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This article is a list of associated production music used in the series and the episodes in which they are featured.

Hackney Carriage

Hackney Carriage was composed by Cedric King-Palmer.

• Grandma's Kisses - Grandma drops SpongeBob off.

Hail to the Chief (a)

Hail to the Chief (a) is a traditional march usually associated with the President of the United States of America. This version was arranged by Will Schaefer. There are two versions of this cue used on the show, one composed by Will Schaefer, and another composed by Graham De Wilde.

Will Schaefer Version

• Doing Time - "It is with great pride that I officially open this unfinished bridge."

Graham De Wilde Version

• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - SpongeBob says his mayor's term.

Hallelujah Chorus from Messiah

Hallelujah Chorus from Messiah was composed by George Frideric Handel.

• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - Mr. Krabs gives Squidward the Faberge egg.
• Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation - "Hallelujah!"

Hall of Fame

Hall of Fame was composed by Harry Bluestone.

• Chimps Ahoy

Happiness Castle

Happiness Castle was composed by Maurice De Courpalay.

• House Fancy - Squilliam shows off his gilded doorknob.
• Porous Pockets - Patrick tries to communicate to the butler.

Hangin' Ten

Hangin' Ten was composed by Rod Abernethy.

• Sun Bleached - Title card.
• Extreme Spots - SpongeBob chases the motorcycle.
• Helping A Large - "Your Elhtitan Is Summer!"

Happy and Gay

Happy and Gay was composed by Harry Bluestone and Emil Cadkin.

• Night Light - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy watch TV.

Happy As You Go

Happy As you Go was composed by Harry Lubin.

• Truth or Square - "Hey, kids! Isn't this exciting? I'm here at Nickolodeon, home of SpongeBob SquarePants and I'm gonna ask him if he'll be my guest-of-honor on my 10th Anniversary TV Special!"; Patchy confronts the studio.
• Kracked Krabs - Beuford 'Bargain' Bottom in "Convenience Store Caper".

Happy Boy

Happy Boy was composed by Jack Shaindlin.

• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - The start of Squidward's daydream
• Summer Job - Mrs. Puff is put in traffic school.
• Pet Sitter Pat - SpongeBob gets a letter from his grandmother; Grandma tries to blow out the candles.

Happy Bridges

The Happy Bridges were composed by Harry Bluestone.

Happy Bridge 1

• Pet or Pests - SpongeBob rings Mrs. Puff's doorbell.

Happy Bridge 3

• Pet or Pests - "Don't worry, little worms."

Happy Choo Choo A

Happy Choo Choo A was composed by Otto Sieben (pseudonym of Gerhard Narholz)

• Penny Foolish - The opening.
• No Nose Knows - Patrick chooses his nose.
• Pet or Pests - Spongebob offers baby worms to Larry at the supermarket.
• Truth or Square - Patchy calls Will Ferrel and tells him that his show is going to have Sir Quentin and Mr. Tinder.
• The Cent of Money - Mr Krabs searches the city for money.

Happy Christmas Medley

Happy Christmas Medley is a medley of traditional Christmas carols including "The Holly and the Ivy," "The First Noël," and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" arranged by David Snell.

• Christmas Who? - Final scene with Patchy.

Happy End

Happy End was composed by Gerhard Trede.

• Sleepy Time- Beginning of SpongeBob's dream.

Happy-Go-Lively

Happy-Go-Lively was composed by Laurie Johnson.

• Squidville - Title card; Montage of Squidward enjoying and then slowly getting bored of life in Tentacle Acres.
• Money Talks - Exterior shot of the mall.
• Goo Goo Gas - Plankton goes to the store to find baby powder.

Happy Home

Happy Home was composed by Harry Bluestone and Emil Cadkin.

• Gramma's Secret Recipe - Opening at Shady Shoals.
• Pet Sitter Pat - Spongebob reads Grandma's letter.; Grandma tries to blow her birthday candles.

Happy Jose

Happy Jose was composed by Ulrich Wenzel.

• Neptune's Spatula - "Now behold. The splendor of Atlantis."
• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - The music that plays in the elevator when SpongeBob and Patrick wait for their floor.
• Ghost Host - The music that plays at the mattress store.
• Patrick’s Staycation - SpongeBob massages Patrick. Also kevin campos Got None.

Happy Sponge Chase Vibes

Happy Sponge Chase Vibes was composed by Nicolas Carr.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 4
062	The Lost Mattress	Montage of SpongeBob and Patrick trying the mattresses.
065	Funny Pants	Title Card
071	Whale of a Birthday	Title Card
076	Hocus Pocus	Title Card
079	The Pink Purloiner	Title Card
Season 5
082	Night Light	Title Card
083	Fungus Among Us	Title Card
088	Money Talks	Title Card
097	20,000 Patties Under the Sea	Montage of SpongeBob and Patrick feeding the sea monster.
Season 6
110	The Slumber Party	Title Card
123-124	Truth or Square	Title Card
Season 7
133	Squidward in Clarinetland	Title Card
135	Back to the Past	Title Card

Harmonica Shorts

Harmonica Shorts was composed by Robb Appleton and Rick Fenn.

• Have You Seen This Snail? - Gary wanders through a desert.

Harry the Hippo

Harry the Hippo was composed by Phillip Green

#	Episode	Scene
Season 7
129	Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy	Sandy goes to the Krusty Krab.
132	Kracked Krabs	A huge guy is shown; "Quit fooling around!"
140	The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom	Spongebob meets Raar.
146	The Abrasive Side	"Don't you remember?"
148	The Masterpiece	The statue falls on SpongeBob.
152	Big Sister Sam	Sam is angry.
Season 8
160	Walking the Plankton	"Boy, I'm so sweaty."
170	Home Sweet Rubble	Patrick pushes a big boulder.
171	inSPONGEiac	Patrick tells Spongebob a story.
177	Move It or Lose It

Harry's Back

Harry's Back was composed by Hans Ehrlinger. It's a classical song that played in early season 2 episodes.

• Something Smells - "Maybe it's the way you're dressed."; "Maybe it's because you're ugly."
• Prehibernation Week - "I is 100% ma-male."
• Squirrel Jokes - The beginning; "That was fantastic, boy!"; SpongeBob comes on stage.

A Hat, A Cane

A Hat, a Cane was composed by Ronnie Hazlehurst.

• Culture Shock - SpongeBob's tap dancing routine with a hippopotamus bubble.

The Haunted Castle

The Haunted Castle was composed by Paddy Kingsland.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 2
033	Shanghaied	SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward first board the Dutchman's ship.
Season 3
056	Born Again Krabs	SpongeBob stands up for Mr. Krabs.
Season 4
070	Ghost Host	The Dutchman's ship appears.
076	Hocus Pocus	"Who dares to see Mr. Magic?!"

Haunted Surf

Haunted Surf was composed by The Surfdusters.

• Plankton! - SpongeBob searches for a mysterious voice; Plankton takes off his disguise and sneaks onto SpongeBob's bed.

Hawaii Jive Ho

Hawaii Jive Ho was composed by David Jones.

• Ugh - SpongeBob wakes up.

Hawaiian Beach

Hawaiian Beach was composed by Peter Dennis.

• The Lost Mattress - Mr. Krabs arrives at the Krusty Krab; "I am hurt, you idiot!"

Hawaiian Beauty

Hawaiian Beauty was mayhap composed by Lionel Wendling.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 6
107	No Nose Knows	Patrick smells good scents.
Season 7
140	Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle	Mr. Krabs gets massaged.
151	Love That Squid	Squidward and Squilvia's date works out at 8:00.
Season 8
177	The Good Krabby Name	Mr. Krabs and a customer are in the crow's nest.

Hawaiian Blues

Hawaiian Blues was composed by George de Fretes.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
007	Jellyfish Jam	The opening.
014	SB-129	The opening.
Season 3
045	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV	"SpongeBob, you need to admit your mistakes."

Hawaiian Breeze

Hawaiian Breeze was composed by Jon Jelmer. It has two parts. The first half of its second part sounds slightly different unlike that part's second half.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
012	The Chaperone	"Just don't be late, SpongeBob."
	Employee of the Month	Squidward and SpongeBob have a truce.
018	Walking Small	Plankton cries because he has two ice cream cones.
Season 2
022	Something Smells	Patrick is shown with a bag over his head.
	Bossy Boots	"Oh SpongeBob, how could I have done such a thing to me own flesh and blood?"
023	Bubble Buddy	"He's a bubble buddy."
037	I'm With Stupid	SpongeBob confesses to Patrick's fake parents that he isn't really stupid.
040	Squid on Strike	Plays during Squidward's dream.
Season 3
042	Club SpongeBob	Squidward cooks himself a bug.
045	Doing Time	"Alright seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice, white clothes."
047	Can You Spare a Dime	SpongeBob tucks Squidward in.
Season 4
063	Have You Seen This Snail?	SpongeBob talks to Mr. Krabs about Gary running away.
076	Hocus Pocus	SpongeBob cries when he thinks that he'll never be able to change Squidward back to normal.
Season 6
112	Porous Pockets	SpongeBob reunites with Patrick.
	Choir Boys	SpongeBob tells Squidward that Patrick is away.
Season 7
128	Stuck in the Wringer	Patrick brushes his teeth.
145	Enchanted Tiki Dreams	Squidward gets upset after his tiki land is destroyed.

Hawaiian Calypso

Hawaiian Calypso was composed by Jo Van Wetter. 2 of these 3 episodes are from the 2004 section of season 3, and in the 2, the track is associated with SpongeBob.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 3
057	Krabby Land	Opening scene with SpongeBob eating breakfast.
060	SpongeBob Meets the Strangler	SpongeBob and the Strangler go shopping.
Season 4
069	Krusty Towers	Squidward does a quick change into vacation gear.

Hawaiian Cocktail

Hawaiian Cocktail was composed by Richard Myhill.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
001	Tea at the Treedome	Sandy gives SpongeBob a grand tour of her dome.
002	Bubblestand	"You should be ashamed of yourselves."; The ending.
	Ripped Pants	SpongeBob walks away feeling embarrased.
004	Boating School	"I’ve got too much to worry about."; "Only, now I don't even have my bike."
012	The Chaperone	"Oh, Gary, I'm a prom failure."
	Employee of the Month	The Krusty Krab explodes and it starts raining Krabby Patties.
017	Arrgh!	"A game. That's right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh?"
	Rock Bottom	"Okay, 329."
018	Walking Small	"Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket."
019	Fools in April	Squidward attempts to apologize to SpongeBob.
	Neptune's Spatula	Patrick and Mr. Krabs cry; SpongeBob cries
020	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II	"I'm sorry, Barnacle boy. I didn't mean it. I just wanted to spend time with you. You're my heroes!" (starts to cry)
Season 2
022	Your Shoe's Untied	"SpongeBob's fault, SpongeBob's fault!!!"/"I failed. My career is over."
	Squid's Day Off	Mr. Krabs puts Squidward in charge while he's in the hospital.
024	Dying for Pie	Squidward cries when he thinks SpongeBob has exploded.
025	Patty Hype	Mr. Krabs and Squidward make fun of the Pretty Patties.
026	Squidville	"SpongeBob, this is the final straw..."; "Yep, this is great..."
033	Shanghaied	SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick are eaten. (Squidward's ending only)
035	Band Geeks	"Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing!"
038	Artist Unknown	SpongeBob feels ashamed of himself because of all of the work he worked on, and runs away to a city dump.
040	Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm	"No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!"
Season 3
041	The Algae's Always Greener	"Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh..."
044	Nasty Patty	"What a brave man, going in the line of duty like that! Why? Why? Why?"
045	Doing Time	"But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake!"
046	One Krabs Trash	SpongeBob leaves with the soda-drinking hat; "There he is with me $1,000,000 hat!"
048	No Weenies Allowed	Spongebob cries after breaking his fingers.
	Squilliam Returns	"O.K, I admit it! I'm a fraud! This was all a futile, pathetic attempt to impress you! This isn't really my restaurant...I'M JUST A CASHIER!" / "Squidward, I understand. I...have a confession to make myself."
053	New Student Starfish	SpongeBob sulks about getting detention.
	Clams	Mr. Krabs bawls.
055	The Great Snail Race	SpongeBob apologizes to Gary for what he's done to him.
056	Born Again Krabs	"I'm sorry, Flying Dutchman." "What have I done?"
060	SpongeBob Meets the Strangler	Squidward is 12% on time for work
feature film
	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Season 4
064	Good Neighbors	"Only have half an hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house."
065	Selling Out	"Have fun, Mr Krabs."
	Funny Pants
066	Dunces and Dragons	SpongeBob and Patrick cry.
067	Enemy In-Law	"Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hard shell."
068	Patrick SmartPants	"Goodbye, Mr... BEST FRIEND!"
	SquidBob TentaclePants
069	Mrs. Puff, You're Fired
070	Chimps Ahoy	"I've worked day and night for a week, but none of my inventions were any good. If I don't have a real impressive invention by this afternoon, they'll cut my funding and I'll have to leave Bikini Bottom."
	Ghost Host
071	Whale of a Birthday
072	All That Glitters
073	New Leaf
075	That's No Lady	"Please unset it."
076	The Thing	"Day 5, I think. I've been waddling in those fields. I'm hungry, tired, lost..."
077	Rule of Dumb
079	Squid Wood	Squidward cries.
080	Best Day Ever	SpongeBob finishes his speech.
	The Gift of Gum	"What am I gonna do, Gary?"
Season 5
081	Friend or Foe?	"Why Mr. Krabs? Why does he hate us so?!"
082	Night Light	"All alone. No light. No shelter."
083	Waiting	"My birthday party? I missed my birthday party?"
085	New Digs	SpongeBob apologizes to Mr. Krabs that he was a minute late for work.
	Krabs a la Mode	After the clamboni gets ruined.
086	Bucket Sweet Bucket	"Just forget it."
087	To Love a Patty
088	Money Talks
090	The Donut of Shame	"A donut this nice could really make a guy happy."; Patrick cries in front of SpongeBob.
091	Le Big Switch	The customer sobs after being insulted.
093	Picture Day
094	Blackened Sponge	SpongeBob looks in the mirror at his black eye.
098	What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?	SpongeBob escapes Bikini Bottom.
100	Banned in Bikini Bottom
Season 6
102	Nautical Novice	Mrs. Puff sees SpongeBob all groggy when he arrives on the bus.
104	Gone	Spongebob cries after realizing that he can't imitate Mrs. Puff.
105	The Splinter	"No, anything but that. Please Squidward, you can't let this happen! (cries) You can't let them force me away!"
106	A Life in a Day	SpongeBob, Larry, and Patrick end up in the hospital.
108	Plankton's Regular	"It's the second foulest thing I've ever tasted!"
109	Boating Buddies	"Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried my self in obtaining an unsoiled driving record! It's all that I have!"
	The Krabby Kronicle	"You're reaching new levels of imagination, boy!"
110	The Slumber Party	Pearl gets angry at Mr. Krabs because of her slumber party that got ruined.
	Grooming Gary	"You don't understand, SpongeBob! You'll never understand what it's like to be alone behind the red rope!"
116	Squid's Visit	Montage of SpongeBob crying and begging Squidward to visit his house.
	To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants	"I wish I could see him one last time."
118	Komputer Overload	"Oh curse you cruel fate. Once again, you've left me covered in the sticky goo of my own folley. Only this time, I'm all alone."
120	Toy Store of Doom	Patrick explains to the construction worker that he and SpongeBob want to go to the toy store, but it's not open yet.
122	Single Cell Anniversary	"And now the smell of defeat's so deeply penetrates my soul that my very skin is permeated with its foul stench!"; "There's nothing wrong. Don't worry. I'm fine."
123-124	Truth or Square	Plankton "launches himself".
Season 7
128	Stuck in the Wringer
130	Greasy Buffoons
	Model Sponge
134	Squidward in Clarinetland	Squidward melts; "Squidward, are you okay?"
136	A Day Without Tears	SpongeBob stubs his toe.
140	Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle	(higher pitched) SpongeBob passes out; "SpongeBob, can you hear me?"
146	The Abrasive Side	SpongeBob is upset because he can't say no to anyone.
150	Krusty Dogs	Squidward is shown outside during his break.
	The Wreck of the Mauna Loa	Mr. Krabs gets arrested after the ride has been destroyed.
152	Big Sister Sam	Patrick cries.
	Perfect Chemistry	SpongeBob's heart shatters.
Season 8
161	Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation	Mr. Krabs cries over the shredded money.; Pearl cries.
166	The Way of the Sponge	Fuzzy removes Sandy's belt.

Hawaiian Farewell

Hawaiian Farewell is an arrangement of Queen Liliuokalani's "Aloha Oe" by George Elliot.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
005	Home Sweet Pineapple	"The only thing left of my house is this little pebble."
006	Pickles	SpongeBob keeps writing down and crossing off different ways to make the Krabby Patty.
Season 2
027	Life of Crime	"Take a last look, Patrick. We can never go back."

Hawaiian Flower

Hawaiian Flower was composed by Jon Jelmer.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
018	Walking Small	Plankton packs a briefcase.
Season 3
043	The Bully	SpongeBob visits Flats in the hospital.
Season 4
073	New Leaf	Plankton explains his truce.
079	The Pink Purloiner	Patrick gives SpongeBob the net he made.
Season 5
086	Bucket Sweet Bucket	Plankton shows SpongeBob his rusted pipes.
Season 6
107	Giant Squidward	'Giant' Squidward compliments a fish's hairdo.
114	Ditchin'	SpongeBob sees the "Bikini Bottom Hug Fest."
116	To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants	The opening.
Season 7
136	A Day Without Tears	Squidward shows SpongeBob the sunset.

Hawaiian Happiness

Hawaiian Happiness was composed by Jon Jelmer.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
010	Culture Shock	After Pearl's act.
011	Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost	Squidward confesses that he is not a ghost.
017	Arrgh!	SpongeBob and Patrick tell Mr. Krabs about the game.
Season 2
037	I'm With Stupid	SpongeBob reads Patrick the letter from his parents.
Season 3
044	Idiot Box	SpongeBob and Patrick leave the box to go to bed.
058	Missing Identity	SpongeBob walks back home.
Season 4
074	Bummer Vacation	SpongeBob goes jellyfishing.
Season 5
085	New Digs	SpongeBob goes to sleep in a cardboard box.
096	Pest of the West	SpongeBob and Sandy leave the library.
Season 6
111	SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One	SpongeBob drags seaweed around; Sandy makes a fire.
114	Dear Vikings	SpongeBob writes his letter to the vikings.
115	Cephalopod Lodge	Squidward walks back home with SpongeBob and Patrick.
Season 7
146	Earworm	Squidward goes to bed.

Hawaiian Hula

Hawaiian Hula was composed by Terry Day.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
020	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II	"...met a villain and learned to treat third degree burns, all in one day!"
Season 2
021	Your Shoe's Untied	"Hey, SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes?"
022	Something Smells	The opening; SpongeBob sees the peanut plant.
033	Shanghaied	Shot of the island at dawn

Hawaiian Links

The Hawaiian Links were composed by Richard Myhill. They are very brief slides on a lap steel guitar.

Hawaiian Link (a)

This one is a basic glissando

• Jellyfishing - "Yeah, like that'll ever happen."; (Higher-pitched) The ending.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy rock in their rocking chairs.
• Hall Monitor - "Uh-oh."
• Sandy's Rocket - (Higher-pitched) The ending.
• Opposite Day - "Isn't it beautiful?"
• MuscleBob BuffPants - "Oh, this it it."
• The Chaperone - A limo pulls up in front of the Krabs' house.
• I Was a Teenage Gary - The moon shines.
• Karate Choppers - After SpongeBob says "That'll be the day"; Everything in the park is shown to be cut in half.
• Sleepy Time - SpongeBob arrives in Plankton's dream.
• Suds - "Oh, Gary, I feel horrible."
• Valentine's Day - SpongeBob and Patrick go up on the Ferris wheel.
• The Paper - "How could anyone have fun with just a piece of paper?"
• Arrgh! - "That's west, Patrick. Yer fired again!"
• Rock Bottom - The wind begins to blow.
• Texas - After SpongeBob says, "Homesick, huh?"; The ending.
• Walking Small - SpongeBob goes metal-detecting on the beach.
• Neptune's Spatula -The opening; Neptune restores Patrick.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II - Exterior shot of the diner.
• Squid's Day Off - Exterior shot of Squidward's house after SpongeBob says, "Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge."
• Something Smells - Exterior shot of the movie theater.; "We're not ugly, we just stink!"
• Bossy Boots - Cut to the scene where SpongeBob is outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars.
• Big Pink Loser -"FISH PASTE!"
• Bubble Buddy - Exterior shot of the Krusty Krab.
• Imitation Krabs - "Uh, SpongeBob, could you let me down?"
• Grandma's Kisses - "Side burns."; The ending.
• Christmas Who? - "I hope he can read Portuguese."; Squidward takes off the Santa costume.
• No Free Rides - After the part of the boat lands on Mrs. Puff's head.
• Squirrel Jokes - SpongeBob goes over to the Treedome.
• Pressure - SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Sandy go where the water meets the surface.
• Shanghaied - Squidward is back on the ship.
• Welcome to the Chum Bucket - Plankton gives SpongeBob vibrating shoes.
• Band Geeks - "I knew this was going to happen."
• Graveyard Shift - The Hash-Slinging Slasher is revealed to be a fry cook asking for a job application.
• Sailor Mouth - SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs paint Mama Krabs' house.
• Squid on Strike - "Hey, thanks, dude!"
• Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm - SpongeBob catches up to Sandy.
• The Algae's Always Greener - Squidward sees the grill.
• SpongeGuard on Duty - The camera zooms into a geek-looking SpongeBob.
• Club SpongeBob - (Higher pitched) The bug that Squidward cooks hits him on the nose.
• Nasty Patty - The inspector gets hit by a rock.
• Doing Time - Mrs. Puff walks away from the kitchen as SpongeBob and Patrick watch.
• One Krabs Trash - "I'm not?"
• Squilliam Returns - Squidward sits down and sighs.
• Krab Borg - The sun begins to rise.
• Chocolate with Nuts - The con man is shown counting the money he earned.
• The Sponge Who Could Fly - Exterior shot of the Barg N' Mart.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture - "They're beautiful!"
• Roller Cowards - The Glove World manager sees the tickets.
• Gary in Love - The sun rises.

Hawaiian Link (b)

This one is more melodic, sadder.

• Jellyfishing - "Maybe he doesn't like us."
• Plankton! - SpongeBob goes to bed.
• Naughty Nautical Neighbors - "I'll see ya tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!"; Squidward goes back inside the trash can.
• Pizza Delivery - The camera pans to show that SpongeBob was right - there was civilization where the moss was pointing.
• Home Sweet Pineapple - "Tartar sauce."
• Hall Monitor - "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
• Opposite Day - The camera zooms in on Squidward's house.
• F.U.N. - Transition between SpongeBob in the doughnut and the exterior of the Chum Bucket.
• MuscleBob BuffPants - "This working out thing isn't working out. Ow. Ow. Ow."; SpongeBob laughs nervously.
• Scaredy Pants - "I don't get it, Patrick."
• SB-129 - "Well, someone will realize I'm gone and come looking for me. I'll be outta here in no time."
• Karate Choppers - "Fired?"
• Sleepy Time - SpongeBob sees a dream bubble over Mr. Krabs' house.
• Suds - After SpongeBob's big sneeze destroys the Krusty Krab.
• Valentine's Day - Patrick shakes SpongeBob's hand.
• Arrgh! - SpongeBob walks home.
• Rock Bottom - "Come on, bus. I better get home and feed Gary."
• Texas - "Don't cry anymore, Sandy. I'll go get your bags."
• Walking Small - "Plankton?"
• Hooky - "This is more fun than double overtime at the Krusty Krab!"
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II - "Ah, Saturday morning in Bikini Bottom."
• Something Smells - "I'm ugly!"; "I’m not always as confident as I look. Maybe I’d better just go back and hide."
• Bossy Boots - "The Kuddly Krab"; SpongeBob is ready to fire Pearl.
• Bubble Buddy - "He kept us waiting for a bubble?"
• Imitation Krabs - "HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPP!"
• Patty Hype - The potential customer leaves the Krusty Krab; "Mr. Krabs was right!"
• Grandma's Kisses - SpongeBob runs home crying from the Krusty Krab.
• Squidville - Shot of the island at dawn.
• Pre-Hibernation Week - "What a workout."
• Life of Crime - "I wish we had something to eat, though."
• No Free Rides - Mrs Puff walks home from boating school.
• The Smoking Peanut - "Stupid Patrick, I didn't do anything wrong."
• Frankendoodle - SpongeBob pins the DoodleBob drawing to the wall.
• Krusty Love - Mr. Krabs apologizes to SpongeBob for making him run back and forth to buy gifts for Mrs. Puff.
• Artist Unknown - "My fame! My fortune! My hair!"
• Club SpongeBob - "There's no way out of here."
• My Pretty Seahorse - "I knew I should have just name her Debbie"
• Just One Bite - SpongeBob sadly walks back to the Krusty Krab; Squidward sobs after seeing the Patty being "cremated".
• Nasty Patty - A bright and sunny morning of Bikini Bottom is shown.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV - "Ah, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life."
• Squilliam Returns - "Please, Mr. Krabs! You gotta help me! When they get here tonight, they're gonna see I'm just a big phony and a loser!"
• Rock-a-Bye Bivalve - Shot of the island transitioning to a tired Patrick coming home from work.
• Party Pooper Pants - "While Patchy pulls himself together, let's see how SpongeBob's party is shaping up."
• The Great Snail Race - A tired Gary still practices for the race.
• Mid-Life Crustacean - Mr. Krabs sighs.
• I Had an Accident - Establishing shot of the hospital.
• Missing Identity - SpongeBob and Patrick look at the dumpster.
• SpongeBob Meets the Strangler - "Hey, how did you do that without shaving cream?"
• Krabs vs. Plankton - "No, no, no, no!"
• Have You Seen This Snail? - "Pets... sometimes I wonder if they understand a word you're saying."
• Funny Pants - (Higher pitched) "I could laugh the whole time...?"
• Enemy In-Law - "You little twerp!"
• Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture - "The movie's ruined!"
• Patrick SmartPants - "What's wrong with Patrick?"
• SquidBob TentaclePants - Sandy works on an invention.
• Ghost Host - After the video ends.
• Karate Island - Sandy leaves.
• Wishing You Well - "Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big."
• Bummer Vacation - "Oh, what to do, what to do?"; Toy Mr. Krabs kicks toy SpongeBob out of the Krusty Krab playset.
• Wigstruck - "Please let me keep it, Mr. Krabs."
• That's No Lady - "Later..."
• The Thing - SpongeBob and Patrick sadly miss Smellie.
• Driven to Tears - "Let's just go home, Patrick."
• The Original Fry Cook - "Please critique my work!"
• Bucket Sweet Bucket - Plankton spits out the paintbrush.
• Le Big Switch - The bus stops.
• Slimy Dancing - The audience leaves.
• The Two Faces of Squidward - "SpongeBob, you gotta help me!"
• SpongeHenge - The man in the moon and the man in the sun speak.
• Stanley S. SquarePants - "He's right. I ruin everything I touch!"
• Krabby Road - "One week later..."
• Suction Cup Symphony - Squidward walks off stage thinking his composition failed.
• Not Normal - "I'm not normal?"
• Gone - "Good night, Boaty."
• No Nose Knows - "I guess I'll always be a noseless freak."
• Plankton's Regular - "It's closing time."
• Cephalopod Lodge - Squidward sobs about being kicked out.
• Professor Squidward - "All right, I've had enough."
• Truth or Square - Mr. Krabs sobs.
• The Clash of Triton - Plays when SpongeBob is sleeping.
• I Heart Dancing - Transition from night to day.
• Stuck in the Wringer - "You deserve what you've gotten."
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - "The dump was closed."
• The Cent of Money - Gary pants.
• Karate Star - "Those are cleaning sponges!"
• Buried in Time - Squidward gets hit on the head.
• Earworm - Gary sleeps.
• Pet Sitter Pat - Gary sighs.
• InSPONGEiac - SpongeBob walks home.
• Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up Is Go! - SpongeBob walks up to the retirement home.
• Bumper to Bumper - Spongebob fails his driving test again.

Hawaiian March

Hawaiian March was composed by Setsuo Ohashi and Yasuteru Miura.

• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - SpongeBob gets dressed.

Hawaiian Party

Hawaiian Party was composed by Peter Dennis.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 3
055	Mid-Life Crustacean	Mr. Krabs has breakfast.
Season 4
062	Krabs vs. Plankton	SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs win the trial.
063	Have You Seen This Snail?	SpongeBob feeds Gary, not knowing that Gary ran away.
Season 7
139	Gramma's Secret Recipe	Spongebob looks at old photo albums with Plankton (his grandma).
140	Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle	Everyone gets all of their stuff back.
149	You Don't Know Sponge	"I don't need Patrick!"
	Tunnel of Glove	"I guess that turned out to be...kind of fun."; "You understand, girls. It's for posterity?"

Hawaiian Pussycat

Hawaiian Pussycat was composed and performed by George de Fretes. It seems to be based on the chord progression of "Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue". This piece is most commonly used as a theme for Gary.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
004	Naughty Nautical Neighbors	The opening.
009	Nature Pants	The ending.
	Opposite Day	Montage of SpongeBob, Patrick and Gary doing "opposite" things.
013	Scaredy Pants	SpongeBob shows Patrick his ghost costume.
014	Karate Choppers	SpongeBob tries to come up with things he and Sandy can do besides karate.
016	Valentine's Day	Title card.
019	Fools in April	The ending.
Season 2
021	Your Shoe's Untied	"Gary! Well I'll be. You can tie shoes!"
022	Something Smells	SpongeBob says "Hi" to everyone in Bikini Bottom.
027	Life of Crime	The ending.
029	Dumped	The opening.
032	The Smoking Peanut	The ending.
033	Gary Takes a Bath	Title card (replaces "Hawaiian Train" in current airings); The ending.
Season 3
056	I Had an Accident	(The only episode in season 3 to play this track) Sandy and Patrick jellyfish outside of SpongeBob's house.
Season 5
083	Fungus Among Us	(The only episode outside the Hillenburg era to play this track) The ending.

Hawaiian Train

Hawaiian Train was composed by Victor Cavini. This is the first production music to play in the series, and is often used on title cards.

• Help Wanted - Title card
• Naughty Nautical Neighbors - Title card; Squidward invites SpongeBob to his house for a dinner party. (Althought a different portion of this is used.)
• Boating School - Title card
• The Smoking Peanut - "Ah, the Bikini Bottom Zoo is having its annual 'Free Day'."
• Gary Takes a Bath - Title card. (replaced by "Hawaiian Pussycat" in current airings)
• That's No Lady - Title card.
• Pat No Pay - Title card.
• To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants - Title card.
• The Dinner Party! - Title card;"Welcome To The Party, Patrick"

Hazardous Affair

Hazardous Affair was discovered and named by viewer Kayla Benedetto on June 4, 2012.

• Imitation Krabs - "I'll never get that formula with that pest Krabs popping in and out like that. I've got it! I've been saving this for a rainy day. It looks like an ordinary penny, because it is an ordinary penny. That fool Krabs is too greedy to ignore you, my little pretty. (laughs maniacally)"

Head Over Heels (a)

Head Over Heels (a) was composed by Andrew Jackman.

• Culture Shock - The first part of Squidward's interpretive dance.

Heavenly Voices

Heavenly Voices were composed by David Farnon.

Heavenly Voices (b)

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
003	Plankton!	"Look at it, Squidward."; SpongeBob says his "last words".
019	Neptune's Spatula	"The golden spatula!"
Season 2
021	Squid's Day Off	"The cash register..."
023	Bubble Buddy	"Dude, he made me experience high tide!"
025	Patty Hype	"Mr. Krabss, I have an ideaa!"
038	Artist Unknown	"You are the teacher to my pupil? This isn't art class... this is heaven."
Season 3
042	Club SpongeBob	Squidward sees the exit.
043	Just One Bite	"...good for your soul."
052	Chocolate with Nuts	The conman shows SpongeBob and Patrick a candy bar bag.
Season 4
061	Shell of a Man	Mr. Krabs shows SpongeBob his treasure.
063	Have You Seen This Snail?	Gary sees nachos.
Season 5
081	Friend or Foe	Mr. Krabs picks up a penny and questions about it with Plankton.

Heavy Footstep (a)

Heavy Footstep (a) was composed by Paddy Kingsland.

• Fools in April - Squidward sets up his prank.
• Bossy Boots - "SpongeBob, do you realize what this means?"
• Imitation Krabs - SpongeBob scrubs the floor.
• New Leaf - "Come on, buddy, let's get some shuteye."
• Greasy Buffoons - The grease gets dumped behind the Chum Bucket.

Hello Sailor (b)

Hello Sailor (b) was composed by Richard Myhill.

• Graveyard Shift - "You mean, if we stayed open later, you'll give us your money?"
• The Bully - The opening, where SpongeBob is confused about where to put his pencils.
• Clams - "Uhhh, what do you like better the coral bits, or the nacho oyster skins?"
• Krabby Land - Mr. Krabs comes out of his office.
• Wishing You Well - "It's beautiful. (sniff sniff) You smell that, boys? That's the smell of money!"
• That's No Lady - Mr. Krabs appears.
• Friend or Foe - "Now that's a handsome-looking burger!"
• Money Talks - At home, Mr. Krabs talks to his money.
• Growth Spout - "You're the owner of the best restaurant."

Hen Pecker

Hen Pecker was composed by The Surfdusters.

• Big Pink Loser - Patrick and SpongeBob scream and run.
• No Free Rides - Title card; SpongeBob fights Mrs. Puff.

Heraldic Call 4

Heraldic Call 4 was composed by Harry Bluestone and Emil Cadkin.

• Enemy In-Law - "It's time to act like a man!"

Heraldic Overture

Heraldic Overture was composed by Sam Fonteyn.

• All That Glitters - SpongeBob reveals Le Spatula.

Here and There

Here and There was composed by Gary Hughes.

• Not Normal - SpongeBob watchs a video tape called: "Journey into Normality".

Here Comes the Band! (a)

Here Comes the Band! (a) was composed by Dick Stephen Walter.

• Patty Hype - Mr. Krabs buried himself alive.
• Band Geeks - Title card.

Here it Comes (a)

Here it Comes (a) was composed by Gregor F. Narholz.

• Krabby Land - "Happy first day of summer, Squidward!"

Here's Adieu Sweet Lovely Nancy (b)

Here's Adieu Sweet Lovely Nancy (b) is an old Austrailian folk tune arranged by Tim Laycock and Robert Alexander White. This usually plays as a sad theme for Mr. Krabs or the Krusty Krab.

• Squeaky Boots - "Arrgh, that was the worst night I ever weathered."
• Patty Hype - Mr. Krabs tries to think of an idea.
• Born Again Krabs - SpongeBob and Squidward are alone in the Krusty Krab, which is out of business.
• Ghost Host - "It's no use, SpongeBob."
• Bummer Vacation - Mr. Krabs reads the letter from the Fry Cooks Union.
• The Krabby Kronicle - Mr. Krabs sobs after his money is gone.
• Greasy Buffoons - "I guess this is it, boy."

Heroes Salute

Heroes Salute was composed by Harry Bluestone.

• Mermaid Man Begins - "Thank you."

Heroes Win

Heroes Win was composed by Gregor F. Narholz.

• Tea at the Treedome - "Oh yeah? Well watch this!"
• Naughty Nautical Neighbors - SpongeBob saves Squidward.
• F.U.N. - SpongeBob chases Plankton.
• Big Pink Loser - "I want to defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension!"
• New Student Starfish - SpongeBob and Patrick rescue Roger.

Hero of the Beach

Hero of the Beach was composed by The Surfdusters.

• MuscleBob BuffPants - Plays throughout the Anchor Toss Competition.

Hey, Hot Lips! (d)

Hey, Hot Lips! (d) was composed by Dick Walter.

• Hocus Pocus - SpongeBob juggles with his holes.

Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman

Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman was composed and performed by Jeremy Wakefield and Sage Guyton.

• Squid on Strike - Title card; SpongeBob lies on his bed, listening to a Record Player.

Hiding Place

Hiding Place was composed by Marc Andre Dall'Anese.

• The Clash of Triton - Unknown Scene.

High Black Shoes

High Black Shoes was composed by Tom Hedden.

• Stuck in the Wringer - "You know what, SquarePants? That's quitter talk."
• Greasy Buffoons - Scene Of SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty.
• The Masterpiece - SpongeBob opens the Krusty Krab.

High Hazard

High Hazard was composed by Philippe Pares.

• Truth or Square - Plankton falls.
• Pineapple Fever - SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward begin to play jigsaw puzzle.

High Speed Action

High Speed Action was composed by Laurie Johnson.

• The Algae's Always Greener - "Initiating Launch Sequence!"

Highly Strung

Highly Strung was composed by George French.

• Boat Smarts - Adjusting Mirrors section.

Hilo March

Hilo March is a traditional Hawaiian song performed by George Kulokahai and His Island Serenaders.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 1
003	Plankton!	The ending
004	Naughty Nautical Neighbors	"Wow, Patrick! You saved me!"; The ending
005	Pizza Delivery	The ending
009	Nature Pants	SpongeBob follows the jellyfish wherever they're going.
	Opposite Day	Title card
010	F.U.N.	SpongeBob takes Plankton to Jellyfish Fields.
011	Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost	SpongeBob and Patrick play their game.
013	Scaredy Pants	"Ooooh, I'm the Flying Dutchman!"; "Roar, roar! I'm the Flying Dutchman!"
014	SB-129	The ending
015	Suds	SpongeBob calls Sandy to go to the doctor.
016	The Paper	Title card; Squidward finally gets the paper from SpongeBob.
018	Walking Small	"Steppin’ on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin’ on the beach! Roo-doo-doo! Steppin’ on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin’ on the beach! Roo-doo-doo!"
Season 2
021	Your Shoe's Untied	Title card
023	Big Pink Loser	SpongeBob and Patrick happily walk home, after Patrick removes the lid from the jar.
035	The Secret Box	Title card
037	I'm with Stupid	The ending
Season 3
042	Club SpongeBob	Title card; The ending
049	Rock-a-Bye Bivalve	The ending
Season 4
070	Ghost Host	The ending
078	Born to Be Wild	The ending

Hilo Rag

Hilo Rag was composed by Guy Fletcher. This song was also used in adverts for Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

#	Episode	Scene
Season 2
021	Squid's Day Off	Squidward "promotes" SpongeBob.
029	Survival of the Idiots	SpongeBob and Patrick have fun in the snow after putting earmuffs on Sandy.
040	Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm	Title card; "Aw, shucks, I don't want yer money."
Season 3
053	New Student Starfish	The opening.
055	Mid-Life Crustacean	Patrick arrives at the Krusty Krab.
Season 5
083	Waiting	SpongeBob stuffs the envelope with box tops and begins to wait for the toy.
089	Sing a Song of Patrick	Title card.

Hippo's in my Bath

Hippo's in my Bath was composed by Richard Myhill. Rather than SpongeBob, it most likely plays in the Nintendo Video series Threediots.

• Tea at the Treedome - "Pinky, pinky!"

Historical Fanfares

Historical Fanfares were composed by Gerhard Narholz.

Historical Fanfare 32.05

• Arrgh! - "One for all... and all for one."

Historical Fanfare 32.07

• Neptune's Spatula - Everyone cheers.

Hit and Run

Hit and Run was composed by Ralph Dollimore. This composition uses both the original, and the cover version by Sam Spence. The original was used as the music for the game "Improbable Mission" on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Original version

• Life of Crime - SpongeBob and Patrick run away.
• Party Pooper Pants - SpongeBob shops at Barg 'n' Mart in 19 seconds.

Sam Spence version

• Wormy - SpongeBob and Patrick run to the Krusty Krab.
• Jellyfish Hunter - SpongeBob chases The Blue Jellyfish.
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - SpongeBob gets chased by the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
• Nautical Novice - SpongeBob chases the bus.
• The Slumber Party - SpongeBob runs to Mr. Krabs.
• Shuffleboarding - SpongeBob attacks Man Ray.

Hog Fever (a)

Hog Fever (a) was composed by Graham Preskett.

• Pizza Delivery - SpongeBob shows Squidward how the pioneers hitchhiked.
• Survival of the Idiots - Sandy chases SpongeBob; "TARTAR SAUCE!!! The lock's still frozen!"
• Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm - "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!"
• Plankton's Army - Plankton and his family attack.

Holiday Dream

Holiday Dream was composed by Max Mahlmann.

• Plankton! - SpongeBob walks home from The Krusty Krab.
• No Free Rides - Mrs. Puff apologizes to SpongeBob for making him pass.
• Pressure - SpongeBob and Sandy relax.
• Krusty Love - Mrs. Puff says to Mr. Krabs that she will always love him.
• All That Glitters - Title Card
• Good Ol' Whatshisname - "A tropical getaway?!"

Holiday Magic

Holiday Magic was composed by Malcom Lockyer and Bert Weedom. Its original title was 'Jolly Gigolo' when first released in 1957.

• Whale of a Birthday - Pearl meets the Sea Pony; SpongeBob disguises as a dogfish.

Holiday Playtime

Holiday Playtime was composed by Cedric King-Palmer.

• Prehibernation Week - SpongeBob gets on the bicycle.
• Slimy Dancing - "I'm just doing the cramp."
• Gramma's Secret Recipe - Plankton puts on lipstick.
• Anything for Baby - Plays in the entire short.

Holy Grail

Holy Grail was composed by Larry Hochman.

• The Gift of Gum - "Oh, thank Neptune!"

The Holy Land

The Holy Land was composed by David Farnon.

• Have You Seen This Snail? - "Dirty Bubble, wherever you may float, I hereby accept your challenge! *sings*"

Hollywood Christmas

Hollywood Christmas was composed by Gregor F. Narholz.

• One Krabs Trash - Mr. Krabs spots Smitty's grave.
• Atlantis SquarePantis - Mr. Krabs enters the treasure vault.

Hollywood Fanfare

Hollywood Fanfare was composed by Larry Hochman.

• Skill Crane - Squidward wins the crane.

Hollywood Heyday

Hollywood Heyday was composed by A.M. Hughes.

• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture - The entire movie crew is shown.

Hollywood Glitz

Hollywood Glitz was composed by Harry Bluestone and Emil Cadkin.

• New Fish in Town

Honolulu Lula

Honolulu Lula was composed by Terry Day.

• Neptune's Spatula - The beginning

Honolulu March

Honolulu March is a traditional Hawaiian song. Two versions of it are used on the show. The first version is performed by Hans Haider and the second version by George De Fretes.

Honolulu March {HH}

• Help Wanted - "Today's the big day, Gary."; "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready..."; SpongeBob runs to the Krusty Krab.
• Bubblestand - SpongeBob shows Squidward the "technique"; Squidward attempts to blow a bubble, while SpongeBob and Patrick try to remind Squidward about the "technique". Squidward does the technique.
• Jellyfishing - SpongeBob eagerly waits for the return of Squidward.
• Home Sweet Pineapple - Squidward wakes up knowing that it is the day that SpongeBob finally moves.
• Hall Monitor - SpongeBob continues his hall monitor duties downtown.
• I Was a Teenage Gary - Gary plays in his exercise wheel.
• The Paper - Squidward tries to think of things to do that are more fun than SpongeBob's paper.
• Rock Bottom - SpongeBob floats back home.
• Hooky - "Okay, Gary, today is a new day. I'm ready to prove myself loyal to Mr. Krabs."
• Party Pooper Pants - Title card
• I Had an Accident - Title card
• Yours, Mine, and Mine - The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up.
• Squidward in Clarinetland - The opening
• Planet of the Jellyfish - The opening

Honolulu March {GDF}

• Opposite Day - "Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles, I can sell your home in a heartbeat."; The realtor arrives; The ending.
• Culture Shock - Title card.
• Arrgh! - SpongeBob and Patrick find the "X".
• Hooky - Title card.
• Dumped - All Gary wanted was the cookie in Patrick's pants.
• Life of Crime - SpongeBob and Patrick say everything that they are going to do with the balloon.
• No Free Rides - After Mrs. Puff returns home and gets surprised.
• Pressure - SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward become live action puppets.
• Procrastination - SpongeBob sees Gary.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV - The ending.
• Patrick SmartPants - The ending.
• Bummer Vacation - Title card; "Indeed I did, and there she is." (At the end, clashes with a Hawaiian cue.)
• Krabs a la Mode - The Krusty Krab is turned into a swimming pool. (At the end, clashes with a Hawaiian cue.)

Horlepiep

Horlepiep is a traditional Dutch polka performed by bandoneon player Jan Rap. The cue is mainly associated with Mrs. Puff and/or her Boating School.

Season	Episode	Scene
Season 1
007	Hall Monitor	The opening.; The ending.
Season 2
033	Shanghaied	Final scene of the Patchy segment.
037	Procrastination	Exterior shots Mrs. Puff's of Boating School.
Season 3
045	Doing Time	The beginning.
053	New Student Starfish	Title card; The ending.
060	Pranks a Lot	Montage of SpongeBob and Patrick scaring everyone in Bikini Bottom. (This cue plays because this montage starts with Mrs. Puff.)
Season 4
069	Mrs. Puff, You're Fired	Title card.
077	Driven to Tears	Patrick gets into Mrs. Puff's boat.
Season 5
084	Boat Smarts	Title card.
Season 6
102	Nautical Novice	"You saved us all."
104	Gone	SpongeBob pretends to be Mrs. Puff.
109	Boating Buddies	Exterior shot of Mrs. Puff's Boating School; The ending.
Season 7
136	Summer Job	The beginning.
Season 8
154	The Hot Shot	"He will be treated just like the rest of us"; The ending.
157	Oral Report	Patrick, dressed as Mrs. Puff, scolds SpongeBob; Exterior shot of Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
159	A SquarePants Family Vacation	Mrs. Puff reads SpongeBob's invitation.
173	Demolition Doofus	SpongeBob crashes into other cars.
177	Move It or Lose It	SpongeBob runs up to Mrs. Puff Boating School.
Season 9
182	Bumper to Bumper	Title card.

Horror Chords

Horror Chords were composed by Paddy Kingsland.

Horror Chords (b)

• The Bully - Flats rips his chest hair to say "I Mean It."
• Roller Cowards - Close up of SpongeBob's grave.
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - "I could see through my eyelids."

Horror Crash

Horror Crash was composed by Harry Lubin.

• The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom - "Pile of gravel?!"
• Trenchbillies - SpongeBob and Patrick crash in an outhouse.
• Sponge-Cano - Squidward falls.
• The Wreck of the Mauna Loa - SpongeBob and Patrick fall underground.
• Perfect Chemistry - "Hey, cut it out!"
• The Other Patty - Mr. Krabs and Plankton scream.
• Walking the Plankton - Plankton crashes into a big guy's butt.
• Barnacle Face - Pearl screams.
• Restraining SpongeBob - Pie in Squidward's face.
• Are You Happy Now? - SpongeBob falls.
• Free Samples - Everyone vomits.
• Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up Is Go! - Mr. Krabs screams.
• Squirrel Record - Sandy going crazy.

Horror Strike

Horror Strike was composed by Harry Bluestone.

• Frozen Face-Off - The robot is broken...
• Free Samples - "It's for your own good, Eugene."

Hostile Space

Hostile Space was composed by Harry Lubin.

• Planet of the Jellyfish - The jellyfish leader sends minions out.

House Of Horror

House Of Horror is a section of two tracks with five parts composed by W. Merrick Farran and one composed by Larry Hochman.

1st track

1st part

• Imitation Krabs - This is it, Plankton."
• Life of Crime - SpongeBob licks the candy bar.
• The Smoking Peanut - "This is it -- all of the clues are coming together!"
• The Secret Box - "Or maybe Patrick's a deranged maniac who keeps his victims' severed heads in a box?"
• The Camping Episode SpongeBob and Patrick warn Squidward about sea bears.
• BlackJack - "Loose ends."

2nd part

• Plankton! - Plankton ventures in SpongeBob's brain.
• Bubble Buddy - Everyone begins to surround SpongeBob with needles in attempt to pop Bubble Buddy.
• Wormy - SpongeBob realizes the "Best Friend" tag has fallen off Wormy when he was changing into a butterfly overnight. (Very beginning of this part heard only.)
• Life of Crime - "I'm warning you!"
• Graveyard Shift - Squidward's story of The Hash Slinging Slasher begins to come true
• Jellyfish Hunter - No Name breathes heavily on the phone and cuts the power to SpongeBob's house
• Wet Painters - SpongeBob tries to warn himself of being careful with the permanent paint ; The slideshow of time cards is shown until Patrick is seen carrying a "3 HOURS LATER" card.
• The Camping Episode - SpongeBob and Patrick tells Squidward what attracts sea bears.
• Oral Report - SpongeBob begins to feel nervous.

2nd track

3rd part

• Plankton! - Plankton has finally got the control on. (A few seconds of this part heard only.)
• Mermaidman And Barnacleboy II - "Still getting burned off that tail pipe, Huh! Barnacle Boy!"
• Shanghaied - The Flying Dutchman begins to scare a kid fish.
• Graveyard Shift - "The walls will ozze green slime?!?"
• Wet Painters -  SpongeBob and Patrick scream as the drop of paints goes out of the pot.
• Have You Seen This Snail? - Gary finds out Grandma's true plan of eating him.
• Best Frenemies "Whats happening to me?!"
• The Krusty Sponge - SpongeBob gets Mr. Krabs to save him from the Spongy Zombies in the Krusty Krab.
• Mermaidman vs. SpongeBob - The zombifed heros push through the crowd; Mermaid Man stomps on the Krabby Patty.
• Not Normal - Patrick's rock opens to reveal normal Squidward.

4th part

• I was a Teenage Gary - "Meow!" (only a second of this cue plays)
• Valentine's Day - "Patrick needs love too!!"; Heart on stick must die!!" (only a second of these cues play)
• Graveyard Shift - A bus arrives.
• Pranks a Lot - SpongeBob and Patrick (the ghost) begin to haunt Mr. Krabs.
• Fear of a Krabby Patty - SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs that he sees "Giant Krabby Pattys" every where.

5th part

• Hall Monitor - SpongeBob is screaming and babbling while he runs in a mailbox.
• I Was a Teenage Gary - Title card; Squidward sees SpongeSnail.
• SB-129 - After the 2000 year card.
• Karate Choppers - Plays when the volcano sauce bottle is shown.
• Valentine's Day - Patrick goes on a rampage.
• Walking Small - "MEGA BUCKET!!"
• Hooky - SpongeBob pictures himself in a tuna can.
• Bossy Boots - SpongeBob screams after he sees Mr. Krabs lying on the ground.
• Bubble Buddy - SpongeBob screams after Pearl blows her bubblegum.
• Wormy - SpongeBob and Patrick notice that the butterfly probably ate Wormy.
• Survival of the Idiots - Sandy screams after she notices all of her fur is gone.
• Graveyard Shift - SpongeBob starts screaming repetitively (Pitch +2); The Hash Slinging Slasher is real.
• Jellyfish Hunter - "(SpongeBob gasps) BLUE JELLY!!!!"
• Krab Borg - Mr. Krabs comes out of the door with painful red eyes, a pair of small tonks in his hand, and batteries in his pocket; "Squidward, the robots are running the navy!"
• Wet Painters - The paint starts going down the wall; The dollar is shown to have a tiny drop of paint. (Pitch +1 each time)
• Pranks a Lot - Mr. Krabs screams.
• Fear of a Krabby Patty - SpongeBob begins to be afraid of krabby patties. (Pitch +1 each additional time compared to its previous, effective with SpongeBob screaming after seeing every krabby patty in the dining room)
• Have You Seen This Snail? - Grandma go's after Gary.
• Skill Crane - "I've got to win that crane!!!"
• Good Neighbors - Squidward's house grows arms and legs; Squidward's house destroys everything in Bikini Bottom.
• Enemy In-Law - Betsy Krabs screams in fright from being taken by the Chum-Bot.
• SquidBob TentaclePants - The ending.
• Ghost Host - The Flying Dutchman scares Squidward by using various things, (Pitch +1 each time compared to its previous; effecive when a Giant SpongeBob is in Squidward's house) The very end.
• All That Glitters - SpongeBob starts crying uncontrollably when his spatula is broken.
• Once Bitten - "That mad snail is coming! If he bites you, you'll turn into a zombie."
• The Thing - Squidward, covered in hard cement gets stung by jellyfish. (Pitch +2)
• The Pink Purloiner - SpongeBob runs around in the background wiping saliva off his tongue and screaming after using "Confess-A-Bear."
• Fungus Among Us - The camera shows the ick on Squidward's head. (1 note only)
• To Love a Patty - (SpongeBob screams) "What's happened to you?!?" (Pitch +1 each additional time compared to its previous, starting with pitch -1 compared to normal) Note: This also plays after "The Jitters".
• The Krusty Plate - Mr. Krabs sees the spot; SpongeBob sees the spot. (Pitch +1 each additional time compared to its previous)
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - An egg hits SpongeBob.
• Stanley S. SquarePants - SpongeBob notices Stanley broke his Spatula. (Pitch +1 each additional time compared to its previous)
• The Splinter - Squidward grabs 2 pillows and places them over his ears while SpongeBob screams. Squidward tumbles out of the kitchen, out the front door, and comes back in through the back door. SpongeBob stops screaming.
• No Nose Knows - "Bad smells are all around me!"
• Grooming Gary - The pets start a riot.
• Krusty Dogs - "No-o-o M-m-m-m-more Krabby Patties?????"
• Perfect Chemistry - Squidward screams as he sees SpongeBob's eyes blinking; Squidward screams after SpongeBob's mouth says "Hi, Squidward!!!". (Pitch +1)
• Oral Report - The students stare angirly at SpongeBob.

House Of Horror {Larry Hochman}

• Dunces and Dragons - "Soon the king's village will be mine!"
• A Flea in Her Dome - The fleas begin to bite SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy.
• Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy say their evil speech.
• Sponge-Cano! - The Bikini Bottom citizens almost throw Squidward in the Volcano.
• Tunnel of Glove - Robots are attacking SpongeBob and Pearl.

Housewives Choice

Housewives Choice was composed by Harry Bluestone.

• New Leaf - Mr. Krabs enters the Chumporium.
• Fungus Among Us - SpongeBob takes a shower.

Hula Festival

Hula Festival (aka "Hula Dancers") was composed by George Elliot.

• Gary Takes a Bath - Gary catches the "New Boomerang Pet Ball".
• Jellyfish Hunter - "Oh, it's you."
• My Pretty Seahorse- "Good morning, flowers!"
• New Student Starfish- SpongeBob shows Patrick the classroom.
• The Camping Episode - The ending
• The Lost Mattress - Title card
• Hocus Pocus - Montage of SpongeBob having fun with the Ice Cream.
• Stanley S. SquarePants - Title card

Hula Guitars

Hula Guitars was composed by Eric Spencer.

• SpongeBob vs. The Big One - "Hey Squidward, wanna go surfing"

Hustle and Bustle

Hustle and Bustle was composed by Jack Beaver.

• Krusty Krab Training Video - "Personal Hygeine" segment.

Hymn of Achievement

Hymn of Achievement was composed by Gregor F. Narholz.

• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy - SpongeBob's speech on old people.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II- SpongeBob gets the prize