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:When I cry. Huh!
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==Abrasive Side==
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'''Abrasive Side''' is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]] in [[The Abrasive Side]]
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===Lyrics===
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:I’ve got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side
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:I’ve got an abrasive side and now I can say no!
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:Abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side
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:And now I--
   
 
==Argh...==
 
==Argh...==
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==Bikini Bottom National Anthem==
 
==Bikini Bottom National Anthem==
[[File:Bikini Bottom National Anthem-3|400px]]
 
 
"'''Bikini Bottom National Anthem'''" is the anthem that the [[Bikini Bottomites]] use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "[[Imitation Krabs]]" as part of {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Mr. Krabs}}' secret handshake, and again in "[[Little Yellow Book]]" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning he dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. The anthem was recited in "Imitation Krabs" while SpongeBob and [[Robot Krabs]] stood on one leg and balanced a cup of chocolate milk on their heads.
 
"'''Bikini Bottom National Anthem'''" is the anthem that the [[Bikini Bottomites]] use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "[[Imitation Krabs]]" as part of {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Mr. Krabs}}' secret handshake, and again in "[[Little Yellow Book]]" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning he dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. The anthem was recited in "Imitation Krabs" while SpongeBob and [[Robot Krabs]] stood on one leg and balanced a cup of chocolate milk on their heads.
   
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==Fancy Livin'==
 
==Fancy Livin'==
 
'''Fancy Livin'''' is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} when they walk away from the [[con man]]'s first house with their [[candy bar bag carrying bag]]s. It's heard in "[[Chocolate With Nuts]]"
[[File:Spongebob-Fancy Livin|thumb|right|300 px]]
 
'''Fancy Livin'''' is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} when they walk away from the [[con man]]'s first house with their [[candy bar bag carrying bag]]s.
 
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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==For He's A Jolly Good Rookie==
 
==For He's A Jolly Good Rookie==
 
[[File:Spongebob Squarepants - For he's a Jolly Good Rookie|thumb|335px]]
 
[[File:Spongebob Squarepants - For he's a Jolly Good Rookie|thumb|335px]]
'''For He's A Jolly Good Rookie '''is a song sung by [[Bikini Bottomites]] in "[[F.U.N.]]" This music sounds similar to "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow."
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'''For He's A Jolly Good Rookie '''is a song sung by [[Bikini Bottomites]] in "[[F.U.N.]]" while making SpongeBob the new Bikini Bottom Honorary Town Rookie. The song is a parody of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow." Near the end of the song, the citizens abruptly stop singing and leave in boredom.
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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==Gary's Way==
 
==Gary's Way==
'''Gary's Way '''is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[Missing Identity]]" as he's giving Gary breakfast.
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'''Gary's Way''' is a song sung by {{Link|SpongeBob}} in the episode "[[Missing Identity]]" as he's giving Gary breakfast.
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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:Pop!
 
:Pop!
   
== Get Up, Be Active ==
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==Get Up, Be Active==
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[[File:Patrick Star’s “Get Up Be Active”|thumb|250px]]
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'''Get Up, Be Active '''is a song or "lullaby" sung by [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] in the episode "[[InSPONGEiac]]" as he tries to wake up SpongeBob.
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===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
   
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
   
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
   
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
   
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
:Get up, be active
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:Get up, be active!
   
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
   
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
   
:Get up, don't lie down
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:Get up, don't lie down!
 
:Get up, don't lie down!
 
:Get up, don't lie down!
   
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==Santa's Coming Tonight==
 
==Santa's Coming Tonight==
'''Santa's Coming Tonight''' is a song sung in the episode "[[Christmas Who?]]" by a group of [[Bikini Bottomites]] gathered around a Christmas tree."
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'''Santa's Coming Tonight''' is a song sung in the episode "[[Christmas Who?]]" by a group of [[Bikini Bottomites]] gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of the chorus of "Jingle Bells".
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
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==Squidly's Songs==
 
==Squidly's Songs==
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[[File:SpongeBob SquarePants Song Squidly's Songs|300px]]
 
These are some songs sung by [[Squidly]] in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]."
 
These are some songs sung by [[Squidly]] in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]."
   
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====Lyrics====
 
====Lyrics====
 
:Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
 
:Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
:how you are the greatest at everything,[[File:The King is Bad (Lyrics and Download)|thumb|right|335 px]]
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:how you are the greatest at everything,
 
:like letting a dragon burn down our city,
 
:like letting a dragon burn down our city,
 
:a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
 
:a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
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====Lyrics====
 
====Lyrics====
 
:There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
 
:There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
:He let me go free, for he had a big heart! ''[zapped by the dragon]''
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:He let me go free, for he had a big heart!
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:''[zapped by the dragon]''
:Everyone be-ith a critic.
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:Everyone be-eth a critic.
   
 
==='Tis All Ended Well===
 
==='Tis All Ended Well===
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==The Toy Store Song==
 
==The Toy Store Song==
'''The Toy Store Song''' is a short song heard in the episode "[[Toy Store of Doom]]." SpongeBob sings the entire song.
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'''The Toy Store Song''' is a short song heard in the episode "[[Toy Store of Doom]]." SpongeBob sings the entire song - which goes on for several hours; due to the use of a time card, only the very end of the song is heard.
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
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==Welcome Home, Sandy==
 
==Welcome Home, Sandy==
In the episode "[[A Flea in Her Dome]]," {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} try to sing a song about Sandy coming back. This song is known as Welcome Home Sandy. However, the [[Nat Peterson|bus driver]] stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song. Many have praised the bus driver for this.
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In the episode "[[A Flea in Her Dome]]," {{Link|SpongeBob}} and {{Link|Patrick}} try to sing a song about Sandy coming back. This song is known as Welcome Home Sandy. However, the [[Nat Peterson|bus driver]] stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song.
   
 
===Lyrics===
 
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:that hope fills your dish,
 
:that hope fills your dish,
 
:to the brim!
 
:to the brim!
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=== Trivia ===
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:The "When You Dream Upon a Wish" song resembles the "When You Wish Upon a Star" song from Walt Disney's "Pinocchio" (1940).
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==Working at the Krusty Krab==
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'''Working at the Krusty Krab''' is a unfinished song sung by {{Link|Patrick}} while walking to his house in "[[Bummer Vacation]]."
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===Lyrics===
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:Working at the Krusty Krab!
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:Making Krabby Patties all day.
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:Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...
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:Uhh, that's a hard song to remember.
   
 
==I Hate SpongeBob==
 
==I Hate SpongeBob==
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:I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...
 
:I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...
 
:Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la.
 
:Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la.
 
 
   
 
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This is a list of short songs in SpongeBob SquarePants.

4-Ply

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SpongeBob SquarePants - 4 Ply

4-Ply is a song by Boys Who Cry that was covered by Squidward (voiced by Rodger Bumpass) and was featured in the episode "Whale of a Birthday." It is unknown if that is even the whole song, because Squidward was cut off by Pearl's teenage friends and is pelted with a Krabby Patty statue head of Pearl and other miscellaneous food items.

Lyrics

When my tear ducts give issue
I can't use just any tissue
I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply
When I cry, huh!

Abrasive Side

Abrasive Side is a song sung by SpongeBob in The Abrasive Side

Lyrics

I’ve got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side
I’ve got an abrasive side and now I can say no!
Abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side
And now I--

Argh...

Argh... is the second song sang by Patrick Star in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Along with "I Wrote This," it is one of two songs wrote by Patrick.

Lyrics

[SpongeBob and Patrick are randomly yelling and dancing, while thrashing a chainsaw and guitar.]

Trivia

  • Argh... is the shortest song in the series, lasting less than 5 seconds.

Bikini Bottom National Anthem

"Bikini Bottom National Anthem" is the anthem that the Bikini Bottomites use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "Imitation Krabs" as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake, and again in "Little Yellow Book" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning he dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. The anthem was recited in "Imitation Krabs" while SpongeBob and Robot Krabs stood on one leg and balanced a cup of chocolate milk on their heads.

Lyrics

Oh, Bikini Bottom,
We pledge our hearts to you.
As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue!
Bikini Bottom, we love you!

Birthday Song for Squidward

Happy_Birthday_Squidward!

Happy Birthday Squidward!

Birthday Song for Squidward is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Opposite Day," although it was not actually Squidward's birthday.

Lyrics

Surprise! Happy Birthday Squidward!
Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!
Happy Happy Birthday! Pin the Tail on the Seahorse!
Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Squidward!
Squidward: It's not my birthday!

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It's to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Plankton tuned somewhere else before finishing the song.

Lyrics

Brush, brush, brush my teeth,
Gently keep them clean-

Brushin' Everywhere

"Brushin' Everywhere" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode "Dumped."

Lyrics

Brush brush brush,
Brush brush brush,
Brushin' everywhere

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear is a song sung by Eban Schletter in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song. It isn't the whole thing, but it is all that was heard of it. The song was written by Tom King.

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Studio the song is recorded at.

Lyrics

—and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!

Eat at The Krusty Krab

Eat at the Krusty Krab is a song sung by Mr. Krabs while he was interrupting Squidward's show, "Squidward Chat." This song was featured in the episode, "Tentacle-Vision."

Lyrics

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
Eat at the Krusty Krab!
We don't just want you,
We want your money too!
Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
We want your money too!

Fancy Livin'

Fancy Livin' is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick when they walk away from the con man's first house with their candy bar bag carrying bags. It's heard in "Chocolate With Nuts"

Lyrics

Fancy livin', here we come!
La la la la, la!

For He's A Jolly Good Rookie

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Spongebob Squarepants - For he's a Jolly Good Rookie

For He's A Jolly Good Rookie is a song sung by Bikini Bottomites in "F.U.N." while making SpongeBob the new Bikini Bottom Honorary Town Rookie. The song is a parody of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow." Near the end of the song, the citizens abruptly stop singing and leave in boredom.

Lyrics

For he's a jolly good rookie,
For he's a jolly good rookie,
For he's a jolly good rookie...
Which no- whatever.

Gary's Feeding Time

Gary's Feeding Time is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road," It is to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine."

Lyrics

Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im
Now it's Gary's feeding time!
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow-


Gary's Way

Gary's Way is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Missing Identity" as he's giving Gary breakfast.

Lyrics

The most important meal of the day,
Servin' it up,
Gary's way.
Pop!

Get Up, Be Active

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Patrick Star’s “Get Up Be Active”

Get Up, Be Active is a song or "lullaby" sung by Patrick in the episode "InSPONGEiac" as he tries to wake up SpongeBob.

Lyrics

Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, be active!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!
Get up, don't lie down!

Going on down to Boating School

Going on down to Boating School is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "The Hot Shot." He sings it as he runs down to Boating School, and is cut short by his classmates who he thinks are cheering for him (they are cheering for Tony Fast).

Lyrics

Goin' on down to Boating School
Boating School, Boating School
Goin' on down to Boating School
La dee da da, Mrs. Puff-

Going on Vacation

Going on Vacation is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation."

Lyrics

Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!
Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!
Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!
La la la la la la la!
I'm a vacation man!

Have You Seen My Genius

Have You Seen My Genius is song sung by Plankton in the episode "Chum Bucket Supreme."

Lyrics

Oh yeah, who's the genius?
Have you seen this, seen this, seen this
Seen my genius, genius, genius!

I'm Squidward

I'm Squidward is a song sung by Patrick Star and then by him and SpongeBob in the episode "Opposite Day."

Lyrics

I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

Indoors

This is a song by SpongeBob in the episode "I Had an Accident."

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Indoors Song (HQ)

Lyrics

I know of a place,
Where you never get harmed.
A magical place,
With magical charms.
Indoors, indoors, indooooors!
Take it away, Penny!
Penny: [silence]

Krabby O' Mondays Birthday Song

Appeared in "Selling Out."

Lyrics

Happy Happy Birthday [sighs]
Happy Happy Bir-

Krusty Krab Pizza

Krusty Krab Pizza is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Pizza Delivery," while walking with Squidward Tentacles.

Lyrics

File:The Krusty Krab Pizza Song

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me

Krab Pizza, is the pizza, absolutively!
[Beat Boxing]
Pizza
[Beat Boxing]
Pizza
[Beat Boxing]
Ba ba
Doogily doogily pizza
Doogily doogily pizza
Doogily doogily pizza
Krusty Kra-a-a-a-a-ab Pizza, is the pizza, yea-ah, for you and me-e-e-e-e-e!

Laundry Song

Laundry Song is the song in "New Digs" when SpongeBob does laundry. Its instrumental version is the title card song.

Lyrics

Laundry song, la la la
Sing about your laundry all day long!
La-la-la-la-laundry song!

Meatball, Meatball

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Meatball, Meatball is a chant used in the episode "Imitation Krabs," as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake. The chant is recited while Robot Krabs is shot out of a cannon and lands on a chair to "eat" a plate of spaghetti.

Lyrics

SpongeBob and Robot Krabs: Meatball, meatball
Spaghetti underneath.
Ravioli, ravioli
Great Barrier Reef!

Trivia

  • Near the end of Imitation Krabs, Plankton does his own reprise that goes like, "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli."
    • This has become somewhat of an internet meme, with many edited videos of the clip, and even a remix of the phrase to the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow'.

Mr. Krabs' Sea Shanty

This sea shanty is a song by Mr. Krabs sings to drive out SpongeBob's earworm in "Earworm."

Lyrics

It be drowsy and wet on the mighty high seas
The ideal abode for rampant disease
Oh, mateys. Oh, mateys. Don't ever weep!
If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!

Night Song

The Night Song is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Graveyard Shift."

Lyrics

Night, night, night, night
Night, night, night, night
Night, night, night, night
Na-na-na-na-na-night!
NIGHT!

Off to Work

Off to Work is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Endless Summer" short.

Lyrics

Off to work at the Krusty Krab,
frying up patties and
blabbity blab.

Pearl's Me Daughter

Pearl's Me Daughter is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "Squeaky Boots" for Pearl on her birthday party.

Lyrics

Yar har, Pearl's me daughter,
And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,
Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,
yar, yar, yar Ta-da!

Sandy's Western Song

Sandy's Western Song is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove SpongeBob's earworm in the episode, "Earworm." Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.

Lyrics

Ohhh...
Life on the prairie is lonesome indeed,
Not a friend in sight amongst the rustlin' weeds,
So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,
I just fire up my friend generator contraption!

Santa's Coming Tonight

Santa's Coming Tonight is a song sung in the episode "Christmas Who?" by a group of Bikini Bottomites gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of the chorus of "Jingle Bells".

Lyrics

Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
Santa's coming tonight!
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Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
Santa's coming tonight!
Santa's coming tonight, tonight!
Santa's coming tonight!

Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me

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Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me is a song from the episode "Party Pooper Pants."

Lyrics

Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me,
Yo ho yo ho,
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh!
Yo ho yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho...
Oh, scurvy ain't for the likes of me.


Secret Hideout

Secret Hideout is a short song heard in the episode "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa." The song was sung by Patrick Star.

Lyrics

Secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hide!-

Squidly's Songs

File:SpongeBob SquarePants Song Squidly's Songs These are some songs sung by Squidly in "Dunces and Dragons."

I Was the King's Favorite Fool

Lyrics

I was the King's favorite fool
I made merry mirth and laughter!
But I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,
Now I hang from ye old rafter.

Spare Us, Dark Knight

Lyrics

Oh Dark Knight spare us please,
don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,
Pray, take these two, and let me go free,
and I will give to thee some... cheese!

The Dragon is Here

Lyrics

The evil wizard's dragon is here, see the townsfolk scream with fear,
See the townsfolk try to run, I can tell this won't be fun,
The dragon will torch everything, everything in the valley,
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!

The King is Bad

Lyrics

Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
how you are the greatest at everything,
like letting a dragon burn down our city,
a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
You were bad, you are to blame,
now hang your kingly head in shame,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
The king is bad, the king's to blame,
he hangs his kingly head in shame,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

The Princess Screams

This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from Planktonamor's wrath. The melody vaguely resembles "Rule, Britannia."

Lyrics

Hark the princess, she screams from the tower,
From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.

There Once Was a Dragon

Lyrics

There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
He let me go free, for he had a big heart!
[zapped by the dragon]
Everyone be-eth a critic.

'Tis All Ended Well

Lyrics

Hark rings the bell, 'tis all ended well,
The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,
And only a few of us got badly burned!

Shopping Spree, That's For Me

Shopping Spree, That's For Me is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Shopping List" after he is given a shopping list.

Lyrics

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!
Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!
Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Squidward Is My Best Friend

Squidward Is My Best Friend is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" while SpongeBob is playing the bass very badly and squeakily and is singing. In the second verse, he pulls back the bow on the string like a bow and arrow and lets go, having it go through one of Squidward's paintings.

Lyrics

Squidward, is my best friend, in the world,
Squidward, is my best friend in the sea,
Squidward, likes Patrick more than SpongeBob,
And Patrick is a dirty stinky rotten friend stealer!

Squidward's Lullaby

"Squidward's Lullaby" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Snooze You Lose."

Lyrics

Sleep, little Squidward.
Catch some winks
Everything and everybody clearly stinks.

Steppin' on the Beach

"Steppin' on the Beach" is a song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "Walking Small." This song has become popular on the Internet.

Lyrics

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Surreptitiously Mine

"Surreptitiously Mine" is a short song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "To Love a Patty.' The lyrics were written by Casey Alexander, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.

Lyrics

Someday I’m gonna make you my sweetie
Not overtly, but surreptitiously
Drum solo! Doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

The Toy Store Song

The Toy Store Song is a short song heard in the episode "Toy Store of Doom." SpongeBob sings the entire song - which goes on for several hours; due to the use of a time card, only the very end of the song is heard.

Lyrics

Toys, glorious toys!
Laaaa-laa-laaa!
Toys!
Yeah!

We Are Der Little Kiddievinks

We Are Der Little Kiddiewinks is a song heard in the episode, "Sold!" It is sung by Squidward pretending to be the the Fishtrapp Children.

Lyrics

We are der little kiddievinks,
Der kiddievinks, der kiddievinks.
Ve are der little kiddievinks,
Ve love to sing all day!

Welcome Home, Sandy

In the episode "A Flea in Her Dome," SpongeBob and Patrick try to sing a song about Sandy coming back. This song is known as Welcome Home Sandy. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song.

Lyrics

Welcome home, Sandy,
You know that we missed you!-

Welcome to our Club

Welcome to our Club is a song in "Club SpongeBob." SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star sing it to Squidward, welcoming him to their club

Lyrics

Welcome to our club!
Welcome to our club!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squidward!
Welcome Squid...!

Oh, I Wonder

Oh, I Wonder is a song sang by Mr. Krabs in "What's Eating Patrick?"

Lyrics

Oh, I wonder how many Krabby Patties I can sell!

I Don't Care

I Don't Care is a song sang by Squidward in "CopyBob DittoPants" when he thought he was dreaming.

Lyrics

I don't care,
I don't care,
None of this is real!

I'm Gonna Know The Formula

I'm Gonna Know is a song sang by Plankton in "CopyBob DittoPants."

Lyrics

I'm gonna know the formula!
I'm gonna know the formula...

Walking to Work

Walking to Work is a song sang by SpongeBob when he was walking to the Krusty Krab, per it's name. It was sang in "The Clam Whisperer."

Lyrics

Walking to work ain't too shabby!
'Cause I'll be whipping up a Krabby Patty!

When You Dream Upon a Wish

When You Dream Upon a Wish is a song sang by SpongeBob when he sings to the woman in "Model Sponge".

Lyrics

When you dream upon a wish,
you'll be heartened to know,
that hope fills your dish,
to the brim!

Trivia

The "When You Dream Upon a Wish" song resembles the "When You Wish Upon a Star" song from Walt Disney's "Pinocchio" (1940).

Working at the Krusty Krab

Working at the Krusty Krab is a unfinished song sung by Patrick while walking to his house in "Bummer Vacation."

Lyrics

Working at the Krusty Krab!
Making Krabby Patties all day.
Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...
Uhh, that's a hard song to remember.

I Hate SpongeBob

I Hate SpongeBob is a song sang by Squidward while he was watering his garden in "Mermaid Pants."

Lyrics

I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...
Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la.

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