No cards! No present! No NOTHIN!' from his buddy SpongeBob on Valentine's Day, and now Patrick is on a rampage! Help SpongeBob escape from Patrick. Use the left and right arrow keys to move, the up arrow key to jump, and the spacebar to throw chocolates. Collect chocolates to throw at Patrick to slow him down and gain 800 points. The player can also crash Sandy's Chocolate Balloon into Patrick for extra points. SpongeBob must also avoid balloons, which push him closer to Patrick if touched. If the player gets too close to Patrick, SpongeBob gets flattened, Patrick continues walking, and the game ends.
- When the player gets too close to Patrick, his trembling cannot be heard.
- In the Start menu, Patrick's eyes are white but while playing, they are dark red.
- The chocolate box can only hold 19 chocolates.
- The face that Patrick makes on the title screen also appears in Jelly Jumpin' Jamboree.