Kreepaway Kamp/transcript

Kreepaway Kamp
General
Season №:	14
Episode №:	302-303
U.S. viewers (millions):	N/A
Airdate:	October 10, 2024
Chronology
Previous	"Hysterical History"
Next	"Snow Yellow and the Seven Jellies"

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Kreepaway Kamp" from season 14, which aired on October 10, 2024.

• [The episode opens with a shot of the kelp forest at night. A sea moose is in front of a full moon.]
• Sea moose: [howls]
• [Pan through some bushes, past a red seahorse, sea bunnies with glowing yellow eyes, and an owl clam flying by.]
• Creature: [squalls]
• Owl clam: [hooting]
• [The camera settles on a cabin. A muscular figure seen in shadow is writing something on a paper.]
• Figure: [chuckling maliciously]
• [The figure has finished writing "Patrick" with a star on a paper. He flips it over and grabs a snail.]
• Snail: [meows]
• [He rubs the snail over the letter to slime it, then shuts it.]
• Snail: [meows]
• [The figure puts the letter in an owl clam's mouth and throws it out a hole in the wall.]
• Figure: [grumbling excitedly]
• [The owl clam flies into the camera, fading to black. Fade in to Patrick's house in the morning. Patrick comes out of his rock with his furniture stuck to him. It falls off. He yawns and the clam flies into his mouth.]
• Patrick: [chews] Oh, boy, breakfast. [the clam fights back, grunting] Hey! Bad breakfast! [puts hand in mouth and punches it down] You go in my tummy!
• Owl clam: [smacks into Patrick's tummy, uses a jack to lift his mouth open, snarls]
• Patrick: Wow. You're the first food to ever escape. [salutes] I salute you, sir.
• Owl clam: [hisses, spits letter in his face]
• Patrick: Oh, it's an envelope! Not my favorite flavor, but whatever.
• [He is about to eat it when the clam takes it and slaps it into his palm.]
• Patrick: Oh! It's an opening envelope, not an eating envelope.
• Owl clam: [hisses at Patrick, flies away]
• Patrick: [strains to open letter, bites it and it smacks into his face, sticking to his tongue] These things should come with instructions! Maybe SpongeBob can help. He's good at stuff and things.
• [Patrick walks over to SpongeBob's house with the letter still stuck to his tongue. He knocks on the door. SpongeBob opens.]
• Patrick: SpongeBob! Can you open this breakfast envelope for me?
• SpongeBob: [has a letter stuck to his tongue too] You got a breakfast envelope too? How mysterious. Let's open them together!
• Patrick: [strains, lifts SpongeBob's house up and steps inside]
• [In his living room, SpongeBob takes out a letter opener that has a green finger with a sharp fingernail. He tries to open the letter, but the tool bounces around the room and goes into his nose.]
• SpongeBob: [snot drips from his nose] This letter's just "snot" gonna open! [laughs as a rimshot is heard, takes the tool out] Maybe it just needs a little extra elbow grease. [wrings out part of his elbow, greasing the paper, and then opens the letter with the tool]
• Patrick: [laughs]
• SpongeBob: See? What'd I tell-- [gets blasted by confetti, eyes rattle] agh! [the letter has sprayed his old necktie onto him] My old Kamp Koral neckerchief? Neat. [close-up of the tiny neckerchief]
• Patrick: [takes the tool and opens the letter, he gets blasted with confetti and an old pair of underwear] My old Kamp Koral underwear! [close-up of the underwear] I haven't worn these in years.
• SpongeBob: [confused] Say, you think anyone else got sent fun Kamp Koral memories? [happily] Let's ask our old bunkmate, Sandy!
• Patrick: [whimpering, wearing the old underwear, turning blue] I think these memories are cutting off the circulation to my brain.
• [He falls over. The underwear rips to shreds and his color returns to normal as a party horn plays. Bubble transition to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob and Patrick sit at a table with Sandy, who has braces.]
• Sandy: Envelope? Oh, yeah, I got one of those. Opened it up [points to her braces] and got hit right in the kisser by my old braces! [licks teeth and smiles to show braces]
• Patrick: Cool, everyone got a prize. [walks away] OK, mystery solved. Goodbye.
• [SpongeBob folds up his napkin and walks away with Patrick.]
• Sandy: Wait! Didn't you read the letter in the envelope?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [rush back, knocking stuff off the table] The letter?
• [SpongeBob takes the letter out of his pocket. He, Patrick, and Sandy start reading it. All of the letters and words are pasted from other printings.]
• SpongeBob: "Do you miss the carefree days of your youth? Well, pine away no more, because you're invited to a killer reunion at Kamp Koral. Come relive your childhood and party down. You'll just die from all the fun. Signed X." Do you know what this means?
• Patrick: Yep. "This" [lifts finger] refers to a specific person or object.
• SpongeBob: Uh, yeah, that is right, but it also means, [folds up letter and pumps hands] we're going back to Kamp Koral!
• Sandy: Yee-haw! [raises hand] High five!
• Patrick: High-five! [swings his arm and knocks SpongeBob and Sandy over]
• [Bubble transition to Mussel Beach. Mo, Craig, and Larry are weightlifting and straining.]
• Larry: Get swole! [they all get hit with letters from the owl clams] Huh?
• [Things from the letters come out: a football drops on Mo's head, a bowling ball lands on Craig's head, and a volleyball flies in Larry's mouth. They grunt.]
• [Cut to Pearl at high school, holding her letter.]
• Pearl: Oh. [chuckles and opens letter, gets sprayed with confetti] Aah! [she has a baby bottle in her mouth]
• High schoolers: [laughing]
• [Pearl blushes. Cut to Tall Tail opening his letter and getting hit with a basketball.]
• Tall Tail: [wheezing]
• [Cut to Lady Upturn's mansion. Lady Upturn, Rea, and Roh all open their letters. Roh gets hit with a skull with diamond eyes, Rea gets an inspecting glass in her eye, and Upturn gets a teapot on her head.]
• Upturn: Oh!
• [Rea inspects the gems with the glass. Cut to an anchovy downtown.]
• Anchovy #1: Meep? [opens letter and another anchovy comes out]
• Anchovy #2: Meep? [opens letter and Chovy comes out]
• Chovy: Moop? [opens letter and a mop lands on his head] Mop.
• [Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs' house. He comes home, walking Mr. Doodles, who barks and goes upstairs. Krabs opens his letter and his hit with confetti. He spits some out.]
• Krabs: Huh? [reads letter, muttering] Ain't going to some dumb reunion at me old summer camp. [crumples letter] I barely shut that place down in time to avoid all [throws letter away] those health code violations! [a coin falls from the letter and clinks, Krabs gasps, turns into a coin and rolls over] Huh? [picks it up] I'd know this nickel anywhere. [reads letter] "P.S. Look familiar? Come and get the rest if you dare." [gasps] Sweet Neptune! A map to me lost camp nickels! The ones I hid so well, even I forgot where I hid 'em. [looks at nickel] Me and me money. [kisses it] Now, that's a reunion worth attending! [laughs sinisterly as the lights darken]
• [Bubble transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy, wearing backpacks, leaving the treedome.]
• Patrick: Oh, boy, I can't wait to go back to Kamp Koral!
• SpongeBob: Yeah, but how are we gonna get there? My unicycle's in the shop.
• Sandy: Well--
• Patrick: I know! We could prance!
• SpongeBob: Oh, boy! I haven't pranced in ages!
• [They take each other's hands, sing, and start skipping. SpongeBob grabs Sandy's hand and she joins in. Shortly after, they are stopped by a bus arriving. Krabs comes out.]
• Krabs: Just get on the bus.
• SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, the bus.
• Patrick: [mumbling]
• Sandy: Yeah, I do suppose that makes sense.
• [They get on the bus. It drives past a "You Are Now Leaving Bikini Bottom" sign. Tall Tail runs behind.]
• Tall Tail: [panting] Wait for me, dudes!
• [SpongeBob looks over at everyone on the bus and imagines them as their younger Kamp Koral selves.]
• Bubble Bass: And that's why Barnacle Boy, with both hands... [anchovies meeping]
• Anchovies: [meeping]
• Chovy: Moop moop moop.
• Craig and Larry: [laughing]
• Patrick: [opens the window, sticks his tongue out]
• Sandy: [pulls him back inside, his tongue wraps around his head]
• Patrick: [laughing]
• [Mr. Krabs still looks very old.]
• Krabs: What are you looking at, boy-o? [fades into his present-day outfit, but still looks old]
• SpongeBob: [admiring] [sighs] You haven't changed a bit since camp, Mr. Krabs. [walks out to the front of the bus, waves] Greetings, fellow campers! [pulls pants up] I'd like to personally thank whoever invited us to the big reunion! So, [swings hand] who was it?
• Bus riders: [overlapping chatter] Not me!
• Krabs: Oh, well. We're sure to know when we get there. Next stop, Kamp Money!
• [The bus riders stare at him with blank expressions.]
• Mrs. Puff: Eugene!
• Krabs: I mean, [leans forward] Kamp Koral!
• [Everyone on the bus cheers. Tall Tail is now riding on top of it.]
• Tall Tail: Yeah! Whoo!
• [Bubble transition to the bus arriving in front of camp. Everyone steps out.]
• SpongeBob: [takes out a picture, which shows a CGI scene at Kamp Koral] Ah, good old Kamp Koral. [lowers it to see the sign collapsed] It seems different somehow.
• Patrick: [points to the sign] Looks like they changed the name to Ka-Ka.
• Mrs. Puff: [over a pan to the camp in disrepair] Well, I must say, the place has really gone to pot.
• [Pearl and Bubble Bass walk forward.]
• Sandy: [shakes fist] Well, I think someone is pulling a fast one with this reunion.
• Krabs: [baby talking to nickel] Don't listen to her, little nickel. We'll find your friends soon. [puts the map under his armpit and tiptoes away]
• Pearl: [struggles to exit a cabin] This place is, like, way smaller than I remember.
• Bubble Bass: [pushes up glasses] It's not smaller. You're just bigger. But it is a lot crummier. [leans against a barrel, which breaks] Agh!
• Pearl: [laughs]
• Mrs. Puff: All right, I think this joke has gone far enough. Everyone, back on the bus. We are not staying here. [the bus's tires go flat] Not to worry. I'll get the tools, and we'll put the wheels back on. [a kelp tree falls and crushes the bus] Maybe we could just-- [the bus explodes]
• Sandy: Well, looks like we're walking back across the bridge.
• [Cut to grayscale footage of a bridge exploding.]
• SpongeBob: Oh, no! We'll have to use the old tunnel.
• [Cut to grayscale footage of a tunnel caving in.]
• SpongeBob: That's OK. To the hot air balloon field!
• [Cut to grayscale footage of a hot air balloon on the ground being popped.]
• Kevin: We're trapped!
• Sandy: Every way to get is gone!
• Upturn: [points to them] Maybe for the likes of you rabble. [uses a phone] Regigilled, commence Operation Wealth Extraction.
• [A gold-bladed helicopter piloted by Regigilled flies over.]
• Sandy: What in tarnation?
• SpongeBob: What is that?
• Patrick: Whoa! What is it?
• Tall Tail: Whoa!
• [Upturn, Rea, and Roh run into the helicopter.]
• SpongeBob: Huh? Wait!
• [Everyone else chatters and run to the helicopter, but the door has closed.]
• Upturn: Hurry, Regigilled.
• [Everyone else grabs onto the helicopter, weighing it down. It crashes and explodes.]
• Upturn: [gasps] Look what you've done to my third-favorite helicopter! I am offended! Hmph!
• Patrick: [with a helicopter instrument impaled in his chest] Hey, at least no one got hurt, right?
• [Bubble transition to Krabs in the woods, outside the old Kamp Director building.]
• Krabs: [sighs] Finally alone. Now to find me booty! [checks the map] Let's see, 100 paces south. OK! 1, 2, 3-- [smacks into a cabin, clams circle around his head, looks at the cabin, shakes fist] Hey, out of my way, cabin!
• Cabin: [whimpers like a dog, slides away]
• Krabs: Stupid cabin! [keeps following the map] 4, 5...
• [Everyone else is sitting around in a circle.]
• SpongeBob: What should we do now, Mr. Krabs? [looks around] Mr. Krabs?
• Mrs. Puff: Has anyone seen Eugene?
• Others: [muttering]
• Harvey: I think I saw him walk off with something under his arm.
• Pearl: If my dad had a newspaper under his arm when he left, [folds arms] we won't see him for a couple of hours.
• Krabs: [tiptoes to an X made of rocks] 98, 99, 100! [rolls up the map] Ooh! X marks the spot! [takes out a shovel and digs, laughing, shovel clanks against metal] Found it! [throws out a chest, climbs out and rubs it] Ooh, now to get what's coming to me! [laughs, opens it] Huh?
• [The hand of the mysterious figure comes out of the chest, grabs Krabs' eyes, and pulls him inside.]
• Krabs: [screaming]
• SpongeBob: [worried] Hey, that sounds like Mr. Krabs... having a blast! [happily] Good ol' Camp Master Krabs. He knows how to have fun. Whoo-hoo!
• [Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy cheer with him. A motorcycle revving is heard.]
• Sandy: What's that?
• SpongeBob: Maybe it's another bus to take us home.
• [The motorcycle rides and crashes, revealing Nurse Helga.]
• SpongeBob: Nurse Helga!
• Helga: It is me! [throws helmet away, which explodes in the distance] I am here for the reunion!
• Patrick: [walks in with a grape juice box, still has the helicopter instrument in him] What'd I miss?
• Helga: [takes out hacksaw] Ooh! And it looks like I got here just in time!
• Patrick: [screams, runs away]
• Helga: Come back, bubby with the boo-boo!
• Mrs. Puff: [shakes her head]
• SpongeBob: Looks like Kamp Koral is reopen for business! Yay! Yay, yay!
• [Everyone else sobs. End of Part 1. When Part 2 begins, everyone is chattering.]
• Sandy: I don't know, why would anybody think I know what happened, and I...
• SpongeBob: Well, gang, if we're gonna be stuck here, we might as well enjoy being [swings arm] back in camp!
• [He jumps and cartwheels off Larry, Mo, and Craig's heads, leaving behind a rainbow and the words "Kamp Koral".]
• SpongeBob: [singing] ♪ Jump up and cheer for old Kamp Koral! ♪
• [He takes out a bowl of chum, causing the flower clouds to wilt, and a hand forms from it and grabs him.]
• SpongeBob: [singing] ♪ Where the food is bad and tastes abnormal! ♪
• [The chum swirls into the screen, zooming out of SpongeBob's mouth, showing him falling on a bed surrounded by kelp and urchins.]
• SpongeBob: [singing] ♪ The bunks are filled with bugs and the woods are paranormal! ♪
• [Urchins fall down the screen to fade to a heart background. SpongeBob grabs Bubble Bass, Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and Pearl in a group hug.]
• SpongeBob: [singing] ♪ But we love it here in camp [squishes out and lands on the ground, throws confetti] so there'll be no quarrel! ♪
• [Pearl, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, Mo, Craig, and Larry mutter unenthusiastically.]
• Kevin: We're gonna die out here.
• Sandy: I don't know what's happening.
• [Upturn, Rea, and Roh walk to the Yacht cabin, which is now falling apart.]
• Upturn: Is this really our old cabin? [walks to the door and rings a bell] Regigilled, door!
• Regigilled: As you wish. [takes out a crowbar, strains and pries the door off]
• Upturn: [looking at the inside of the cabin, shot of a broken vase] Oh, heavens! [shot of an overgrown potted plant and kelp sticking through the window] Disgusting! [shot of a portrait with only three pairs of eyes shown, urchins crawl away to reveal an old portrait of Upturn, Rea, and Roh] Outrageous! [Upturn looks through a scope] Our beautiful cabin's gone from [puts down the scope and walks forward] chateau to shanty!
• [Rea and Roh walk to a couch with dust on it. Rea hands Roh a white glove, which he puts on. He tries to wipe the dust off, but a spider web shows up.]
• Rea and Roh: Eww!
• Rea: Oh, my!
• Roh: Oh! Regigilled!
• Regigilled: As you wish. [dusts off the couch with a feather duster]
• [Rea and Roh sit on the couch.]
• Rea and Roh: Huh?
• Rea: It's a bit lumpier than I remember.
• [The figure's arms come out of the couch.]
• Rea and Roh: Oh? [they scream as the figure pulls them in]
• Figure: [laughs sinisterly]
• Upturn: [screams] This place is haunted! [clock behind her dings] Oh-ho. [the figure grabs her shoulder from the clock] Regigilled!
• Regigilled: As you wish. [dusts off the figure's arm]
• [Upturn screams and gets snatched through the clock. Her wig flies off and onto Regigilled's head.]
• Regigilled: Will there be anything else? [the figure grabs him] As you wish. [screams as he gets pulled away]
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• [Cut to the outside of the Yacht cabin, then pan to the first aid cabin, which is overrun with plant growth.]
• Patrick: [off-screen] Thanks for removing that [walks out with Nurse Helga, has a giant bandage on his stomach] helicopter thingy. [pats his stomach] But now my stomach is empty again! [sniffs around] Food! [yelping excitedly, rapidly gestures and runs off]
• Helga: Ugh. Imbeciles. [walks into the cabin, which has everything knocked over, fly buzzing] Ay, this cabin was spotless when I left. [gasps, sees the shadows of scalpels missing] My scalpels! [pan to the shadow of a mace] My clamps! [pan to the shadow of an axe and sabre] My slashing tools! [caresses the wall, sobbing] All gone! Huh?
• [Metallic jangling noises are heard. Something rustles behind a curtain.]
• Helga: Who's there? [walks to figure, which stops] Does someone have a boo-boo? Do you need [trembles] Nurse Helga to put you back together? Hyah! [opens curtains, only a hanging coat is there] Phew!
• [The figure grabs Helga from inside a first aid box behind her.]
• Helga: [yelps, screaming]
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• [Cut to the outside of the first aid cabin. Cut to Bubble Bass, Harvey, and Kevin on the zipline. Helga's scream echoes.]
• Bubble Bass: [calls out] Will you please keep it down!
• Harvey: [grabs his mouth] Shh! That was obviously a werewolf!
• Kevin: But it's daytime, and there's no moon!
• Harvey: Then it must be some sort of marauding [raises finger] camp creeper.
• Bubble Bass: We have bigger problems. [points to the zipline] It appears there's no mechanism for zipping.
• Kevin: Then let's improvise.
• [Bubble Bass, Harvey, and Kevin all use their pants to go down the zipline, laughing.]
• Bubble Bass: [laughs, pants light on fire] Uh-oh. [his pants rip and he falls, screams]
• Harvey and Kevin: [falling, screaming]
• [Bubble Bass lands in the lake.]
• Bubble Bass: Ow!
• [Harvey and Kevin fall on his butt and bounce off.]
• Bubble Bass: [screams, holds butt] My posterior has suffered a double cranial concussion. [his butt sags]
• Harvey: It's not looking so good.
• Kevin: Oh, no. His butt is wiped out!
• [The figure's hand comes out of the lake and rips off Kevin's crown. He screams.]
• Bubble Bass: [not looking] Thank you, Kevin, [Kevin gets pulled underwater] but I'm sure my butt doesn't look that bad.
• Harvey: [looks behind him] Hey, where's Kevin? [crown surfaces and floats] Kevin, quit goofing around. [picks up the crown and yelps] I've got a feeling there's something supernatural going on around here.
• Bubble Bass: I've got a feeling too... [holds his butt] in my glutes. [cries]
• [Bubble transition to Patrick crawling between tables and sniffing.]
• Patrick: Food. Snacks. Food. Snacks. [bonks into something] Oof! [sees the canteen] The Krusty Kanteen! [laughing excitedly, strains to open the window and his hands stretch out] Agh! Let no man say I didn't try. [squelching] Huh? Is someone blorping at me?
• [Karen is dumping chum into a river, then throws a drum onto a pile.]
• Karen: [grunting]
• Plankton: Just one more drum of expired chum left to illegally dump!
• Karen: I don't know why you insisted on coming all the way out [gestures outwards] here just to dump some chum.
• Plankton: Because not even an idiot would come all the way out here.
• Patrick: [leans in] Hi, Mr. Plankton.
• Plankton: Huh? [screams, then] Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?
• [SpongeBob peeks out behind Patrick.]
• Plankton: [screams]
• SpongeBob: We're here for the party. Didn't you get an invite to the [jumps] Kamp Koral reunion?
• Plankton: Reunion? Why would I go to a dumb daycare reunion?
• [Sandy peeks out behind SpongeBob.]
• Plankton: [screams]
• Sandy: 'Cause we're getting hungry, [pokes him] and you were the cook here once. [points to canteen] So why don't you get cooking, [pokes his eye] cook?
• Plankton: Cook? [pokes her helmet] I'll cook your face!
• Karen: [pulls him away] Easy, Tiger. [whispering] Let's play along so they don't report us.
• Plankton: [begrudgingly] Eh, fine.
• [Bubble transition to the canteen, which now has its window open.]
• Plankton: [ringing triangle with ladle] Come and get it! You lousy punks. [grunts and sets out a drum of chum]
• Karen: You're not really gonna feed them this putrid chum, are you?
• Plankton: Sure! [takes a ladle of chum] Polluting campers is more environmentally conscious than polluting the lake. [serves it to Patrick] Right, noodle brain?
• Patrick: [licks lips] Mmm, brain noodles. [sucks up the chum, leaving a brain-like imprint in his head]
• [Everyone else is looking at the chum in disgust.]
• Sandy: Huh? Uh... Oh... Ew...
• Bubble Bass: Ew, yuck.
• Tall Tail: Ew, bro.
• [SpongeBob pokes the chum with a fork and it swallows it.]
• Chum: [snarling]
• Sandy: Uh...
• SpongeBob: Suddenly, I'm not hungry.
• Larry: Blegh! Me neither. Hey, does anybody want to play some volleyball?
• Sandy: [stands up and raises finger] Does a one-legged duck [makes circular motions with finger] swim in circles?
• [Everyone jumps away and cheers, leaving their chum behind.]
• Patrick: [running carrying the drum] Hey, wait for me! [hits a table and the drum falls on his head, he keeps running with it]
• [Bubble Bass and Harvey look at the anchovies devouring their chum.]
• Anchovies: [sigh]
• Anchovy #1: [with horror] Meep!
• Anchovy #2: [with horror] Meep!
• Chovy: [gags, covers mouth]
• [The anchovies get up and run away, with a bowl of chum splattering on Bubble Bass's shirt.]
• Bubble Bass: Ugh. Yuck! I've been sullied! I need a shower. [runs off whimpering]
• Harvey: Wait! [stands up] Don't shower! Have you never seen a horror movie? The Creeper will get you! [distant howling, Harvey realizes he is alone and gulps] I'm alone. That's against the horror movie rules too! [whimpering, running away]
• Anchovy #1: [retches, runs into the outhouse, which shakes] Meep, meep, meep!
• [Chovy runs up and Anchovy #2 crashes into him, sending him into the outhouse.]
• Chovy: Meep, meep, meep!
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• [Anchovy #2 swallows and looks around. He walks away, whistling, and the figure's hand reaches out from the outhouse hole and pulls him inside.]
• Anchovy #2: Meep!
• Figure: [laughs villainously]
• [Bubble transition to an outdoor shower. Bubble Bass hangs up his towel and turns on the water.]
• Bubble Bass: [washes face, humming]
• Figure: [rises behind him with a shower brush, mumbles]
• [The figure brush's Bubble Bass's back.]
• Bubble Bass: Hm? Ooh, that's good. I can never get back there. [pauses, looks horrified] Harvey, is that you? [turns around] SpongeBob?
• [Bubble Bass gasps. A close-up of his mouth is shown as he screams. The figure brushes him as he whimpers and yelps. He grabs their hand.]
• Bubble Bass: So clean-- so terrifyingly clean! [the figure keeps brushing him, he screams]
• [A shot of the figure holding a brush, then the shower head, then Bubble Bass's hand sliding down the wall. Water is seen draining. Fade to Bubble Bass's eyes, then zoom out to him laying on the ground with a thousand-yard stare.]
• Bubble Bass: So clean.
• Figure: [laughs ominously]
• [Bubble Bass is dragged back inside as he whimpers. Cut to a far shot of the shower. Pan over to the volleyball courts. The Dinghies and Frigates are playing against each other. Mrs. Puff, Tall Tail, and Pearl are on the sidelines. They all cheer.]
• Pearl: [cheerleading] While we're stuck at this dirty camp, who's gonna be the volleyball champ?
• Patrick: Get ready! [prepares to serve] I call this serve the... [makes cute face, softer voice] "Hey, Mister, can we get our ball back, please?"
• [Patrick spikes the ball, which smacks into Sandy, SpongeBob, and then himself, and bounces off into some kelp.]
• Patrick: Oof!
• Pearl: [cheerleading] Owie, wowie! That's gotta stingy! Hit 'em back. Whack attack. Let's go, Dinghies!
• Mo: [goes into bushes] I got it! [pulls kelp aside] Ah! [sees the ball on a bush, reaches for it and it moves away] Oh, [shakes fist] a wise guy, eh?
• [Mo grabs the ball, but the bush stretches it back as the figure's noises are heard inside. She is pulled into the bush, losing one of her boots.]
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• SpongeBob: [laughs]
• Sandy: What'chu laughing at?
• SpongeBob: I'm just laughing because the woods are laughing.
• [The ball rolls out of the kelp and at Larry's foot. He picks it up.]
• Larry: Hey, where's Mo?
• Patrick: Obviously, incinerated [pokes self] by me.
• Larry: I think you mean "intimidated?"
• Patrick: [holding a torch] Yeah...? [puts torch down]
• Larry: [rolls eyes] Whatever. We're still gonna destroy you, dude. [calling up] Hey, Tall Tail, you're subbed in!
• Pearl: [cheerleading] Come on, Tall Tail, pull up your socks! Smash that ball, win it all! Let's go, Jocks!
• Larry: I call this serve Deep Impact. [throws the ball and spikes it, it lights on fire]
• [SpongeBob and Sandy run for the ball and jump, but crash into each other.]
• [Patrick is looking at some anemones when he turns around.]
• Patrick: Huh?
• [The ball hits Patrick directly in the face. The same shot is repeated from two different angles.]
• Patrick: [the ball bounces off his face, he has a black eye and an imprint] Barely hit me.
• [The ball goes into the kelp again.]
• Craig: [leaving] I'll get it!
• Larry: [going in with him] I'll come with you.
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• [SpongeBob and Sandy look around.]
• SpongeBob: [laughs]
• [The ball rolls out of the kelp. Harvey steps on it and picks it up.]
• Harvey: Mr. Krabs, the Yacht Cabin, Kevin, [shot of SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Pearl, and Mrs. Puff exchanging glances] Nurse Helga, the Anchovies, Bubble Bass, [shot of Harvey] and now the jocks [strokes chin] have all mysteriously disappeared.
• SpongeBob: Oh, they're probably just somewhere... [cheers] having fun! [yelps as Harvey runs up]
• Harvey: Somewhere in their graves!
• [As Sandy talks, Tall Tail is pulled into the bush behind her back.]
• Sandy: I'm sure there's a perfectly good, highly reasonable, scientifically-proven explanation for their disappearances.
• [Tall Tail is gone. Harvey and SpongeBob watch in horror.]
• Sandy: And besides, not all the jocks are gone. [turns around] Tall Tail is still-- jumping flapjacks! He's gone!
• [Zoom-in on the bush.]
• Harvey: The Kamp Creeper strikes again! [hides his face behind SpongeBob]
• Pearl: This reunion's not so fun. The cheerleaders always the next one! Give me a C-R-Y! [sobbing]
• [End of Act 2. When Act 3 begins, Pearl, Sandy, SpongeBob, Harvey, Mrs. Puff, Karen, Plankton, and Patrick are sitting around a campfire in the woods at night.]
• Harvey: Look, all I'm saying is there are rules to surviving horror. Like, don't go off alone, don't say "I'll be right back," and no canoodling.
• Plankton: And don't be ridiculous. You're all acting like a bunch of babies. I'm not afraid of any creature or axe murderer or whatever. If anything scary came at me, [mimes punching] I'd hit him like this, and I'd hit him like that!
• [Karen comes out of the kelp with her monitor showing a face with black eye sockets, a bloody mouth, and green zombie hands.]
• Plankton: [screams]
• Karen: [laughs]
• Others except Plankton: [laughing]
• Plankton: [sarcastic] Very funny, Karen. Very funny. [jumps on her head] Come on, Chuckles. Let's blow this weenie roast and [looking back, as Karen rides away] "canoodle."
• Harvey: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
• Plankton: You wouldn't do anything I would do, weirdo.
• [Patrick has a flaming pinecone on a stick.]
• Patrick: Mmm, s'mores.
• Pearl: You know that's a pinecone, right?
• Patrick: S'more pinecone for me! [eats it, belches fire, pats stomach] Mmm, spicy little devil. [chuckles]
• Pearl: Ugh. Maybe we should tell stories to keep our minds off the terrifying horror that lurks in the dark.
• SpongeBob: Ooh, I'll start! [takes out flashlight and shines it in his face] It was a night just like tonight in an old abandoned camp just like this one. But there was something out there, something spooky that [light shines through his holes] prowled in the woods!
• Pearl: Seriously? A scary camping story?
• SpongeBob: [turns off flashlight]It's the only story I can remember right now.
• Patrick: Ooh, tell the part [mimes swinging an axe] with all the bloody axe-murdering!
• Pearl and Sandy: No!
• Sandy: All right, that's it! No more campfire. We're all gonna stay together in [gestures in its direction] the old Dinghy Cabin until morning.
• Mrs. Puff: Good idea. I'll go get Plankton and Karen. [gets off the log] I'll be right back.
• Harvey: She's dead.
• [Sandy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Pearl, and Harvey walk up to the old Dinghy cabin. The path to Sandy's room is broken and the roof is fraying.]
• SpongeBob: Aww, our old cabin. [front steps collapse] It's a fixer-upper.
• Sandy: More like a tearer-downer.
• [They walk inside. Patrick follows.]
• Patrick: I call top bunk!
• [They all go inside and look around. Pearl sees something rustling under the covers of the bottom bed.]
• Pearl: SpongeBob, I think there's someone sleeping in this bunk bed.
• [The bed shakes. Everyone looks at it in horror. Sandy grabs a baseball bat and SpongeBob takes off the blanket, revealing a bunch of urchins.]
• Everyone: [screams, runs around as the urchins bite them]
• Urchins: [stop and form a conga line outside, grunting rhythmically]
• Patrick: [grunting, following along]
• [SpongeBob pulls Patrick back inside.]
• Harvey: [heavy panting] Can I faint now?
• SpongeBob: [politely] Be my guest.
• Harvey: [faints and Pearl catches her]
• Pearl: Uh, what do I do with this? [drops him]
• [Cut to the forest. A shadowy figure with a hockey stick goes forward as a wolf is heard howling. The figure opens kelp to see Plankton and Karen kissing.]
• Plankton: Whoo! Yes! I made it to first base!
• [Cut to show he is using a joystick to play a baseball game on Karen's screen. Video game beeping is heard. A branch snaps.]
• Plankton: Huh?
• [He and Karen turn to look at the woods, with Karen's screen projecting a green glow. The figure is shown to be Mrs. Puff wearing a hockey mask.]
• Plankton and Karen: [scream]
• Mrs. Puff: [takes off mask, lighting brightens] Oh, there you are. Hello.
• Plankton: What is wrong with you!? [touches heart with fist] I almost had a heart attack! What's with the mask?
• Mrs. Puff: Oh, don't be so dramatic. I just found some of my old hockey equipment in the woods. [gasps and looks at the mask strap] It's still got my name on it. Good times.
• [The real mysterious figure grabs Karen and Plankton while Mrs. Puff's back is turned.]
• Plankton and Karen: [screaming]
• Mrs. Puff: [drops stick, holds mask] Plankton? [zoom out to show nobody around] Karen? Come on, I know you're just trying to scare me. [the figure grabs her from behind a kelp bush] Holy Zamboni! [screams as she gets dragged inside]
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• [Cut to Patrick, Sandy, SpongeBob, Pearl, and Harvey in the Dinghy cabin, sitting around a lit lantern on the floor.]
• SpongeBob: All right, so where was I? Oh, yeah, I remember now! [making gestures] There was something spooky out there, prowling around in the woods, and it made a terrifying shriek!
• Sandy: Huh?
• [Loud, off-key clarinet playing is heard from Squidward's room.]
• Everyone: [whimpering]
• Sandy: Ugh. [grabs baseball bat and stands up] I'm tired of being scared!
• SpongeBob: Me too!
• Patrick and Pearl: Me too!
• [They all look at Harvey, who is rocking back and forth on the floor.]
• Harvey: Uh, I'm not tired of being scared yet.
• Sandy: Come on, fellers, it's time we fought back!
• [The clarinet keeps playing as Sandy and SpongeBob enter the room.]
• SpongeBob: [gasps] The C-C-C-Creeper!
• [Squidward is seen in shadow, playing his clarinet.]
• Sandy: Hyah! [hits Squidward with the bat twice]
• SpongeBob: Oomph! [hits Squidward with a chair]
• Pearl: [throws a flower pot on his head, which shatters] Hyah! [hits him on the head with her own head]
• Squidward: [groaning]
• [Harvey brings the lantern to reveal Squidward. Patrick is behind him holding a safe.]
• SpongeBob, Pearl, and Sandy: Squidward?
• [Patrick drops the safe on Squidward.]
• Squidward: Ow!
• Pearl and Sandy: Patrick!
• SpongeBob: At least Squidward's safe. [laughs as a rimshot is heard]
• [The safe opens from the inside, showing Squidward bent inside.]
• Squidward: Oww. You guys?
• [SpongeBob, Pearl, and Sandy wave.]
• Squidward: What are you [looking at Patrick] idiots doing here?
• Sandy: We're here for the Kamp Koral reunion. Aren't you?
• Squidward: Reunion? No, I've been here for a week, ever since I was banned from playing clarinet in Bikini Bottom!
• Sandy: The city has been [looks at Pearl and SpongeBob, who nod] rather peaceful lately.
• Squidward: [leans into SpongeBob's face] Didn't you notice that I haven't been at work for a whole week?
• SpongeBob: I assumed you were just on a bathroom break. [giggles]
• Sandy: [as Squidward moves back] You must have gotten an invite.
• Patrick: Hold on. [opens his mouth and takes the letter and a clam out] I believe this is yours.
• Squidward: Hmph. [takes letter]
• Clam: [flies away]
• Squidward: [reads letter] This letter is for Old Man Walker! [throws letter away] He never even went to this camp! [picks up his clarinet and points] You idiots ruined my perfect getaway! Now I have to get away again-- all over again!
• [Squidward walks out, gets hit by a floorboard and yelps. His face is flattened.]
• Squidward: [sighs] Typical. [shakes his face back to normal and walks away, a door opening and closing is heard]
• Harvey: No, wait! Don't go out alone! [stands on the front step outside] Squidward! [goes back in the cabin] It's too late. He's vanished.
• Pearl: Everybody's vanished!
• Patrick: Everybody? [he starts fading away] Ah! SpongeBob! Help, I'm vanishing!
• SpongeBob: [grabs Patrick] Come on, Patrick, [shakes him back to full transparency] materialize! Are you OK, buddy?
• Patrick: I don't know. I'm still processing.
• Harvey: Squidward was taken because he ignored the rules of horror.
• Pearl: You mean, don't wear white after Labor Day?
• Harvey: Ugh! I repeat, [listing off rules with fingers] don't go off alone, don't say "I'll be right back," and absolutely no canoodling! Watch, I'll prove it. [turns around and makes out with himself] Oh, my pumpkin. My little lump of sugar. Sweet honey pie.
• [Pearl, Sandy, and SpongeBob glance at each other in disgust.]
• Patrick: Did he say "honey pie"? I'm hungry.
• Harvey: [smooching, gets his head pulled off by the figure] Aah!
• Patrick, SpongeBob, Pearl, and Sandy: [screaming]
• Harvey: [reveals his head pulled inside his shirt, no longer has his glasses or headphones]
• Patrick, SpongeBob, Pearl, and Sandy: Ohh.
• Harvey: And that's why you don't canoodle. [the figure grabs him and he screams]
• Patrick, SpongeBob, Pearl, and Sandy: [screaming]
• Sandy: Stand back, y'all. [karate kicks outside] Hiyah! [lands on the ground] Hyup! Whoever it is, they're probably still close. [points] Let's get 'em!
• [Pearl carries SpongeBob and Patrick under her arms. Bubble transition to Squidward walking through the woods, grumbling.]
• Squidward: [muttering angrily] Oh, there must be somewhere I can play without any annoying interruptions.
• [Footsteps are heard behind him.]
• Squidward: Huh? [points behind him] You imbeciles better not be following me!
• [A pair of boots is hanging. Squidward sighs and walks up to it, then unties them.]
• Squidward: Those morons got me all jumpy. [throws the boots away]
• [He walks away and more footsteps are heard.]
• Squidward: Huh? [turns around]
• [Two sea bunnies are hopping around in the boots.]
• Squidward: I hate to admit it, but that's pretty cute.
• Sea bunnies: [giggling, hop on Squidward's feet]
• Squidward: Ow! I take it back! Bad bunnies! [muttering angrily, dragging his foot, hears rustling leaves] Huh? All right, who is it now? [waves clarinet] I have a clarinet, and I'm not afraid to use it! [plays an off-key note and looks ahead, nothing is there] Guess I blew them away. [laughs]
• [Squidward walks away and the figure grabs him from above. He screams.]
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• [Squidward's clarinet drops to the ground. The others walk through the woods, calling names.]
• SpongeBob: Squidward? Harvey?
• Sandy: Mrs. Puff? Mo?
• Pearl: Lady Upturn? Daddy?
• Patrick: I'm hollering! I'm yelling!
• [A jazzy clarinet tune is heard.]
• SpongeBob: Do you hear that? Clarinet music. It must be Squidward!
• Sandy and SpongeBob: [giggling excitedly, running for the sound]
• [A snail is seen playing the clarinet.]
• SpongeBob: Aww, it's just a snail.
• Pearl: Yeah, I thought it sounded too good.
• Patrick: [takes clarinet] I'll keep this safe until we can give it back to Squidward. [puts it between his butt]
• [The snail, SpongeBob, and Sandy look disgusted.]
• Sandy: Yeah... I doubt he'll want it back now.
• [They keep walking past some abandoned cabin.]
• Pearl: [sighs] I'm beat. I think we should call off the search until morning.
• [She sits on a cabin's front steps. The figure grabs her from underneath.]
• Pearl: [gasps] Guys! Guys! [wailing] It got me! [gets pulled, hitting her head against the boards] Ow! Ugh! Aah! Help! [digs her fingernails into the sand, is dragged away] Aah!
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• SpongeBob and Sandy: [frantic noises, look around for Pearl]
• Sandy: She's gone!
• SpongeBob: Whoa! [jumps] The Creeper's got her!
• Patrick: [off-screen] Aah! Aah!
• SpongeBob: [grabs Sandy] Now it's got Patrick!
• Sandy: [points] It's coming from back there! [carries SpongeBob and runs]
• [The Trawler cabin is seen as lighting strikes.]
• Sandy: The old Trawler cabin! [kicks the door open, she and SpongeBob run in]
• SpongeBob: [off-screen] Patrick?
• [Cut to black. SpongeBob and Sandy are heard screaming. Fade in to show them on a spider web.]
• Patrick: [relaxing] What is up?
• SpongeBob: Was that you yelling?
• Patrick: Yelling? Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, I wanted to warn you about, um...
• Sandy: This... [rolls eyes] spiderweb?
• Patrick: Uh... yeah!
• SpongeBob: Aw, thanks, buddy.
• [A figure is heard growling and approaching. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy are nervous.]
• Sandy: On the count of three, boys-- one, two, three!
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [screaming as a green glow appears]
• [It turns out to be the Roxies. Little Roxie and Big Roxie have switched places.]
• Little Roxie: [gasps] Of all the screamers back in the day, you guys were the best!
• SpongeBob: Huh? Big and Lil Roxie? Or is it [crosses hands around] Little and Big Roxie?
• Sandy: Y'all switched places?
• Big Roxie: It happens every three moon cycles.
• Little Roxie: Turnabout is fair play. [flicks Big Roxie]
• Big Roxie: [blubbering]
• Preda Tory: [comes out of a cocoon] Good evening, everyone. [descends] Welcome to my parlor. [cuts them free] Snip, snip, snip.
• [They all land, with Patrick first falling on his face.]
• Sandy: Howdy, Preda Tory!
• [Lightning cracks.]
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [gasp]
• [A shadowy figure is seen in the window. Nosferatu flies down in bat form, circles them, turns into his regular form and hisses.]
• SpongeBob: Kidferatu, [shakes his hand] all grown up! Good to see you're still dead and well.
• Nosferatu: [hisses]
• Jimmy Blobfish: [off-screen] He's a count now!
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Huh?
• [A blob of slime slides down the hallway, taking form to show an adult Jimmy Blobfish with a mustache and a suit.]
• Jimmy Blobfish: It's great to see you guys again!
• [End of Act 3. When Act 4 begins, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy are shocked.]
• Sandy: [stupefied] Jimmy Blobfish? [smiling] Hey, you look--
• Jimmy: [agonized, shielding face] Yeah, I know, I know. I lost my looks. [rubs photo of his child self] I was much cuter when I was young.
• Preda: [comforting him] It's the delicious insides that count.
• Patrick: [eating Jimmy's slime, munching] Yeah, but his outside [scrapes some off Jimmy's head] isn't so bad either! [takes off his head and puts the slime in, making an ice cream cone, rubs it] He still tastes like maple syrup. [grabs the cone with his tongue and swallows]
• SpongeBob: Aah! I almost forgot! We're all in danger! [to Little Roxie, as Sandy nods] There's a creeper in camp.
• Big Roxie: A creeper?
• Little Roxie: [rubs hands together] Sounds like our kind of people. [giggles]
• Sandy: Y'all don't understand. He's been [mimes grabbing, SpongeBob looks scared as the Roxies are surprised] snatching up everyone who's here for the reunion.
• Preda: [with her hands on Jimmy's shoulders] This Creeper sounds fascinating.
• Jimmy: [excited] What do we gotta do to get snatched?
• [Nosferatu comes in.]
• SpongeBob: Well, Harvey said you have to break one of the rules of horror.
• Jimmy: That's easy. We know 'em all.
• [The Trawlers run away, making SpongeBob spin and Little Roxie hits Patrick against the wall.]
• Sandy: [yelps, grabs them and runs]
• [They make it to the outside deck.]
• SpongeBob: [calling out] What are you doing?
• [The Trawlers are standing in front of a bush.]
• Preda: We'll be right back!
• Nosferatu: [hisses]
• [The figure's hand snatches them. They cheer and wave as they are pulled into the bush.]
• SpongeBob: [runs to the bush, searches it, sees nothing] Huh? Hm? [puts hands on head] They're gone!
• Sandy: [thinking] Hmm. [snaps] I got it! [grabs Patrick] I know who the Creeper is! Think about it. Who used to prank us all the time?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Hmm...
• Sandy: [pulls them closer] Our old hill folk friends, Narlene and Nobby!
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Ohh!
• Sandy: [smacks fist into palm] So I say it's time for us to prank them back.
• [SpongeBob and Sandy look at Narlene's cabin, which looks like it usually does.]
• SpongeBob: Narlene's cabin looks abandoned.
• Sandy: That's how it always looks! It's shack chic. They're in there, I can feel it in my tail.
• Patrick: [chewing Sandy's tail] I can taste it in your tail.
• [He spits it out and Sandy slaps him with it, making him fall backwards.]
• Patrick: Oof!
• [Sandy opens the door to the cabin. The hammocks are full.]
• Narlene and Nobby: [snoring]
• Sandy: [tiptoes as SpongeBob follows her, holding a pie] You got your pie?
• SpongeBob: It's here, in my pie hole. [opens his body, revealing a fridge, and takes out a pie]
• Sandy: When Patrick wakes them up with the clarinet, [they sneak away] let 'em have it.
• [SpongeBob and Sandy sneak up to the hammocks with the pies. Patrick blows into the clarinet, which is still stuck in his butt. A note plays, but nothing happens.]
• Sandy: Why didn't that work? [pulls the blanket off a hammock to show a tape recorder and a full bag] Dummies?
• [They hear rapid tapping. A chest opens to show Narlene and Nobby with monstrous expressions.]
• SpongeBob and Sandy: [scream, the pies fly into the air and land on their heads]
• [A rope pulls them upside down by the feet. Narlene and Nobby from the chest fall forward, revealing them to be a cardboard cutout.]
• SpongeBob: More decoys?
• Sandy: Patrick, help us!
• Patrick: I got it. [licks the pie off the ground]
• [The bags in the hammocks open to reveal Narlene and Nobby.]
• Narlene: Patrick? [sighs] Nobby, cut 'em down.
• [Nobby uses his nose to cut the rope.]
• SpongeBob and Sandy: [fall to the ground, groan]
• Narlene: Hoo-wee! If'n it ain't the old ding-dong Dinghies. What y'all doing in our domicile?
• Sandy: [accusing] Like you don't know! You've been pranking us all night!
• Narlene: Huh! 'Fraid not. We've been busy trying to catch a critter that's been [makes a running motion with her fingers] trespassing on our property! That's why we rigged the booby trap.
• Nobby: [posh voice] Alas, the only boobies we caught t'were you. [chuckles]
• SpongeBob: I bet it was the Creeper. He invited us to a camp reunion only to [grabs with both hands, a woman screaming is heard] snatch everybody away.
• Sandy: How would you all like to team up with us and [shakes fist] put a stop to this varmint?
• Narlene: Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal behind? [raises finger] Time we armed up!
• [Sandy attaches a hammer to an electric generator.]
• Sandy: [laughs]
• [Narlene puts brass knuckles on her feet, hits them together, and chuckles ominously. SpongeBob takes out a red flyswatter and swings it. Patrick takes out a giant sandwich and swings it. Everyone jumps in, Nobby wielding a spiked banjo.]
• Everyone: Heh-heh!
• Patrick: [bites sandwich]
• Sandy: Patrick, don't eat your weapon!
• Narlene: Whoo-hoo! Let's catch us a creeper!
• Nobby: [shouts in excitement, bites Patrick's sandwich]
• [Bubble transition. Patrick, Nobby, Narlene, SpongeBob, and Sandy walk through the woods with their weapons. The owl clams are on the trees.]
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• Everyone: [yelps]
• [The owl clams fly away. A circular shot spins around everyone.]
• SpongeBob: What is that sound?
• Patrick: [gulps] Don't worry, guys. I'll protect you with my sandwich. [grunts, swings it around, throws it] Ah! [runs after it] Oh, no, my sandwich!
• [Patrick runs after the sandwich and passes through some kelp.]
• Patrick: [whimpering]
• [The figure's hand reaches from behind the kelp and gives him the sandwich.]
• Patrick: Oh, thanks. [is about to eat it, eyes widen] Uh-oh. [slowly turns around, yelps] Whoa!
• [Nobby, Narlene, Sandy, and SpongeBob are scared.]
• SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh, no! That's Patrick! He's been snatched!
• Figure: [sinister laughter]
• Nobby, Narlene, and Sandy: [whimpering]
• Sandy: Whatever's out there is gonna get us! [walks forward with hammer] That leaves us only one option--
• Narlene: Run!
• [SpongeBob, Narlene, and Nobby run off, screaming. They drop their weapons. Sandy is left alone.]
• Sandy: Huh? No! I was gonna say "fight back!"
• Nobby: [running, muttering fearfully] Huh? [sees a jar of Sugar Squeeze on a rock] Sugar Squeezin'. Huh? Huh? [whimpers, mutters excitedly and takes it, speaking gibberish] For courage! [drinks it]
• [A cage drops on Nobby. The figure approaches.]
• Figure: [laughing menacingly]
• Nobby: [whimpering] Need more courage! [drinks the Sugar Squeeze]
• [Narlene runs through the woods and stops at a tree stump.]
• Narlene: [panting] That Creeper will never catch me in my [kicks stump open] underground tree stump system. [laughs and dives in, only for the figure's hand to come out and catch her] Aw, I'm caught!
• Figure: [laughs, pulls her inside, shuts the stump]
• [Sandy exits some kelp and looks around. She shakes her tail. She hears laughter and faces the figure. Owl clams are perched on its shoulders, and fly away.]
• Sandy: Stand back! I got an electro-hammer, and I'm not afraid to use it!
• [The hammer hits her, making her head rattle and bounce around her helmet until she steadies herself. The hammer and the battery then bounce away.]
• Sandy: My hammer's gone haywire! [cracks neck] Time for plan B. [pulls a cord on her suit to inflate it, flies away] So long, Creeper! [it grabs her tail] Whoa! [gets dragged away, sighs] Now I know what a balloon feels like. [they go to the Clampitheater] The Clampitheater? Is that where you've been hiding all the bodies? Why are you doing this?
• Figure: Because...
• [The figure turns around and his cloak falls off, revealing an adult, muscular Elwood.]
• Elwood: ...this is fun!
• Sandy: Elwood?
• Elwood: Hi, Sandy!
• Sandy: [deflates her suit] I always wondered what happened to you.
• Elwood: [waves hands] It was all those years ago. [flashback to a bus leaving Kamp Koral] I missed the last bus home from Kamp Koral on the last day of camp!
• [Elwood is left alone. Zoom out to show the camp.]
• Elwood: [in-story] Yay! [runs around; shows him spiking a volleyball, narrating] And I've been living here alone ever since.
• [Cut to Elwood in Jelly Meadows, missing a jellyfish with his net and getting stung by it. He comes to the canteen with a plate of various forest items.]
• Elwood: [narrating] It's been fun! [in-story, he eats the items] Mmm.
• [A teenage Elwood is seen sleeping in his bunk. He stretches, gets up, and hits his head on the top bunk.]
• Elwood: [in-story] Oof!
• [Cut to teenage Elwood telling a campfire story to various assorted items meant to resemble his friends.]
• Elwood: [narrating] But I missed all you guys. [in-story, roars; the flashback ends] Then one day thought, if I throw a reunion, everyone would come back to Kamp Koral, and we could play forever!
• Sandy: Living all by your lonesome didn't help your social skills none, did it? [small laugh]
• Elwood: [happily] Nope. [strains, opens Clamphitheater] And here's all our friends!
• Sandy: Elwood? You did this?
• Elwood: [grabs her and puts her inside] And you can join them!
• Sandy: Waah!
• Elwood: [turns head without moving his body] I have one more guest to fetch! [shuts Clamphitheater, sinister laughter]
• [Cut to SpongeBob in the forest, running around, panting, and screaming. A farther shot shows him running in a circle with a groove dug beneath his feet.]
• SpongeBob: [panting and screaming] Phew. There! All that screaming should keep the Creeper away.
• [Elwood rushes past and appears in a bush. His eyes are white and most of his body is covered in shadow. He reaches for SpongeBob.]
• Elwood: [giggling]
• SpongeBob: [gasps] I was wrong. I need more screaming! [screaming] Whoa!
• Elwood: [growls]
• [Elwood chases SpongeBob as he screams. SpongeBob trips over a rock, which turns out to be a monster. The monster sees Elwood's shadow and runs away, yelping like a puppy.]
• SpongeBob: [gulps] OK. I'm sorry I told a story with my back to the dark, but I never canoodled, whatever that is. [Elwood grabs him and drags him, screams] Please don't kill me! I'm too young to die! [sobbing] I've got so many more Krabby Patties to make.
• [Elwood throws SpongeBob into the Clampitheater.]
• SpongeBob: [screams]
• [A shot shows Karen, Squidward, Pearl, Patrick, Chovy, Sandy, Krabs, Perch, an anchovy, and Tall Tail, all lying and covered in a red substance.]
• SpongeBob: My friends are all dead!
• Friends: [get up, groaning]
• SpongeBob: No, they're not. They're all zombies!
• Sandy: [wipes her helmet with a rag] We're not zombies. We got bored waiting for you, so we had a [wrings rag] ketchup fight.
• Patrick: [yawns, sits up] And then we got tired and took a nap.
• SpongeBob: Ohh. That's exactly what I would have done. [sees Elwood, whimpers]
• [Sandy keeps wiping the ketchup off with the rag.]
• Patrick: Hey, Elwood! We're out of ketchup. [squeezes ketchup bottle]
• SpongeBob: Elwood? You're the Kamp Creeper?
• Elwood: [leans forward, no longer in shadow] I guess so! Yeah! [falls off the Clampitheater, groans]
• Sandy: All of this is his blundering way of inviting all of us to a Kamp Koral reunion.
• Elwood: [slides up] I have no social skills!
• SpongeBob and Sandy: Yeah... [chuckle nervously]
• SpongeBob: So, uh, what now?
• Kraken: [roars] Ha. So what now? [adjusts tie] Heh. So let's party. [points] Hit it!
• [A disco ball comes down and shines. Spots on the floor open to reveal food and a fountain. Glowing jellyfish appear and Nosferatu taps the mic, which gives feedback. A rock remix of the Kamp Koral theme song begins playing as the Trawlers perform along: Jimmy plays the drums, Roxie plays a keyboard, and Preda has a guitar. Jets of fire shoot up as Nosferatu appears with the mic.]
• Nosferatu: [hisses]
• [Rea, Upturn, Kevin, Harvey, and Perch are getting food. Bubble Bass shoves them out of the way and tries to get a tray of Krabby Patties. Maisey Maines comes out from the table and chomps them.]
• Bubble Bass: [yells, faints into Kevin's arms, Kevin drops him]
• Maisey: [laughs, flies away and shows the center of the stage]
• [Mrs. Puff is inflates. Some anchovies have a conga line, lead by Chovy.]
• Anchovies: [all meeping rhythmically]
• [Nobby and Papa-Squatch dance together. Narlene and Regigilled tango.]
• Orange fish: [dives in] Whoo-hoo! [takes off his pants, turning into a live-action fish, and swings them]
• [Maisey flies up as two sea moose, the owl clams, and the glowing jellyfish are seen dancing to the music. Craig comes up, posing, and they fly away. Mo and Larry are bouncing him on a trampoline.]
• Nosferatu: [hisses]
• [SpongeBob, hypnotized, floats up and takes the microphone. Nosferatu poofs away.]
• Preda, Jimmy, and Roxies: [singing] Kamp Koral!
• [Squidward runs on-stage and starts playing his clarinet.]
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [singing] Elwood kidnapped everyone!
• [A shot of everyone is shown.]
• Preda, Jimmy, and Roxies: [singing] Kamp Koral!
• Preda, Jimmy, Roxies, and SpongeBob: [looks over, singing] Now the party has begun!
• [Sandy and Patrick move into each other's backs.]
• Preda, Jimmy, and Roxies: [singing] Kamp Koral!
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [singing] We thought we'd be [SpongeBob appears on top of them] killed! Instead we're so thrilled!
• [Far shot of everyone from the back.]
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [singing] Right down to our toes!
• [The song finishes. Everyone cheers. Elwood smiles.]
• Krabs: Great party, lad. Uh, listen, eh, I was wondering when you were gonna show me where me lost treasure is. [chuckles] You know.
• Elwood: You're looking at it! [shows party] I spent it on this party. Didn't you get the nickel change I sent you? And besides...
• Krabs: [disappointed] Don't say it...
• SpongeBob: [face gets smaller] Aren't friends the real treasure?
• Elwood: [touches Krabs' nose]
• Krabs: No! [sobbing]
• SpongeBob: [laughing]
• [Zoom out to show the sign of Kamp Koral. Lighting strikes, and the last letters fall off, then the top of the sign. A card reading "In Loving Memory of Peter Bennett" appears.]