"Melodramatic Moments" was composed by Michael Bolger and Nicolas Carr. The piece features several angry and sad cues being played on an accordion. There is a version with an additional harpsichord named "Chumbucket Horror."
Usage[]
Melodramatic Moments[]
Part 1[]
- 138a. "The Play's the Thing" - "No ketchup! That's terrible!"
- 298a. "Momageddon" - "You see, there is love here."
Part 2[]
- 138a. "The Play's the Thing" - "Would any of you want this job?" (last two notes only)
- 172a. "Face Freeze!" - Mr. Krabs catches SpongeBob and his frozen face. (low-pitched -1½)
- 180a. "Patrick-Man!" - "What?!"
- 186a. "Safe Deposit Krabs" - "I miss her, why isn't she..."
- 193a. "Sanctuary!" - "Squidward, have you lost your ever-lovin' mind?"
- 207b. "House Worming" - Mr. Krabs reads Prickles' legal claim.
- 230b. "Bottle Burglars" - "I put it right here in this circular file cabinet!"
- 261a. "Lighthouse Louie" - "Attention loyal customers!"
Part 3[]
- 138a. "The Play's the Thing" - "And now we come to the worst part of my job..."
- 146b. "Earworm" - SpongeBob struggles to not sing the Musical Doodle. (low-pitched -1½)
- 150a. "Krusty Dogs" - "Those weiners have got to go!" (low-pitched -1½)
- 153a. "Accidents Will Happen" - "No!" (low-pitched -2)
- 171a. "Karen 2.0" - Karen and Karen 2 have an argument. (low-pitched -1½)
- 181b. "Squid Baby" - "Mr. Squidward!"
- 182a. "Little Yellow Book" - SpongeBob runs into the kitchen with his spatula. (low-pitched -1½)
- 193b. "What's Eating Patrick?" - No takers for McNulty challenge.
- 223a. "Sanitation Insanity" - "Knock it off!"; Squidward dumps trash on Krabs.
- 230b. "Bottle Burglars" - SpongeBob notices the formula's gone.
- 240a. "Bubbletown" - "What's going on here!?"; "Well!?"
- 258a. "Boss for a Day" - Nurse takes Mr. Krabs to the Krusty Krab.
- 259b. "My Two Krabses" - Mr. Krabs sees Mrs. Puff's house empty.
- 269b. "Squidward's Sick Daze" - Krabs is suspicious of Squidward / Krabs tells Squidward he'll take care of everything; "...Krabs and gets away with it!"
- 276a. "Say Awww!" - "Those don't sound like 'I'm spending money' screams!"
- 281a. "Salty Sponge" - SpongeBob screams.
- 287a. "Friendiversary" - "To keep Plankton from scanning me mind, SpongeBob is the only one who knows the combination to the secret formula safe!"
- 298a. "Momageddon" - "You don't want to break us up, do you?"
Part 4[]
- 142a. "Trenchbillies" - Mr. Krabs nervously welcomes the hillbillies to the Krusty Krab. (low-pitched -1½)
- 172a. "Face Freeze!" - "What's going on back here?!"
- 173a. "Squiditis" - "Well, SpongeBob, I think you're probably right." (low-pitched -1½)
- 174b. "For Here or to Go" - SpongeBob cries hardly.
- 176a. "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!" - "SpongeBob, where have you been?!" (low-pitched -2)
- 188b. "Yeti Krabs" - Mr. Krabs' face turns purple.
- 193b. "What's Eating Patrick?" - "I smell mutiny."
- 207b. "House Worming" - "Oh! That's the last straw!"
- 214b. "Out of the Picture" - "I have done everything I could to get you away from here safely..."
- 231b. "Ink Lemonade" - "The Krusty Krab? How'd I wind up here?"
- 238b. "Karen's Virus" - "I need you to control your wife. Er, computer, or whatever."
- 240a. "Bubbletown" - Mr. Krabs notices a long line of hungry customers.
- 260a. "Knock Knock, Who's There?" - "I told you not to open the door... for anyone!"
- 275b. "Upturn Girls" - "Pearl, what's the deal with all these charges at Upturn's?"
Part 5[]
- 150a. "Krusty Dogs" - "...my spatula?" (low-pitched -1)
- 170a. "Free Samples" - Mr. Krabs cries / "We simply give Krabby Patties away for fr..."
- 173a. "Squiditis" - "Mr. Krabs, you have to believe me!" (low-pitched -1½)
- 174b. "For Here or to Go" - SpongeBob sadly enters the kitchen. (high-pitched +1)
- 176a. "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!" - "It's the guy in red." (low-pitched -2)
- 193b. "What's Eating Patrick?" - Patrick agrees to do the contest.
- 199b. "Lame and Fortune" - "Just how true are these cookie fortunes, SpongeBob?" (high-pitched +1)
- 238b. "Karen's Virus" - Mr. Krabs takes his cash register from Karen. (high-pitched +1)
- 262b. "The Hankering" - SpongeBob, Squidward and the customers get pushed out of the Krusty Krab. (low-pitched -4)
- 269b. "Squidward's Sick Daze" - Squidward tells Mr. Krabs he is sick.
- 294b. "Buff for Puff" - "I'm telling you, boy-o."; "No, she loved Larry's muscles."
Part 6[]
- 153a. "Accidents Will Happen" - "You... faker!" (low-pitched -1½)
- 171a. "Karen 2.0" - "Careful, Mr. Krabs, this still could be a ruse." (low-pitched -1½); "I don't ever want to see that low-life again as long as I live." (low-pitched -1½)
- 171b. "InSPONGEiac" - "You're an insomniac!"
- 173a. "Squiditis" - "What?!" (low-pitched -1½)
- 185. "It Came from Goo Lagoon" - Mr. Krabs angrily goes inside the Krusty Krab.
- 186a. "Safe Deposit Krabs" - "Oh, why did I come to this uninhabitab-b-ble island."
- 207b. "House Worming" - "When's the last time you took a bath, boyo?"
- 213b. "Lost and Found" - Little kid still crying.
- 223a. "Sanitation Insanity" - "I've been tentacle deep in trash all day and it's your fault!"
- 236a. "Call the Cops" - Customers leave the Krusty Krab.
- 242b. "Gary & Spot" - "I don't give a seafig about snails, you tripped me silent alarm!"
- 259b. "My Two Krabses" - Krabs and Chum Krabs fighting.
- 261a. "Lighthouse Louie" - "Throw your bodies in front of that lighthouse, and protect me restaurant!"
- 265b. "Kooky Cooks" - Krabs scolds SpongeBob and Squidward for adding dish soap in the "fancy" salads.
Part 7[]
- 164a. "Barnacle Face" - Pearl lists the thing she needs to get rid of her barnacle.
- 171b. "InSPONGEiac" - SpongeBob flips the patty in front of Krabs.
- 180a. "Patrick-Man!" - "Alright, that does it!"
- 184b. "Evil Spatula" - "You're gonna be missin' a job if you don't get in that kitchen!"
- 186a. "Safe Deposit Krabs" - Mr. Krabs sees Mrs. Greenback.
- 207b. "House Worming" - "When's the last time you took a bath, boyo?"
- 262b. "The Hankering" - "I didn't hear nothing, everything's completely normal."
- 275b. "Upturn Girls" - Mr. Krabs watching Pearl make the Krabby Patties.
- 282a. "Arbor Day Disarray" - Mr Krabs throws his tree out back.
Part 8[]
- 171a. "Karen 2.0" - "You'll get your Krabby Patty when I'm good and ready!" (low-pitched -3)
- 171b. "InSPONGEiac" - "You're not your usual sharp self."
- 184b. "Evil Spatula" - Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob a fake formula.
- 193a. "Sanctuary!" - "You can't abandon ship!"
- 193b. "What's Eating Patrick?" - "And that means all your "trainin'" patties, just became plain "eatin'" patties."
- 258a. "Boss for a Day" - Krabs chooses accidentally SpongeBob to be in charge of the Krusty Krab.
- 259b. "My Two Krabses" - Krabs sees his shell is gone; "Get your mitts off me gal, bucko!"
- 265b. "Kooky Cooks" - "You two better come up with something tasty or your bones are fired!"
- 281a. "Salty Sponge" - Krabs explains why the Krusty Krab is closed.
- 286a. "Hot Crossed Nuts" - "That's enough!"
Part 9[]
- 171a. "Karen 2.0" - "Sorry, I'm just going through a lot emotionally right now." (low-pitched -3)
- 259b. "My Two Krabses" - "You're not going to take that from a stranger, are you, Eugene?"
- 269b. "Squidward's Sick Daze" - Krabs puts down the phone.
Part 10[]
- 171a. "Karen 2.0" - "Well, if isn't little-miss homewrecker." (low-pitched -1½)
- 173a. "Squiditis" - Squidward goes to break the news to Mr. Krabs. (low-pitched -1½)
- 174b. "For Here or to Go" - "We can't stall 'em any longer."
Chumbucket Horror[]
- 220. "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom" - Squidward and Mr. Krabs setting up "The Horrors of the Chum Bucket."
Trivia[]
- Between "The Play's The Thing" and "Momageddon," it took over 14 years for Part 1 to return.