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If you were looking for the article about the episode, then see "Truth or Square."

These theme songs are the fake rejected opening title songs for what would become the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song, shown in the episode "Truth or Square."

Squidward Tentacles Theme Song

Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Burger Beard: I can't hear you!
Kids: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Burger Beard: Oh...!
Who lives in a monument under the sea?
Kids: Squidward Tentacles! [Squidward is wearing pants, Hans comes and takes them off]
Burger Beard: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he! [Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head absorbs water and he spits it out]
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!
Burger Beard: If practical common sense be something you wish... [Recumbent bicycle Squidwards ride across the screen.]
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!
Patchy: Next!

Patrick Star Theme Song

Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Burger Beard: I can't hear you!
Kids: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Burger Beard: Oh...!
Who lives like a barnacle under the sea?
Kids: Patrick Seastar!
[Hans puts Patrick's pants on and he laughs and falls into his house, but continues laughing anyway]
Patchy: Nope!

Eugene H. Krabs Theme Song

Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Burger Beard: I can't hear you!
Kids: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Burger Beard: Oh...!
Who lives in an anchor under the sea?
Kids: Eugene Krabs does! [Hans takes his sack full of money]
Mr. Krabs: Hey!
Burger Beard: Krusty and red and greedy is he!
Mr. Krabs: Come back with me money!
Kids: Eugene Krabs does!
Burger Beard: If stingy and greedy is something you wish... [Mr. Krabs gets back his money]
Kids: Eugene Krabs does!
Mr. Krabs: Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Patchy: Ugh. Pretty cruddy, huh, kids?

Trivia

  • Painty the Pirate's voice is slightly different from his normal voice used in the actual SpongeBob SquarePants theme song. In these themes, he is played by Bob Joles, but in the original theme song, he is played by Pat Pinney.
    • The kids' voices saying, "Aye-aye, Captain!" sound different, like the WhoBob WhatPants theme song.
    • Alongside that, Painty's mouth is different than the normal opening sequence. He is seen with braces in Squidward's opening theme, a gold tooth in Patrick's opening theme, and short hillbilly teeth in Mr. Krabs' opening theme.
  • A full version of the Patrick Star theme was created for The Patrick Star Fan Favorites Special.


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