The Krusty Kids' Meal Commercial is a commercial that is seen in the episode "Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob." With the help of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, this commercial is made to promote the Krusty Kid's Meal, resulting in a huge success for Mr. Krabs. Sheldon J. Plankton is one of the viewers. The superhero duo is heavily praised by the Bikini Bottomites.
- Narrator: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy [The scene changes to show Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in chains] have been captured by the evil Man Ray. [The scene pans out and Man Ray laughs. The image changes to shown Man Ray holding up a feather] Tickled to the point of wetting themselves [The image changes to shown Mermaid man and Barnacle boy in the chains. A dripping sound is heard] [The image changes to show Man Ray pushing a leaver] and sent on a conveyor belt of doom... [The image changes to show Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chained up and heading to the saws at the end of the conveyor belt. Man Ray laughs (the laughter is covered up by the Narrator)] To their watery grave.
- [The images changes to shown just Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in chains heading down the conveyor belt]
- Mermaid Man: We cannot escape, Barnacle Boy. He's too strong. Like the unbeatable taste of a Krusty Kids Meal. [Mermaid Man lifts up the meal] [The image changes to show Man Ray maniacally laughing. His maniacal laughter stops]
- Man Ray: The delicious new treat no mortal can resist?
- [The image changes to show Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy heading down the Conveyor belt]
- Barnacle Boy: Yup.
- Man Ray: [Walks onscreen] Ooh, I just love the little pip-squeak patty, [He lifts up the box] small fries, and cold juice product.
- Narrator: Of course you do, Man Ray. [The scene changes back to the whirlpool beginning where "KK" can be read. It then goes away and shows the Krabby Kids Meal Box, fries in a container that reads "KK", the Krabby Patty, and a juice box that reads "100% Juice"] [Off-Screen Children saying "Yay"] Everyone loves the new Krusty Kids Meal. [The scene pans out and shows a Mermaid Man Action figure. the background light is turned off to show the toy in the spotlight.] And for a limited time, [Off-Screen Someone says "ooh"] get your free toy inside.
- [The Scene changes back to Man Ray in chains and holding the Krabby Kids Meal Box and a Krabby Patty. The scene pans out to show Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy on both sides of him]
- Man Ray: How can I be evil with flavors this good?
- [Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Man Ray laugh as the words "Only at the Krusty Krab" appear on screen]