The Laser Phaser is one of Captain Doug Quasar and Pat-Tron's tools. It appears in the episode "Just in Time for Christmas."
Description[]
It is a gray laser with a yellow triangle. When activated, it blasts a yellow laser beam that can cut through anything.
Role in episode[]
Patrick decides to get his dad a new shaver for Christmas, and decides to travel to the far future. There, Captain Doug Quasar and Pat-Tron are trying to capture wild trees. Pat-Tron offers Quasar the Laser Phaser, but he denies it and says that he can handle the trees himself. When Patrick arrives, Pat-Tron demonstrates the Laser Phaser for him, and Patrick accepts it. After Patrick disappears, Quasar shouts that he needs the laser, and Pat-Tron backs away.
Returning home, Patrick puts the Laser Phaser in his gift bag. He gives it to Cecil for Christmas, who has his face sliced off by the laser, but is still grateful for it. Later, Quasar shows up in Patrick's living room, accusing him of having stolen the Laser Phaser. Patrick gives him another gift instead.