- SpongeBob: [in the time machine] Patrick, with this time machine, we can go back to the past and make our young selves wiser.
- Patrick: That's difficult to imagine, but I'd like to see us try. [he presses the go button]
- [the time machine goes back in time and lands behind their younger selves]
- SpongeBob: Well, it's never too early to start your education, young man! That's why I brought you this. [he holds out a miniature spatula for his baby self] Order up, little fella. [Baby SpongeBob starts flipping patties] I'm so proud of him. Okay, your turn, Patrick.
- [Baby Patrick is sleeping and snoring on top of a little rock]
- Patrick: Nah, I'm good.
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