List of production music/g

This article is a list of production music used in the series, starting with the letter G.

Gag 12

Gag 12 was composed by Zbigniew Wiszniewski.

• 146a. "The Abrasive Side" - "Why don't you scram, you little freeloader?"
• 229a. "Doodle Dimension" - Doodles biting Patrick's belly.
• 243b. "The Ballad of Filthy Muck" - Smelly Patrick in the kitchen.

Gala A

Gala A was composed by Dieter Reith.

• 35b. "Band Geeks" - Live-action football field.

Gala Performance

Gala Performance was composed by Laurie Johnson. It's perhaps best known as the British theme song to the old game show This Is Your Life.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 47a. "As Seen on TV" - "His singing is phenomenal!"
• 82a. "The Original Fry Cook" - Jim arrives at the Krusty Krab in a limousine; "It's Jim, me original fry cook!"
• 195a. "SpongeBob LongPants" - SpongeBob greeting customers.

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 30b. "Mermaid Men and Barnacle Boys" - "Ahhh! Comic book day!"

Gala Premiere

Gala Premiere was composed by Laurie Johnson.

Gallant Games

Gallant Games was composed by Maurice Courpalay.

Galleon

Galleon was composed by Sam Fonteyn.

Gallop Pole

Gallop Pole was composed by Jack Shaindlin.

The Patrick Star Show

• 1a. "Late for Breakfast" - The Dartfish Family are now having dinner.
• 2b. "Enemies à la Mode" - Walter has a flashback of him and Patrick.

Galloping Gertie

Galloping Gertie was composed by Sam Fonteyn.

• 94a. "Blackened Sponge" - Opening.

Galopede A

Galopede A was composed by Paul Lenart and Bill Matthiesen.

• 25a. "Which Witch is Which?" - Witch findin' GrandPat.

Game Reserve

Game Reserve was composed by Sam Sklair.

• 3a. "Quest for Tire" - The truck preys on a motor bike.

Games Played in the Dark

Games Played in the Dark was composed by Richard Harvey.

• 24b. "Imitation Krabs" - "How could you do this, SpongeBob?! Givin' me a secret formula to this...impostor!"
• 61a. "Fear of a Krabby Patty" - Dr. Lankton shows up.

Gamineries

Gamineries was composed by Achille Alberto Scotti.

• 250b. "Karen's Baby" - Plankton tells Chip to run away and he leaves the Chum Bucket.
• 281a. "Salty Sponge" - Biker gang walks into the Salty Spitoon.

Gangway

Gangway was composed by Tommy Reilly, and James Moody.

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 8a. "Pat's A Li'l Sinker" - Playing at the bottom of the lake.
• 9b. "Game Night" - They set up for game night
• 19a. "Painting with Squidward" - SpongeBob and Sandy making sculptures; Patrick making his sculpture

Gargantuan

Gargantuan was composed by Harry Lubin.

• 152a. "Big Sister Sam" - Sam destroys Patrick's house.
• 156. "Frozen Face-Off" - Mr. Krabs explains about the abominable snow mollusk; Snow mollusk appears.
• 188b. "Yeti Krabs" - Yeti Krab arrives at the Krusty Krab/Yeti Krab roars at Squidward and SpongeBob; the Yeti Krab grabs Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and SpongeBob and puts them on the grill.

Gates of Troy

Gates of Troy was composed by David Farnon.

• 19b. "Neptune's Spatula" - King Neptune appears.
• 92. "Atlantis SquarePantis" - Hall of science.
• 114a. "Dear Vikings" - Viking ship arrives at Krusty Krab.
• 126. "The Clash of Triton" - Neptune arrives.

Gathering Nuts and May

Gathering Nuts and May was composed by Harold Smart.

• 234a. "Patnocchio" - Patrick and Plankton play jump rope with Geppetto and Pinocchio.

Gay

Gay was composed by Bob Sharples.

• 5b. "I Smell a Pat" - Cecil making his stew; "Delicious!"
• 9a. "To Dad and Back" - "Welcome to Cecil Star, Patrick Star! Are you hear for the big tour?"
• 11a. "X Marks the Pot" - Bunny brings Man Ray inside.

Gay Activity

Gay Activity was composed by Clive Richardson.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 81. "Friend or Foe" - Plankton and Krabs convert their dumpster hideout into a restaurant.

The Patrick Star Show

• 31b. "Dr. Smart Science" - "How Does That Work?" segment/"Wouldn't it be neat if we could look inside and see how it works?"; X-ray of Patrick's insides; "All right, Patrick, time for a real easy experiment: the volcano!"; "You need to add precisely one teaspoon of baking soda."

Gay Dog

Gay Dog was composed by Frank Chacksfield.

• 31b. "Squirrel Jokes" - Sandy in the Barg’N Mart.
• 38b. "Artist Unknown" - Squidward shows Monty his artwork.
• 56a. "Born Again Krabs" - Grand Reopening of the Krusty Krab.
• 104a. "Not Normal" - "You know, it's a funny thing, Squidward. I smoothed out the edges of my personality and the rest just follow suit. Now I am utterly 'Normal'." (High pitched)

Gay Time

Gay Time was composed by Alan Perry.

• 83b. "Waiting" - Opening.

The Patrick Star Show

• 23b. "Blorpsgiving" - Captain Quasar meets Pat-Tron's family.

German Dance in F Major

German Dance in F Major was composed by Franz Schubert, Gerhard Kanzian, and Ed Lewis.

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 29b. "Low Falutin'" - "We've been fired from everything."

The Patrick Star Show

• 5a. "Squidina's Little Helper" -
• 13a. "Nitwit Neighborhood News" - SpongeBob tells a poem.

German Dizzy Dance

German Dizzy Dance was composed by Daniel Backes, and Peter Moslener.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 279c. "A Skin Wrinkle in Time" - GrandPat returns home.

The Patrick Star Show

• 10b. "Klopnodian Heritage Festival" - A fly costume frightens Patrick and Squidina.
• 18a. "The Patterfly Effect" - Time closet is set to travel to Klopnod from 30 years ago.

Get 'em Off! (a)

Get 'em Off! (a) was composed by Richard Myhill.

• 99a. "The Two Faces of Squidward" - "Handsome!"; "Wait a second... that nurse was right!"

Get Dancing

Get Dancing was composed by Victor Davies.

• 7b. "Who's a Big Boy?" - Patrick travels to the 1940s.

Get Dancing (A-1)

Get Dancing (A-1) was composed by R. Hook Norton.

• 253a. "Jolly Lodgers" - Squidward stretches at the hotel gym.

Get Up On the Floor

Get Up On the Floor was composed by Benjamin Muehlethaler and Adrian Zagoritis.

• 108a. "Patty Caper" - Music on Squidward's headphones.

Ghastly Ghouls

Ghastly Ghouls was composed by Sean Elder.

• 220. "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom" - "You couldn't frighten me in a million eternities, kid."
• 248a. "The Krusty Bucket" - PlanKrab tells Plankton he's also gonna be the new owner of the Chum Bucket.
• 299a. "Tango Tangle" - "The device that turns me into my alter ego with grayed hair, Ray Ray!"

Ghost Child (a)

Ghost Child (a) was composed by Dave Hewson.

• 13a. "Scaredy Pants" - SpongeBob nervously doing dishes.

Ghost Party

Ghost Party was composed by Sam Fonteyn.

• 7a. "The Haunting of Star House" - Ghosts try to scare Bunny while she mows the carpet.

The Ghostly Graveyard

The Ghostly Graveyard was composed by Roger Dexter.

Ghostly Presence

There are two tracks named Ghostly Presence. One was composed by Harry Lubin and the other was composed by Ronald Hanmer.

Harry Lubin version

• 162. "Ghoul Fools" - "That gold probably has ghost germs all over it."

Ronald Hanmer version

• 3a. "Lost in Couch" - "Remoto dragons love to hide deep in cushion jungles just like these."
• 7a. "The Haunting of Star House" - "The FlimFlam brothers?! You borrowed ten bucks from me in 1926 and skipped town!"

Ghostly Sightings

Ghostly Sightings was composed by Wilfred Burns.

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 14b. "Camp Spirit" - "You're a g-g-ghost hunter?"

The Patrick Star Show

• 28a. "Super Stars" - Barrel of toxic waste turns the Stars into superheroes.
• 30b. "There Goes the Neighborhood" - Incidental 6 tells Patrick and Squidina to go away.

Ghoulies And Ghosties - Remastered

Ghoulies And Ghosties - Remastered was composed by Frederic Bayco.

• 295b. "SpongeChovy" - "Nobody's turning me into a faux-chovy."
• 298b. "Pet the Rock" - Percival Rockhound appears.
• 299b. "Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con" - SpongeBob carrying "cooking ingredients."

Giant Steps

Giant Steps was composed by Ramon Codas.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 197b. "Two Thumbs Down" - Montage of SpongeBob recovering from his thumbs.

The Patrick Star Show

• 26a. "Bubble Bass Reviews" - Mama Bass listens to music while chopping carrots.

The Gift Box

The Gift Box was composed by Derek Zhao.

• 12a. "The Ho! Ho! Horror!" -

Gimme Your Best Shot

Gimme Your Best Shot was composed by Frederic Bellayer.

• 42a. "Star-Robics" - Dad-robics.

The Girl I Left Behind Me

The Girl I Left Behind Me is a traditional song performed by Brian Peters.

Give It All You've Got

Give It All You've Got was composed by Tony Cliff, Oswin Falquero, and Brian Wade.

• 39a. "Jellyfish Hunter" - The music that Mr. Krabs listens to on his headphones.

Glamorous Affair A

Glamorous Affair A was composed by John Fox and Otto Sieben.

• 10b. "F.U.N." - "Oh, darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart."
• 25b. "Patty Hype" - Krabs gives SpongeBob the Krusty Krab in exchange for the Pretty Patties stand.

Glamorous Christmas Party

Glamorous Christmas Party was composed by Gary Hughes.

• 272. "SpongeBob's Road to Christmas" - SpongeBob, Patrick, and Plankton head out.

Glamour Foxtrot

Glamour Foxtrot was composed by Lillian Munsie.

Glamour Party

Glamour Party was composed by Michel Gaucher.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 123-124. "Truth or Square" - Patchy calls Triumph The Insult comic Dog.

The Patrick Star Show

• 13a. "Nitwit Neighborhood News" - They arrive at the hideout.

Gliss Gloss - 7 Glisses

Gliss Gloss - 7 Glisses was composed by David Snell.

• 246a. "Plankton's Old Chum" - "Tell me about Chum Day. What's it like, what do you do?"

Glissando

Glissando was composed by Skaila Kanga and Richard Myhill. There are different variations.

Glissando Up [#1.16]

Glissando Up [#1.16] was composed by Eric Allen.

• 54. "Ugh" - Squog hits Patar.
• 60a. "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" - "Yep, he got away."; Strangler's eyes bug out.
• 60b. "Pranks a Lot" - "...half past invisible."

Glockenspiel Gavotte

Glockenspiel Gavotte was composed by Harry Breuer and Jean-Jacques Perrey.

Glory Road

Glory Road was composed by Sam Fonteyn.

Goblin Ballet

Goblin Ballet was composed by Ernest Tomlinson.

• 218a. "Spin the Bottle" - Face drawn on Patrick's hand.
• 221a. "No Pictures Please" - Patrick and tourist escape from Sandy's treedome, which gets flooded.
• 266. "Escape from Beneath Glove World" - Hieronymus Glove pardons SpongeBob and Patrick.
• 274a. "The Big Bad Bubble Bass" - "With his belching now foiled, he had but one plan: run home to his mommy, and cry like a man."

Goblin Forest

Goblin Forest was composed by Ronald Hanmer.

Going Maracas! (A)

Going Maracas! (A) was composed by Richard Myhill.

• 8. "Terror at 20,000 Leagues" - Squidina wakes up Patrick.
• 18b. "A Space Affair to Remember" - Patrick plays spin the bottle with the other Patricks.

The Gold Awards 1

The Gold Awards 1 was composed by Colin Sheen and Derek Watkins.

• 23a. "The Starry Awards" - "Live from Bikini Bottom, it's the first ever Starry Awards, with your host... Patrick Star!"; Patrick presents the award to Granny Tentacles.

Gondola Ride A

Gondola Ride A was composed by Matthew Moore.

• 11b. "Squatch Swap" - "Now that's a good worm-a jelly!"

Good King Wenceslas 59

Good King Wencelas 59 was composed by Richard A. Harvey.

• 12a. "The Ho! Ho! Horror!" - "Well, I guess it's coal for Squidward".

Good Morning

Good Morning was composed by Pete Dunn and Chris Mccormick.

• 29a. "Five Times the Fun" - Patrick in a baby stroller; "Y'know Patrick, it's time you stop wearing diapers."; tiny Patricks in Squidward's eyes.

Goodbye Rodney

Goodbye Rodney was composed by Pete Ross Winslow.

The Good and the Great

The Good and the Great was composed by Tim Garland.

• 243b. "The Ballad of Filthy Muck" - "I proclaim a declamation of stink-dependence!"

Good Bye Samba A

Good Bye Samba A was composed by Ben Nabor.

• 5b. "Home Sweet Pineapple" - Squidward dances on where SpongeBob's house used to be, unaware of what's happening under him, everyone celebrates the return of SpongeBob's house.
• 9b. "Opposite Day" - "Hello, Squidward - oops - I mean, goodbye, Squidward."
• 15b. "Suds" - Played during SpongeBob's cure.
• 30b. "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic" - "Kissy face!"

Good Old Dixie

Good Old Dixie was composed by Peter Winslow.

• 293a. "Big Top Flop" - Title card.

Goosebumps

Goosebumps was composed by Sean Elder.

• 278a. "Squidferatu" - Squidward whistling.

Gorgeous Girl

Gorgeous Girl was composed by Kurt Schick.

Gothic Adventure

Gothic Adventure was composed by Adam Saunders and Mark Cousins.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 133a. "The Curse of Bikini Bottom" - Title card.
• 162. "Ghoul Fools" - Lord Poltergeist takes SpongeBob's and Patrick's souls.

The Patrick Star Show

• 27a. "The Patrick Show Cashes In" - Shmandorians running in terror.
• 29b. "Family Plotz" - Tornado switches the park and cemetery signs.

Gothic Castle

Gothic Castle was composed by Steve Lodder.

• 278b. "Slappy Daze" - Title card (high-pitched +2).

Got My Blues

Got My Blues was composed by Michael R. Carubia.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 295a. "We ♥ Hoops" - Ajax Magee demanding candy from the Kelpbed Kids; Ajax egging Old Man Walker's house.

The Patrick Star Show

• 20a. "The Lil' Patscals" - Patrick and GrandPat hide Old Man Jenkins' ice cream from Officer Murphy.

Grace and Favours

Grace and Favours was composed by Richard Myhill. There are different versions.

Grace and Favours [#22]

The Patrick Star Show

• 21b. "Neptune's Ball" - Squidina messing with the DJ's sound system; "I do so love attending parties I was invited to."

Grace and Favours [#138]

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 2a. "Sugar Squeeze" - Nobby speaks.

The Patrick Star Show

• 21b. "Neptune's Ball" - Shot of Neptune's palace.
• 23a. "The Starry Awards" - Patrick biting himself.
• 25a. "Which Witch is Which?" - Squidina reads the scroll.

Gracious Mood for Clarinet

Gracious Mood for Clarinet was composed by Otto Sieben.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 206a. "Unreal Estate" - Squidward playing clarinet.
• 208a. "Snooze You Lose" - Squidward playing clarinet well because of SpongeBob.
• 244b. "Pineapple RV" - Warbling Water Lily starts playing the clarinet and dies; Water Lily playing the clarinet again.

The Patrick Star Show

• 15b. "Host-a-Palooza" - "Finally!"

Grand Canyon (a)

Grand Canyon (a) was composed by Bill Connor.

• 152b. "Perfect Chemistry" - Nut transporter.

The Grand Entry (a)

The Grand Entry (a) was composed by Will Schaefer.

• 201a. "Sandy's Nutmare" - Tree grows.

Grand Orchestral Fanfare

Grand Orchestral Fanfare was composed by Gregor F. Narholz.

Grand Pastures

Grand Pastures was composed by Harry Bluestone. There are different variations.

Grandpa's Tune

Grandpa's Tune was composed by Peter Seiber.

The Patrick Star Show

• 1a. "Late for Breakfast" - "Hey, Patrick. What's today's show gonna be about?"
• 3b. "Pat-a-thon" - Patrick explains the goal of the Pat-a-thon.

Grand Slam

Grand Slam was composed by Jack Shaindlin.

• 305b. "Big League Bob" - SpongeBob cooking on stage.

Grand Spectacular (C)

Grand Spectacular (C) was composed by Ron Goodwin.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 210b. "Burst Your Bubble" - "I did it!"
• 286a. "Hot Crossed Nuts" - "Sandy, this is no mere job!"
• 294b. "Buff for Puff" - Krabs checks himself in the mirror.

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 32b. "Dig This" - "This could be our chance at finding an undiscovered prehistoric creature!"; Sandy tells Krabs about the undiscovered creature.

Grandstand March

Grandstand March was composed by Roger Barsotti.

• 228a. "Fun-Sized Friends" - SpongeBob making pancakes.

Shorts

• . "What is Football?" - Opening at the Krusty Krab.

Grass Skirts Blowing (Hilo March)

Grass Skirts Blowing (Hilo March) was composed by Joseph Kapeau Ae‘a and arranged by The Hawaiian Serenaders, Jan Rap, and Jackie Sprangers.

Graveyard

Graveyard was composed by Johnny Pearson.

Grave Furnishings

Grave Furnishings was composed by Helmuth Brandenburg.

• 6b. "Bunny the Barbarian" - The troll lets Bunny inside.

Great Achievements

Great Achievements was composed by Nick Glennie-Smith.

• 50b. "Krusty Krab Training Video" - Final scene.

Great Moments

Great Moments was composed by Gregor F. Narholz. There are different variations.

The Great Western Jig

The Great Western Jig was composed by Douglas Pincock.

• 224b. "Scavenger Pants" - SpongeBob playing bagpipes.

The Great White

The Great White was composed by Gregor F. Narholz. There are different variations.

Greek Holiday

Greek Holiday was composed by Jonathan Hodge and the Masters Of Trash.

• 18b. "A Space Affair to Remember" - Patrick describes the Acropolis All-You-Can-Eat-atorium.

Greensleeves (a)

Greensleeves (a) was composed by Jim Rattigan.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 247a. "Swamp Mates" - "Would you like to hear an exciting story about Great Sir Patrick and the Fire-Breathing Dragon?"

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 32a. "Calling Some Monsters" - "Please, sir, may I have some less?"

The Patrick Star Show

• 21b. "Neptune's Ball" - Patrick uses his mouth as a plate to take the food.

Green Gnu

Green Gnu was composed by Sam Sklair and Otto Sieben.

• 7a. "The Haunting of Star House" - "Hello, friendly neighborhood paper boy!"

Grieg - In The Hall Of The Mountain King - Full Mix

Grieg - In The Hall Of The Mountain King - Full Mix was composed by Edvard Hagerup Grieg and Cornelius Oberhauser.

• 29a. "Five Times the Fun" - Patrick's limbs gaining sentience; Patrick clones running through the woods; Patrick clones enter the camp.

Grieg - Morning Mood - Full Mix

Grieg - Morning Mood - Full Mix was composed by Edvard Hagerup Grieg and Cornelius Oberhauser.

• 248a. "The Krusty Bucket" - Opening.

The Grinder

The Grinder was composed by Rolf Anton Krueger.

• 32a. "The Commode Episode" - Dartfish family listening to rock music.

The Grinder [#10]

• 3a. "Jellyfishing" - SpongeBob and Patrick get ready to go jellyfishing.

The Grinder [#30]

• 161a. "Mooncation" - Sandy and SpongeBob go "Moon Crater-Boarding."

Groovy Baby

There are two different versions of Groovy Baby, one was composed by Ib Glindemann, and the other one by Harold Geller and Desmond Champ.

Grotesque

Grotesque was composed by John Fox and Mac Prindy.

Grotesque #2

Grotesque #2 was composed by Jack Shaindlin.

• 7a. "The Haunting of Star House" - Ghosts try to haunt Patrick's family
• 7b. "Who's a Big Boy?" - "I don't know what's going on here, but bigger Patrick, bigger laughs!"

Grotesque Funeral

Grotesque Funeral was composed by Piotr Moss.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 286a. "Hot Crossed Nuts" - Krabs and Sandy see SpongeBob cooking with trash.

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 12a. "The Ho! Ho! Horror!" - SpongeBob asks where he's gonna find a jolly giant killer now.

Ground Attack

Ground Attack was composed by Sam Spence.

• 14b. "FitzPatrick" - "It is I, Beelzebass! Evil wizard extraordinaire!"

Gruesome

Gruesome was composed by The Surfdusters.

Guaracha Chase

Guaracha Chase was composed by Ronald Hanmer.

• 17a. "Camp Crossbones" - Montage of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy stealing badges.

Guaracha Senorita

Guaracha Senorita was composed by Heidi Pehofer.

• 117a. "Shuffleboarding" - Man Ray doing laundry.
• 147b. "Shellback Shenanigans" - The inside of The Club Shell bus is shown.
• 152b. "Perfect Chemistry" - The music Mr. Krabs listens to on his radio.
• 189. "SpongeBob You're Fired" - Taco restaurant.

Guerilla Warfare

Guerilla Warfare was composed by Harry Bluestone. There are different variations.

Guitar A Go Go

Guitar A Go Go was composed by Stuart Crombie.

SpongeBob SquarePants

• 269a. "Under the Small Top" - "Hello, fashion school? I'm coming back! I'm reborn!"

The Patrick Star Show

• 31a. "Movie Stars" - "Pink guy and SquareBoy, go man the concession stand!"; Manager tells Patrick and SpongeBob to throw stuff at the audience.

Guitar Gallop

Guitar Gallop was composed by Sam Spence.

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

• 14a. "Help Not Wanted" - Cecil doing activities with the campers.
• 18b. "Boo Light Special" - Mo wants an inflatable seahorse.
• 38b. "Parasite Pals" - Paris dragging SpongeBob to the canteen.

The Patrick Star Show

• 24b. "Olly Olly Organ Free" - Patrick rushes to the new deli.
• 37a. "Face/Off-Model" - Sponsors fleeing.

Guitar Island

Guitar Island was composed by Eric Spencer.

• 111. "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One" - Legend of Jack Kahuna Laguna.

Guitar Rag 1

Guitar Rag 1 was composed by Herbert Wallace, Jerry Burnham, and Joseph Wilson.

• 22b. "Bossy Boots" - The Kowboy Krab.

Gunning for Danger

Gunning for Danger (also known as "Man Trap") was composed by Syd Dale.

The Gunfighter

The Gunfighter was composed by Franco Micalizzi and Roberto Pregadio.

Gunfighter (Whip & Harmonica)

Gunfighter (Whip & Harmonica) was composed by Daniele Benati, Fabio Di Bari, and Enrico Prandi.

• 246b. "Stormy Weather" - "Hey, Doppler..."

Gunfighters and Lawmen

Gunfighters and Lawmen was composed by John Cacavas.

• 96. "Pest of the West" - "Who are you, anyway?"

Gypsy Jazz March

Gypsy Jazz March was composed by Sam Spence.

• 180a. "Patrick-Man!" - Patrick gets stuck in the ordering window.
• 219b. "Larry the Floor Manager" - Customers ordering food on treadmill.

The Patrick Star Show

• 19b. "Fun & Done!" - SpongeBob and Patrick making the fun things vanish.

The Gypsy Violinist

The Gypsy Violinist was composed by Dick Stephen Walter.

• 6b. "Pickles" - SpongeBob looks for the pickles on the bitten Krabby Patty.
• 9a. "Nature Pants" - "This is the way it's gonna be!"
• 14a. "SB-129" - "I don't belong here! This is all a horrible mistake! Please, we've got to do something!"