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SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by former marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg. It is broadcasted on the American cable network Nickelodeon. Since its debut on May 1, 1999, the series has aired over 300 half-hour episodes and is currently in its fourteenth season, which premiered on November 2, 2023. The series follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

The series' first feature film, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, was released in theaters in the United States on November 19, 2004. The series' first television movie, "Atlantis SquarePantis," premiered on November 12, 2007, as part of season 5, after a 12-hour television marathon. The series' second television movie, "Truth or Square," premiered on November 6, 2009, as part of season 6, to celebrate the show's 10-year anniversary. A second feature film, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, was released in theaters in the United States on February 6, 2015. The series' third television movie, "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout," premiered on July 12, 2019 as part of season 12, to celebrate the show's 20-year anniversary. The series' third feature film, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run, was released digitally on Paramount+ in the United States on March 4, 2021.

The first eight seasons are available on DVD for Regions 1, 2 and 4 as of October 2017. Seasons 9-13 are available on DVD for Region 1 as of December 5, 2023. The series is officially available for streaming on Paramount+.

SpongeBob SquarePants has received two spin-offs: Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years, which premiered on Paramount+ on March 4, 2021; and The Patrick Star Show, which premiered on Nickelodeon on July 9, 2021.

Hillenburg initially began to work on creating the show shortly after the cancellation of Rocko's Modern Life in 1996. To voice the character of SpongeBob, Hillenburg approached Tom Kenny, who had worked with him on Rocko's Modern Life as a voice actor. SpongeBob was originally to be named "SpongeBoy," but the name was already in use for a pencil product. Upon finding it out, Hillenburg decided to use the name "SpongeBob." He chose "SquarePants" as a family name, as it referred to the character's square shape and it had a "nice ring to it."

Episodes

SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 1

#	Title	Transcript
1a	Help Wanted	View transcript
1b	Reef Blower	View transcript
1c	Tea at the Treedome	View transcript
2a	Bubblestand	View transcript
2b	Ripped Pants	View transcript
3a	Jellyfishing	View transcript
3b	Plankton!	View transcript
4a	Naughty Nautical Neighbors	View transcript
4b	Boating School	View transcript
5a	Pizza Delivery	View transcript
5b	Home Sweet Pineapple	View transcript
6a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy	View transcript
6b	Pickles	View transcript
7a	Hall Monitor	View transcript
7b	Jellyfish Jam	View transcript
8a	Sandy's Rocket	View transcript
8b	Squeaky Boots	View transcript
9a	Nature Pants	View transcript
9b	Opposite Day	View transcript
10a	Culture Shock	View transcript
10b	F.U.N.	View transcript
11a	MuscleBob BuffPants	View transcript
11b	Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost	View transcript
12a	The Chaperone	View transcript
12b	Employee of the Month	View transcript
13a	Scaredy Pants	View transcript
13b	I Was a Teenage Gary	View transcript
14a	SB-129	View transcript
14b	Karate Choppers	View transcript
15a	Sleepy Time	View transcript
15b	Suds	View transcript
16a	Valentine's Day	View transcript
16b	The Paper	View transcript
17a	Arrgh!	View transcript
17b	Rock Bottom	View transcript
18a	Texas	View transcript
18b	Walking Small	View transcript
19a	Fools in April	View transcript
19b	Neptune's Spatula	View transcript
20a	Hooky	View transcript
20b	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II	View transcript

Season 2

#	Title	Transcript
21a	Your Shoe's Untied	View transcript
21b	Squid's Day Off	View transcript
22a	Something Smells	View transcript
22b	Bossy Boots	View transcript
23a	Big Pink Loser	View transcript
23b	Bubble Buddy	View transcript
24a	Dying for Pie	View transcript
24b	Imitation Krabs	View transcript
25a	Wormy	View transcript
25b	Patty Hype	View transcript
26a	Grandma's Kisses	View transcript
26b	Squidville	View transcript
27a	Prehibernation Week	View transcript
27b	Life of Crime	View transcript
28	Christmas Who?	View transcript
29a	Survival of the Idiots	View transcript
29b	Dumped	View transcript
30a	No Free Rides	View transcript
30b	I'm Your Biggest Fanatic	View transcript
31a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III	View transcript
31b	Squirrel Jokes	View transcript
32a	Pressure	View transcript
32b	The Smoking Peanut	View transcript
33a	Shanghaied	View transcript
33b	Gary Takes a Bath	View transcript
34a	Welcome to the Chum Bucket	View transcript
34b	Frankendoodle	View transcript
35a	The Secret Box	View transcript
35b	Band Geeks	View transcript
36a	Graveyard Shift	View transcript
36b	Krusty Love	View transcript
37a	Procrastination	View transcript
37b	I'm with Stupid	View transcript
38a	Sailor Mouth	View transcript
38b	Artist Unknown	View transcript
39a	Jellyfish Hunter	View transcript
39b	The Fry Cook Games	View transcript
40a	Squid on Strike	View transcript
40b	Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm	View transcript

Season 3

#	Title	Transcript
41a	The Algae's Always Greener	View transcript
41b	SpongeGuard on Duty	View transcript
42a	Club SpongeBob	View transcript
42b	My Pretty Seahorse	View transcript
43a	Just One Bite	View transcript
43b	The Bully	View transcript
44a	Nasty Patty	View transcript
44b	Idiot Box	View transcript
45a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV	View transcript
45b	Doing Time	View transcript
46a	Snowball Effect	View transcript
46b	One Krabs Trash	View transcript
47a	As Seen on TV	View transcript
47b	Can You Spare a Dime?	View transcript
48a	No Weenies Allowed	View transcript
48b	Squilliam Returns	View transcript
49a	Krab Borg	View transcript
49b	Rock-a-Bye Bivalve	View transcript
50a	Wet Painters	View transcript
50b	Krusty Krab Training Video	View transcript
51	Party Pooper Pants	View transcript
52a	Chocolate with Nuts	View transcript
52b	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V	View transcript
53a	New Student Starfish	View transcript
53b	Clams	View transcript
54	Ugh	View transcript
55a	The Great Snail Race	View transcript
55b	Mid-Life Crustacean	View transcript
56a	Born Again Krabs	View transcript
56b	I Had an Accident	View transcript
57a	Krabby Land	View transcript
57b	The Camping Episode	View transcript
58a	Missing Identity	View transcript
58b	Plankton's Army	View transcript
59	The Sponge Who Could Fly	View transcript
60a	SpongeBob Meets the Strangler	View transcript
60b	Pranks a Lot	View transcript

Season 4

#	Title	Transcript
61a	Fear of a Krabby Patty	View transcript
61b	Shell of a Man	View transcript
62a	The Lost Mattress	View transcript
62b	Krabs vs. Plankton	View transcript
63	Have You Seen This Snail?	View transcript
64a	Skill Crane	View transcript
64b	Good Neighbors	View transcript
65a	Selling Out	View transcript
65b	Funny Pants	View transcript
66	Dunces and Dragons	View transcript
67a	Enemy In-Law	View transcript
67b	Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture	View transcript
68a	Patrick SmartPants	View transcript
68b	SquidBob TentaclePants	View transcript
69a	Krusty Towers	View transcript
69b	Mrs. Puff, You're Fired	View transcript
70a	Chimps Ahoy	View transcript
70b	Ghost Host	View transcript
71a	Whale of a Birthday	View transcript
71b	Karate Island	View transcript
72a	All That Glitters	View transcript
72b	Wishing You Well	View transcript
73a	New Leaf	View transcript
73b	Once Bitten	View transcript
74a	Bummer Vacation	View transcript
74b	Wigstruck	View transcript
75a	Squidtastic Voyage	View transcript
75b	That's No Lady	View transcript
76a	The Thing	View transcript
76b	Hocus Pocus	View transcript
77a	Driven to Tears	View transcript
77b	Rule of Dumb	View transcript
78a	Born to Be Wild	View transcript
78b	Best Frenemies	View transcript
79a	The Pink Purloiner	View transcript
79b	Squid Wood	View transcript
80a	Best Day Ever	View transcript
80b	The Gift of Gum	View transcript

Season 5

#	Title	Transcript
81	Friend or Foe	View transcript
82a	The Original Fry Cook	View transcript
82b	Night Light	View transcript
83a	Rise and Shine	View transcript
83b	Waiting	View transcript
83c	Fungus Among Us	View transcript
84a	Spy Buddies	View transcript
84b	Boat Smarts	View transcript
84c	Good Ol' Whatshisname	View transcript
85a	New Digs	View transcript
85b	Krabs à la Mode	View transcript
86a	Roller Cowards	View transcript
86b	Bucket Sweet Bucket	View transcript
87a	To Love a Patty	View transcript
87b	Breath of Fresh Squidward	View transcript
88a	Money Talks	View transcript
88b	SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget	View transcript
88c	Slimy Dancing	View transcript
89a	The Krusty Sponge	View transcript
89b	Sing a Song of Patrick	View transcript
90a	A Flea in Her Dome	View transcript
90b	The Donut of Shame	View transcript
90c	The Krusty Plate	View transcript
91a	Goo Goo Gas	View transcript
91b	Le Big Switch	View transcript
92	Atlantis SquarePantis	View transcript
93a	Picture Day	View transcript
93b	Pat No Pay	View transcript
93c	BlackJack	View transcript
94a	Blackened Sponge	View transcript
94b	Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob	View transcript
95a	The Inmates of Summer	View transcript
95b	To Save a Squirrel	View transcript
96	Pest of the West	View transcript
97a	20,000 Patties Under the Sea	View transcript
97b	The Battle of Bikini Bottom	View transcript
98	What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?	View transcript
99a	The Two Faces of Squidward	View transcript
99b	SpongeHenge	View transcript
100a	Banned in Bikini Bottom	View transcript
100b	Stanley S. SquarePants	View transcript

Season 6

#	Title	Transcript
101a	House Fancy	View transcript
101b	Krabby Road	View transcript
102a	Penny Foolish	View transcript
102b	Nautical Novice	View transcript
103a	Spongicus	View transcript
103b	Suction Cup Symphony	View transcript
104a	Not Normal	View transcript
104b	Gone	View transcript
105a	The Splinter	View transcript
105b	Slide Whistle Stooges	View transcript
106a	A Life in a Day	View transcript
106b	Sun Bleached	View transcript
107a	Giant Squidward	View transcript
107b	No Nose Knows	View transcript
108a	Patty Caper	View transcript
108b	Plankton's Regular	View transcript
109a	Boating Buddies	View transcript
109b	The Krabby Kronicle	View transcript
110a	The Slumber Party	View transcript
110b	Grooming Gary	View transcript
111	SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One	View transcript
112a	Porous Pockets	View transcript
112b	Choir Boys	View transcript
113a	Krusty Krushers	View transcript
113b	The Card	View transcript
114a	Dear Vikings	View transcript
114b	Ditchin'	View transcript
115a	Grandpappy the Pirate	View transcript
115b	Cephalopod Lodge	View transcript
116a	Squid's Visit	View transcript
116b	To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants	View transcript
117a	Shuffleboarding	View transcript
117b	Professor Squidward	View transcript
118a	Pet or Pests	View transcript
118b	Komputer Overload	View transcript
119a	Gullible Pants	View transcript
119b	Overbooked	View transcript
120a	No Hat for Pat	View transcript
120b	Toy Store of Doom	View transcript
121a	Sand Castles in the Sand	View transcript
121b	Shell Shocked	View transcript
122a	Chum Bucket Supreme	View transcript
122b	Single Cell Anniversary	View transcript
123-124	Truth or Square	View transcript
125a	Pineapple Fever	View transcript
125b	Chum Caverns	View transcript
126	The Clash of Triton	View transcript

Season 7

#	Title	Transcript
127a	Tentacle-Vision	View transcript
127b	I ♥ Dancing	View transcript
128a	Growth Spout	View transcript
128b	Stuck in the Wringer	View transcript
129a	Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy	View transcript
129b	The Inside Job	View transcript
130a	Greasy Buffoons	View transcript
130b	Model Sponge	View transcript
131a	Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful	View transcript
131b	A Pal for Gary	View transcript
132a	Yours, Mine and Mine	View transcript
132b	Kracked Krabs	View transcript
133a	The Curse of Bikini Bottom	View transcript
133b	Squidward in Clarinetland	View transcript
134	SpongeBob's Last Stand	View transcript
135a	Back to the Past	View transcript
135b	The Bad Guy Club for Villains	View transcript
136a	A Day Without Tears	View transcript
136b	Summer Job	View transcript
137a	One Coarse Meal	View transcript
137b	Gary in Love	View transcript
138a	The Play's the Thing	View transcript
138b	Rodeo Daze	View transcript
139a	Gramma's Secret Recipe	View transcript
139b	The Cent of Money	View transcript
140a	The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom	View transcript
140b	Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle	View transcript
141a	The Curse of the Hex	View transcript
141b	The Main Drain	View transcript
142a	Trenchbillies	View transcript
142b	Sponge-Cano!	View transcript
143	The Great Patty Caper	View transcript
144a	That Sinking Feeling	View transcript
144b	Karate Star	View transcript
145a	Buried in Time	View transcript
145b	Enchanted Tiki Dreams	View transcript
146a	The Abrasive Side	View transcript
146b	Earworm	View transcript
147a	Hide and Then What Happens?	View transcript
147b	Shellback Shenanigans	View transcript
148a	The Masterpiece	View transcript
148b	Whelk Attack	View transcript
149a	You Don't Know Sponge	View transcript
149b	Tunnel of Glove	View transcript
150a	Krusty Dogs	View transcript
150b	The Wreck of the Mauna Loa	View transcript
151a	New Fish in Town	View transcript
151b	Love That Squid	View transcript
152a	Big Sister Sam	View transcript
152b	Perfect Chemistry	View transcript

Season 8

#	Title	Transcript
153a	Accidents Will Happen	View transcript
153b	The Other Patty	View transcript
154a	Drive Thru	View transcript
154b	The Hot Shot	View transcript
155a	A Friendly Game	View transcript
155b	Sentimental Sponge	View transcript
156	Frozen Face-Off	View transcript
157a	Squidward's School for Grown-Ups	View transcript
157b	Oral Report	View transcript
158a	Sweet and Sour Squid	View transcript
158b	The Googly Artiste	View transcript
159	A SquarePants Family Vacation	View transcript
160a	Patrick's Staycation	View transcript
160b	Walking the Plankton	View transcript
161a	Mooncation	View transcript
161b	Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation	View transcript
162	Ghoul Fools	View transcript
163a	Mermaid Man Begins	View transcript
163b	Plankton's Good Eye	View transcript
164a	Barnacle Face	View transcript
164b	Pet Sitter Pat	View transcript
165a	House Sittin' for Sandy	View transcript
165b	Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom	View transcript
166a	Bubble Troubles	View transcript
166b	The Way of the Sponge	View transcript
167a	The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom	View transcript
167b	Bubble Buddy Returns	View transcript
168a	Restraining SpongeBob	View transcript
168b	Fiasco!	View transcript
169a	Are You Happy Now?	View transcript
169b	Planet of the Jellyfish	View transcript
170a	Free Samples	View transcript
170b	Home Sweet Rubble	View transcript
171a	Karen 2.0	View transcript
171b	InSPONGEiac	View transcript
172a	Face Freeze!	View transcript
172b	Glove World R.I.P.	View transcript
173a	Squiditis	View transcript
173b	Demolition Doofus	View transcript
174a	Treats!	View transcript
174b	For Here or to Go	View transcript
175	It's a SpongeBob Christmas!	View transcript
176a	Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!	View transcript
176b	Chum Fricassee	View transcript
177a	The Good Krabby Name	View transcript
177b	Move It or Lose It	View transcript
178	Hello Bikini Bottom!	View transcript

Season 9

#	Title	Transcript
179a	Extreme Spots	View transcript
179b	Squirrel Record	View transcript
180a	Patrick-Man!	View transcript
180b	Gary's New Toy	View transcript
181a	License to Milkshake	View transcript
181b	Squid Baby	View transcript
182a	Little Yellow Book	View transcript
182b	Bumper to Bumper	View transcript
183a	Eek, an Urchin!	View transcript
183b	Squid Defense	View transcript
184a	Jailbreak!	View transcript
184b	Evil Spatula	View transcript
185	It Came from Goo Lagoon	View transcript
186a	Safe Deposit Krabs	View transcript
186b	Plankton's Pet	View transcript
187a	Don't Look Now	View transcript
187b	Séance Shméance	View transcript
188a	Kenny the Cat	View transcript
188b	Yeti Krabs	View transcript
189	SpongeBob You're Fired	View transcript
190a	Lost in Bikini Bottom	View transcript
190b	Tutor Sauce	View transcript
191a	Squid Plus One	View transcript
191b	The Executive Treatment	View transcript
192a	Company Picnic	View transcript
192b	Pull Up a Barrel	View transcript
193a	Sanctuary!	View transcript
193b	What's Eating Patrick?	View transcript
194a	Patrick! The Game	View transcript
194b	The Sewers of Bikini Bottom	View transcript
195a	SpongeBob LongPants	View transcript
195b	Larry's Gym	View transcript
196a	The Fish Bowl	View transcript
196b	Married to Money	View transcript
197a	Mall Girl Pearl	View transcript
197b	Two Thumbs Down	View transcript
198a	Sharks vs. Pods	View transcript
198b	CopyBob DittoPants	View transcript
199a	Sold!	View transcript
199b	Lame and Fortune	View transcript
200	Goodbye, Krabby Patty?	View transcript
201a	Sandy's Nutmare	View transcript
201b	Bulletin Board	View transcript
202a	Food Con Castaways	View transcript
202b	Snail Mail	View transcript
203a	Pineapple Invasion	View transcript
203b	Salsa Imbecilicus	View transcript
204a	Mutiny on the Krusty	View transcript
204b	The Whole Tooth	View transcript

Season 10

#	Title	Transcript
205a	Whirly Brains	View transcript
205b	Mermaid Pants	View transcript
206a	Unreal Estate	View transcript
206b	Code Yellow	View transcript
207a	Mimic Madness	View transcript
207b	House Worming	View transcript
208a	Snooze You Lose	View transcript
208b	Krusty Katering	View transcript
209a	SpongeBob's Place	View transcript
209b	Plankton Gets the Boot	View transcript
210a	Life Insurance	View transcript
210b	Burst Your Bubble	View transcript
211a	Plankton Retires	View transcript
211b	Trident Trouble	View transcript
212a	The Incredible Shrinking Sponge	View transcript
212b	Sportz?	View transcript
213a	The Getaway	View transcript
213b	Lost and Found	View transcript
214a	Patrick's Coupon	View transcript
214b	Out of the Picture	View transcript
215a	Feral Friends	View transcript
215b	Don't Wake Patrick	View transcript

Season 11

#	Title	Transcript
216a	Cave Dwelling Sponge	View transcript
216b	The Clam Whisperer	View transcript
217a	Spot Returns	View transcript
217b	The Check-Up	View transcript
218a	Spin the Bottle	View transcript
218b	There's a Sponge in My Soup	View transcript
219a	Man Ray Returns	View transcript
219b	Larry the Floor Manager	View transcript
220	The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom	View transcript
221a	No Pictures Please	View transcript
221b	Stuck on the Roof	View transcript
222a	Krabby Patty Creature Feature	View transcript
222b	Teacher's Pests	View transcript
223a	Sanitation Insanity	View transcript
223b	Bunny Hunt	View transcript
224a	Squid Noir	View transcript
224b	Scavenger Pants	View transcript
225a	Cuddle E. Hugs	View transcript
225b	Pat the Horse	View transcript
226a	Chatterbox Gary	View transcript
226b	Don't Feed the Clowns	View transcript
227a	Drive Happy	View transcript
227b	Old Man Patrick	View transcript
228a	Fun-Sized Friends	View transcript
228b	Grandmum's the Word	View transcript
229a	Doodle Dimension	View transcript
229b	Moving Bubble Bass	View transcript
230a	High Sea Diving	View transcript
230b	Bottle Burglars	View transcript
231a	My Leg!	View transcript
231b	Ink Lemonade	View transcript
232a	Mustard O' Mine	View transcript
232b	Shopping List	View transcript
233a	Whale Watching	View transcript
233b	Krusty Kleaners	View transcript
234a	Patnocchio	View transcript
234b	ChefBob	View transcript
235a	Plankton Paranoia	View transcript
235b	Library Cards	View transcript
236a	Call the Cops	View transcript
236b	Surf N' Turf	View transcript
237	Goons on the Moon	View transcript
238a	Appointment TV	View transcript
238b	Karen's Virus	View transcript
239a	The Grill is Gone	View transcript
239b	The Night Patty	View transcript
240a	Bubbletown	View transcript
240b	Girls' Night Out	View transcript
241a	Squirrel Jelly	View transcript
241b	The String	View transcript

Season 12

#	Title	Transcript
242a	FarmerBob	View transcript
242b	Gary & Spot	View transcript
243a	The Nitwitting	View transcript
243b	The Ballad of Filthy Muck	View transcript
244a	The Krusty Slammer	View transcript
244b	Pineapple RV	View transcript
245a	Gary's Got Legs	View transcript
245b	King Plankton	View transcript
246a	Plankton's Old Chum	View transcript
246b	Stormy Weather	View transcript
247a	Swamp Mates	View transcript
247b	One Trick Sponge	View transcript
248a	The Krusty Bucket	View transcript
248b	Squid's on a Bus	View transcript
249a	Sandy's Nutty Nieces	View transcript
249b	Insecurity Guards	View transcript
250a	Broken Alarm	View transcript
250b	Karen's Baby	View transcript
251a	Shell Games	View transcript
251b	Senior Discount	View transcript
252a	Mind the Gap	View transcript
252b	Dirty Bubble Returns	View transcript
253a	Jolly Lodgers	View transcript
253b	Biddy Sitting	View transcript
254-255	SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout	View transcript
256a	SpongeBob in RandomLand	View transcript
256b	SpongeBob's Bad Habit	View transcript
257a	Handemonium	View transcript
257b	Breakin'	View transcript
258a	Boss for a Day	View transcript
258b	The Goofy Newbie	View transcript
259a	The Ghost of Plankton	View transcript
259b	My Two Krabses	View transcript
260a	Knock Knock, Who's There?	View transcript
260b	Pat Hearts Squid	View transcript
261a	Lighthouse Louie	View transcript
261b	Hiccup Plague	View transcript
262a	A Cabin in the Kelp	View transcript
262b	The Hankering	View transcript
263a	Who R Zoo?	View transcript
263b	Kwarantined Krab	View transcript
264a	Plankton's Intern	View transcript
264b	Patrick's Tantrum	View transcript
265a	Bubble Bass's Tab	View transcript
265b	Kooky Cooks	View transcript
266	Escape from Beneath Glove World	View transcript
267a	Krusty Koncessionaires	View transcript
267b	Dream Hoppers	View transcript

Season 13

#	Title	Transcript
268a	A Place for Pets	View transcript
268b	Lockdown for Love	View transcript
269a	Under the Small Top	View transcript
269b	Squidward's Sick Daze	View transcript
270a	Goofy Scoopers	View transcript
270b	Pat the Dog	View transcript
271a	Something Narwhal This Way Comes	View transcript
271b	C.H.U.M.S	View transcript
272	SpongeBob's Road to Christmas	View transcript
273a	Potato Puff	View transcript
273b	There Will Be Grease	View transcript
274a	The Big Bad Bubble Bass	View transcript
274b	Sea-Man Sponge Haters Club	View transcript
275a	Food PBFFT! Truck	View transcript
275b	Upturn Girls	View transcript
276a	Say Awww!	View transcript
276b	Patrick the Mailman	View transcript
277a	Captain Pipsqueak	View transcript
277b	Plane to Sea	View transcript
278a	Squidferatu	View transcript
278b	Slappy Daze	View transcript
279a	Welcome to Binary Bottom	View transcript
279b	You're Going to Pay...Phone	View transcript
279c	A Skin Wrinkle in Time	View transcript
280a	Abandon Twits	View transcript
280b	Wallhalla	View transcript
281a	Salty Sponge	View transcript
281b	Karen for Spot	View transcript
282a	Arbor Day Disarray	View transcript
282b	Ain't That the Tooth	View transcript
283a	Ma and Pa's Big Hurrah	View transcript
283b	Yellow Pavement	View transcript
284a	The Flower Plot	View transcript
284b	SpongeBob on Parade	View transcript
285a	Delivery to Monster Island	View transcript
285b	Ride Patrick Ride	View transcript
286a	Hot Crossed Nuts	View transcript
286b	Sir Urchin and Snail Fail	View transcript
287a	Friendiversary	View transcript
287b	Mandatory Music	View transcript
288a	Dopey Dick	View transcript
288b	Plankton and the Beanstalk	View transcript
289a	My Friend Patty	View transcript
289b	FUN-Believable	View transcript
290a	Spatula of the Heavens	View transcript
290b	Gary's Playhouse	View transcript
291a	Swimming Fools	View transcript
291b	The Goobfather	View transcript
292a	SquidBird	View transcript
292b	Allergy Attack!	View transcript
293a	Big Top Flop	View transcript
293b	Sandy, Help Us!	View transcript

Season 14

#	Title	Transcript
294a	Single-Celled Defense	View transcript
294b	Buff for Puff	View transcript
295a	We ♥ Hoops	View transcript
295b	SpongeChovy	View transcript
296a	BassWard	View transcript
296b	Squidiot Box	View transcript
297a	Blood is Thicker Than Grease	View transcript
297b	Don't Make Me Laugh	View transcript
298a	Momageddon	View transcript
298b	Pet the Rock	View transcript
299a	Tango Tangle	View transcript
299b	Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con	View transcript
300a	PL-1413	View transcript
300b	In the Mood to Feud	View transcript
301a	Mooned!	View transcript
301b	Hysterical History	View transcript
304a	The Dirty Bubble Bass	View transcript
304b	Sheldon SquarePants	View transcript
305a	Sammy Suckerfish	View transcript
305b	Big League Bob	View transcript

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

Season 1

#	Title	Transcript
1	The Jellyfish Kid	View transcript
2a	Sugar Squeeze	View transcript
2b	Tag, You're It	View transcript
3a	Quest for Tire	View transcript
3b	Cabin of Curiosities	View transcript
4a	In Search of Camp Noodist	View transcript
4b	Kitchen Sponge	View transcript
5a	The Treasure of Kamp Koral	View transcript
5b	Camper Gary	View transcript
6a	Midnight Snack Attack	View transcript
6b	Hot Pearl-tato	View transcript
7a	What About Meep?	View transcript
7b	Hard Time Out	View transcript
8a	Pat's A Li'l Sinker	View transcript
8b	Camp SpongeBob	View transcript
9a	Squisery	View transcript
9b	Game Night	View transcript
10a	My Fair Nobby	View transcript
10b	Gimme a News Break	View transcript
11a	Wise Kraken	View transcript
11b	Squatch Swap	View transcript
12a	The Ho! Ho! Horror!	View transcript
12b	Outhouse Outrage	View transcript
13	Are You Afraid of the Dork?	View transcript
14a	Help Not Wanted	View transcript
14b	Camp Spirit	View transcript
15a	Hill-Fu	View transcript
15b	Sun's Out, Fun's Out	View transcript
16a	First and Last Aid	View transcript
16b	Night of the Living Stench	View transcript
17a	Camp Crossbones	View transcript
17b	The Jelly Life	View transcript
18a	Lake Crashers	View transcript
18b	Boo Light Special	View transcript
19a	Painting with Squidward	View transcript
19b	Kamp Kow	View transcript
20a	Helter Shelter	View transcript
20b	Reveille Revolution	View transcript
21a	The Switch Glitch	View transcript
21b	Prickly Pests	View transcript
22a	Are You Smarter Than a Smart Cabin?	View transcript
22b	Deep Sea Despot	View transcript
23a	Regi-Hilled	View transcript
23b	The Perfect Camper	View transcript
24a	Eye of the Hotdog	View transcript
24b	Patrick Takes the Cake	View transcript
25a	The Taste of Defeat	View transcript
25b	Scaredy Squirrel	View transcript
26a	Hats Off to Space	View transcript
26b	In a Nut's Shell	View transcript

Season 2

#	Title	Transcript
27a	Mad Science Squirrel	View transcript
27b	To Pop a Bubble	View transcript
28a	High and Dry	View transcript
28b	The Beardsman	View transcript
29a	Five Times the Fun	View transcript
29b	Low Falutin'	View transcript
30a	Nut Madness	View transcript
30b	Mermaid Men and Barnacle Boys	View transcript
31a	A Tale of Two Roxies	View transcript
31b	Nite Owls	View transcript
32a	Calling Some Monsters	View transcript
32b	Dig This	View transcript
33a	Un-Breaking and De-Entering	View transcript
33b	Swimmin' Holed	View transcript
34a	Krabsy the Klown	View transcript
34b	Lords of the Larp	View transcript
35a	Mascot Mayhem	View transcript
35b	Putt Up or Shut Up	View transcript
36a	Who's Complaining?	View transcript
36b	Patrick's Star	View transcript
37a	A Finful of Sand Dollars	View transcript
37b	Cretins of the Night	View transcript
38a	The Suit Suits You	View transcript
38b	Parasite Pals	View transcript
39	End of Summer Daze	View transcript

The Patrick Star Show

Season 1

#	Title	Transcript
1a	Late for Breakfast	View transcript
1b	Bummer Jobs	View transcript
2a	Stair Wars	View transcript
2b	Enemies à la Mode	View transcript
3a	Lost in Couch	View transcript
3b	Pat-a-thon	View transcript
4	The Yard Sale	View transcript
5a	Squidina's Little Helper	View transcript
5b	I Smell a Pat	View transcript
6a	Gas Station Vacation	View transcript
6b	Bunny the Barbarian	View transcript
7a	The Haunting of Star House	View transcript
7b	Who's a Big Boy?	View transcript
8	Terror at 20,000 Leagues	View transcript
9a	To Dad and Back	View transcript
9b	Survivoring	View transcript
10a	Just in Time for Christmas	View transcript
10b	Klopnodian Heritage Festival	View transcript
11a	X Marks the Pot	View transcript
11b	Patrick's Alley	View transcript
12a	Pearl Wants to Be a Star	View transcript
12b	Super Sitters	View transcript
13a	Nitwit Neighborhood News	View transcript
13b	Mid-Season Finale	View transcript
14a	Shrinking Stars	View transcript
14b	FitzPatrick	View transcript
15a	Uncredible Journey	View transcript
15b	Host-a-Palooza	View transcript
16a	Backpay Payback	View transcript
16b	House Hunting	View transcript
17a	The Drooling Fool	View transcript
17b	Patrick's Got a Zoo Loose	View transcript
18a	The Patterfly Effect	View transcript
18b	A Space Affair to Remember	View transcript
19a	Home ECCH!	View transcript
19b	Fun & Done!	View transcript
20a	The Lil' Patscals	View transcript
20b	The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show	View transcript
21a	The Patrick Show Sells Out	View transcript
21b	Neptune's Ball	View transcript
22a	Dad's Stache Stash	View transcript
22b	A Root Galoot	View transcript
23a	The Starry Awards	View transcript
23b	Blorpsgiving	View transcript
24a	Stuntin'	View transcript
24b	Olly Olly Organ Free	View transcript
25a	Which Witch is Which?	View transcript
25b	Get Off My Lawnie	View transcript
26a	Bubble Bass Reviews	View transcript
26b	Patrick's Prison Pals	View transcript

Season 2

#	Title	Transcript
27a	The Patrick Show Cashes In	View transcript
27b	The Star Games	View transcript
28a	Super Stars	View transcript
28b	Now Museum, Now You Don't	View transcript
29a	10 & 1 Toilets	View transcript
29b	Family Plotz	View transcript
30a	The Wrath of Shmandor	View transcript
30b	There Goes the Neighborhood	View transcript
31a	Movie Stars	View transcript
31b	Dr. Smart Science	View transcript
32a	The Commode Episode	View transcript
32b	Tying the Klop-Knot	View transcript
33a	Chum Bucket List	View transcript
33b	Big Baby Patrick	View transcript
34a	Is There a Director in the House?	View transcript
34b	Star Cruise	View transcript
35a	Best Served Cold	View transcript
35b	Tattoo Hullabaloo	View transcript
36a	Too Many Patricks	View transcript
36b	Much Tofu About Nothing	View transcript
37a	Face/Off-Model	View transcript
37b	5 Star Restaurant	View transcript
38a	At Home, on the Lam	View transcript
38b	Pick Patrick's Path	View transcript
39a	Time to Eat	View transcript
39b	Cleanin' House	View transcript

Season 3

#	Title	Transcript
40a	The Fun Bucket	View transcript
40b	The Patrick Show After Dark	View transcript
41a	Chopping Spree	View transcript
41b	All Bot Myself	View transcript
42a	Star-Robics	View transcript
42b	Who's the Dummy Now?	View transcript
43a	Patrick Show Land	View transcript
43b	Legend of the Lost Bathroom	View transcript
44a	Driven to Drive	View transcript
44b	A Patty in Time	View transcript
45a	Pat-per Route	View transcript
45b	Day of the Dartfish	View transcript

Shorts

Themed shorts

Astrology with Squidward shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Cancer	View transcript
2	Gemini	View transcript
3	Leo	View transcript
4	Pisces	View transcript
5	Sagittarius	View transcript
6	Taurus	View transcript

Kids' Choice Awards shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Nicktoons Battle	View transcript
2	Plankton's Plan	View transcript
3	Nickelodeon Blimp	View transcript

Merry Nickmas shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	A Chuckie Finster Christmas, Channukah, Kwaanza, Winter Solstice	View transcript
2	Holiday Party	View transcript
3	How The You-Know-Who Stole You-Know-What!	View transcript
4	Patrick the Snowman	View transcript
5	Plankton's Holiday Hits	View transcript
6	The 12 Days of Nickmas	View transcript

The Big Green Help shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	SpongeBob & You Save the Big Blue	View transcript
2	Educate and Activate	View transcript
3	Educate and Activate 2	View transcript

Plankton's Diary shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Plankton's Diary: Karen	View transcript
2	Plankton's Diary: Evil Laugh	View transcript
3	Plankton's Diary: Plankton's Evil Plan	View transcript

Social Media shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	SpongeBob Checks His Instaclam	View transcript
2	Patrick Star Checks His Instaclam	View transcript
3	SpongeBob Checks His Snapper Chat	View transcript

Digital shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Fish Food Rescue: The Krusty Krab	View transcript
2	The Museum of Cartoon Sponges	View transcript
3	You Know You're From Bikini Bottom When...	View transcript

SpongeBob: You Bring The Color shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Plankton's Color Nullifier	View transcript
2	Bad Neighbor Blues	View transcript
3	Green Stuff Rap	View transcript

Episode-related shorts

Shanghaied shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Shanghaied: Patrick's ending	View transcript
2	Shanghaied: Squidward's ending	View transcript

Best Day Ever shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Crossing the Street	View transcript
2	Anything for Baby	View transcript
3	Flowers for Sandy	View transcript
4	Me Money	View transcript
5	Pie	View transcript

Friend or Foe shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Can't Swim	View transcript
2	Remodeling	View transcript
3	Loop dee Loop	View transcript

Atlantis SquarePantis shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Are We There Yet?	View transcript
2	Beware Flying Jellyfish	View transcript
3	Documenting Our Road Trip	View transcript

Pest of the West shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Sea Horse Riding Made Easy	View transcript
2	Spurskate	View transcript
3	Saloon Door Sorrows	View transcript
4	Yokel to Tough Guy	View transcript

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Gary)	View transcript
2	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Sandy)	View transcript
3	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Mr. Krabs)	View transcript
4	What if SpongeBob Was Gone? (Patrick)	View transcript

SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Separation Anxiety	View transcript
2	Surfing Dreams	View transcript
3	SpongeBoard	View transcript

Truth or Square shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Balloons	View transcript
2	Juice Man	View transcript
3	Traffic	View transcript
4	The Outfit	View transcript

The Clash of Triton shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	SpongeGod	View transcript
2	The Story of King Neptune	View transcript

SpongeBob's Last Stand shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Tips for Jellyfish Fields	View transcript
2	Jellyfishing Safety Tips	View transcript
3	Plankton Pays	View transcript

Back to the Past shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Time Machine	View transcript
2	Lessons Learned	View transcript
3	And Krabs Saves the Day	View transcript

Legends of Bikini Bottom shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	SpongeBob's Legendary Dance Party	View transcript
2	Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature	View transcript
3	The Legend of SpongeBob	View transcript

The Great Patty Caper shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	GumShoe SquarePants	View transcript
2	SpongeLock Holmes and Dr. Patson	View transcript
3	What if the Mystery Ended This Way...?	View transcript

A SquarePants Family Vacation shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Sandy's Vacation in Ruins	View transcript

Goodbye, Krabby Patty? shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Frozen Krabby Patty	View transcript
2	More Feeling	View transcript
3	What Else Can a Krabby Patty Do?	View transcript
4	Krabby Patty Report	View transcript
5	Krabby Patty Jingle	View transcript

Movie-related shorts

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Picture	View transcript
2	Watch Out!	View transcript
3	Around the World	View transcript

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Brazil 1	View transcript
2	Brazil 2	View transcript
3	Mexico 1	View transcript
4	Mexico 2	View transcript
5	Spain 1	View transcript
6	Spain 2	View transcript
7	Russia 1	View transcript
8	Russia 2	View transcript
9	France 1	View transcript
10	France 2	View transcript
11	Germany 1	View transcript
12	Germany 2	View transcript
13	UK 1	View transcript
14	UK 2	View transcript
15	Australia 1	View transcript
16	Australia 2	View transcript

Other shorts

Educational shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	The Endless Summer	View transcript
2	Plankton. A Thank You Would Be Nice.	View transcript
3	Bike Safety Tips	View transcript
4	Movie Etiquette	View transcript

Holiday shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Moldy Sponge	View transcript
2	Gary's Holiday Sing Along	View transcript

Possibility shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Squidward's Back	View transcript

Interactive shorts

#	Title	Transcript
1	Ask Patrick Anything	View transcript

Movies

#	Title	Transcript
1	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie	View transcript
2	The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water	View transcript
3	The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run	View transcript

Spin-off movies

#	Title	Transcript
1	Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie	View transcript

DVD bonus features

#	Title	Transcript
1	Backstage Pants	View transcript
2	SpongeBob's Start	View transcript
3	Graveyard Shift (voice-over)	View transcript
4	Texas (voice-over)	View transcript
5	Dying for Pie (voice-over)	View transcript
6	Drawing Characters	View transcript
7	The Graveyard Shift: In the Beginning	View transcript
8	Show Design	View transcript
9	Drawing the Goo Lagoon	View transcript
10	Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies	View transcript
11	Behind the Scenes: Special Delivery	View transcript
12	The Origin of SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
13	The First Season Crew on...	View transcript
14	Everybody's Talking: The Voices of SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
15	Around the World with SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
16	The Absorbing Tale Behind The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie	View transcript
17	Case of the Sponge "Bob"	View transcript
18	Saving the Surf	View transcript
19	How to Draw SpongeBob SquarePants & His Underwater Buddies	View transcript
20	Behind the Scenes: The Voices of SpongeBob & Friends	View transcript
21	Behind the Scenes with Pick Boy and SpongeBob	View transcript
22	Inside the SpongeBob Animation Studios	View transcript
23	Behind the Pantis	View transcript
24	Plankton's Special Sinister Commentary	View transcript
25	Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
26	Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom	View transcript
27	Help Wanted: The Seven Seas Edition	View transcript
28	Behind the Scenes of the SpongeBob Opening	View transcript
29	How to Make SpongeBob SquarePants	View transcript
30	Behind the Scenes: Legends of Bikini Bottom	View transcript
31	Change of Sea-Nery: Getting to the Bottom of a Stop-motion Bikini Bottom	View transcript

Rides

#	Title	Transcript
1	Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast	View transcript
2	SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D: Ride	View transcript
3	SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D: The Great Jelly Rescue!	View transcript
4	SpongeBob SubPants Adventure	View transcript

Video games

Theme

#	Title	Transcript
1	Legend of the Lost Spatula	View transcript
2	Operation Krabby Patty	View transcript
3	SuperSponge	View transcript
4	Employee of the Month (video game)	View transcript
5	Revenge of the Flying Dutchman	View transcript
6	SpongeBob SquarePants Saves the Day	View transcript
7	Battle for Bikini Bottom	View transcript
8	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (video game)	View transcript
9	SpongeBob SquarePants Typing	View transcript
10	SpongeBob's Krusty Krab Adventures	View transcript
11	A Day in the Life of a Sponge	View transcript
12	Lights, Camera, Pants!	View transcript
13	The Yellow Avenger	View transcript
14	Idea Sponge	View transcript
15	Nighty Nightmare	View transcript
16	Creature from the Krusty Krab	View transcript
17	SpongeBob's Atlantis SquarePantis	View transcript
18	Underpants Slam!	View transcript
19	SpongeBob SquarePants Through the Wormhole	View transcript
20	SpongeBob SquarePants Smart Cycle	View transcript
21	Fists of Foam	View transcript
22	Drawn to Life: SpongeBob SquarePants Edition	View transcript
23	SpongeBob vs. The Big One: Beach Party Cook-Off	View transcript
24	SpongeBob's Truth or Square	View transcript
25	SpongeBob's Boating Bash	View transcript
26	SpongeBob SquigglePants	View transcript
27	SpongeBob and the Clash of Triton (video game)	View transcript
28	SpongeBob's Surf and Skate Roadtrip	View transcript
29	The Clam Prix	View transcript
30	Plankton's Robotic Revenge	View transcript
31	SpongeBob HeroPants	View transcript
32	Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated	View transcript
33	The Cosmic Shake	View transcript
34	SpongeBob Simulator	View transcript

Crossover

#	Title	Transcript
1	Nicktoons Racing	View transcript
2	Nicktoons Nick Tunes	View transcript
3	Nickelodeon Party Blast	View transcript
4	Nickelodeon Toon Twister 3-D	View transcript
5	Nicktoons Basketball	View transcript
6	Nicktoons Freeze Frame Frenzy	View transcript
7	Nicktoons Movin'	View transcript
8	Nicktoons Unite!	View transcript
9	Nicktoons Winners Cup Racing	View transcript
10	Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island	View transcript
11	Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots	View transcript
12	Nicktoons: Android Invasion	View transcript
13	SpongeBob SquarePants featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom	View transcript
14	Nicktoons Nitro	View transcript
15	Nicktoons MLB	View transcript
16	Nickverse	View transcript
17	Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2	View transcript