List of short songs

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This is a list of short songs that appear in SpongeBob SquarePants. If you were looking for longer songs, then see List of songs.

4-Ply

SpongeBob SquarePants - 4 Ply

"4-Ply" is a song by Boys Who Cry that was covered by Squidward and featured in the episode "Whale of a Birthday." It was written by Vincent Waller and Andy Paley.

Lyrics

When my tear ducts give issue

I can't use just any tissue

I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply

When I cry, huh!

Aka Waka Maka Mia

Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke - Aka Waka Maka Mia (Music Video) -1080p-

"Aka Waka Maka Mia" is a song written by Tim Hill, and sung by SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star. The song is sung in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run during the show at King Poseidon's Palace, when they are mistaken for artists, and in a flashback of Camp Coral talent show.

Lyrics

Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia Was a pufferfish

Being bigger than a puffer was his only wish

And so he huffed, he puffed, he billowed and he blew-

A Mining We Will Go

"A Mining We Will Go" is a short song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Mustard O' Mine." The music was composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton and Jeremy Wakefield.

Lyrics

Oh, a-mining we will go!

The mustard, it will flow!

With pick and axe, without the facts!

There's nothing that we know!

Ta-da!

Bikini Bottom National Anthem

"Bikini Bottom National Anthem" is the anthem that the Bikini Bottomites use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "Imitation Krabs" as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake, and again in "Little Yellow Book" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning SpongeBob dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. It was also recited in The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!

Lyrics

Oh, Bikini Bottom,

We pledge our hearts to you.

As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue!

Bikini Bottom, we love you!

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth

"Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It is sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Plankton tuned somewhere else before SpongeBob could finish the song.

Lyrics

Brush, brush, brush my teeth,

Gently keep them clean-

Brushing Everywhere

"Brushing Everywhere" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode "Dumped."

Lyrics

Brush brush brush,

Brush brush brush,

Brushing everywhere

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear is a song sung by Eban Schletter in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song The song was written by Tom King.

Lyrics

And that's why you're my cookie, wookie, teddy bear!

Eat at The Krusty Krab

"Eat at the Krusty Krab" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode "Tentacle-Vision."

Lyrics

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab

Eat at the Krusty Krab!

We don't just want you,

We want your money too!

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab

Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab

We want your money too!

"El Diablo" Song

'El Diablo' TIM HILL - The SpongeBob Movie- Sponge on the Run (2020) Official Song Movie Soundtrack

"El Diablo" is a song sung in the movie The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run. It is heard during Sage's narration about El Diablo, and during the chase by El Diablo's whirlwind form.

Lyrics

El Diablo

El Diablo

El Diablo

El Diablo

Very bad man

Fancy Livin'

"Fancy Livin'" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick when they walk away from the con man's first house with their candy bar bags. It is heard in "Chocolate With Nuts."

Lyrics

Fancy livin', here we come!

La la la la, la!

For He's A Jolly Good Rookie

Spongebob Squarepants - For he's a Jolly Good Rookie

"For He's A Jolly Good Rookie" is a song sung by the Bikini Bottomites in "F.U.N." while making SpongeBob the new Bikini Bottom Honorary Town Rookie. The song is a parody of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow." Near the end of the song, the citizens abruptly stop singing and leave in boredom.

Lyrics

For he's a jolly good rookie,

For he's a jolly good rookie,

For he's a jolly good rookie...

Which no- whatever.

Gary's Feeding Time

"Gary's Feeding Time" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It goes to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine."

Lyrics

Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im

Now it's Gary's feeding time!

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow-

Gary's Way

"Gary's Way" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Missing Identity" as he's giving Gary breakfast.

Lyrics

The most important meal of the day,

Servin' it up,

Gary's way.

Pop!

Get Up, Be Active

Patrick Star’s “Get Up Be Active”

"Get Up, Be Active" is a song or "lullaby" sung by Patrick in the episode "InSPONGEiac" as he tries to wake up SpongeBob.

Lyrics

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, be active!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Get up, don't lie down!

Going on Down to Boating School

"Going on Down to Boating School" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "The Hot Shot." He sings it as he runs down to Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and is cut short by his classmates, who are cheering for Tony Fast Jr.

Lyrics

Goin' on down to Boating School

Boating School, Boating School

Goin' on down to Boating School

La dee da da, Mrs. Puff-

Going on Vacation

"Going on Vacation" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation."

Lyrics

Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!

Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!

Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!

La la la la la la la!

I'm a vacation man!

Going to the Moon

"Going to the Moon" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Sandy's Rocket."

Lyrics

Yeah!

Going to the moon!

Moon ride!

Moon ride!

Moon ride!

Going to Work/Crossing the Street

"Going to Work/Crossing the Street" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!"

Lyrics

Going to work, going to work, I'm going to work!

I'm going to work, I'm going to work, I'm going to work!

I'm going to work. I'm going to work, going to work, go-going to work.

I'm crossing the street! Crossing the street! I'm crossing the street!

Happy Birthday Squidward

"Happy Birthday Squidward" is sung by SpongeBob and Patrick to Squidward on his "birthday" in the beginning of the episode “Opposite Day.”

Lyrics

Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday cake!

Happy, happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse!

Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday, Squidward!

Have You Seen My Genius?

"Have You Seen My Genius?" is a song sung by Plankton in the episode "Chum Bucket Supreme."

Lyrics

Oh yeah, who's the genius?

Have you seen this, seen this, seen this?

Seen my genius, genius, genius!

I Don't Care

"I Don't Care" is a song sung by Squidward in "CopyBob DittoPants" when he thought he was dreaming.

Lyrics

I don't care,

I don't care,

None of this is real!

I Hate SpongeBob

"I Hate SpongeBob" is a song sung by Squidward while he was watering his garden in "Mermaid Pants."

Lyrics

I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...

Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la...

I'm Gonna Know The Formula

"I'm Gonna Know The Formula" is a song sung by Plankton in "CopyBob DittoPants."

Lyrics

I'm gonna know the formula!

I'm gonna know the formula...

I'm Squidward

"I'm Squidward" is a song sung by Patrick Star and then by him and SpongeBob in the episode "Opposite Day." It is often repeated in that episode.

Lyrics

I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

Ignoring

"Ignoring" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful."

Lyrics

Ignoring, ignoring! La la dum. La la dee. La la doo.

Indoors

Indoors Song (HQ)

"Indoors" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "I Had an Accident." This song has become popular in 2020 because of the Coronavirus pandemic.

Lyrics

I know of a place,

Where you never get harmed.

A magical place,

With magical charms.

Indoors, indoors, indooooors!

Take it away, Penny!

Penny: [silence]

I've Got an Abrasive Side!

"I've Got an Abrasive Side" is sung by SpongeBob in "The Abrasive Side" when he receives an abrasive side. This song was arranged by Nicolas Carr.

Lyrics

I've got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side,

I've got an abrasive side, and now I can say no!

Abrasive side, abrasive side, and now I can say-

Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells

"Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells" is sung by SpongeBob, Mermaid Man, and later Barnacle Boy in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II." The song is a parody of a Batman and Robin-themed version of "Jingle Bells" (Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg), of whom Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are respective parodies.

Lyrics

Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,

Barnacle Boy laid an egg,

The Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel

And Barnacle Boy laid an egg. Hey-hey!

Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,

Barnacle Boy laid an egg,

The Dirty Bubble popped and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and SpongeBob got away!

Hooray!

Krabby O' Mondays Birthday Song

The "Krabby O' Mondays Birthday Song" is sung by Squidward at Krabby O'Monday's in the episode "Selling Out."

Lyrics

Happy Happy Birthday [sighs]

Happy Happy Bir-

Laundry Song

The "Laundry Song" is a song sung in "New Digs" when SpongeBob does his laundry. Its instrumental version is "New Digs Title Music."

Lyrics

Laundry song, la la la

Sing about your laundry all day long!

La-la-la-la-laundry song!

Listen to the Mustard Flow

"Listen to the Mustard Flow" is a song sung by SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward in the episode "Mustard O' Mine." It's set to the tune of "Listen to the Mockingbird."

Lyrics

SpongeBob: I struck mustard!

Squidward: Mustard?

Patrick: Mustard?

SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick: Look at all the mustard flow!

Look at all the mustard flow!

That golden yellow fatty acid treat!

Meatball, Meatball

"Meatball, Meatball" is a chant used in the episode "Imitation Krabs," as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake. The chant is recited while Robot Krabs is shot out of a cannon and lands on a chair to "eat" a plate of spaghetti.

Lyrics

SpongeBob and Robot Krabs: Meatball, meatball

Spaghetti underneath.

Ravioli, ravioli

Great Barrier Reef!

Mermaid Man Our Hero

Mermaid Man Our Hero is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Mermaid Pants." It is written by Kaz and played alongside "The Lineman."

Lyrics

Patrick: Mermaid Man, our hero! Barnacle Boy, you too!

SpongeBob: Mermaid Man, crime fighter! Barnacle Boy, makes two!

Patrick: Evil found its match today! Underwater justice and fair play!

Both: Super plan! Garbage can! Mini van! Mermaid Man!

Mr. Krabs' Sea Shanty

"Mr. Krabs' Sea Shanty" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs to drive out SpongeBob's earworm in "Earworm." It's set to the tune of the traditional folk song "The Irish Washerwoman."

Lyrics

It be drowsy and wet on the mighty high seas

The ideal abode for rampant disease

Oh, mateys. Oh, mateys. Don't ever weep!

If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!

Night Song

The "Night Song" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Graveyard Shift."

Lyrics

Night, night, night, night

Night, night, night, night

Night, night, night, night

Na-na-na-na-na-night!

Night!

Off to Work

"Off to Work" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Endless Summer" short.

Lyrics

Off to work at the Krusty Krab,

frying up patties and

blabbity blab.

Oh, I Wonder

"Oh, I Wonder" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "What's Eating Patrick?"

Lyrics

Oh, I wonder how many Krabby Patties I can sell!

Pearl's Me Daughter

"Pearl's Me Daughter" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "Squeaky Boots" for Pearl on her birthday party.

Lyrics

Yar har, Pearl's me daughter,

And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,

Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,

yar, yar, yar... Ta-da!

Ravioli Song

The "Ravioli Song" is a very short song heard in "Imitation Krabs."

Lyrics

Ravioli, ravioli,

Give me the formuoli.

Sandy's Western Song

"Sandy's Western Song" is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove SpongeBob's earworm in the episode "Earworm." Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.

Lyrics

Ohhh...

Life on the prairie is lonesome indeed,

Not a friend in sight amongst the rustlin' weeds,

So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,

I just fire up my friend generator contraption!

Santa's Coming Tonight

"Santa's Coming Tonight" is a song sung in the episode "Christmas Who?" by a group of Bikini Bottomites gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of the chorus of "Jingle Bells."

Lyrics

Santa's coming tonight, tonight,

Santa's coming tonight!

Santa's coming tonight, tonight,

Santa's coming tonight!

Santa's coming tonight, tonight!

Santa's coming tonight!

Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me

"Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me" is a song from the episode "Party Pooper Pants."

Lyrics

Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me,

Yo ho yo ho,

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh!

Yo ho yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho...

Oh, scurvy ain't for the likes of me.

Secret Hideout

"Secret Hideout" is a short song heard in the episode "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa." The song was sung by Patrick Star.

Lyrics

Secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hide!-

Slabby Patty Song

The "Slabby Patty Song" is a short song heard in "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout." The song was sung by JimBob.

Lyrics

Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right,

Slabby Patty, day and night,

what a nifty tasty sight!

Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right...!

Squidly's Songs

These are some songs sung by Squidly Tentacles in "Dunces and Dragons."

King's Favorite Fool

Lyrics

I was the King's favorite fool

I made merry mirth and laughter!

But I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,

Now I hang from ye olde rafter.

Dragon is Here

Lyrics

The evil wizard's dragon is here, see the townsfolk scream with fear,

See the townsfolk try to run, I can tell this won't be fun,

The dragon will torch everything, everything in the valley,

Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!

King is Bad

Lyrics

Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,

how you are the greatest at everything,

like letting a dragon burn down our city,

a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,

'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.

You were bad, you are to blame,

now hang your kingly head in shame,

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

The king is bad, the king's to blame,

he hangs his kingly head in shame,

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Oh Dark Knight

Lyrics

Oh Dark Knight spare us please,

don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,

Pray, take these two, and let me go free,

and I will give to thee some... cheese!

Hark the Princess

This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from Planktonamor's wrath. The melody vaguely resembles "Rule, Britannia."

Lyrics

Hark the princess, she screams from the tower,

From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.

Handsome Dragon

Lyrics

There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,

He let me go free, for he had a big heart!

[gets zapped by the dragon]

Everyone be-eth a critic.

Ring the Bell

Lyrics

Hark rings the bell, 'tis all ended well,

The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,

And only a few of us got badly burned!

Shopping Spree, That's For Me

"Shopping Spree, That's For Me" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Shopping List" after he is given a shopping list.

Lyrics

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!

Smiling Rainbows

"Smiling Rainbows" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Sold!" It was written by Andrew Goodman with music composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield.

Lyrics

Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun,

smilin' rocks, and vegetation!

Look ma, I'm dancing, and hear my song!

The world is lovely when nothing is wrong!

Everything's smiling, yes even me!

Is this what they call feeling happy?!

Squidward Is My Best Friend

"Squidward Is My Best Friend" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" while he is playing the bass very badly and is singing. In the second verse, he pulls back the bow on the string like a bow and arrow and lets go, having it go through one of Squidward's paintings. However Patrick interrupts him.

Lyrics

Squidward, is my best friend, in the world,

Squidward, is my best friend in the sea,

Squidward,-

Patrick: likes Patrick more than SpongeBob!

And Patrick is a dirty stinky rotten friend stealer!

Squidward Had a Krabby Patty

"Squidward Had a Krabby Patty" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "The Two Faces of Squidward." It is a parody of the nursery rhyme "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

Lyrics

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,

whose buns were white as snow.

Squidward's Lullaby

"Squidward's Lullaby" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Snooze You Lose." It was written by Kaz.

Lyrics

Sleep, little Squidward.

Catch some winks

Everything and everybody clearly stinks.

Steppin' on the Beach

"Steppin' on the Beach" is a song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "Walking Small." This song has become popular on the Internet.

Lyrics

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Surreptitiously Mine

"Surreptitiously Mine" is a short song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "To Love a Patty." The lyrics were written by Casey Alexander, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.

Lyrics

Someday I’m gonna make you my sweetie

Not overtly, but surreptitiously

Drum solo! Doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

The Toy Store Song

"The Toy Store Song" is a short song heard in the episode "Toy Store of Doom." SpongeBob sings the entire song, which goes on for several hours; due to the use of a time card, only the very end of the song is heard.

Lyrics

Toys, glorious toys!

Laaaa-laa-laaa!

Toys!

Yeah!

This is the Way we Paint the Fence

"This is the Way we Paint the Fence" is a song from "The Patrick Star Show" episode "Bummer Jobs" when SpongeBob and Patrick paint Incidental 82's fence.

Lyrics

This is the way we paint the fence,

Paint the fence,

Paint the fence.

This is the way we paint the fence all the night awayyy.

Three Cheers for SpongeBob

"Three Cheers for SpongeBob" is a song heard in the episode, "I Had an Accident." It is sung by Patrick and Sandy in an attempt to get SpongeBob off his house.

Lyrics

Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob!

Three cheers for you!

We Are Der Little Kiddievinks

"We Are Der Little Kiddiewinks" is a song heard in the episode, "Sold!" It is sung by Squidward pretending to be the Fishtrap children.

Lyrics

We are der little kiddievinks,

Der kiddievinks, der kiddievinks.

Ve are der little kiddievinks,

Ve love to sing all day!

Welcome Home, Sandy

"Welcome Home, Sandy" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "A Flea in Her Dome." SpongeBob and Patrick try to sing this song about Sandy coming back. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song.

Lyrics

Welcome home, Sandy,

You know that we missed you!-

Welcome to our Club

"Welcome to our Club" is a song sung in "Club SpongeBob." SpongeBob and Patrick sing it to Squidward, welcoming him to their club; however, Squidward interrupts them before they can finish singing the song.

Lyrics

Welcome to our club!

Welcome to our club!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squidward!

Welcome Squid...!

Walking to Work

"Walking to Work" is a song sung by SpongeBob when he was walking to the Krusty Krab, as the title suggests. It was sung in "The Clam Whisperer."

Lyrics

Walking to work ain't too shabby!

'Cause I'll be whipping up a Krabby Patty!

When You Dream Upon a Wish

"When You Dream Upon a Wish" is a song sung by SpongeBob when he sings to the woman in "Model Sponge." It resembles "When You Wish Upon a Star," a song from the 1940 Walt Disney movie Pinocchio.

Lyrics

When you dream upon a wish,

you'll be heartened to know,

that hope fills your dish,

to the brim!

Working at the Krusty Krab

"Working at the Krusty Krab" is an unfinished song sung by Patrick while walking to his house in "Bummer Vacation."

Lyrics

Working at the Krusty Krab!

Making Krabby Patties all day.

Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...

Uhh, that's a hard song to remember.

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