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These theme songs are the fake rejected opening title songs for what would become the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song , shown in the episode "Truth or Square ."
Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]Children: Aye-aye, Captain!Captain: I can't hear you!Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!Captain: Oh...!Who lives in a monument under the sea? Children: Squidward Tentacles! [Squidward is wearing pants, Hans comes and takes them off] Captain: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he! [Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head absorbs water and he spits it out] Children: Squidward Tentacles! Captain: If practical common sense be something you wish... [Recumbent bicycle Squidwards ride across the screen.] Children: Squidward Tentacles! Patchy: Next!Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]Children: Aye-aye, Captain!Captain: I can't hear you!Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!Captain: Oh...!Who lives like a barnacle under the sea? Children: Patrick Seastar! [Hans puts Patrick's pants on and he laughs and falls into his house, but continues laughing anyway] Patchy: Nope!Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]Children: Aye-aye, Captain!Captain: I can't hear you!Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!Captain: Oh...!Who lives in an anchor under the sea? Children: Eugene Krabs does! [Hans takes his sack full of money] Mr. Krabs: Hey!Captain: Krusty and red and greedy is he! Mr. Krabs: Come back with me money!Children: Eugene Krabs does! Captain: If stingy and greedy is something you wish... [Mr. Krabs gets back his money] Children: Eugene Krabs does! Mr. Krabs: Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.Patchy: Ugh. Pretty cruddy, huh, kids?Trivia [ ] Painty the Pirate 's voice is slightly different from his normal voice used in the actual SpongeBob SquarePants Bob Joles , but in the original theme song, he is played by Pat Pinney .
The children's voices saying, "Aye-aye, Captain!" sound different, like the WhoBob WhatPants theme song.
Alongside that, Painty's mouth is different than the normal opening sequence. He is seen with braces in Squidward's opening theme, a gold tooth in Patrick's opening theme, and short hillbilly teeth in Mr. Krabs' opening theme. A full version of the Patrick Star theme was created for "The Patrick Star Fan Favorites Special ."
Music (V • T • E )
SpongeBob SquarePants Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Ripped Pants • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Jellyfish Jam • F.U.N. Song • Doing the Sponge • Blow the Man Down • I Wanna Go Home • Loop de Loop • Bossy Boots Song • That's What Friends Do • The Very First Christmas • This Grill Is Not a Home • Sweet Victory • Hey All You People • Give It All You've Got • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Striped Sweater • Electric Zoo • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide • You're Old • Camp Fire Song Song • I Wish I Could Fly • He's Flying • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • Gary's Song • Where's Gary? • The Feeling of Greed • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Birthday Girl • Down the Well • The Best Day Ever • Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • If I Could Talk to Money • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Bubble Song • Fueling the Bus • Mr. Krabs' song • Sandy's song • Plankton's song • Squidward's song • Back in Encino • Goodbye, Atlantis • Together • Dead Eye • Idiot Friends • I Love Krabby Patties • Frying Up Patties • The Suction Cup Symphony • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Oh, My Karen • A Day Like This • Krabby Patty Jingle • Rubber Hose Rag • The Scurvy Song • Oh, Krusty Krab • Beautiful Dreamer • Jellyfishing • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Rodeo Song • Gratitude • Squidward's Tiki Land • Musical Doodle • Dear Friend • Neat Clarinet • The Road Song • Ghouls O The Briny Deep • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Hot Fruitcake • Don't Be a Jerk • High Tide Time • Never Give Up • Two Thumbs Down • Who Am I? • I Hate People • Ahhhh • My Leg Is In Love! • He's Our Mermaid Man • Filthy Muck • Flippin' Out • Gloves Song • Feeding Frenzy • Pets Are People Too • Goober Rag • Everything Juice • Old Man Jenkins Had a Farm • Sammy Suckerfish Song • Sweet Neptune, Help Me! I'm Pinned Under Weights In My Home Gym! • Wash and Dry
Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years Tag, You're It • Square Dance Song • Eye of the Hotdog
The Patrick Star Show The Patrick Song • Let's Be Dumb • Sad Song • Dueling Jingles • The Granny Tentacles Show Theme Song • The Neighborhood Song • World of Friendship • Baby Stars Theme Song • Jailhouse Workout • Holiday Play • Watch Out for That Rake • What My Brother Said to Me
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Goofy Goober Theme Song • Now That We're Men • Goofy Goober Rock • Ocean Man • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Just a Kid • The Best Day Ever
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Teamwork • Squeeze Me • Rap Battle • Patrick Star • Sandy Squirrel
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • On the Road Again • Dream Weaver • How We Do • Livin' La Vida Loca • Gary's Song • My Heart Will Go On • Secret to the Formula • Take On Me • Agua • Krabby Step • Snail: I'm Avail
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie My Name is Sandy Cheeks • She Makes Waves • The Amazing Flying Cheeks • Squidward Breathes • This Squirrel's Done Good • Sandy Cheeks Theme
Plankton: The Movie Welcome to Bikini Bottom • I'm Plankton • Say My Name, Karen • I Made a New Friend • I'm A Jerky Jerk • You and Me • Welcome Back to Bikini Bottom
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Music from the Movie and More... Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Bikini Bottom • They'll Soon Discover • Under My Rock • You Better Swim • Employee of the Month
The Best Day Ever Barnacles! • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin' the Hook • Superior • Doin' the Krabby Patty • You Will Obey! • Who Wants to Race Me? • Fishin' for Money • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom
It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Christmas Eve Jitters • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Wet, Wet Christmas • Ho Ho Hoedown • Christmas Is Mine
Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Thank Gosh It's Monday
Bikini Bottom Day • BFF • No Control • When the Going Gets Tough • (Just a) Simple Sponge • Daddy Knows Best • Hero is My Middle Name • Super Sea Star Savior • Tomorrow Is • Poor Pirates • Bikini Bottom Boogie • Chop to the Top • (I Guess I) Miss You • I'm Not a Loser
Theme songs SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song
Short songs List of short songs
SpongeBob Musik (German dub ) Lecker Lecker • Hummer • Ich bin RoboBob • Weil ich ein Burgerbrater bin • Du kriegst die Formel nie • Im Radio singt ein Schwamm • Kommt Doch Rein • Schnee in Bikini Bottom • Ich heb ab • Mein Gedudel • Ramba Zamba • Flüdelüdel • Ich find die Hose nicht • Bargeldlos • Platz da, Patrick macht Pogo • Schneckentanz • Schokolade • Am Meeresgrund • Witzig Witzig • Popo-Klatsher
Other Beats by Bob • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Just 10 Minutes • King and Ghost • Plankton and Krabs • Plankton & Karen Love Song • The Positivity Song • SpongeBob's Birthday • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Back • We Makin' Krabby Patties
