This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Astrology with Squidward short "Leo," which aired on 2000 - 2002.
- Narrator: And now, Astrology with Squidward.
- Squidward: [plays clarinet] This is Leo, sign of the lion. Hear him roar... The typical Leo has a voice as pleasant as a dental drill. If you have a Leo in your family, I suggest you move out or buy earmuffs. Leos often grow up to be junior high school vice principals! My prediction for Leo in the 12 months ahead: everyone you know will get one year older! [gong sounds] I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, saying my powers are as real as any other psychics, and I'm a cartoon. [plays clarinet again]