List of short songs

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This is a list of short songs that appear in SpongeBob SquarePants. If you were looking for longer songs, then see List of songs.

4-Ply

SpongeBob SquarePants - 4 Ply

4-Ply is a song by Boys Who Cry that was covered by Squidward (voiced by Rodger Bumpass) and was featured in the episode "Whale of a Birthday." It is unknown if that is even the whole song, because Squidward was cut off by Pearl's teenage friends and is pelted with a Krabby Patty statue head of Pearl and other various food items.

Lyrics

When my tear ducts give issue

I can't use just any tissue

I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply

When I cry, huh!

Argh...

Argh... is the second song sang by Patrick Star in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Along with "I Wrote This," it is one of two songs wrote by Patrick. It is the shortest song in the series, lasting less than 5 seconds.

Lyrics

[SpongeBob and Patrick are randomly yelling and dancing, while thrashing a chainsaw and a guitar.]

Bikini Bottom National Anthem

"Bikini Bottom National Anthem" is the anthem that the Bikini Bottomites use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "Imitation Krabs" as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake, and again in "Little Yellow Book" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning he dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. The anthem was recited in "Imitation Krabs" while SpongeBob and Robot Krabs stood on one leg and balanced a cup of chocolate milk on their heads. It was also recited in The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!.

Lyrics

Oh, Bikini Bottom,

We pledge our hearts to you.

As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue!

Bikini Bottom, we love you!

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It's to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Plankton tuned somewhere else before finishing the song.

Lyrics

Brush, brush, brush my teeth,

Gently keep them clean-

Brushin' Everywhere

"Brushin' Everywhere" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode "Dumped."

Lyrics

Brush brush brush,

Brush brush brush,

Brushin' everywhere

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear

Studio the song is recorded at.

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear is a song sung by Eban Schletter in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song. It isn't the whole thing, but it is all that was heard of it. The song was written by Tom King.

Lyrics

—and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!

Eat at The Krusty Krab

Eat at the Krusty Krab is a song sung by Mr. Krabs while he was interrupting Squidward's show, "Squidward Chat." This song was featured in the episode, "Tentacle-Vision."

Lyrics

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab

Eat at the Krusty Krab!

We don't just want you,

We want your money too!

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab

We want your money too!

Fancy Livin'

Fancy Livin' is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick when they walk away from the con man's first house with their candy bars carrying bags. It's heard in "Chocolate With Nuts"

Lyrics

Fancy livin', here we come!

La la la la, la!

For He's A Jolly Good Rookie

Spongebob Squarepants - For he's a Jolly Good Rookie

For He's A Jolly Good Rookie is a song sung by Bikini Bottomites in "F.U.N." while making SpongeBob the new Bikini Bottom Honorary Town Rookie. The song is a parody of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow." Near the end of the song, the citizens abruptly stop singing and leave in boredom.

Lyrics

For he's a jolly good rookie,

For he's a jolly good rookie,

For he's a jolly good rookie...

Which no- whatever.

Gary's Feeding Time

Gary's Feeding Time is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road," It is to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine."

Lyrics

Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im

Now it's Gary's feeding time!

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow-

Gary's Way

Gary's Way is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Missing Identity" as he's giving Gary breakfast.

Lyrics

The most important meal of the day,

Servin' it up,

Gary's way.

Pop!

Get Up, Be Active

Patrick Star’s “Get Up Be Active”

Get Up, Be Active is a song or "lullaby" sung by Patrick in the episode "InSPONGEiac" as he tries to wake up SpongeBob.

Lyrics

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Going on Down to Boating School

Going on Down to Boating School is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "The Hot Shot." He sings it as he runs down to Boating School, and is cut short by his classmates who he thinks are cheering for him (they are cheering for Tony Fast).

Lyrics

Goin' on down to Boating School

Boating School, Boating School

Goin' on down to Boating School

La dee da da, Mrs. Puff-

Going on Vacation

Going on Vacation is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation."

Lyrics

Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!

Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!

Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!

La la la la la la la!

I'm a vacation man!

Happy Birthday Squidward

Happy Birthday Squidward is sung by SpongeBob and Patrick to Squidward in the beginning of the episode “Opposite Day.”

Lyrics

Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday cake!

Happy, happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse!

Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday, Squidward!

Have You Seen My Genius

Have You Seen My Genius is song sung by Plankton in the episode "Chum Bucket Supreme."

Lyrics

Oh yeah, who's the genius?

Have you seen this, seen this, seen this

Seen my genius, genius, genius!

I Don't Care

I Don't Care is a song sang by Squidward in "CopyBob DittoPants" when he thought he was dreaming.

Lyrics

I don't care,

I don't care,

None of this is real!

I Hate SpongeBob

I Hate SpongeBob is a song sang by Squidward while he was watering his garden in "Mermaid Pants."

Lyrics

I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...

Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la

I'm Gonna Know The Formula

I'm Gonna Know The Formula is a song sang by Plankton in "CopyBob DittoPants."

Lyrics

I'm gonna know the formula!

I'm gonna know the formula...

I'm Squidward

I'm Squidward is a song sung by Patrick Star and then by him and SpongeBob in the episode "Opposite Day." It is often repeated in that episode.

Lyrics

I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

Indoors

Indoors Song (HQ)

This is a song by SpongeBob in the episode "I Had an Accident."

Lyrics

I know of a place,

Where you never get harmed.

A magical place,

With magical charms.

Indoors, indoors, indooooors!

Take it away, Penny!

Penny: [silence]

I’ve Got an Abrasive Side!

This song was sung by SpongeBob in The Abrasive Side when he receives an abrasive side.

Lyrics

I’ve got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side,

I‘ve got an abrasive side, and now I can say no!

Abrasive side, abrasive side, and now I can say-

Krabby O' Mondays Birthday Song

Appeared in "Selling Out."

Lyrics

Happy Happy Birthday [sighs]

Happy Happy Bir-

Krusty Krab Pizza

File:The Krusty Krab Pizza Song

Krusty Krab Pizza is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Pizza Delivery," while walking with Squidward Tentacles.

Lyrics

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me

Krab Pizza, is the pizza, absolutively!

[Beat Boxing]

Pizza

[Beat Boxing]

Pizza

[Beat Boxing]

Ba ba

Doogily doogily pizza

Doogily doogily pizza

Doogily doogily pizza

Krusty Kra-a-a-a-a-ab Pizza, is the pizza, yea-ah, for you and me-e-e-e-e-e!

Laundry Song

Laundry Song is the song in "New Digs" when SpongeBob does laundry. Its instrumental version is the title card song.

Lyrics

Laundry song, la la la

Sing about your laundry all day long!

La-la-la-la-laundry song!

Meatball, Meatball

Meatball, Meatball is a chant used in the episode "Imitation Krabs," as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake. The chant is recited while Robot Krabs is shot out of a cannon and lands on a chair to "eat" a plate of spaghetti.

Lyrics

SpongeBob and Robot Krabs: Meatball, meatball

Spaghetti underneath.

Ravioli, ravioli

Great Barrier Reef!

Mr. Krabs' Sea Shanty

This sea shanty is a song by Mr. Krabs sings to drive out SpongeBob's earworm in "Earworm."

Lyrics

It be drowsy and wet on the mighty high seas

The ideal abode for rampant disease

Oh, mateys. Oh, mateys. Don't ever weep!

If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!

Night Song

The Night Song is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Graveyard Shift."

Lyrics

Night, night, night, night

Night, night, night, night

Night, night, night, night

Na-na-na-na-na-night!

NIGHT!

Off to Work

Off to Work is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Endless Summer" short.

Lyrics

Off to work at the Krusty Krab,

frying up patties and

blabbity blab.

Oh, I Wonder

Oh, I Wonder is a song sang by Mr. Krabs in "What's Eating Patrick?"

Lyrics

Oh, I wonder how many Krabby Patties I can sell!

Pearl's Me Daughter

Pearl's Me Daughter is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "Squeaky Boots" for Pearl on her birthday party.

Lyrics

Yar har, Pearl's me daughter,

And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,

Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,

yar, yar, yar Ta-da!

Ravioli Song

The ravioli song is a very short song seen in "Imitation Krabs." It is a classic song that is somewhat considered an internet meme.

Lyrics

Ravioli, ravioli,

Give me the formuoli.

Sandy's Western Song

Sandy's Western Song is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove SpongeBob's earworm in the episode, "Earworm." Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.

Lyrics

Ohhh...

Life on the prairie is lonesome indeed,

Not a friend in sight amongst the rustlin' weeds,

So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,

I just fire up my friend generator contraption!

Santa's Coming Tonight

File:Spongebob's Santa's Coming Tonight Tonight

Santa's Coming Tonight is a song sung in the episode "Christmas Who?" by a group of Bikini Bottomites gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of the chorus of "Jingle Bells".

Lyrics

Santa's coming tonight, tonight,

Santa's coming tonight!

Santa's coming tonight, tonight,

Santa's coming tonight!

Santa's coming tonight, tonight!

Santa's coming tonight!

Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me

Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me is a song from the episode "Party Pooper Pants."

Lyrics

Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me,

Yo ho yo ho,

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh!

Yo ho yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho...

Oh, scurvy ain't for the likes of me.

Secret Hideout

Secret Hideout is a short song heard in the episode "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa." The song was sung by Patrick Star.

Lyrics

Secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hide!-

Slabby Patty Song

Slabby Patty Song is a short song heard in "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout". The song was sung by JimBob.

Lyrics

Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right Slabby Patty, day and night, what a nifty tasty sight! Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right...!

Squidly's Songs

File:SpongeBob SquarePants Song Squidly's Songs These are some songs sung by Squidly in "Dunces and Dragons."

I Was the King's Favorite Fool

Lyrics

I was the King's favorite fool

I made merry mirth and laughter!

But I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,

Now I hang from ye old rafter.

Spare Us, Dark Knight

Lyrics

Oh Dark Knight spare us please,

don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,

Pray, take these two, and let me go free,

and I will give to thee some... cheese!

The Dragon is Here

Lyrics

The evil wizard's dragon is here, see the townsfolk scream with fear,

See the townsfolk try to run, I can tell this won't be fun,

The dragon will torch everything, everything in the valley,

Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!

The King is Bad

Lyrics

Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,

how you are the greatest at everything,

like letting a dragon burn down our city,

a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,

'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.

You were bad, you are to blame,

now hang your kingly head in shame,

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

The king is bad, the king's to blame,

he hangs his kingly head in shame,

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

The Princess Screams

This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from Planktonamor's wrath. The melody vaguely resembles "Rule, Britannia."

Lyrics

Hark the princess, she screams from the tower,

From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.

There Once Was a Dragon

Lyrics

There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,

He let me go free, for he had a big heart!

[zapped by the dragon]

Everyone be-eth a critic.

'Tis All Ended Well

Lyrics

Hark rings the bell, 'tis all ended well,

The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,

And only a few of us got badly burned!

Shopping Spree, That's For Me

Shopping Spree, That's For Me is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Shopping List" after he is given a shopping list.

Lyrics

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Squidward Is My Best Friend

Squidward Is My Best Friend is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" while SpongeBob is playing the bass very badly and squeakily and is singing. In the second verse, he pulls back the bow on the string like a bow and arrow and lets go, having it go through one of Squidward's paintings.

Lyrics

Squidward, is my best friend, in the world,

Squidward, is my best friend in the sea,

Squidward, likes Patrick more than SpongeBob,

And Patrick is a dirty stinky rotten friend stealer!

Squidward Had a Krabby Patty

"Squidward Had a Krabby Patty" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "The Two Faces of Squidward." It is a parody to the nursery rhyme, Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Lyrics

Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Squidward had a Krabby Patty, who's buns were white as snow.

Squidward's Lullaby

"Squidward's Lullaby" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Snooze You Lose."

Lyrics

Sleep, little Squidward.

Catch some winks

Everything and everybody clearly stinks.

Steppin' on the Beach

"Steppin' on the Beach" is a song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "Walking Small." This song has become popular on the Internet.

Lyrics

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Surreptitiously Mine

"Surreptitiously Mine" is a short song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "To Love a Patty.' The lyrics were written by Casey Alexander, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.

Lyrics

Someday I’m gonna make you my sweetie

Not overtly, but surreptitiously

Drum solo! Doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

The Mustard Song

Lyrics

SpongeBob: I struck mustard!

Squidward: Mustard?

Patrick: Mustard?

SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick: Look at all the mustard flow!

Look at all the mustard flow!

That golden yellow fatty acid treat!

The Toy Store Song

The Toy Store Song is a short song heard in the episode "Toy Store of Doom." SpongeBob sings the entire song - which goes on for several hours; due to the use of a time card, only the very end of the song is heard.

Lyrics

Toys, glorious toys!

Laaaa-laa-laaa!

Toys!

Yeah!

We Are Der Little Kiddievinks

We Are Der Little Kiddiewinks is a song heard in the episode, "Sold!" It is sung by Squidward pretending to be the the Fishtrapp Children.

Lyrics

We are der little kiddievinks,

Der kiddievinks, der kiddievinks.

Ve are der little kiddievinks,

Ve love to sing all day!

Welcome Home, Sandy

In the episode "A Flea in Her Dome," SpongeBob and Patrick try to sing a song about Sandy coming back. This song is known as Welcome Home Sandy. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song.

Lyrics

Welcome home, Sandy,

You know that we missed you!-

Welcome to our Club

Welcome to our Club is a song in "Club SpongeBob." SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star sing it to Squidward, welcoming him to their club.

Lyrics

Welcome to our club!

Welcome to our club!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squid...!

Walking to Work

Walking to Work is a song sang by SpongeBob when he was walking to the Krusty Krab, per it's name. It was sang in "The Clam Whisperer."

Lyrics

Walking to work ain't too shabby!

'Cause I'll be whipping up a Krabby Patty!

When You Dream Upon a Wish

When You Dream Upon a Wish is a song sang by SpongeBob when he sings to the woman in "Model Sponge". It resembles "When You Wish Upon a Star", a song from the 1940 Walt Disney movie, Pinnochio.

Lyrics

When you dream upon a wish,

you'll be heartened to know,

that hope fills your dish,

to the brim!

Working at the Krusty Krab

Working at the Krusty Krab is a unfinished song sung by Patrick while walking to his house in "Bummer Vacation."

Lyrics

Working at the Krusty Krab!

Making Krabby Patties all day.

Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...

Uhh, that's a hard song to remember.

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