Singers: ♫K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y♫ ♫BAH-BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM♫ Krabby Patty, give 'em a try.
Mr. Krabs: ♫Come on down and buy, buy, buy.♫
Singers: ♫Not just one or two or three, but enough for the whole family.♫
Narrator: Yes folks, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend eating at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and a youthful, positive attitude.
Mr. Krabs (Dr. Krabs): I'm a doctor as far as you know and I believe Krabby Patties add year to your life. So what are you waiting for? So go out and get yourself a Krabby Patty. Or a sackful of patties. Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies for your health.