.}}
 
 
{{L|Frank|Will you hurry up?}}
 
{{L|Frank|Will you hurry up?}}
{{L|Narrator|A call that would normally be answered by Bikini Bottom's semi-retired champions. ''[If]'' they weren't the ones causing the problem.}}
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{{L|Narrator|A call that would normally be answered by Bikini Bottom's semi-retired champions... ''if'' they weren't the ones causing the problem.}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|Let's see...I wanna, no. I wanna, uh, no, uh, hmmm...}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|Let's see... I want a... no. ''[Shows a brief shot of Krusty Krab Menu]'' I want a... ''[camera returns to Mermaid Man]'' uh, no, uh, hmm...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Sir, will you please order already? You're holding up the line!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Sir, will you please order already? You're holding up the line!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering in Mermaid Man's ear]'' Psst. Hey, Mermaid Man, get a Krabby Patty.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering in Mermaid Man's ear]'' Psst. Hey, Mermaid Man, get a Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|I've made my decision.}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|I've made my decision!}}
{{L|Line of Customers|Hooray!}}
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{{L|Line of customers|Hooray!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|One Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|One Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.}}
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Now, wait just a darn minute.}}
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{{L|Barnacle Boy|Now, wait just a darn minute!}}
{{L|Line of Customers|Awww!}}
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{{L|Line of customers|Awww!}}
{{L|Barnacle Boy|I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty. I want an adult size Krabby Patty.}}
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{{L|Barnacle Boy|I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty! I want an adult size Krabby Patty!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never finish it.}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never finish it.}}
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Don't you see what you're doing. You're treating me like a child.}}
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{{L|Barnacle Boy|Don't you see what you're doing? You're treating me like a child!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The boys eyes are bigger than his stomach. ''[laughs]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|The boy’s eyes are bigger than his stomach. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Barnacle Boy|And that's another thing, I'm not a boy! I'm so old I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles in my liver spots. ''[shows a hair popping out]''}}
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{{L|Barnacle Boy|And that's another thing, I'm not a boy! I'm so old I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles on my liver spots. ''[shows a hair popping out]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[snickering]'' One Pipsqueak patty and your bib and highchair.}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[snickering]'' One Pipsqueak patty ''[close up of the patty]'' and your bib and highchair.}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Boy|I'm 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Boy|I'm 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Feed this, old man! ''[slaps the Krabby Patty out of Mermaid Man's hand]''}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Feed this, old man! ''[slaps the Krabby Patty out of Mermaid Man's hand]''}}
{{L|All except MM and BB| Ooooooooh.}}
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{{L|All except MM and BB|Oooooh!}}
{{L|Barnacle Boy|I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra! From now on, I want to be called Barnacle Man! And, I'm through protecting citizens that don't respect me!}}
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{{L|Barnacle Boy|I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra! From now on, I want to be called Barnacle Man! And, I'm through with protecting citizens that don't respect me!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I respect you, Barnacle Man!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I respect you, Barnacle Man!}}
{{L|Barnacle Man|That's Barnacle Boy, I mean, man! I... Ohh...forget it, people. If you're not going to give me the respect I want as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is...evil.}}
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{{L|Barnacle Man|That's Barnacle Boy, I mean, Man! I... Ohh... forget you people. I say if you're not going to give me any respect as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is... evil!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Evil??}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Evil?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, & Sandy|Evil?? ''[Mr. Krabs slaps MM]''}}
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{{L|Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy & Patrick|Evil? ''[Mermaid Man does nothing but smile, so Mr. Krabs slaps him.]''}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|EVIL!!!}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|Evil!}}
{{L|Barnacle Man|I am crossing over...to the dark side! ''[points to dark side of Krusty Krab]''}}
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{{L|Barnacle Man|I'm crossing over... to the dark side! ''[points to dark side of Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why should I waste money lighting the whole store? ''[villain car comes in]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why should I waste money lighting the whole store? ''[villain car comes in, shows brief shot of License Plate (MEAN 2 U), then the window opens revealing Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble in the car.]''}}
 
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Did someone say evil?}}
 
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Did someone say evil?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Holy oil spill! It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch enemies: ManRay and The Dirty Bubble! ''[BB gets in villain car]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Holy oil spill! It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch enemies: Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble! ''[BB gets in villain car]''}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Nighty night, you old goat!}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Nighty night, you old goat!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Nighty-night! ''[to Squidward]'' Will you tuck me in?}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Nighty-night! ''[to Squidward]'' Will you tuck me in?}}
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives for this news report. ManRay, The Dirty Bubble, and now, playing for the dark side, Barnacle Boy...}}
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{{L|Realistic Fish Head|We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives for this news report. ''[Man Ray zaps a building]'' Man Ray, ''[Dirty Bubble grabs a local bank while snickering]'' the Dirty Bubble, and now, playing for the dark side, Barnacle Boy...}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Barnacle Man!}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Barnacle Man!}}
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|...have been committing a series of crimes in Bikini Bottom. ''[shows ManRay, The Dirty Bubble, and Barnacle Man ding-dong-ditching]''}}
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{{L|Realistic Fish Head|...have been committing a series of crimes throughout Bikini Bottom. ''[shows Man Ray, the Dirty Bubble, and Barnacle Man ding-dong-ditching]''}}
{{L|Barnacle Man|Shh!}}
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{{L|Barnacle Man|Shhhh! ''[rings the doorbell and run off, while laughing]''}}
{{L|Citizen|''[opens door]'' I'll get you crazy kids.}}
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{{L|Senior Citizen|''[opens door]'' I'll get you crazy kids!}}
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|These three have named their new alliance: Every Villain Is Lemons, also known as E.V.I.L.! What can we do? When will this crime wave end? How will we defeat the evil? Why am I asking ''[you]'' all these questions? Mermaid Man, where are you? ''[Mr. Krabs slaps MM again]''}}
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{{L|Realistic Fish Head|These three have named their new alliance: Every Villain Is Lemons, otherwise known as E.V.I.L.! What can we do? When will this crime wave end? How will we defeat the evil? Why am I asking ''you'' all these questions? Mermaid Man, where are you? ''[Mermaid Man does nothing but smile again, so Mr. Krabs slaps him again]''}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|Huh? I'm right here! Don't worry, good citizens! Nothing will stop me from defeating the E.V.I.L.! Nothing! ''[ice cream truck sounds]'' Ice cream? I love ice cream! A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles. Mmm. ''[MM takes a bite but explodes then E.V.I.L. is shown as ice cream men]'' It goes right through me every time.}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|Huh? I'm right here! Don't worry, good citizens! Nothing will stop me from defeating the E.V.I.L.! ''[runs outside]'' Nothing! ''[ice cream truck sounds]'' Ice cream? I love ice cream! A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles. ''[he receives an ice cream with a lit fuse]'' Mmmm. ''[MM licks it and takes a big bite but explodes, "KA-BRAN!" appears, leaving a hole in his stomach]'' Goes right through me every time.}}
{{L|Barnacle Man|You might as well give up, Mermaid Man, because there are three of us and only one of you. You don't stand a chance.}}
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{{L|Barnacle Man|''[E.V.I.L. is shown as ice cream men]'' You might as well give up, Mermaid Man, because there are three of us and only one of you. You don't stand a chance. ''[drives off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you okay, Mermaid Man? Oh, how are you going to beat those three guys all by yourself?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs to Mermaid Man with Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward]'' Are you okay, Mermaid Man? Oh, how are you going to beat those three guys all by yourself?}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|You're right. I give up.}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|You're right. ''[sits down]'' I give up.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You can't give up. What if we help you?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You can't give up. What if we help you?}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|No, no, that's a terrible idea. But what if you help me?}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|No, no, that's a terrible idea. But what if you help me?}}
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{{L|Patrick|I do!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I do!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I don't.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I don't.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, yes, you do. No world means no money! Now go save the world or you're fired!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[confronts Squidward]'' Oh, yes, you do! No world means no money! Now, go save the world, or you're fired! ''[runs back to the Krusty Krab; Squidward grumbles]''}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|Then it's settled! To the Mermalair!}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|Then it's settled! To the Mermalair! ''[Transition to the Mermalair]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! The Mermalair!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! The Mermalair!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! The I.J.L.S.A. were the most heroic heroes ever! And you had the best lunch box, too.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! The I.J.L.S.A. were the most heroic heroes ever! And you had the best lunch box, too.}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours.}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours!}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Wow! I didn't think super powers worked that way.}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Wow! I didn't think super powers worked that way.}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I can think of three good reasons.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I can think of three good reasons.}}
{{L|Narrator|''[Spongebob is running at lightning fast speed in his costume]'' The Quickster...with the ability to run really...quick!}}
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{{L|Narrator|''[SpongeBob is running at lightning fast speed in his costume]'' The Quickster...with the uncanny ability to run really...quick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Want to see me run to that mountain and back? ''[doesn't move]'' Want to see me do it again?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Want to see me run to that mountain and back? ''[doesn't move]'' You want to see me do it again?}}
 
{{L|Narrator|''[Squidward is wearing his costume]'' Captain Magma...get him angry and he's bound to erupt!}}
 
{{L|Narrator|''[Squidward is wearing his costume]'' Captain Magma...get him angry and he's bound to erupt!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Krakatoa! ''[lava shoots out, licks his hand, then puts his thumb on his rear, while making a sizzling sound]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Krakatoa! ''[lava shoots out, licks his hand, then puts his thumb on his rear, while making a sizzling sound]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Does this outfit make me look fat?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Does this outfit make me look fat?}}
 
{{L|Narrator|The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! A subsidiary of Viacom.}}
 
{{L|Narrator|The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! A subsidiary of Viacom.}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|So, it's settled then. We'll get one cheese pizza, one with pepperoni and mushrooms, and one with olives.}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|So, it's agreed. We'll get one cheese pizza, one with pepperoni and mushrooms, and one with olives.}}
 
{{L|Chief|Super Acquaintances, we need your help.}}
 
{{L|Chief|Super Acquaintances, we need your help.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Holy halibut! it's the chief!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Holy halibut! It's the chief!}}
 
{{L|Chief|Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am! More importantly, we've found information on the whereabouts of E.V.I.L.}}
 
{{L|Chief|Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am! More importantly, we've found information on the whereabouts of E.V.I.L.}}
{{L|Patrick|The whose abouts of what?}}
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{{L|Patrick|The whose-abouts of what?}}
{{L|Sandy|You just tell us where they are, Chief, and we'll hog-tie 'em faster than you can say "Salsa Verde".}}
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{{L|Sandy|You just tell us where they are, Chief, and we'll hog-tie 'em faster than you can say "Salsa Verde."}}
{{L|Chief|Our sources last found E.V.I.L. harassing teenagers up at "Make Out Reef". You know, Make-Out Reef? ''[makes out with himself]'' Whoo hoo hoo!}}
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{{L|Chief|Our sources last found E.V.I.L. harassing teenagers up at "Make-Out Reef." You know, Make-Out Reef? ''[makes out with himself]'' Whoo hoo hoo!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Flopping flounder, Mermaid Man, Make-Out Reef!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Flopping flounder, Mermaid Man, Make-Out Reef!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Ah, Make-Out Reef. Good times, good times.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Ah, Make-Out Reef. Good times, good times.}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|To Make-Out Reef, away!}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|To Make-Out Reef, ''[chair falls backwards]'' away!}}
{{L|Patrick|Does this mean we're not getting pizza?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Does this mean we're not getting pizza? ''[scene cuts to Make-Out Reef at night]''}}
 
{{L|John & Nancy|Stop, please!}}
 
{{L|John & Nancy|Stop, please!}}
 
{{L|E.V.I.L.|John and Nancy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!}}
 
{{L|E.V.I.L.|John and Nancy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!}}
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Oh! Shine the flashlight in that car, ManRay!}}
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{{L|Dirty Bubble|Oh! ''[points at a car]'' Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!}}
{{L|ManRay|Haha, with pleasure! ''[shines on a guy making out with a pillow]''}}
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{{L|Man Ray|Haha, with pleasure! ''[shines on a guy making out with a pillow]''}}
{{L|Sandals|Hey man, that's not cool.}}
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{{L|Sandals|Hey man, that's not cool. ''[E.V.I.L. snickers until Mermaid Man appears]''}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Leave those young lovers alone!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Leave those young lovers alone!}}
{{L|ManRay|Well if it isn't Milk Maid Man! You've saved us the trouble of tracking you down!}}
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{{L|Man Ray|Well, if it isn't Milk Maid Man! You've saved us the trouble of tracking you down!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|You fiends can't win! You're outnumbered!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|You fiends can't win! You're outnumbered!}}
{{L|ManRay|You senile bag of fish paste! There are three of us and only one of you!}}
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{{L|Man Ray|You senile bag of fish paste! There are three of us and only one of you!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs up at super fast speed from behind and stops next to Mermaidman]'' Make that two!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs up at super fast speed from behind and stops next to Mermaid Man]'' Make that two!}}
{{L|ManRay|The Quickster!}}
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{{L|Man Ray|The Quickster!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[blasts up and flies like a rocket over the villains and joins the two heroes]'' Three!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[blasts up and flies like a rocket over the villains and joins the two heroes]'' Three!}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Captain Magma!}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Captain Magma!}}
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{{L|E.V.I.L.|M-M-Miss Appear!}}
 
{{L|E.V.I.L.|M-M-Miss Appear!}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|And me makes ten, I think.}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|And me makes ten, I think.}}
{{L|ManRay|Uh-oh}}
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{{L|Man Ray|Uh-oh.}}
 
{{L|Dirty Bubble|I don't have a good feeling about this.}}
 
{{L|Dirty Bubble|I don't have a good feeling about this.}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Oh, there goes our toy deal.}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Oh, there goes our toy deal.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Krakatoa! ''[lava shoots out onto The Quickster]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Krakatoa! ''[lava shoots out onto The Quickster]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Ah! Ah! Get it off! ''[starts running in a circle fast]'' Get it off! Get it Off! Get it off! Get it off!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Ah! Ah! Get it off! ''[starts running in a circle fast]'' Get it off! Get it Off! Get it off! Get it off!}}
{{L|Patrick|I'll save you, Quickster, ahh! ''[stretches his arms to try and save Quickster but ends up getting caught, and flies out with his arms overstretched]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I'll save you, Quickster! ''[stretches his arms to try and save Quickster, but ends up getting caught, and flies out with his arms overstretched. The villains look at each other in confusion]''}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls! ''[creates a waterball with his hands and concentrates, but throws it at Captain Magma]''}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls! ''[creates a water ball with his hands and concentrates, but targets Captain Magma instead]'' Aha!}}
{{L|Squidward|No, no, I'm NOT the Quickster! I'm Captain Magma! ''[gets hit. coughs and turns to ash]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Huh?! No, no, no, I'm not the Quickster! I'm Captain Mag... ''[gets hit by the water ball]'' ma... ''[coughs, then melts to pile of ash]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Well, I guess it's up to me!''[turns invisible and only her footprints show in the ground]'' I'll sneak over...unseen...and catch them by surprise. ''[a boat hits her, sending her off the cliff, while still invisible]'' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Boom!}}
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{{L|Sandy|Well, I guess it's up to me! ''[turns invisible and only her footprints show in the ground]'' I'll sneak over...unseen...and catch them by surprise. ''[a boat hits her, sending her through the sign and to the cliff, while still invisible]'' ''[screams and land on the ground]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Get it off! Get it off! ''[eventually stops, but only shown as shoes]'' Whew...I'm glad that's over!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Get it off! Get it off! ''[eventually stops, but only shown as shoes]'' Whew...glad that's over!}}
{{L|''[villains look at fallen heroes and Mermaid Man falls backward]''}}
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{{L|''[villains look at fallen heroes and Mermaid Man falls backwards]''}}
{{L|Barnacle Man|We did it, we won! This day belongs to E.V.I.L.! You've lost Mermaid Man, and the superhero and super-villain rules say you have to give in to my demands.}}
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{{L|Barnacle Man|We did it, we won! This day belongs to E.V.I.L.! ''[approaches the fallen Mermaid Man]'' You've lost Mermaid Man, and the superhero and super-villain rules say you have to give in to my demands.}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Okay, what do you want?}}
 
{{L|Mermaid Man|Okay, what do you want?}}
{{L|ManRay|World domination! Tell him we want world domination!}}
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{{L|Man Ray|World domination! Tell him we want world domination!}}
 
{{L|Dirty Bubble|And make him eat dirt! Hahaha! ''[Man Ray stares at him]'' In addition to the...domination thing.}}
 
{{L|Dirty Bubble|And make him eat dirt! Hahaha! ''[Man Ray stares at him]'' In addition to the...domination thing.}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Number one, I want to be treated like a superhero, not a sidekick. Number two, I want to be called Barnacle Man. And number three...}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|Number one, I want to be treated like a superhero, not a sidekick. Number two, I want to be called Barnacle Man. And number three...}}
{{L|ManRay|Come on, world domination!}}
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{{L|Man Ray|Come on, world domination!}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.}}
 
{{L|Barnacle Man|I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?}}
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{{L|Dirty Bubble|''[he and Man Ray are shocked]'' Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?}}
{{L|Barnacle Man|Need a hand, superpal? ''[both start to get tears in their eyes as they grab and shake hands]''}}
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{{L|Barnacle Man|Need a hand, superpal? ''[both start to get tears in their eyes as they grab and shake hands. "FRIEND!" appears]''}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle. Let's go get you that Krabby Patty!}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle. Let's go get you that Krabby Patty! ''[leaves with Barnacle Boy]'' }}
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{{L|Man Ray|Was that it? ''[groans in disgust]'' That's sickening!}}
{{L|ManRay|Was that it? Oh, that's sickening.}}{{L|Dirty Bubble|Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with the killer shrimp. Oh, they had these papaya drinks...}}
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{{L|Dirty Bubble|Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with the Killer Shrimp. Oh, they had these papaya drinks that were to die for!}}
{{L|ManRay|Oh, Neptune, shut up!}}
 
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{{L|Man Ray|''[while Dirty Bubble is talking]'' Oh, Neptune, shut up! ''[at the Krusty Krab. Barnacle Boy is eating an adult-sized Krabby Patty]''}}
{{L|Mermaid Man|How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you, Barnacle Man?}}
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{{L|Mermaid Man|How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you, Barnacle ''[winks]'' Man?}}
{{L|Barnacle Man|Actually, it's pretty big. I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing. ''[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy laugh, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward come in, all injured and laughing, the guy at make-out reef who was kissing the pillow is laughing, Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble are in jail, laughing, and the chief is making out with himself, he turns around and laughs hysterically]''}}
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{{L|Barnacle Man|Actually, it's pretty big. I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing. ''[Mermaid Man laughs, then Barnacle Boy laughs, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward come in, all injured and laughing, the guy at make-out reef who was kissing the pillow is laughing, Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble are in jail, laughing, and the chief is making out with himself, he turns around and laughs hysterically.]''}}
[[Category:Episode transcripts]]
 

Revision as of 19:33, 9 April 2020

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" from season 3, which aired on June 1, 2002.

  • Narrator: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. [we see a long line to the Krusty Krab] In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration.
  • Frank: Will you hurry up?
  • Narrator: A call that would normally be answered by Bikini Bottom's semi-retired champions... if they weren't the ones causing the problem.
  • Mermaid Man: Let's see... I want a... no. [Shows a brief shot of Krusty Krab Menu] I want a... [camera returns to Mermaid Man] uh, no, uh, hmm...
  • Squidward: Sir, will you please order already? You're holding up the line!
  • SpongeBob: [whispering in Mermaid Man's ear] Psst. Hey, Mermaid Man, get a Krabby Patty.
  • Mermaid Man: I've made my decision!
  • Line of customers: Hooray!
  • Mermaid Man: One Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.
  • Barnacle Boy: Now, wait just a darn minute!
  • Line of customers: Awww!
  • Barnacle Boy: I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty! I want an adult size Krabby Patty!
  • Mermaid Man: The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never finish it.
  • Barnacle Boy: Don't you see what you're doing? You're treating me like a child!
  • Mr. Krabs: The boy’s eyes are bigger than his stomach. [laughs]
  • Barnacle Boy: And that's another thing, I'm not a boy! I'm so old I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles on my liver spots. [shows a hair popping out]
  • Squidward: [snickering] One Pipsqueak patty [close up of the patty] and your bib and highchair.
  • Barnacle Boy: I'm 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!
  • Mermaid Man: Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?
  • Barnacle Boy: Feed this, old man! [slaps the Krabby Patty out of Mermaid Man's hand]
  • All except MM and BB: Oooooh!
  • Barnacle Boy: I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra! From now on, I want to be called Barnacle Man! And, I'm through with protecting citizens that don't respect me!
  • SpongeBob: I respect you, Barnacle Man!
  • Barnacle Man: That's Barnacle Boy, I mean, Man! I... Ohh... forget you people. I say if you're not going to give me any respect as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is... evil!
  • SpongeBob: Evil?
  • Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy & Patrick: Evil? [Mermaid Man does nothing but smile, so Mr. Krabs slaps him.]
  • Mermaid Man: Evil!
  • Barnacle Man: I'm crossing over... to the dark side! [points to dark side of Krusty Krab]
  • Mr. Krabs: Why should I waste money lighting the whole store? [villain car comes in, shows brief shot of License Plate (MEAN 2 U), then the window opens revealing Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble in the car.]
  • Dirty Bubble: Did someone say evil?
  • SpongeBob: Holy oil spill! It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch enemies: Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble! [BB gets in villain car]
  • Barnacle Man: Nighty night, you old goat!
  • Mermaid Man: Nighty-night! [to Squidward] Will you tuck me in?
  • Realistic Fish Head: We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives for this news report. [Man Ray zaps a building] Man Ray, [Dirty Bubble grabs a local bank while snickering] the Dirty Bubble, and now, playing for the dark side, Barnacle Boy...
  • Barnacle Man: Barnacle Man!
  • Realistic Fish Head: ...have been committing a series of crimes throughout Bikini Bottom. [shows Man Ray, the Dirty Bubble, and Barnacle Man ding-dong-ditching]
  • Barnacle Man: Shhhh! [rings the doorbell and run off, while laughing]
  • Senior Citizen: [opens door] I'll get you crazy kids!
  • Realistic Fish Head: These three have named their new alliance: Every Villain Is Lemons, otherwise known as E.V.I.L.! What can we do? When will this crime wave end? How will we defeat the evil? Why am I asking you all these questions? Mermaid Man, where are you? [Mermaid Man does nothing but smile again, so Mr. Krabs slaps him again]
  • Mermaid Man: Huh? I'm right here! Don't worry, good citizens! Nothing will stop me from defeating the E.V.I.L.! [runs outside] Nothing! [ice cream truck sounds] Ice cream? I love ice cream! A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles. [he receives an ice cream with a lit fuse] Mmmm. [MM licks it and takes a big bite but explodes, "KA-BRAN!" appears, leaving a hole in his stomach] Goes right through me every time.
  • Barnacle Man: [E.V.I.L. is shown as ice cream men] You might as well give up, Mermaid Man, because there are three of us and only one of you. You don't stand a chance. [drives off]
  • SpongeBob: [runs to Mermaid Man with Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward] Are you okay, Mermaid Man? Oh, how are you going to beat those three guys all by yourself?
  • Mermaid Man: You're right. [sits down] I give up.
  • SpongeBob: You can't give up. What if we help you?
  • Mermaid Man: No, no, that's a terrible idea. But what if you help me?
  • SpongeBob: Okay!
  • Mermaid Man: Who wants to save the world?
  • SpongeBob: I do!
  • Sandy: I do!
  • Patrick: I do!
  • Squidward: I don't.
  • Mr. Krabs: [confronts Squidward] Oh, yes, you do! No world means no money! Now, go save the world, or you're fired! [runs back to the Krusty Krab; Squidward grumbles]
  • Mermaid Man: Then it's settled! To the Mermalair! [Transition to the Mermalair]
  • SpongeBob: Wow! The Mermalair!
  • Mermaid Man: These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!
  • SpongeBob: Wow! The I.J.L.S.A. were the most heroic heroes ever! And you had the best lunch box, too.
  • Mermaid Man: Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours!
  • Sandy: Wow! I didn't think super powers worked that way.
  • Mermaid Man: Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?
  • Squidward: I can think of three good reasons.
  • Narrator: [SpongeBob is running at lightning fast speed in his costume] The Quickster...with the uncanny ability to run really...quick!
  • SpongeBob: Want to see me run to that mountain and back? [doesn't move] You want to see me do it again?
  • Narrator: [Squidward is wearing his costume] Captain Magma...get him angry and he's bound to erupt!
  • Squidward: Krakatoa! [lava shoots out, licks his hand, then puts his thumb on his rear, while making a sizzling sound]
  • Narrator: The Elastic Waistband...able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms! [Patrick, in his costume, stretches his whole body really long]
  • Patrick: I can finally touch my toes! [stretches his toes over the back of his body and to his hands]
  • Narrator: And Miss Appear...now you see her... [Sandy disappears in her costume] ...now you don't.
  • Sandy: Does this outfit make me look fat?
  • Narrator: The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! A subsidiary of Viacom.
  • Mermaid Man: So, it's agreed. We'll get one cheese pizza, one with pepperoni and mushrooms, and one with olives.
  • Chief: Super Acquaintances, we need your help.
  • SpongeBob: Holy halibut! It's the chief!
  • Chief: Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am! More importantly, we've found information on the whereabouts of E.V.I.L.
  • Patrick: The whose-abouts of what?
  • Sandy: You just tell us where they are, Chief, and we'll hog-tie 'em faster than you can say "Salsa Verde."
  • Chief: Our sources last found E.V.I.L. harassing teenagers up at "Make-Out Reef." You know, Make-Out Reef? [makes out with himself] Whoo hoo hoo!
  • SpongeBob: Flopping flounder, Mermaid Man, Make-Out Reef!
  • Mermaid Man: Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!
  • Squidward: Ah, Make-Out Reef. Good times, good times.
  • Mermaid Man: To Make-Out Reef, [chair falls backwards] away!
  • Patrick: Does this mean we're not getting pizza? [scene cuts to Make-Out Reef at night]
  • John & Nancy: Stop, please!
  • E.V.I.L.: John and Nancy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
  • Dirty Bubble: Oh! [points at a car] Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!
  • Man Ray: Haha, with pleasure! [shines on a guy making out with a pillow]
  • Sandals: Hey man, that's not cool. [E.V.I.L. snickers until Mermaid Man appears]
  • Mermaid Man: Leave those young lovers alone!
  • Man Ray: Well, if it isn't Milk Maid Man! You've saved us the trouble of tracking you down!
  • Mermaid Man: You fiends can't win! You're outnumbered!
  • Man Ray: You senile bag of fish paste! There are three of us and only one of you!
  • SpongeBob: [runs up at super fast speed from behind and stops next to Mermaid Man] Make that two!
  • Man Ray: The Quickster!
  • Squidward: [blasts up and flies like a rocket over the villains and joins the two heroes] Three!
  • Barnacle Man: Captain Magma!
  • Patrick: [stretches far from behind and joins the three heroes] Four!
  • Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband!
  • Sandy: [appears next to the group of heroes] Five!
  • E.V.I.L.: M-M-Miss Appear!
  • Mermaid Man: And me makes ten, I think.
  • Man Ray: Uh-oh.
  • Dirty Bubble: I don't have a good feeling about this.
  • Barnacle Man: Oh, there goes our toy deal.
  • Mermaid Man: Super Acquaintances, attack!
  • Barnacle Man: Oh no, please, mercy!
  • Squidward: Krakatoa! [lava shoots out onto The Quickster]
  • SpongeBob: Ah! Ah! Ah! Get it off! [starts running in a circle fast] Get it off! Get it Off! Get it off! Get it off!
  • Patrick: I'll save you, Quickster! [stretches his arms to try and save Quickster, but ends up getting caught, and flies out with his arms overstretched. The villains look at each other in confusion]
  • Mermaid Man: I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls! [creates a water ball with his hands and concentrates, but targets Captain Magma instead] Aha!
  • Squidward: Huh?! No, no, no, I'm not the Quickster! I'm Captain Mag... [gets hit by the water ball] ma... [coughs, then melts to pile of ash]
  • Sandy: Well, I guess it's up to me! [turns invisible and only her footprints show in the ground] I'll sneak over...unseen...and catch them by surprise. [a boat hits her, sending her through the sign and to the cliff, while still invisible] [screams and land on the ground]
  • SpongeBob: Get it off! Get it off! [eventually stops, but only shown as shoes] Whew...glad that's over!
  • [villains look at fallen heroes and Mermaid Man falls backwards]
  • Barnacle Man: We did it, we won! This day belongs to E.V.I.L.! [approaches the fallen Mermaid Man] You've lost Mermaid Man, and the superhero and super-villain rules say you have to give in to my demands.
  • Mermaid Man: Okay, what do you want?
  • Man Ray: World domination! Tell him we want world domination!
  • Dirty Bubble: And make him eat dirt! Hahaha! [Man Ray stares at him] In addition to the...domination thing.
  • Barnacle Man: Number one, I want to be treated like a superhero, not a sidekick. Number two, I want to be called Barnacle Man. And number three...
  • Man Ray: Come on, world domination!
  • Barnacle Man: I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.
  • Dirty Bubble: [he and Man Ray are shocked] Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?
  • Barnacle Man: Need a hand, superpal? [both start to get tears in their eyes as they grab and shake hands. "FRIEND!" appears]
  • Mermaid Man: Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle. Let's go get you that Krabby Patty! [leaves with Barnacle Boy]
  • Man Ray: Was that it? [groans in disgust] That's sickening!
  • Dirty Bubble: Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with the Killer Shrimp. Oh, they had these papaya drinks that were to die for!
  • Man Ray: [while Dirty Bubble is talking] Oh, Neptune, shut up! [at the Krusty Krab. Barnacle Boy is eating an adult-sized Krabby Patty]
  • Mermaid Man: How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you, Barnacle [winks] Man?
  • Barnacle Man: Actually, it's pretty big. I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing. [Mermaid Man laughs, then Barnacle Boy laughs, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward come in, all injured and laughing, the guy at make-out reef who was kissing the pillow is laughing, Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble are in jail, laughing, and the chief is making out with himself, he turns around and laughs hysterically.]