The Krusty Krab commercial is a commercial that first aired at 3:28 AM. It is shown in the episode "As Seen on TV" and the special "Behind the Scenes with Pick Boy and SpongeBob."
Role in episode
Originally, Squidward was going to produce the commercial, but after Mr. Krabs sees that he has gone a bit extreme for him, he fires everyone else that Squidward hired, except the clown, although he does not appear in the commercial.
Even though he only made a 3-second cameo, SpongeBob is extremely satisfied to have seen himself on TV for the first time and is lead to believe he is now a celebrity among the whole town.
- Eugene H. Krabs as himself
- SpongeBob SquarePants as himself
- Squidward Tentacles as Jen
- Pearl Krabs as Amy
- Eugene H. Krabs - director
- SpongeBob, Squidward, or Pearl - boom microphone operator (for Mr. Krabs)
- SpongeBob or Mr. Krabs - boom microphone operator (for Squidward and Pearl)
- Clown - comic relief
- Pearl: Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
- Squidward: What's your problem, Amy?
- Pearl: I've got all this money [shows money then throws them away] and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.
- [Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set]
- Pearl: Who's there?
- Squidward: Where's that coming from?
- [Purple smoke appears; it is revealed to be Mr. Krabs.]
- Pearl and Squidward: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow [points arm to his left] ... me!
- Squidward and Pearl: [outside the Krusty Krab] Where are we?
- Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.
- Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?
- Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world-famous [outside of the Krusty Krab is shown again] Krabby Patty!
- Squidward: What's a Krabby Patty?
- [Mr. Krabs' jaw drops]
- Mr. Krabs: Why, it's only the most mouthwatering appetizing food in the seven seas.
- Mr. Krabs: We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.
- Amy: I want a Krabby Patty.
- Jen: Me, too.
- Mr. Krabs: How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? [laughs]
- Pearl and Squidward: [give a thumbs up. Mr. Krabs is still laughing.]
- Mr. Krabs: Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
- All: ♪The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!♪
- [commercial ends]