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These theme songs are the fake rejected opening title songs for what would become the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song , shown in the episode "Truth or Square ."
Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!Burger Beard: I can't hear you!Kids: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!Burger Beard: Oh...!Who lives in a monument under the sea? Kids: Squidward Tentacles! [Squidward is wearing pants, Hans comes and takes them off] Burger Beard: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he! [Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head absorbs water and he spits it out] Kids: Squidward Tentacles! Burger Beard: If practical common sense be something you wish... [Recumbent bicycle Squidwards ride across the screen.] Kids: Squidward Tentacles! Patchy: Next!Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!Burger Beard: I can't hear you!Kids: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!Burger Beard: Oh...!Who lives like a barnacle under the sea? Kids: Patrick Seastar! [Hans puts Patrick's pants on and he laughs and falls into his house] Patchy: Nope!Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!Burger Beard: I can't hear you!Kids: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!Burger Beard: Oh...!Who lives in an anchor under the sea? Kids: Eugene Krabs does! [Hans takes his sack full of money] Mr. Krabs: Hey!Burger Beard: Krusty and red and greedy is he! Mr. Krabs: Come back with me money!Kids: Eugene Krabs does! Burger Beard: If stingy and greedy is something you wish... [Mr. Krabs gets back his money] Kids: Eugene Krabs does! Mr. Krabs: Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!Patchy: Ew, pretty cruddy, huh, kids?Trivia If one listens closely, they will hear that Burger Beard 's voice is slightly different from his normal voice used in the actual SpongeBob SquarePants Bob Joles , but in the original theme song, he is played by Pat Pinney .
The kids' voice saying, "Aye-aye, Captain!" is different as well.
Alongside that, Burger Beard's mouth is different than the normal opening sequence. He is seen with fake teeth in Patrick and Mr. Krabs' openings.
Music (V • T • E )
Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)
Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • The Tuneful Tuna's Advice • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old
Short songs • Production music • Original music
